I am going to kick your head in
Aug 10, 2015 5:10:08 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2015 5:10:08 GMT
The camera pans onto Raisin Branielson pacing back and forth. He notices the camera then address the camera. Branielson's anger grows as he thinks of what to say.
RB: So, I come to this crap hole called Pollomania Lucha to compete for the chicken scramble championship match. Branielson rolls his eyes. Talk about a joke, I have seen better action is adult films. Let’s breakdown who I am facing. Branielson sighs as he tries to hold back his anger. First we have myself the best breakfast in the world. The talent, the reason why you should buy a ticket here. Everyone else is freaking joke.
Branielson stops pacing as his annoyance comes through his voice.
RB: We have the harlot Jessica Buck! Sex doesn’t sell in wrestling. Branielson adjusts his mask. I am going to kick your fake breast off your body and stomp your plastic face off! Make matters worse we have this fool named Al Nova. Branielson rolls his eyes. You come off as some annoying person. I will have the pleasure of kicking your freaking head in!
Branielson cracks his knuckles as he composes his thoughts on his other opponents.
RB: The Iron Orca… Branielson rolls his eyes in disgusts. Wood and the Grin…Branielson gets even more annoyed.
Branielson looks at the camera and begins to talk.
RB: Is this a freaking joke?
Cameraman: No sir these are the people you are facing.
RB: I am the best thing to ever come to this dump and they give me this crap!
Cameraman: Well, you are dressed like breakfast?
RB: Don’t make me break your arm or kick your freaking head in! Keep filming this promo because I will fight through all the crap. We have two more mind numbing fools of Socks Fetters and Ravyn Firestorm. I have to be brutally honest! I am the best thing to come to this company. They should just cancel the show and had me all the titles. Branielson smiles. Hand them over! The only thing that is bothering me is I have only twenty minutes to kill everyone to take my title! That’s right my title! I am the best breakfast in the world and Pollomania is going to be my pathway of destruction!
Branielson walks away from the camera as the cameraman is confused by what happened.
RB: So, I come to this crap hole called Pollomania Lucha to compete for the chicken scramble championship match. Branielson rolls his eyes. Talk about a joke, I have seen better action is adult films. Let’s breakdown who I am facing. Branielson sighs as he tries to hold back his anger. First we have myself the best breakfast in the world. The talent, the reason why you should buy a ticket here. Everyone else is freaking joke.
Branielson stops pacing as his annoyance comes through his voice.
RB: We have the harlot Jessica Buck! Sex doesn’t sell in wrestling. Branielson adjusts his mask. I am going to kick your fake breast off your body and stomp your plastic face off! Make matters worse we have this fool named Al Nova. Branielson rolls his eyes. You come off as some annoying person. I will have the pleasure of kicking your freaking head in!
Branielson cracks his knuckles as he composes his thoughts on his other opponents.
RB: The Iron Orca… Branielson rolls his eyes in disgusts. Wood and the Grin…Branielson gets even more annoyed.
Branielson looks at the camera and begins to talk.
RB: Is this a freaking joke?
Cameraman: No sir these are the people you are facing.
RB: I am the best thing to ever come to this dump and they give me this crap!
Cameraman: Well, you are dressed like breakfast?
RB: Don’t make me break your arm or kick your freaking head in! Keep filming this promo because I will fight through all the crap. We have two more mind numbing fools of Socks Fetters and Ravyn Firestorm. I have to be brutally honest! I am the best thing to come to this company. They should just cancel the show and had me all the titles. Branielson smiles. Hand them over! The only thing that is bothering me is I have only twenty minutes to kill everyone to take my title! That’s right my title! I am the best breakfast in the world and Pollomania is going to be my pathway of destruction!
Branielson walks away from the camera as the cameraman is confused by what happened.