The Bestest In The World (D.C. Wiland RP #2 and #3)
Apr 5, 2016 16:15:26 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2016 16:15:26 GMT
Usually, I hate being alone. But this time, it works. Maybe I have feelings for Holly, but her choice to focus on her career and not start a relationship may very well be good for me. When I step into the match alone, with no unneccesary feelings, I will keep my head straight and focus only on the win.
Because this time, especially after the loss against El Vainillo, there is no other option than victory. Then, it will all be schweet. Why?
Because finally. I am so, so close to being where I always envisioned myself.
At last, I am not stuck to fucking around in one company, pretty much doing nothing special. I don't have England as the only option for my overseas bookings. I'm wrestling in Japan, in Africa, all over the globe. I am finally the global superstar I always should have been.
There is one last step. One last piece of the puzzle.
The World Championship.
Last (and so far the only) time I was the world champion somewhere, the place itself was struggling and closed down soon. I never got to unleash my full potential and be a champion for the ages. That has to change now.
I HAVE TO win the Pollomania Supremo title.
I have to show everyone why I deserve the sobriquet - THE BESTEST IN THE WORLD.
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"Let's talk for a moment about terminology," D.C. Wiland says to open his newest promo. We find him, dressed in a classy, tailor made suit, as he is sitting behind the desk in his office in the building of Wiland Enterprises.
"Most fans go absolutely mental when you change the words 'professional wrestling' to 'sports entertainment'. And I get them, well, some of them at least. But I like to think that we don't neccessarily have to pick one or the other. Pro Wrestling and Sports Entertainment can live peacefully, side by side. And I like to think that I am the embodiment of that symbiosis... especially since I keep proving people wrong when they think I am only a wrestler, or only an entertainer."
A determined smile forms on Deezy's face.
"When I was in GrindHouse Wrestling, I only got to be a wrestler. When I tried to be anything more, my best friend in the world Declan Black got driven head first into the concrete floor and I had to go out for revenge. I never got to entertain. Back in HCWA, they only though I am a clown, a comedic relief. But when I beat Carson Gates for the title and finally proved I am a legit wrestler, the place went down the shitter. I am more than thankful that here, in Pollomania, I finally get to be both. I get to jump out of cakes, which frankly I always wanted to do live on a wrestling show, and I also get to fight a proper catch-as-catch-can style and introduce the plebs to such amazing, yet forgotten holds such as a Stomach Claw. For those reasons, for the chance to finally be me, I love Pollomania. I am its face, its franchise player. And at the Rotisserie Rumble... I am taking it over."
He nods, confirming the seriousness of his latest statement.
"That's not a promise, that's not empty words... it is simply a promise of things to come. See, Pollomania deserves much, much more praise and publicity than it is getting right now. People tend to overlook it, saying it's just a goofy promotion building its whole hype on puns. They say it's a joke, I can't blame some of them, because seeing El Vainillo as the main champion really feels like very, very bad joke to me. But what these haters don't see is that Pollomania keeps on putting on some of the best wrestling matches today. And for that, it deserves its praise and spotlight, but one thing is for sure - as long as a no good vanilla midget like El Vainillo is the champion, it is getting none of that. But when I win the Golden Egg and proceed to cash it in for the Supremo Championship match, and win that one as well, it will all change.
With D.C. Wiland, the Pollomania Lucha Libre Supremo Championship will get the much deserved publicity it never got with joke champions like El Vainillo and Zookeper Willie, and never had the chance to get when the criminally underrated and opressed Tiger Mask Red was the champion. I will tour the whole world... just like I do now... but this time, I will defend the Supremo Championship against all comers. I will make it a World championship, and the most respected and craved for title in the whole industry of professional wrestling.
Of course, I am saying that like I am the champion already. But believe me when I say that I will go to any lengths to become the Supremo titleholder. Mostly, when bodily harm is a common consequence of an action, I am not taking said action... but I am obsessed with the Supremo Championship. So much that there is nothing that I won't do to myself or my fellow Pollomania luchadors to get to that belt. No matter if I have have to defeat masked freaks, pseudo-funny luchadoras or my very own love interest... next week at the Rotisserie Rumble, I will prove that I am not just the best in the world... I am the bestest.
The journey begins..."
The scene fades to black.
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Best of luck everyone!