Post by HAMMERSTEIN on May 2, 2016 12:56:28 GMT
(To the Cleveland Show theme:
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My name is Hammerstein, and I am proud to be
Right here in Pollomania, with my new family
There's tigers and roaches, and even an ant
Keith Skyfire says he’ll win on his own but we know he can’t
And so I found a place, where everyone will know
My bleach blonde soulpatched face, this is the Hammerstein show.
Ha ha ha ha
**********
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!
My first match in Pollomania, and it’s this Thursday, baby! YOWZA! I keep hearing people saying stuff about Cinco de Mayo, but I dunno anything bout that. I’m a Miracle Whip man myself. Or ranch. Or blue cheese. Yeah, blue cheese is the bomb with some super duper hot wings from Rollo’s Wing Shack.
What were we talking about again? Oh yeah.
I’m tagging with the True North Ant and Keith Skyfire to go against Starship Madness and Marco Casas. Aliens, man. Aliens. I get to see real life aliens. I keep hearing that douchecanoe Trump talkin’ bout aliens, but all he ever says is they come from Mexico, like Marco Casas.. Dude, Mexico’s here on Earth. We call those folks Earthlings. And this toolbox wants to be president. Pffft. But, on the other hand, some of those aliens are masters of disguise. But, I don’t think he’s one…...
Anyway, before my train of thought derailed…..
I dunno none of these cats in this match, but I know this Casas dude is huge, cause I saw his picture. I bet nobody ever asked him “Do you even lift, bro?” And you got the outer space dude Zargnax and the dudette Algie. This Zargnax cat seems like an intergalactic asshat, especially the way he makes this Algie chick do all the work.
Kinda like one of my tag team partners, this Skyfire dude.
I’m gonna give you a little motivational talk, Skyfire. Pay attention now, cause it’s deep, and I think you’ll get something out of it.
There is no I in team, but there is one in Mayor McDickcheese. And that would be u. Or is it I? No, I just said there was no I in…..but there is one in….. I dunno, I'm not good with alphabetese. My point is…..what was my point? Oh yeah. Dude, you can't do this on your own. One guy can't beat three. I mean I have before, but that was when I broke out my Shaq-Fu, and I swore I'd never use that again. The results were just…...too…...devastating.
But back to my original point, Keith, you gots two dudes on your team that can kick all kinds a booty, and you want us to just stand there. Now I can’t speak for True North Ant, mainly cause I don’t know his language. But if I could, I know he’d say “STOP BEING DOUCHEBAG, YA DOUCHEBAG!” Then again, he may not say that. Like I said, I don’t speak Antonese.
Speaking of Ant, this dude seems to be a pretty cool cat, er, bug. I ain’t got to talk to him, but I can tell me and him are gonna be on the same page, just cause we are flaming buttheads like Skyfire and Zargnax. I’d like to sit down to a big bucket of Pollo Bucket chicken with him and rap about stuff. Whether he likes chicken or not, I dunno.
But I know this. We can beat Capt. Muscleman and the Intergalactic Planetary Tag Team of Kookiness, but only if we work together. That means get your tool out of your own mouth, Skyfire, get together with me and the Ant-Man and let’s kick some fruit booties, Independence Day style.
Hammerstein...OUT!
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My name is Hammerstein, and I am proud to be
Right here in Pollomania, with my new family
There's tigers and roaches, and even an ant
Keith Skyfire says he’ll win on his own but we know he can’t
And so I found a place, where everyone will know
My bleach blonde soulpatched face, this is the Hammerstein show.
Ha ha ha ha
**********
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!
My first match in Pollomania, and it’s this Thursday, baby! YOWZA! I keep hearing people saying stuff about Cinco de Mayo, but I dunno anything bout that. I’m a Miracle Whip man myself. Or ranch. Or blue cheese. Yeah, blue cheese is the bomb with some super duper hot wings from Rollo’s Wing Shack.
What were we talking about again? Oh yeah.
I’m tagging with the True North Ant and Keith Skyfire to go against Starship Madness and Marco Casas. Aliens, man. Aliens. I get to see real life aliens. I keep hearing that douchecanoe Trump talkin’ bout aliens, but all he ever says is they come from Mexico, like Marco Casas.. Dude, Mexico’s here on Earth. We call those folks Earthlings. And this toolbox wants to be president. Pffft. But, on the other hand, some of those aliens are masters of disguise. But, I don’t think he’s one…...
Anyway, before my train of thought derailed…..
I dunno none of these cats in this match, but I know this Casas dude is huge, cause I saw his picture. I bet nobody ever asked him “Do you even lift, bro?” And you got the outer space dude Zargnax and the dudette Algie. This Zargnax cat seems like an intergalactic asshat, especially the way he makes this Algie chick do all the work.
Kinda like one of my tag team partners, this Skyfire dude.
I’m gonna give you a little motivational talk, Skyfire. Pay attention now, cause it’s deep, and I think you’ll get something out of it.
There is no I in team, but there is one in Mayor McDickcheese. And that would be u. Or is it I? No, I just said there was no I in…..but there is one in….. I dunno, I'm not good with alphabetese. My point is…..what was my point? Oh yeah. Dude, you can't do this on your own. One guy can't beat three. I mean I have before, but that was when I broke out my Shaq-Fu, and I swore I'd never use that again. The results were just…...too…...devastating.
But back to my original point, Keith, you gots two dudes on your team that can kick all kinds a booty, and you want us to just stand there. Now I can’t speak for True North Ant, mainly cause I don’t know his language. But if I could, I know he’d say “STOP BEING DOUCHEBAG, YA DOUCHEBAG!” Then again, he may not say that. Like I said, I don’t speak Antonese.
Speaking of Ant, this dude seems to be a pretty cool cat, er, bug. I ain’t got to talk to him, but I can tell me and him are gonna be on the same page, just cause we are flaming buttheads like Skyfire and Zargnax. I’d like to sit down to a big bucket of Pollo Bucket chicken with him and rap about stuff. Whether he likes chicken or not, I dunno.
But I know this. We can beat Capt. Muscleman and the Intergalactic Planetary Tag Team of Kookiness, but only if we work together. That means get your tool out of your own mouth, Skyfire, get together with me and the Ant-Man and let’s kick some fruit booties, Independence Day style.
Hammerstein...OUT!