Keep An Eye Out For The Product Placement!
Aug 9, 2015 21:52:09 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2015 21:52:09 GMT
Today, Woody & The Grin are going shopping at Goodwill. We see The Grin leaning on the returns rack, outside of the dressing rooms. He is slurping a milkshake from a Pollo Bucket cup and contemplating a box in his hand. After a few seconds he flags down a Goodwill worker.
“Excuse me, I have a question about this puzzle. Did you guys count all the pieces to make sure there’s really 2000 in there?”
The Goodwill worker looks annoyed (as do most people who have to talk to The Grin; he’s so used to getting stink-eyed that he thinks it’s just how faces are supposed to look).
“No, we don’t. You can count them if you want.”
“Actually, I can’t count past 20. Court order.”
The Goodwill employee looks confused, then sighs.
“Just... keep your receipt. If there's pieces missing, you can return it.”
“Nah, I can’t gamble my precious time like that. I’ll just buy a picture of three ducklings and save us both some hassle.”
Off-camera, we can hear the sound of a curtain opening. The Grin turns and sees Woody wearing a pair of khakis. Woody’s Post-It face is smiling and his wooden arms are outstretched. The Grin hooks his chin with his finger.
“Not bad, not bad. Little long in the leg but I have a sewing kit so we can fix that. A little tight looking in the crotch.”
The camera cuts to Woody’s Post-It face, looking very satisfied with himself. Then it cuts back to The Grin.
“Yeah, Woody, those will work! Now you just need a belt to go with that.”
Cut back to Woody, who has a sly look on his face, and is holding up a flyer for “Chicken Or The Egg”, the fun Pollo Bucket sponsored wrestling event that’s coming up in just a few days. The flyer contains a picture of the Scramble Championship Belt.
Cut back to Grin, who does a facepalm.
“Don’t be ridiculous, Woody. It wouldn’t fit through the belt loops. Plus the color is all wrong.”
Cut back to Woody, his Post-It face looks normal to The Grin - so clearly Woody is annoyed. The camera cuts back to The Grin, and we hear the loud sound of the curtain closing. The Grin takes another slurp of his milkshake.
“Oh, come on, learn to take constructive criticism you diva!”
Cut to the dressing room curtain: Woody’s wooden arm is sticking out towards The Grin, and there’s a Post-It drawing of a bird taped to it. The Grin groans and leans on the returns rack again.
“Look, once you win, we can come back with the belt and you can pick out some clothes that actually go with it. Until then, just get one of those leather braided dress belts. They go with everything.”
The camera pans down and we can see that The Grin is using a leather braided dress belt to hold up his sweat pants.
“Excuse me, I have a question about this puzzle. Did you guys count all the pieces to make sure there’s really 2000 in there?”
The Goodwill worker looks annoyed (as do most people who have to talk to The Grin; he’s so used to getting stink-eyed that he thinks it’s just how faces are supposed to look).
“No, we don’t. You can count them if you want.”
“Actually, I can’t count past 20. Court order.”
The Goodwill employee looks confused, then sighs.
“Just... keep your receipt. If there's pieces missing, you can return it.”
“Nah, I can’t gamble my precious time like that. I’ll just buy a picture of three ducklings and save us both some hassle.”
Off-camera, we can hear the sound of a curtain opening. The Grin turns and sees Woody wearing a pair of khakis. Woody’s Post-It face is smiling and his wooden arms are outstretched. The Grin hooks his chin with his finger.
“Not bad, not bad. Little long in the leg but I have a sewing kit so we can fix that. A little tight looking in the crotch.”
The camera cuts to Woody’s Post-It face, looking very satisfied with himself. Then it cuts back to The Grin.
“Yeah, Woody, those will work! Now you just need a belt to go with that.”
Cut back to Woody, who has a sly look on his face, and is holding up a flyer for “Chicken Or The Egg”, the fun Pollo Bucket sponsored wrestling event that’s coming up in just a few days. The flyer contains a picture of the Scramble Championship Belt.
Cut back to Grin, who does a facepalm.
“Don’t be ridiculous, Woody. It wouldn’t fit through the belt loops. Plus the color is all wrong.”
Cut back to Woody, his Post-It face looks normal to The Grin - so clearly Woody is annoyed. The camera cuts back to The Grin, and we hear the loud sound of the curtain closing. The Grin takes another slurp of his milkshake.
“Oh, come on, learn to take constructive criticism you diva!”
Cut to the dressing room curtain: Woody’s wooden arm is sticking out towards The Grin, and there’s a Post-It drawing of a bird taped to it. The Grin groans and leans on the returns rack again.
“Look, once you win, we can come back with the belt and you can pick out some clothes that actually go with it. Until then, just get one of those leather braided dress belts. They go with everything.”
The camera pans down and we can see that The Grin is using a leather braided dress belt to hold up his sweat pants.