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Post by Buck U Productions on Apr 19, 2016 21:10:01 GMT
Holly Guacamole and Brute Smith stand in front of the Embassy’s banner:
Holly: “Hey what’s up bitches? In two weeks time I’ll be facing that ugo, Ursula Areano (sticks out her tongue) at “Cinco de Mayo” for the Estrel Medal and you can guarantee that I’m taking it home with me. First though, I’ve been book into a tag team match against her on Pollo Estrel this week.
“From what I hear she’ll be teaming with that piece of trash, La Cucharacha, who’s walking around here with a cardboard title built, calling herself the Golden Egg Champion. Well, Kookie, my partner is none other than the REAL Golden Egg Champion, D.C. Wiland.
“Now I’m sure that a lot of you morons out there might think that Deezy and I are at a disadvantage because we’re facing the two so-called “champions” but let me tell ya that those two “Dirty Rotten Hags” as I like to call them, don’t stand a chance against “Team Too Schweet”! Why, because unlike those two losers we’ve got the support of both The Canadian Embassy Misfits and Ronie’s Rasslin’ Service behind us. More importantly though, we’ve got this seven foot monster standing in our corner to make sure you bitches don’t try to cheat. The truth is though, we won’t need this big guy to beat you. Deezy is just that damn good and I am the true queen of lucha libre around here. We’re going to prove that against you two this Friday at “Estrel” and then at “Cinco de Mayo” we officially will take your championships and there ain’t a damn thing you two can do about it.”
Holly blows a kiss to the camera.
“Deezy, I’ll see you soon. Toodles!”
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