Post by Buck U Productions on Mar 17, 2016 21:26:53 GMT
(Off camera)
“Holly, my dear, where’s Charlotte? We’re supposed to do our promo in five minutes.”
“Oh Charlie’s locked herself in the bathroom again. She’s got herself all stressed out about her tag team match. I think we’re own on this one.”
“It would appear that way. I’m not prepared to reveal my true capabilities at this time so it would appear that means that you will have to speak on our behalf.”
“Woohoo!”
“Please don’t say anything that could that will embarrass the Embassy, little one.”
“Sorry, Big Guy, I can’t make you any promises.” (Giggles)
Brute lets out a deep sigh as they make their way to the interview area.
***
The scene opens with Holly Guacamole and Agent Brutus Smith standing in front of the Pollomania.
“Hey, what’s up Pollomaniacs? I don’t we need to introduce ourselves but since Charlie ain’t around, I guess I better fill you all in. My name’s Holly Guacamole and this is my partner in crime (giggles), Brute Smith. Say hi to the audience, Brutie!”
Brute gives her an annoyed glance but obediently waves at the camera and says, “I am Brute.”
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“That’s right, Brutie, you tell them! We represent the Canadian Embassy Misfits and you can take it to that bank when I say that we are going to be Pollomania’s first Twin Egg Champions. Speaking of which, that takes me to our opponents at next week’s show, Douglas Devine and Mr. Rottentreats, better known together as Adult Entertainment Xpress our last match in the Tag Grand Prix.
“First off, AEX, I want to tell ya that I’m still pissed off that our match isn’t for the Twin Egg Championships! As far as everyone in the Embassy is concerned neither Owl Man nor Zargnax should have been allowed to find new partners. Which reminds me, who’s that Jason Orion goofball trying to fool? No one has ever accused me of being a genius but even I can tell that he’s El Vainillo without the mask! Any way though, because that dumb computer let all that happen and it means that we’ve got to beat you two just to get to make it to the title match at ‘The Rotisserie Rumble’.
“Now, you two are already eliminated from winning the Grand Prix but you’re probably hoping you can play the spoiler and beat us, so you can get yourselves some leverage for a future title shot. I hate to tell, on second thought, I’m going to just love telling ya this. There’s no way that you’re going to beat us on Philadelphia. You might have more experience than Brute and me as a team but that don’t make you better than us. See the way I look at it, Brute’s going to bulldoze right over you two and then I’m going to finish one of ya off with a Holy Guacamole. When we’re done with you, it will be time to send OUT the clowns! Toodles!”
(494 words)
“Holly, my dear, where’s Charlotte? We’re supposed to do our promo in five minutes.”
“Oh Charlie’s locked herself in the bathroom again. She’s got herself all stressed out about her tag team match. I think we’re own on this one.”
“It would appear that way. I’m not prepared to reveal my true capabilities at this time so it would appear that means that you will have to speak on our behalf.”
“Woohoo!”
“Please don’t say anything that could that will embarrass the Embassy, little one.”
“Sorry, Big Guy, I can’t make you any promises.” (Giggles)
Brute lets out a deep sigh as they make their way to the interview area.
***
The scene opens with Holly Guacamole and Agent Brutus Smith standing in front of the Pollomania.
“Hey, what’s up Pollomaniacs? I don’t we need to introduce ourselves but since Charlie ain’t around, I guess I better fill you all in. My name’s Holly Guacamole and this is my partner in crime (giggles), Brute Smith. Say hi to the audience, Brutie!”
Brute gives her an annoyed glance but obediently waves at the camera and says, “I am Brute.”
\
“That’s right, Brutie, you tell them! We represent the Canadian Embassy Misfits and you can take it to that bank when I say that we are going to be Pollomania’s first Twin Egg Champions. Speaking of which, that takes me to our opponents at next week’s show, Douglas Devine and Mr. Rottentreats, better known together as Adult Entertainment Xpress our last match in the Tag Grand Prix.
“First off, AEX, I want to tell ya that I’m still pissed off that our match isn’t for the Twin Egg Championships! As far as everyone in the Embassy is concerned neither Owl Man nor Zargnax should have been allowed to find new partners. Which reminds me, who’s that Jason Orion goofball trying to fool? No one has ever accused me of being a genius but even I can tell that he’s El Vainillo without the mask! Any way though, because that dumb computer let all that happen and it means that we’ve got to beat you two just to get to make it to the title match at ‘The Rotisserie Rumble’.
“Now, you two are already eliminated from winning the Grand Prix but you’re probably hoping you can play the spoiler and beat us, so you can get yourselves some leverage for a future title shot. I hate to tell, on second thought, I’m going to just love telling ya this. There’s no way that you’re going to beat us on Philadelphia. You might have more experience than Brute and me as a team but that don’t make you better than us. See the way I look at it, Brute’s going to bulldoze right over you two and then I’m going to finish one of ya off with a Holy Guacamole. When we’re done with you, it will be time to send OUT the clowns! Toodles!”
(494 words)