Post by Deleted on May 3, 2017 1:35:57 GMT
Since Bryan has become 'Broken' people have asked questions regarding the origins of his alter-ego. It's not every day the man who once walked around in tailored suits and perfectly molded hair straps a red curly wig onto his head and appears as some red striped burger mascot birthed from the mind of the devil himself. His friends have tried to talk to him, his significant other has not been seen or heard from other than vague social media posts, and most importantly he hasn't given up living normal.
Y E S T E R D A Y
We open to Bryan sitting on the edge of a bathtub in a pair of black gym shorts. Sweat beads lay still on his forehead as he looks down into his cupped hand at three pills, each shaped like the logo of a kryptonian caped crusader. His body methodically rocks back in forth slightly as he mumbles to himself
"It's the only way - they've all given up on who I am. This is the only way. Reinvent. Reappear. Redesign. Reclaim."
With a swift motion he throws his cupped hand towards his mouth and swallows it's contents before turning around to put his knees on the bathroom floor and reaching towards the bath tub to turn on cold water. Acting as if he's dehydrated he cups the water to his mouth and splashes it once on his face before turning around and sitting with his back on the bathtub.
"Fate will meet me on the path of my destiny."
T O D A Y
Fog eerily creeps into the wide camera shot absent of background besides the depth of black as red hair emerges from beneath the camera and a painted face shows itself tightened to the camera. His pale painted face motionless until his eyes open and a smile widens on his face.
"WELCOME ONE WELCOME McALL TO THE BROKEN McWORLD OF McLAUGHLIN. SOON YE SHALL SEE THE RESULT OF McPAIN AND SUFFERING BY WAY OF THE GOLDEN ARCHED McEARTH. A McCLUSTER FUCK OF EPIC PROPORTIONS SET FOR CINCO DE McMAYO IN HONOR OF THE mCLAND OF POLLO. AND IN HONOR OF SUCH A CELEBRATION OF CHICKEN McLAND WE SHALL SEE A McGLORIOUS BLEND OF LEATHER AND GOLD STRAPPED AROUND THY WAIST OF McBROKEN. FOR IT SHALL BE NO OTHER WAY BECAUSE THOU HATH NEVER McSEEN SUCH A HORROR IN THOU LIVES AS AN INTERGALACTIC BURGER OVERLORD FROM McEARTH SENT TO DESTROY THE VERY WAY IN WHICH CHICKENS RUN GRAPPLING.”
Bryan turns from the camera rubbing his hands together as we see his bare chest painted red with an upside down cross painted in red on his chest and back dripping down his skin as he glistens in the lone light source.
“IT WILL BE ON THE FIFTH OF McMAY I ASCEND BACK TO McEARTH WITH THE BLEND OF LEATHER AND McGOLD AND HAVE THOU PATRONS OF THE PLANET WORSHIP WHAT I BESTOW UPON THEM. MY OPPONENTS MAY McSPEAK ILL OF ME AND SAY IM ONE FRY SHORT OF A VALUE McMEAL BUT IN TRUTH I AM THE MOST HONEST I HAVE EVER BEEN SO THOU TELL ME SOMETHING, FUTURE VICTIMS”
Quickly darting back towards the camera he grabs it with both hands and shakes it
“TELL ME WHAT THOU KNOWS REGARDING McMADNESS? FOR IT SHALL BE MY EXPERIENCE IN SUCH THAT WILL LEAD MY McHAND TO BE RAISED. TELL ME WHAT KNOWLEDGE THOU HATH EARNED IN BETWEEN THE ROPES AND CORNERS FOR I ALREADY KNOW IT HATH NOT MATCH WHAT I HAVE SEEN. THOU HATH NEVER DANCED WITH THE BURGER IN THE PALE MOON LIGHT. THOU CANNOT COMPREHEND THE MADNESS OF A BROKEN McLAUGHLIN BECAUSE YOU HATH NEVER KNOWN WHAT BEING BROKEN TRULY MEANS”
His loud yelling falls to a murmur as he looks beneath him and a small laugh grows to one of hysteria. Letting go of the camera he throws his hands up towards the sky and tilts his head back as if he is speaking to someone above him
“McLORD OF THY GRAPS ALLOW THEM TO FIND SALVATION IN THEIR DEFEAT FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT CAN BE DONE BY THY McBROKEN ONE. THE PAIN AND SUFFERING BEFORE SALVATION AND DISBELIEF IN THY EXISTENCE. FORGIVE THEM NOW BEFORE THEY McSTAND BEFORE YOU FALLEN AT THE HANDS OF THE ONE WHO SHALL HOLD THY SCRAMBLED GOLD FOR IT BELONGS IN A MAN WHO IS McSCRAMBLED HIMSELF. AND MAY THEY NEVER FORGET THY THEY BECAME… another fucking McVictim”