Post by True North Ant on Mar 16, 2016 20:48:59 GMT
(Scene opens up with Strange Brew walking on to camera)
“Phil, is the doctor sure about this,” True North Ant asks, “Maybe you should get a second opinion.”
“Hisss wasss the sssecond opinion,” Philly Cheese Snake replied, “Never mind that for now. We have a promo to do.”
The two of them turn to the camera and wave.
“Greetings, Pollomaniacs,” the ant begins, “Strange Brew coming right at you. Of course, I am True North Ant and this is my partner, Philly Cheese Snake, and you will see us next in my partner’s home town, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.”
“That’sss right, I can’t wait to sssee all my friendsss down on 52nd Ssstreet! That night, Mani and…”
“Phil,” his partner interrupted, “I told you before, I’m True North Ant now. No more of this ‘Mani’ stuff.”
The snake man snorted.
“Well Mani wouldn’t have left me high and dry againssst a giant last week in Toronto!”
“Look, I told you that I was sorry about that! That Brute hoser really knocked the wind out of me with that Spear of his.”
“Excuse me, gentlemen. May I intervene here?”
Strange Brew both turn to look and let out a collective groan as Angus Stewart enters.
“Not thisss guy again,” Philly mutters.
“Gentlemen, I apologize for interrupting your interview time again. Unfortunately this appears to be the only way I can get hold of either of you.”
“That’s because we’ve been ignoring your phone calls.”
Angus Stewart shakes his head and takes his glasses off.
“Perhaps if you did, what occurred in Toronto would never have happened, Mr. Ant,” he said while polishing his glasses and putting them back on, “The ambassador wasn’t offended that you turned down his lunch offer but at the very least you could have returned Agent Smith’s messages in regards to a challenge for a match.”
True North Ant grabs Angus by his tie and gets right in his face.
“Listen up, Chirp. We know that you and Tiger Mask Red were behind what that tool of a giant did to us last week. That’s why we’re going to kick that tiger’s butt next week and if his wife tries to get involved, well maybe we’ll send her for a Red River Dip.”
“Ok, TNA, that’sss enough,” Philly says, placing himself between them, “Thisss guy isssn’t worth the effort.”
Angus Stewart pulls his tie free from brushes himself off.
“Thank you, Mr. Snake. It’s nice to see that one of you is a gentleman. Maybe the ambassador should have invited you for lunch instead. I won’t take up anymore of your time. Good luck against Tiger Mask Red and Ms. O’Neal next week.”
They watch him walk off and turn back to the camera.
“Tiger Masssk Red, Charlotte O’Neal, we’re coming for you.”
“See you in Philadelphia!”
They both pose for a moment, then walk off. The audience can hear them bickering about doctor reports as the scene ends.
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“Phil, is the doctor sure about this,” True North Ant asks, “Maybe you should get a second opinion.”
“Hisss wasss the sssecond opinion,” Philly Cheese Snake replied, “Never mind that for now. We have a promo to do.”
The two of them turn to the camera and wave.
“Greetings, Pollomaniacs,” the ant begins, “Strange Brew coming right at you. Of course, I am True North Ant and this is my partner, Philly Cheese Snake, and you will see us next in my partner’s home town, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.”
“That’sss right, I can’t wait to sssee all my friendsss down on 52nd Ssstreet! That night, Mani and…”
“Phil,” his partner interrupted, “I told you before, I’m True North Ant now. No more of this ‘Mani’ stuff.”
The snake man snorted.
“Well Mani wouldn’t have left me high and dry againssst a giant last week in Toronto!”
“Look, I told you that I was sorry about that! That Brute hoser really knocked the wind out of me with that Spear of his.”
“Excuse me, gentlemen. May I intervene here?”
Strange Brew both turn to look and let out a collective groan as Angus Stewart enters.
“Not thisss guy again,” Philly mutters.
“Gentlemen, I apologize for interrupting your interview time again. Unfortunately this appears to be the only way I can get hold of either of you.”
“That’s because we’ve been ignoring your phone calls.”
Angus Stewart shakes his head and takes his glasses off.
“Perhaps if you did, what occurred in Toronto would never have happened, Mr. Ant,” he said while polishing his glasses and putting them back on, “The ambassador wasn’t offended that you turned down his lunch offer but at the very least you could have returned Agent Smith’s messages in regards to a challenge for a match.”
True North Ant grabs Angus by his tie and gets right in his face.
“Listen up, Chirp. We know that you and Tiger Mask Red were behind what that tool of a giant did to us last week. That’s why we’re going to kick that tiger’s butt next week and if his wife tries to get involved, well maybe we’ll send her for a Red River Dip.”
“Ok, TNA, that’sss enough,” Philly says, placing himself between them, “Thisss guy isssn’t worth the effort.”
Angus Stewart pulls his tie free from brushes himself off.
“Thank you, Mr. Snake. It’s nice to see that one of you is a gentleman. Maybe the ambassador should have invited you for lunch instead. I won’t take up anymore of your time. Good luck against Tiger Mask Red and Ms. O’Neal next week.”
They watch him walk off and turn back to the camera.
“Tiger Masssk Red, Charlotte O’Neal, we’re coming for you.”
“See you in Philadelphia!”
They both pose for a moment, then walk off. The audience can hear them bickering about doctor reports as the scene ends.
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