Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2016 12:44:54 GMT
The scene of the promotional video opens as we see a surprising close-up of D.C. Wiland's face.
"Take... a good... look," he says slowly, showing us his face from all possible angle.
"This is the face of the company, the face of Pollomania. I'm not even overstating that. It's not my newest tag team partner Tiger Mask Red, who is, frankly, not respected enough by Pollomania and its audience. And no, it's not even El Vainillo, the Supremo Champion, who is soooo afraid to even step outside of Pollomania's ring to represent the company. No, no, no... Much to the shagrin of the fans, it's me. Simply for the fact that there is no greater worldwide superstar on the roster than me. Wherever I go, may it be Japan, Africa, the UK, or anywhere in the States, I represent this wonderful company."
He smiles as the camera zooms out. We finaly see the whole scenery of the video, as Wiland is standing outside of a PolloBucket restaurant, leaning on the wall, dressed in jeans and a Pollomania t-shirt.
"I know... it must be weird hearing such words from a despicable rudo like myself. But I am speaking from the very bottom of my heart. When I came back, I was doing a lot of research to point at the right promotion to call home, and I was right when I pointed at Pollomania. Very few other promotions would let me do what I do... Seriously, have you ever seen anyone else jump out of a giant cake at a live wrestling show? That's why, even after touring the world with my talent, I will always come back to Pollomania. That's why... I have to win the Rotisserie Rumble."
Wiland's facial expression gets much more serious with the last sentence.
"It's not just a matter of desire, it's a matter of necessity. If El Vainillo once again finds a way to get a fluke victory over Tiger Mask Red, we will be left with a champion no promotion should be proud of. A rule-bending egomaniac who is such a chicken, no pun intended, that he doesn't even cheat openly, he has to hide it and lie about it. There is only one thing I can, and will, do about it. Come April 13th, I will win the Rotisserie Rumble, whatever it takes. If it mean I have to throw everyone out myself, I will do it. I will become the Golden Egg Champion. And when the time is right, I will use the Golden Egg to become the Supremo Champion. As uch as it annoys you, Pollomania has no better wrestler, no bigger star than me. At the Rumble, I prove I am the face of the company. Learn to love it."
With those words, the scene fades to black.
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"Take... a good... look," he says slowly, showing us his face from all possible angle.
"This is the face of the company, the face of Pollomania. I'm not even overstating that. It's not my newest tag team partner Tiger Mask Red, who is, frankly, not respected enough by Pollomania and its audience. And no, it's not even El Vainillo, the Supremo Champion, who is soooo afraid to even step outside of Pollomania's ring to represent the company. No, no, no... Much to the shagrin of the fans, it's me. Simply for the fact that there is no greater worldwide superstar on the roster than me. Wherever I go, may it be Japan, Africa, the UK, or anywhere in the States, I represent this wonderful company."
He smiles as the camera zooms out. We finaly see the whole scenery of the video, as Wiland is standing outside of a PolloBucket restaurant, leaning on the wall, dressed in jeans and a Pollomania t-shirt.
"I know... it must be weird hearing such words from a despicable rudo like myself. But I am speaking from the very bottom of my heart. When I came back, I was doing a lot of research to point at the right promotion to call home, and I was right when I pointed at Pollomania. Very few other promotions would let me do what I do... Seriously, have you ever seen anyone else jump out of a giant cake at a live wrestling show? That's why, even after touring the world with my talent, I will always come back to Pollomania. That's why... I have to win the Rotisserie Rumble."
Wiland's facial expression gets much more serious with the last sentence.
"It's not just a matter of desire, it's a matter of necessity. If El Vainillo once again finds a way to get a fluke victory over Tiger Mask Red, we will be left with a champion no promotion should be proud of. A rule-bending egomaniac who is such a chicken, no pun intended, that he doesn't even cheat openly, he has to hide it and lie about it. There is only one thing I can, and will, do about it. Come April 13th, I will win the Rotisserie Rumble, whatever it takes. If it mean I have to throw everyone out myself, I will do it. I will become the Golden Egg Champion. And when the time is right, I will use the Golden Egg to become the Supremo Champion. As uch as it annoys you, Pollomania has no better wrestler, no bigger star than me. At the Rumble, I prove I am the face of the company. Learn to love it."
With those words, the scene fades to black.
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Word Count: 469