Post by Deleted on May 2, 2016 22:47:13 GMT
The latest video to appear on the audio-visual section of the Pollomania website features a young blonde in full Sailor Soldier cosplay – specifically, Sailor Venus. As the camera trains in on her, she begins to address viewers at home:
'On May 5th, Pollomania is going to experience something like it never has before. Something mystical. Something powerful. Something...magical.'
The youngster grins.
'Because May 5th marks the day that Sailor Cherry, of the Sailor Soldiers, makes her official debut for Pollomania, against the dastardly Professor Turmoil!'
The blonde's countenance suddenly becomes more stern.
'Professor Turmoil has a secret laboratory deep down in the center of the Pollo Hall, where he invents evil things to carry out his ultimate plan – to take over Pollomania! Fortunately, there's one person in the company who can stop him, and that person has been booked to face him at Cinco de Mayo! That person is...SAILOR CHERRY!'
Cherry points at herself, flashing the camera an anime-style wink and victory fingers as she does. Then, her tone once again becomes serious as she addresses her opponent directly:
'Professor Turmoil...you may think you can get away with your evil schemes...but that's because you don't know what you're up against yet. On May 5th, you're not just up against some airhead blonde teenager. On May 5th, you're up against a Sailor Soldier. A magical girl from beyond the stars, ready to wipe evil out of Pollomania! Professor Turmoil, on May 5th, you're up against PRETTY GUARDIAN, SAILOR CHERRY!'
The girl strikes another anime-inspired pose before continuing:
'And trust me, Professor...you are NOT going to get away with your plan! You are NOT going to take over Pollomania with an army of zombies, or whatever you're thinking of doing. No, on May 5th, I'm going to put an end to your plans before they even start! On May 5th, the Elbow of Justice is coming down on you!'
Cherry leans forward, a confident grin on her features.
'Professor Turmoil, on May 5th....you're going to find yourself in the eye of the Cherrycane. And trust me...you're not gonna like it!'
Suddenly, the blonde grabs hold of her prop tiara and shouts out the magic words most often associated with Sailor Moon.
'Professor Turmoil...BY THE POWER OF THE MOON...I WILL PUNISH YOU!!
MOON POWER ACTIVATE!!'
With this, the blonde springs off her chair and disappears off-camera, leaving the video to wrap itself up a moment later.
Final Word Count: 412
Final Word Count: 412