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Post by Pollo Estrel! on Jun 4, 2016 17:57:17 GMT
Rock music opens the show over top of a series of short video packages:
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Post by Pollo Estrel! on Jun 4, 2016 17:58:22 GMT
We go the Pollomania logo with the title “Pollo Estrel” below it. “Limelight” by Rush plays as we see a series of clips from matches and segments from previous Pollomania events. We cut a shot of the crowd cheering then to the hosts standing in the middle of the ring.
TMG: Greeting once again from the 7th Moon of Thunder. I am El Hombre Loco Enmascarado, better known simply as That Masked Guy and fresh from fried chicken rehab, the Captain America to my Red Skull, Captain Fizz.
CF: Hail Hydra! So, is the Red Skull comment because you’re a ginger? Why is it ok for you to make fun of your hair color but not me?
TMG: Because that’s prejudice, and will you stop saying “Ginger”, that’s our word!
CF: Along with every person who uses spices in their kitchen.
TMG: We have a great show for you tonight. If you watched “Whole Lotta Roaches” two weeks ago on Youtube, you saw Ursula successfully defend the Estrel Medal against the surprisingly gifted, Hammerstein. Because that was her third championship defense, she has earned a title shot at “Finger Lickin’ Fun” for the Unified Golden Egg and Supremo Championships. That also means that she was forced to vacate the medal. So tonight on the show, we’re having a good ol’ fashion battle royal to crown a new champion and we left the door wide open for anyone outside of Pollomania to enter.
CF: That’s right, we have participants competing tonight from Lion’s Road, Strike Towers Wrestling, Untied Toughness Alliance, Olympus Wrestling and 4CW. You’ve already heard from a few of them already, so let’s…
The theme for Things Uno and Dos starts blaring and the two of them come marching down the stage with their manager, The Guru, along with their stable mate, Moondog Buster. Thing Dos grabs a microphone and hands it to The Guru at ringside and the four of them enter the ring.
Guru: Mr. Announcer-men, both of you shut your yaps. (He waves his cane menacingly at them) What’s this that I hear that you plan on punishing my men here for losing the Twin Eggs Title match at “Whole Lotta Roaches”?
The Guru tries to hit That Masked Guy with the cane, but Captain Fizz grabs it from him causing the crowd to pop. The Guru’s charges start stepping toward him but That Masked Guy holds up his hand.
TMG: Hold it right there. The Pollo family made me the authority figure here on Estrel. If you so much as lay a finger on the Captain or me ever again, all four of you will be fired!
The crowd pops again, as the members of G3 look at each other in shock.
TMG: And Guru, since your team didn’t bring home the gold, damn rights I’m punishing you for all the grief you’ve put me through. Thing Uno, Thing Dos, I hope you have your wrestling boots on because you’re competing right now (crowd pop) in a No Disqualification Match (bigger pop); against the current number one contenders for the Twin Egg Champions, The Embassy Elite!
O’ Canada starts planning and there’s a strong mixed reaction from the crowd as the Giant Egg opens and the team of Tiger Masked Red and Holly Guacamole walk out, accompanied by all the other members of the Canadian Embassy Misfits, Charlotte O’Neal, Brutus Smith,… and to the shock of the crowd, the traitorous True North Ant.
Back inside the ring, The Guru and his charges look on as the Embassy circles the ring. That Masked Guy and Captain Fizz quickly exited the ring and make their way to the announce table. Outside the ring Tiger Mask Red nods to his stable mates. He and Holly climb up on the apron on opposite sides of the ring. Things Uno and Dos charge them but they both drop down. While they yell at one another Brute climbs up on the apron and steps over the top rope.
The Guru tries to warn his men but as they turn around the masked giant spears them both. Moondog quickly grabs his manager and the two high-tail it out of the ring and run up to the stage. The other members of the Embassy let them go as they enter the ring. True North Ant picks up Thing Uno and hoists him up on his shoulder into a crucifix, meanwhile Brute picks up Thing Dos by the throat; they hit the Red River Plunge (a Black Tiger Bomb) and a Chokeslam at the same time.
Tiger Mask Red signals for them to exit and Brute kicks Thing Dos out of the ring as he leaves. Tiger directs his sister, Holly, to the top rope and pick Thing Uno up for a Tombstone Piledriver. Holly leaps off and spikes down as Tiger hits the maneuver.
TMG: Oh my God! An Indytaker!!!
CF: More like a Great White Driver!
Tiger rolls out of the way and Holly covers Thing Uno for the pin. Referee, Jose Doe, makes the academic three count and calls for the bell.
TMG: (on the microphone) Ladies and gentlemen, here are you winner. Tiger Mask Red and Holly Guacamole, the Embassy Elite!
CF: Loco, my friend, it looks like you’ve been avenged.
TMG: Hopefully this means that people will start taking me serious.
CF: Yeah, probably not. Let’s hear from a few more of the contestants for tonight’s battle royal before we go to commercial.
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Post by Pollo Estrel! on Jun 4, 2016 18:06:00 GMT
The show is bout to go to break when the screen goes all static:
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Post by Pollo Estrel! on Jun 4, 2016 18:07:37 GMT
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Post by Pollo Estrel! on Jun 4, 2016 18:15:00 GMT
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Post by Pollo Estrel! on Jun 4, 2016 18:15:31 GMT
Back from break and we find the hosts sitting at the table. TMG: Welcome back to the Estrel. This would usually be the time where we would plug the latest food deal at your closest Pollo Bucket, however with my co-host’s recent return from Fried Chicken Rehab, we thought that would be insensitive, so… The hosts both hold up little action figures in the likeness of different members of the Pollomania roster. TMG: Instead we want to let you know that for this month only, you can get one of the official Pollomania action figures when you purchase a 20 piece bucket of chicken. Currently available are El Vainillo, Tiger Mask Red, Zookeeper Willie and… Mr. Crazy. CF: They really didn’t think this one through, did they? TMG: Was probably too late to cancel the order on them. (Tosses the Tiger Mask Red and Mr. Crazy action figures to the crowd). Anyway, just a reminder to tune in every Tuesday for our podcast, “The Capt Fizz and Masked Guy Show”, this week the Captain and I discuss Marvel Comic’s shocking reveal that Captain America is actually a Hydra Agent. To find out more information about our show go to www.fizzmaskedshow.comCF: Dot Com! TMG: And make sure to subscribe to us on iTunes. Ok, now that the cheap plugs are out of the way it’s time for our main event, folks. After the commercial break we will have a 21 person battle royal to crown our next Estrel Medal Champion and the winner will also be awarded a cool $250,000! CF: (whistles) Hammerstein put it best when he said that would buy a whole lotta chicken! TMG: And of course, if the champion is able to successfully defend the Medal three times, they earn a shot at the Supremo Championship. With so much on the line we can expect that all our competitors will be battling as if their life is on the line, but for one of our competitors, young Tristan Jenkins, his life is really on the line. Take a look before we go to break.
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Post by Pollo Estrel! on Jun 4, 2016 18:18:41 GMT
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Post by Pollo Estrel! on Jun 4, 2016 18:19:01 GMT
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Post by Pollo Estrel! on Jun 4, 2016 18:19:40 GMT
We return from break to see all the competitors standing in the ring. The camera focuses in on Tristan Jenkins, standing in the corner alongside Sailor Cherry and Owl Man
CF: That Gunnar Kingsbury is a real piece of shit. No, I will not apologize for what I just said. If none of the other competitors kick his ass for what he just said, I’ll do it myself.
TMG: (Standing outside the ring) Ladies and gentlemen, this is your main event of the evening and it is a 21 Person Battle Royal for the vacant Pollomania Estrel Medal! Now the only way to be eliminated from the match is to be thrown over the top rope and have both feet touch the floor. The last person left in the ring at the end of the match is declared the winner and not only becomes champion but will also be awarded $250,000!
The bell sounds and immediately Gunnar tries to get to Tristan but is stopped by Owl Man. Several rudos all rush the big man and try to eliminate him. Several of the tecnicos have the same idea and go after Brute Smith. Meanwhile Cherry tells Tristan to stay in the corner and goes off to try to help her associate. True North Ant takes this opportunity and goes after the young man. Tristan tries to fight back but Ant picks him up, much to the displeasure of the audience, and places him on the top turnbuckle. He turns to the crowd and says he’s going to push him over. At the last second, Marco Cases grabs True North Ant by the back of his mask and throws him to the mat. He picks Tristan up and places him safely to the mat and asks if he’s ok. Casas then turns around and True North Ant kicks him in to the groin.
TMG: That son of a…
Ant stands there mocking Casas, holding his own lower regions and laughing before tossing his foe over the top rope, to the arena floor. He throws insults at the crowd as they boo him and turns around to go after Tristan again. Sailor Cherry and Owl Man have managed to fight off the other rudos, who have dispersed to fight other wrestlers. They spot Ant going after Tristan and they each grab him by one of his antennas . He begs them to have mercy but the pair of heroes look at one another and nod their heads before tossing him unceremoniously over the top rope, to the floor.
TMG: (over the microphone) Marco Casas and True North Ant have both been eliminated!
The wrestlers have begun to pairing off. Not surprisingly, Womack and Sellers are working as a unit and beating down on Flynn Buck, who recently defeated Sellers in a tournament match for Lion’s Road. Keith Skyfire, who will face Buck on June 9th, pushes past them and begins stomping away at Buck as he lies in the corner. The two roughnecks look at each other and then start assaulting Skyfire. Womack grabs him from behind and Sellers begins hitting him with some serious haymakers.
Meanwhile, across the ring DC Wiland is the next wrestler to try to eliminate young Tristan Jenkins. Cherry tries to stop him but is grabbed by Olympus’s Kang Mina. Wiland corners the young man, but Owl Man grabs him from behind and shakes his finger at him. Wiland tries to act innocent, throwing his hands in the air and shaking his head vigorously. He holds out his hand, asking Owl Man to shake it, and smiles to the crowd. The fans try to warn the super behemoth but he accepts the hand shake. Wiland smiles, he turns to the crowd and winks, before turning to back to Owl Man and trying to kick him. Owl
Man grabs this foot though and spins Wiland around and delivers a mighty atomic drop that causes Wiland to bounce over the top rope and to the floor.
TMG: That’s got to feel good for Owl Man. Finally karma has caught up to Wiland after what he did to the super hero at our winter premiere. (over the microphone) DC Wiland has been eliminated!
Back in the ring the team of Womack and Sellers continue to work over Skyfire. Buck has finally made it to his feet and tackles Sellers as best as he can. This finally allows Skyfire to break away from Womack and the unlikely duo begin fighting off the Lion’s Road tag team. The crowd really starts getting behind them as they start to rock Sellers and Womack but suddenly Skyfire turns, grabs Buck and tries to throw him over the top rope. The French Canadian counter though, and hip tosses Skyfire out of the ring.
TMG: That’s going to give Flynn Buck a bit of a psychological edge over Skyfire going into their match on June 9th over at Lion’s Road.
CF: Too true. Aren’t you forgetting to announce the elimination?
TMG: (over the microphone) Keith Skyfire has been eliminated!
No sooner has he said that, Womack and Sellers grab Buck from behind and dump him out of the ring. The crowd boos at the elimination. Sellers and Womack laugh at Buck as he slowly gets to his feet and makes his way to the back. The team high five each other but when they turn around, they are met by Brute Smith, who grabs the pair by the throats. He backs them against the ropes and pushes them straight over to the floor.
TMG: (over the microphone) Flynn Buck, Duke Womack and David Lee Sellers are all eliminated.
CF: Folks, we’ve got to go to a commercial break. We’ll be back after these messages!
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Post by Pollo Estrel! on Jun 4, 2016 18:20:25 GMT
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Post by Pollo Estrel! on Jun 4, 2016 18:21:50 GMT
Back from break we go right back to the action.
Kang Mina has Sailor Cherry up against the ropes and has a hold of her leg, trying to lift it over the top rope so she can dump the sailor scout to the floor. Lexxi D. Vine, who has managed to stay under the radar up to this point sneaks up behind Mina and flips her over the top rope. The Korean warrior lands on the apron and rolls back into the ring. Lexxi, unaware of this turns around and starts celebrating like she’s won the whole thing. She lets out a loud scream as Mina grabs her by the hair and turns her around. Lexxi begs off but Mina begins striking her with a series of forearm smashes. Having stunned her opponent, Mina bounces off the ropes but Lexxi ducks an attempted running kick and pushes her towards the ropes, while Cherry holds down the top rope. Once again Mina lands on the apron. While she’s trying to gain her balance, Lexxi takes the opportunity to dump try to dump Cherry over and she lands on the apron as well. Lexxi tries to knock them both off but the two women hit her with blows and she stumbles back and falls to the mat. Cherry and Mina begin hitting each other with a chops, trying to knock the other off the apron, while trying to hold on to the top rope for dear life. Suddenly Zoe Chaos rushes them both and knocks them to the floor. She laughs at them both and curses at them before turning back to the remaining combatants.
TMG: (over the microphone) Kang Mina and Sailor Cherry have both been eliminated!
A loud pop from the crowd brings our attention to the centre of the ring. Brutus Smith, Owl Man and Nirvana stand looking at one another.
TMG: The three largest men in the ring are about to reenact a Godzilla movie!
CF: Just as long as it wasn’t that one starring the husband of that chick from “Sex in the City”. That one left a really bad taste in my mouth.
Owl Man hits Brute with a punch, but the blow barely fazes him. The super hero looks blankly at him and then turns and punches Nirvana, who staggers back a step. Nirvana rolls his shoulders back and steps back up. He punches Owl Man right back, then strikes Brute, who again barely flinches. Owl Man and Nirvana look at each other and nod; together as one the two of them hit the giant and he finally staggers. Another combination blow and Brute lands against the ropes, but before the other two colossuses can celebrate their small victory, Brute uses the momentum off the ropes to spring forward and knock both men to the mat with an incredible spear. Several of the other combatants lose their balance from the huge impact.
CF: A 6.5 on the Richter scale!
Brute is the first to his feet and his eyes lock on you Tristan Jenkins, alone now without anyone to watch out for him. Tristan tries to get away but the giant easily grabs a hold of him and lifting him with both hands, walks over to the edge of the ring and places him down on the ring apron. He stands there for a moment, looking conflicted as the crowd starts jeering him. He points at the steps and motions for Tristan to go for them.
TMG: Brute doesn’t have the heart to push him to the floor. He wants the boy to walk down the steps and eliminate himself!
CF: Nice to see that he’s more than just a dumb Neanderthal!
Tristan shakes his head. He won’t eliminate himself. Brute looks frustrated and appears about to grab the young man. Suddenly Tristan jumps up and pulls down on the top rope as hard as he can. Owl Man and Nirvana come up behind the giant and dump him over the top rope. As Brute tumbles to the floor, Owl Man grabs Tristan and holds on to him so he doesn’t fall as well.
TMG: (over the microphone) Brutus Smith has been eliminated!
The celebration is cut short as Noah Hanson and Gunnar Kingsbury suddenly decide to team up and attempted to flip Owl Man over the top rope. Tristan quickly gets back into the ring and runs to the other side as the superhero tries his best to fight the pair off. Nirvana stands back for a moment but decides this isn’t an opportunity that he can ignore. He joins in with Hanson and Kingsbury and the three of them finally flip Owl Man over the top rope and he rolls to the floor as the crowd loudly boos.
TMG: (over the microphone) Owl Man has been eliminated!
There’s a sudden motion from the crowd and a masked man jumps over the barricade and rolls into the ring behind Nirvana.
TMG: Oh my God, it’s Tiger Mask Red!
Nirvana turns around and Tiger throws a fireball in his face!
CF: Payback’s a bitch!
TMG: If you missed it, a few nights ago at Strike Tower Wrestling’s “War and Peace”, Tiger Mask Red was attacked by Nirvana and his son and had his mask removed. He warned Nirvana that he was going to be waiting for him here tonight!
Nirvana grabs his face and screams, allowing Tiger to shove him over the top rope and to the floor. The other members of the Canadian Embassy Misfits quickly swarm the “Midnight King” a begin to assault him while Tiger Mask Red directs traffic.
Meanwhile, back in the ring Zoe Chaos has been working over Lexxi D. Vine, who she had been trading barbs with yesterday on Twitter. She suddenly realizes that her friend, Nirvana is in trouble. She makes her way to that side of the ring to go help him but Lexxi sees her opening and grabbing Chaos by the hair tosses her over the top rope to the floor, eliminating her and temporarily preventing her from coming to Nirvana’s aide.
The Misfits pull Nirvana to his feet and drag him to the announce table. Holly and Charlotte clear the table off, as True North Ant pushes the hosts out of the way. Brute grabs Nirvana by the throat and signals for a choke slam.
TMG: Don’t do this, Brute! For God’s sake, he’s got a baby on the way!
The members of the Canadian Embassy Misfits ignore his pleas. Tiger asks Charlotte for something and she reaches into her purse and pulls out a bottle of lighter fluid and hands it to him. He starts laughing and squeezes the contents out onto the desk and pulling matches from his pocket, lights one and drops it on the table, causing the table to be engulfed in flames.
CF: Nirvana’s not going to make it to their match in two weeks!
Everyone inside the ring stops and watches on as Tiger signals for Brute to finish it. Brute lifts Nirvana up for the choke slam, but Chaos suddenly hits him across the back with a chair. The blow isn’t enough to really hurt him but he drops Nirvana safely to the ground. Holly gets in Chaos’ face but gets a chair shot to the gut for her troubles. Tiger grabs the chair from her and shoves her into the waiting hand of Brute. He’s about to slam her through the table when the crowd lets out a loud commotion. The members of the Misfits turn to see El Hijo de Nirvana and Lisa King running down to ringside.
TMG: It’s the Progeny!
The charge in to rescue Chaos and Nirvana and the two groups begin brawling, as the announce table continues to burn. Security finally wakes up from wherever they were sleeping and rushes down to the ring, along with all the companies “geeks”, to try to break up the brawl. That Masked Guy waves at the camera.
TMG: Go to commercial!
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Post by Pollo Estrel! on Jun 4, 2016 18:23:19 GMT
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Post by Pollo Estrel! on Jun 4, 2016 18:24:09 GMT
Back from break we see the remaining participants fighting it out . A camera shows members of the ring crew using extinguishers, putting out the last of the fire.
TMG: Hey folks, if you just tuned in then you missed the war between Tiger Mask Red and Nirvana escalate and cross over to here from Strike Towers Wrestling. We almost saw Nirvana get choke slammed through our table here, which was on fire I might add.
CF: And me without some marshmallows.
TMG: This is no time to be thinking about your stomach, a man was almost burnt alive right in front of our very eyes.
CF: How am I supposed to be able to show sympathy when all I can think of is deep fried chicken?
TMG: (shaking his head) Let’s go back to the ring.
In the ring we see that alliances have been made. Kingsbury and Hanson are working together and are trying their best to eliminate Bryan Laughlin. On the opposite side of the ring Lexxi D. Vine is bossing around Hammerstein as the pair work over Matt Pulver. For some reason Anna Matthew is sitting on the top rope, just watching everyone fight around her and smiling as if she knows what’s going to happen. Young Tristan Jenkins is still in the match and for now no one is paying any attention to the young man.
That all changes when Gunnar Kingsbury tires of beating on Laughlin. He leaves Noah Hanson to continue trying to eliminate him and turns to see Tristan standing in the corner. Smiling, he slowly starts stalking the young man. Hammerstein, tired of listening to Lexxi (he tuned her out a long time ago) sees this and moves to intercept. Gunnar sees him coming; he’s been waiting for this moment.
As Hammerstein comes near, Gunnar dropkicks him to the knee. As the larger man goes down, Gunnar starts kicking him. He shouts, “You aren’t going to win, you fat idiot! If it’s the last thing I do I’m going to make sure that you never win another championship!”
This seems to stir something in Tristan. He runs over and jumps on Gunnar’s back and starts punching him as hard as his little body will allow. The crowd starts to cheer for him but it quickly turns to boos, as Gunnar awkwardly flips the boy off his back. He grabs him by the hair and pulls him to his feet. The crowd is livid now. Throwing Tristan up on his shoulder, he motions that he’s about to throw him over the ropes. He tries to get a running start but Hammerstein grabs his leg.
Dumping Tristan to the mat, Gunnar stomps on Hammerstein’s back with his free foot. He pulls him to his feet and drags him to the corner and punches him in the jaw, dropping Hammerstein, causing him to sit against the ropes. Gunnar steps on Hammerstein’s chest and uses the ropes for extra leverage. He’s so full of himself that he doesn’t notice Tristan charging from behind. The young man pushes him as hard as he can and Gunnar tumbles over the top rope, but lands on the apron.
Tristan helps Hammerstein to his feet. Gunnar tries to strike him but Anna Matthew decides at this moment to jump into action and hits him with a flying forearm. Gunnar manages to hold on but is
obviously stunned. Anna points to Tristan and Hammerstein, who turns to his new friend and asks, “Do you know who The American Dream was?” Tristan nods and the two of them turn to Gunnar and hit a pair of Bionic Elbows in stereo, which finally making Gunnar let go of the ropes and falling to the floor. The crowd erupts and Hammerstein high fives Tristan. The young man climbs up on the second rope and flexes, much to the delight of the crowd.
TMG: (over the microphone) Gunnar Kingsbury has been eliminated!
Suddenly Lexxi D. Vine is there. Before Hammerstein can stop her, she shoves Tristan over the top rope. A stage hand is able to soften his fall but both his feet hit the floor. She instantly receives the most heated response of the night. Lexxi simply laughs at the crowd and throws up the L on her forehead, calling everyone losers.
TMG: (over the microphone) Tristan Jenkins has been eliminated!
CF: That bitch!
All action in the ring stops and everyone turns to stare at her. She throws up her hands and asks what they’re going to do about it. Anna Matthews spins her around and smacks her hard across the face. Lexxi stumbles back through the ropes and out of sight.
Everything feels like it goes into fast forward. Matt Pulver tries to attack Matthews, but the Time Lord side steps him and almost effortlessly tosses him over the top using his own momentum against him. She turns to Noah Hanson, but he’s suddenly spun around by Laughlin. Hanson tries to punch him but Laughlin ducks and backdrops him out of the ring.
TMG: (over the microphone) Matt Pulver and Noah Hanson have both been eliminated.
It’s now down to Laughlin, Matthews and Laughlin. The three of them face off. Hammerstein and Matthews look at one another and Laughlin realizes that they are trying to work out a deal (or at least Matthews is, Hammerstein thinks she’s trying to flirt). He steps right in and starts hitting them both with punches. Matthews does her best to block those directed at her but Hammerstein is eating everyone thrown at him. Laughlin backs up, to bounce off the ropes but doesn’t notice that Lexxi, still outside the ring, pulls down the top rope and Laughlin topples to the floor.
TMG: (over the microphone) Bryan Laughlin has been eliminated!
Anna Matthews shoves the still stunned Hammerstein at Lexxi and he almost tumbles out as well but ends up banging heads with Lexxi instead and stumbles into the corner. Realizing the only way she can win is to eliminate everyone properly, Anna rolls out of the ring and drags Lexxi back in. She tries to throw Lexxi over the top rope but Lexxi holds on for dear life.
Obviously a little confused (and, really, when isn’t he?), Hammerstein climbs to the second rope. Anna Matthews looks up at him in mild amusement. Lexxi takes the opportunity to shove Matthews into him and he falls to the floor below.
TMG: (over the microphone) Hammerstein has been eliminated!
Lexxi is smiling now, as the shocked crowd looks on. No one can believe she’s made it this far. She drags Matthews by the hair and yells “Loser” at her. She runs her across the ring but at the last second Anna Matthew counters and sends Lexxi flying over the top rope.
The crowd explodes as That Masked Guy enters the ring and hands Anna Matthews the medal and the check for $250,000.
TMG: (over the microphone) Here is your winner, and NEW Estrel Medal Champion, Anna Matthews.
The show goes off the air as Anna Matthews brings Tristan Jenkins back in the ring to celebrate with her. On the stage, Lexxi D. Vine looks on with venom in her eyes.
Fade to black.
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