Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2016 19:40:48 GMT
From Cherry Oliver's Personal Tumblr
What's up, Cherrymaniacs?!
Been a while since I came on here and gave you guys an update, but there's a reason for that. It's not 'cause I don't like you guys or whatever. There's something else. Something big. Some of you probably heard by now, and it's true – I'm doing the wrestling thing again. Yeah, I know I said last time would be the last time, and I was gonna stay home with Mom and go to college and stuff, but guys...they're letting me be myself. I mean, I walked in there and said I wanted to cosplay as Sailor Moon and stuff, and they said it was fine. C'mon, you guys...how was I gonna say no?
So yeah. I'm wrestling again. For this company called Pollomania (that means 'Chickenmania' in Spanish, and I thought it was kind of weird too, but apparently it's 'cause of this fast-food place they run or something. It doesn't really matter.)
Anyway, I had my first match for them last month, and I beat this guy who was saying like, really gross stuff about girls or whatever. So Sailor Cherry had to drop the Elbow of Justice on him to teach him some manners. Good thing I won, too, 'cause they told me that match was sort of my try-out. And I guess they liked what they saw, 'cause they offered me a contract!! And now I'm on the card for their next event, which is in Mexico in like a week. Y'know, 'cause they're having their national holiday there and stuff.
So yeah, your girl Cherry is opening the show, against someone called Professor Turmoil. Which sounds kinda like a villain from the Powerpuff Girls or something. It's not just me, right? Kinda looks like that, too. In fact, he kinda gives me the creeps. And I heard he's got an actual evil plan or something? You know, like a real supervillain?
Wait a minute...
Wait a minute...
...you guys....
...YOU GUYS!!!
What if he IS a real supervillain?!
Geez, now I REALLY gotta stop him, don't I?!
Don't worry, though...Sailor Cherry is on the job. And on May 5, by the power of the moon, I'll punish Professor Turmoil!
MOON POWER ACTIVATE!!!
- C.
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