Post by Deleted on May 1, 2016 20:43:46 GMT
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Well, Cherry...this is it, girlfriend.
No Candi there to cheer you up this time. No Sophie to talk sense into you. No Sleepover Club to goof off and have slumber parties with. Just you. Cherry Oliver, from Allen, Michigan. A small town girl trying to make a living in the big bad world of wrestling, where everybody laughs in your face.
And now, you don't even have your friends there to make you feel good.
And now, you don't even have your friends there to make you feel good.
Seriously, girl, what were you thinking?
But who knows? Maybe this time is going to be different. Maybe this time, nobody will laugh. Maybe this time, you'll finally get to win matches, and kick butt, and be awesome, and get people to respect you. Maybe this time, you'll finally get to walk like a champion, talk like a champion, ram-pa-pam-pam, ram-pa-pa-pam-pam.
...ooooorrrr maybe you'll just fall on your face again, and go back to Michigan to live with your Mom, and tell yourself you're never doing this again...until the next time you see a company you like, and the whole thing starts over again.
No. We're not thinking like that. We're thinking positive. We're going to be cool, and fight some bad guys, and people are going to like us, and little girls are going to look up to us and grow up to be awesome and follow their hearts instead of, like, doing drugs or getting pregnant or whatever.
Yeah! That's the spirit! You go, girl!
Anyway, if we're going to do all that stuff, we've got to start at the beginning. Our first opponent. This Professor Turmoil guy. I thought mad scientists only existed in cartoons... I guess I was wrong. 'Cause the Professor is definitely real, and definitely looks like he means to take over the world.
Or, y'know, Pollomania. Same difference.
The point is, we've got to stop him. This isn't just about winning a wrestling match and getting people to pay attention to us. This is about protecting people from an evil scientist who wants to destroy Pollomania and stuff. This is serious business.
Good thing a Sailor Soldier is always ready for action.
And good thing Cherry Oliver is tougher than she looks.
So yeah.
This is it.
One more go.
And this time, on my own.
No friends. No slumber parties. No distractions. No safety nets.
And no excuses.
This time, I'm on my own, in a new company, with everybody waiting to see what I can do, and a literal supervillain to defeat in ten minutes or less.
I'd have a better chance asking Justin Bieber to prom.
Still, like Mom always says, third time's the charm. Plus, I'm an Oliver. And us Oliver women are tough cookies.
Yeah.
I'll be fine.
I can do this.
And on May 5th...I'm going to prove it.
I hope Professor Turmoil is ready.
'Cause I sure am.
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