Post by ISM Office on Mar 15, 2016 11:28:45 GMT
David Keller of the Rest Hold Insider here.
Before we get down to brass tax, I'd like to take the opportunity to remind you that you can follow me on my official Twitter @restholdinsider! All you keyboard warriors have to do is login and follow me! I spend my time on there talking to followers, arguing with idiots and giving my comments on events! You shouldn't miss out!
Now onto other matters: I've been hired to offer my thoughts on Pollomania events starting with the March 23rd event in Philadelphia. I'd tell you what the event is called, but I've never hated myself enough to listen to AC/DC so the cute little play on words is a bit over my head. What I do know is that El Vainillo wrestles D.C. Wiland in a Philly Street Fight for the main event. El Vainillo has taken up the task of becoming two different people in order to prevent his partner in criminal activity, Owl Man, from losing out on a chance to become one half of Pollomania's Twin Egg champions. I wonder what El Vainillo's family thinks about him being a blatant cheater!
Would you like to hear the greatest joke of all time?
The Canadian Embassy Misfits demanded that AIPollo run a facial scan on both El Vainillo and Jason Orion following the event in Toronto and the 'two' complied. The results came back negative in regards to Vainillo/Orion being the same guy. That'll of course happen when you're a stupid computer program that DOESN'T ASK ONE OF THE MEN YOU'RE FACIAL SCANNING TO REMOVE HIS MASK!
It's really too bad that Pollomania isn't a public company like Pollo Bucket is because I'd love to vote AIPollo out of here. I guess if the computer is too incompetent to recognize there is a cheater within our ranks then someone is going to have to yank the hood off of Vainillo's head to prove to the rest of the world that El Vainillo/Jason Orion is a fraud.
Please.
[DK]
Before we get down to brass tax, I'd like to take the opportunity to remind you that you can follow me on my official Twitter @restholdinsider! All you keyboard warriors have to do is login and follow me! I spend my time on there talking to followers, arguing with idiots and giving my comments on events! You shouldn't miss out!
Now onto other matters: I've been hired to offer my thoughts on Pollomania events starting with the March 23rd event in Philadelphia. I'd tell you what the event is called, but I've never hated myself enough to listen to AC/DC so the cute little play on words is a bit over my head. What I do know is that El Vainillo wrestles D.C. Wiland in a Philly Street Fight for the main event. El Vainillo has taken up the task of becoming two different people in order to prevent his partner in criminal activity, Owl Man, from losing out on a chance to become one half of Pollomania's Twin Egg champions. I wonder what El Vainillo's family thinks about him being a blatant cheater!
Would you like to hear the greatest joke of all time?
The Canadian Embassy Misfits demanded that AIPollo run a facial scan on both El Vainillo and Jason Orion following the event in Toronto and the 'two' complied. The results came back negative in regards to Vainillo/Orion being the same guy. That'll of course happen when you're a stupid computer program that DOESN'T ASK ONE OF THE MEN YOU'RE FACIAL SCANNING TO REMOVE HIS MASK!
It's really too bad that Pollomania isn't a public company like Pollo Bucket is because I'd love to vote AIPollo out of here. I guess if the computer is too incompetent to recognize there is a cheater within our ranks then someone is going to have to yank the hood off of Vainillo's head to prove to the rest of the world that El Vainillo/Jason Orion is a fraud.
Please.
[DK]