"They're Always After Me Pollo Bucket!"
Aug 7, 2015 18:20:37 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2015 18:20:37 GMT
TIME: 12:07PM
PLACE: The Pollo Bucket, Arena location
The Grin is next in line! Excited, he fishes out his “PAC-MAN FEVER” Velcro wallet and approaches the register. He looks up at the Pollo Bucket employee, a wooden dummy with a smiling Post-It Note for a face. The name tag reads “Woody”.
“Hello, Pollo Bucket Chicken Associate! I would like your finest #3 Breakfast Combo!”
The camera cuts to Woody, whose Post-It Note face now reads, “‘WOOD’ YOU LIKE TO SUPERSIZE THAT FOR 49 CENTS?” The Grin sighs and leans forward to whisper to Woody.
“Time out… Woody, you’re killing me here. Knock it off with the puns. OK, time in!”
The camera cuts to Woody’s face again, which has kind of a mopey look. Woody’s wooden arms are holding a steaming hot #3 Breakfast Combo. The Grin looks at the camera and gives a thumbs up.
“Breakfast served all day… THE POLLO BUCKET WAY! Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to increase the childhood popularity of this breakfast food by stealing it! I’M CUCKOO FOR COCK-MEAT! ROBBLE ROBBLE ROBBLE!”
The Grin then snatches the food and makes a mad dash for the glass door. With the swiftness of a jump cut, he is clotheslined at the door by Woody! One jump cut later, and Woody is now dressed as a clown, handing the stolen #3 Breakfast Combo to a (visibly more human) Pollo Bucket Chicken Associate. The Grin is still laying on the ground, arms and legs comically akimbo.
“Curses! Once again I’ve been foiled by that master of disguises, Woody The Clown!”
The camera jumps to Woody’s Post-It face, which depicts a smiling, winking face. Then the Pollo Bucket logo comes on screen, followed a few seconds later by the pause symbol.
As we zoom away from the screen, we see that it is the screen of an iPad, which The Grin is holding up. He and Woody (whose Post-It face is a big enthusiastic smile) are sitting on the other side of a desk. The Grin breaks the silence.
“And this is just a sample… JUST a sample… of the creative ideas Woody and I will bring to the Pollo Bucket brand once Woody becomes champion! And notice how we didn’t make fun of any children’s mothers, or flash Woody’s admittedly sexy naughty bits, no! Woody And The Grin be KEEPIN’ IT CLASSY-ASS, MUCHOS GRACIAS!”
Jump cut: Woody’s Post-It face says “DE NADA”.
A voice comes from behind the desk: “That’s… fascinating, sir. Now is there something I can do for you today? If not, you’ll need to leave so I can assist other customers.”
The Grin looks around. There’s a confused look drawn on Woody’s face.
“This isn’t El Pollo Blanco’s office?”
“This is a travel agency. Please leave.”
One jump cut later, and Woody is leaning on a bus stop sign with an annoyed look on his face. The Grin has his face buried in a newspaper, trying to avoid eye contact.
PLACE: The Pollo Bucket, Arena location
The Grin is next in line! Excited, he fishes out his “PAC-MAN FEVER” Velcro wallet and approaches the register. He looks up at the Pollo Bucket employee, a wooden dummy with a smiling Post-It Note for a face. The name tag reads “Woody”.
“Hello, Pollo Bucket Chicken Associate! I would like your finest #3 Breakfast Combo!”
The camera cuts to Woody, whose Post-It Note face now reads, “‘WOOD’ YOU LIKE TO SUPERSIZE THAT FOR 49 CENTS?” The Grin sighs and leans forward to whisper to Woody.
“Time out… Woody, you’re killing me here. Knock it off with the puns. OK, time in!”
The camera cuts to Woody’s face again, which has kind of a mopey look. Woody’s wooden arms are holding a steaming hot #3 Breakfast Combo. The Grin looks at the camera and gives a thumbs up.
“Breakfast served all day… THE POLLO BUCKET WAY! Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to increase the childhood popularity of this breakfast food by stealing it! I’M CUCKOO FOR COCK-MEAT! ROBBLE ROBBLE ROBBLE!”
The Grin then snatches the food and makes a mad dash for the glass door. With the swiftness of a jump cut, he is clotheslined at the door by Woody! One jump cut later, and Woody is now dressed as a clown, handing the stolen #3 Breakfast Combo to a (visibly more human) Pollo Bucket Chicken Associate. The Grin is still laying on the ground, arms and legs comically akimbo.
“Curses! Once again I’ve been foiled by that master of disguises, Woody The Clown!”
The camera jumps to Woody’s Post-It face, which depicts a smiling, winking face. Then the Pollo Bucket logo comes on screen, followed a few seconds later by the pause symbol.
As we zoom away from the screen, we see that it is the screen of an iPad, which The Grin is holding up. He and Woody (whose Post-It face is a big enthusiastic smile) are sitting on the other side of a desk. The Grin breaks the silence.
“And this is just a sample… JUST a sample… of the creative ideas Woody and I will bring to the Pollo Bucket brand once Woody becomes champion! And notice how we didn’t make fun of any children’s mothers, or flash Woody’s admittedly sexy naughty bits, no! Woody And The Grin be KEEPIN’ IT CLASSY-ASS, MUCHOS GRACIAS!”
Jump cut: Woody’s Post-It face says “DE NADA”.
A voice comes from behind the desk: “That’s… fascinating, sir. Now is there something I can do for you today? If not, you’ll need to leave so I can assist other customers.”
The Grin looks around. There’s a confused look drawn on Woody’s face.
“This isn’t El Pollo Blanco’s office?”
“This is a travel agency. Please leave.”
One jump cut later, and Woody is leaning on a bus stop sign with an annoyed look on his face. The Grin has his face buried in a newspaper, trying to avoid eye contact.