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Post by ISM Office on Mar 8, 2016 12:17:53 GMT
The Pollo Hall in Toronto is simmering with anticipation of this evening's matches when the hooting of an owl echoes throughout the venue. Moments later, a theme that sounds suspiciously like the classic 1960s Batman theme song begins playing and the entrance cracks open to reveal... THE OWL MAN! Pollomania's self-proclaimed foremost hero steps out to a largely negative reaction from the Canadian crowd. He jogs down the ramp, reaching down to slap hands with any fan receptive enough to do so while avoiding those who choose instead to glower at the garishly-clad masked avenger. BASTIAN KRULL: Not the warmest welcome for Owl Man, but he seems to be ignoring it. As the "Owlsome One" reaches the ring, he grabs a microphone from a stage hand and climbs through the ropes. He takes a few moments to catch his breath and compose himself, doubling over and placing his hands on his knees. The camera angle catches his ragged panting, which seems to only just be subsiding as he pulls himself upright. Even still, he makes a brave attempt to start speaking.OWL MAN: As you all know... two weeks ago...The hero's breathing intensifies again and he is forced to take another moment to recover, he holds his hand up somewhat frustrated. The crowd boos him, but he raises the microphone up and begins speaking again.OWL MAN: As you all know, two weeks ago, my partner, El Vainillo, became the fourth-ever Pollomania Supremo Champion, when he beat Tiger Ma-- BOOOOO!!!!!The boos catch Owl Man off guard, but he recomposes himself and brings the microphone back up... TIGER'S GONNA KILL YOU! TIGER'S GONNA KILL YOU!OWL MAN: --when he beat the former champion. So now because Pollomania says no competitor can possibly hold two titles at once, my partner has been forced to give up his spot in the Tag Grand Prix. The crowd cheers! OWL MAN: HOWEVER, as was the case with Starship Insanity... the remaining member of the team - in this case, yours truly - was given the OWLpportunity...Yes, they even boo the man for making a pun. OWL MAN: ...to find any partner they could to finish the tournament. And as luck would have it, I was fortunate enough that someone very kindly stepped in and offered to fill in El Vainillo’s shoes. Someone who happens to be a close friend of the Supremo Champion. The man, in fact, who encouraged him to build a career on our side of the border. The Owlsome One pauses briefly for effect, a grin on his features. Then, with some bombast, he announces: OWL MAN: Ladies and gentlemen…please say hello…to the NEW second member of Pollomania’s future Twin Egg Champions…UWL’s longest-reigning American Champion, and the former ACE Junior Pro Champion…JASON ORION!!!
# SHORT PEOPLE GOT # # NO REASON #
# SHORT PEOPLE GOT # # NO REASON #
# SHORT PEOPLE GOT # # NO REASON TO LIVE #
Randy Newman's jaunty little ditty begins playing and a young man with long brown hair tied into a ponytail emerges through the curtain, smiling. His size and build is comparable to that of our Supremo Champion, but the man is not of Mexican descent. Still, the crowd gives him a piece of of their mind and the reaction to him is pretty negative. The young man ignores it, jogs the duration of the ramp and vaults over the top rope into the middle of the ring and clasps hands with Owl Man. MANDARIN: I really need AIPollo to run a background check on this guy... The newcomer and Owl Man exchange a few inaudible words before the Owl Man speaks up once more.OWL MAN: Ladies and gentlemen, we would also like to announce that, out of respect for El Vainillo, and given that Jason does not wear a mask… this team will no longer be known as Masked Justice. From now on, you may call us…CONSTELLATION OWLSOME!With this, and under another very mixed reaction from the crowd in attendance, Pollomania’s foremost hero and his new tag team partner (or is he?) head back up the ramp, taking a moment to stand atop the platform triumphantly before regaining the backstage area.
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Post by ISM Office on Mar 8, 2016 12:47:31 GMT
El Proscrito vs. Redrum
As "Where The Devil Don't Stay" sounds, the venue goes absolutely dark. The giant egg on the entrance cracks open at around the 40 second mark as the song gets heavier and El Proscrito walks out on the ramp, as a spotlight shines on him and follows him to the ring as the only light in the arena at the moment. Once El Proscrito is in the ring, the lights in the arena go back up as the crowd cheers. El Proscrito stands in the center of the ring, pointing his right hand like a gun to the sky. As his music dies out, he moves to the far corner. "Instant Major Felony" By The Goddamn Gallows hits and after the intro plays out Яedrum comes out from the back with a great big smile across his lips. In his right hand he carries balloons and in his left his clown horn. He darts around the entry way, seemingly out of his damn mind! He then smiles, laughs, and honks his horn as he scurries down towards the ring, his movements erratic and unpredictable. Яedrum runs and slides into the ring before stepping through the ropes. He leans back and hangs from the ropes, rocking up and down, laughing towards the crowd. He then steps back in the ring and waves and laughs. He walks over to the referee and shakes his hand. The referee jumps and Яedrum shows the handbuzzer planted in his palm. He laughs and then hugs the referee before offering him a smell of his flower on his jacket. As he does Яedrum sprays him with powder from the flower. Яedrum laughs hysterically and falls over before he rolls over to the corner and sits, waiting for the match to begin.
DR. SCREAM: THIS CONTEST IS TO BE FOUGHT OVER A FIFTEEN MINUTE TIME LIMIT WITH A SINGLE FALL, SINGLE SUBMISSION OR KNOCKOUT TO DECIDE THE WINNER! INTRODUCING IN THE RED CORNER... FROM EL PASO, TEXAS! HE WEIGHED IN THIS MORNING AT TWO HUNDRED AND SEVENTY POUNDS - "THE SAINT OF KILLERS" EL PROSCRITO!
DR. SCREAM: HIS OPPONENT IN THE BLUE CORNER... FROM THE CREATURE FEATURE ODDITORIUM! HE WEIGHED IN THIS MORNING AT ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FIVE POUNDS! "THE PLUNDERING PUNCHERILLO" ЯEDRUM!
The referee calls for the bell and Яedrum offers El Proscrito a handshake. Having seen his opponent’s antics with the referee, the mysterious man from Texas shakes his head. The two circle the ring before matching up in a collar and elbow lock up. Яedrum transition into a side headlock but El Proscrito easily lifts him in the air and tosses him across the ring. Яedrum gets up slowly, rubbing his sore behind. They meet once more in the middle of the ring in a collar and elbow lock up and once more Яedrum transitions into a side head lock. El Proscrito once more picks him up and is about to toss him, when Яedrum suddenly bites down on his forehead. The man from El Paso lets him go and rubs where the clown has just been chomping down on. Visably angry he takes a swing at Яedrum, who ducks and scrambles between his legs, only to come up behind him and pinch him on the bottom. El Proscrito turns around and tries to grab a hold of him but Яedrum quickly bails to the arena floor, with the big man on his heels. The two around the ring and Яedrum rolls in and run across, rebounding off the ropes. He catches El Proscrito with an amazing Tillt-a Whirl into a hurricanrana. El Proscrito rolls back out of ring and spins around in confusion. Яedrum though, doesn’t give him a chance to regain his composure. He runs across the ring and dives through the ropes, knocking the larger man down. As El Proscrito tries to get back to his feet, Яedrum sneaks up behind him and gives him by the back of his trunks and gives him a WEDGIE. The fans roar with laughter at El Procrito’s expense, as he works to adjust himself to relieve the pain. Meanwhile Яedrum is back in the ring and mimicking the referee as he administers the count.
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El Proscrito is still trying to adjust this tights when Яedrum grabs his umbrella and runs to the corner and climbs to the top rope. Proving that he can walk the high wire just as well as any acrobat, the clown appears to almost waltz across the top rope, holding the umbrella above his head. When El Proscrito turns around Яedrum leaps off and lands on top of his larger opponent with a plancha. The fans cheer loudly as the clown rolls back in the ring and back out again. He tries to drag El Proscrito to his feet in an effort to get him back into the ring but “The Saint of Killers” drives him back first into the ring apron. He throws Яedrum over his shoulder and performs the Oklahoma Stampede by first driving his back into the ring post then power slamming him on the arena floor. He pulls the clown up and throws him into the ring, before following him in. El Proscrito picks him up into a vertical suplex and lets the blood rush to Яedrum’s head before slamming him down to the mat. He then bounces off the ropes and delivers as sunning senton and goes for the pin.
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Яedrum just gets his shoulder up at the last second. El Proscrito pulls the clown to his feet and goes calls for the Annihilator. He looks Яedrum up into the pumphandle but as he lifts him up, Яedrum rolls over his shoulder. When the big man turns around the clown reaches up and applies the nose claw. “GOT YOUR NOSE” he yells. Due to his opponent’s mask he isn’t able to apply if correctly and El Proscrito kicks him in the gut. He grabs him by the arm , turns it into a wrist lock and hits the GUNSHOT! Instead of going for the pinfall though, he picks him back up, throws him over his shoulder and delivers the Spinning Tombstone Piledriver. The pin is academic from there.
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El Proscrito celebrates - picking up his first win in Pollomania seems to have taken a load off of his shoulders. He turns to see Redrum struggling to his feet and walks over and extends his hand to help his fallen opponent up, which Redrum accepts! The two get a standing base and Redrum extends his hand again to formally shake it, I guess and Proscrito accepts! However, a flower on Redrum's attire squirts Proscrito in the eyes! Redrum leaves laughing away as Proscrito stews. A stage hand offers a towel to The Saint of Killers, but with no luck. He then puts his hand on Proscrito's shoulder... and the masked man turns around and grabs him by the throat! To a shocked reaction from the live audience, El Proscrito places the ring crew member back in a sort of a Torture Rack position, and then even drives him head and neck first into the canvas!
BASTIAN KRULL: OH NO! BURNING HAMMER!
The masked outlaw drops on one knee by the motionless body of the ring crew member... and shakes his head. He buries his head in his hands in shame and disbelief and then even hoists the young man up and carries him to the EMTs, who are running to the ring with a stretcher. The medical staff puts the youngster on the stretcher and proceeds to carry him out of the building, with El Proscrito, shocked at even his own actions, following just a few steps behind them.
MANDARIN: Are all you humans so flippant emotionally, Bastian Krull?
BASTIAN KRULL: I guess getting squirted setting Proscrito off, but why!? It was a harmless joke! I can understand being annoyed, but not to that degree!
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Post by ISM Office on Mar 8, 2016 12:47:50 GMT
We open back up to see Vaughn Ronie Jr. standing in the ring. The manager of both the Adult Entertainment Xpress and D.C. Wiland is going around tying party balloons to each turnbuckle, and grabs the microphone when he's finished tying the last set of balloons.
VAUGHN RONIE JR: Ladies and gentlemen! Last time Pollomania was on the air, you witnessed the ultimate underdog himself, El Vainillo, win the Supremo Championship! But all the merry people in the audience did not have a chance to do one thing... celebrate! Because what is a title win... without a title win par-tay?! Let's bring out the champ, everyone!
The Bouncing Souls' "Ole" hits and El Vainillo slowly walks out of the egg, not entirely sure what to make of the situation as he unstraps his newly won Supremo championship and slings it over his shoulder as he's walking down the ramp. He climbs in the ring, standing face to face with VRJ and holds his arms out.
VAUGHN RONIE JR. What's the matter, cham-peen? Just lay back a little bit, it's a party for you! We got everything ready, man, we're gonna sing some karaoke, take pictures in silly hats, there's even a raffle! Thanks to our amazing sponsors, you can win a garden tractor or a table-lamp! Let's have some fun!
Despite all that, Vainillo shakes his head and goes to leave, but VRJ stops him.
VAUGHN RONIE JR: Come on, man! If you really wanna be a party pooper... then at least try... THE CAKE!
The entrance egg cracks open again and Mr. Rottentreats and Douglas Divine, the Adult Entertainment Xpress, appear dressed in Pollo Bucket uniforms and push a cart with a huge cake towards the ring.
BASTIAN KRULL: That's a huge cake!
Treats and Divine roll the cart all the way down the ramp and stop at the ropes. El Vainillo looks it up and down, keeping his eye on both the duo to his right and the manager on his left.
VAUGHN RONIE JR: Come on, champ... one bite... give it just one bite and we can call this party a success...
El Vainillo is still leery, but inches toward the cake...
MANDARIN: If he will not eat it, I wi--
D.C. Wiland pops out of the cake and begins trading punches with the champion, who drops the title in the process. Vainillo starts to get the upper hand, but AEX grabs him and hold him by an arm! D.C. Wiland, still covered in cake and frosting, signals for a superkick. D.C. Wiland is about to strike when Owl Man's theme interrupts and he comes sprinting down the ramp, AEX turn and chuck Vainillo into Owl Man. The numbers game prevents Masked Justice from making any sudden moves so Wiland grabs the Supremo belt, slings it over his shoulder and smirks as he walks up to Owl Man and Vainillo. He takes it off, eyes them up and hands it back - Vainillo snatches it away. Wiland waits for VRJ to catch up and gets handed a microphone.
D.C. WILAND: Well I guess we all heard a whole lot of talking... So me and mah boyz here decided to make a move, let our actions speak. Ronie's Rasslin Services are the most dominant force in Pollomania today, no question about that. When this tour is over, Mr. Rottentreats and Doug Divine will be your tag team champions, and then I will take that Supremo title off you, you little wankstain! And when the three of us are champions... Pollomania will be that much more... sweeeeeet.
Wiland licks the remains of the cake off his own fingers, then even lets the extraordinary Douglas Divine take a lick as "Almost Famous" roars through the PA!
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Post by ISM Office on Mar 8, 2016 12:48:33 GMT
DR. SCREAM: THIS NEXT CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL WITH A FIFTEEN MINUTE TIME LIMIT! FIRST! ALREADY IN THE RING! AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF FIVE HUNDRED, FIVE POUNDS - THE TEAM OF MOONDOG BUSTER AND GOOBER THE GOOKER!
Takin' Care of Business by Bachman Turner Overdrive starts playing and the crowd raises to their feet.
DR. SCREAM: SECOND! THEY ARE A COMBINED WEIGHT OF FOUR HUNDRED FORTY THREE POUNDS! TRUE NORTH ANT! PHILLY CHEESE SNAKE! STRANGE BREW!
The giant egg opens up as True North Ant comes out on the stage and starts clapping his hands, stomping along to the beat of his theme. He jogs down to the ring as the fans clap along... and stops at ringside, looking underneath the apron before Philly Cheese Snake comes slithering out. The pair go around the ring, making sure to slap hands with all the fans before entering the ring. True North Ant shakes hands with both the ring announcer and the referee, while Philly Cheese Snake waves to the fans. True North Ant ascends the turnbuckle closest to the hard camera and flexing for the crowd. The referee is about to call for the bell when Daylight for Dead’s rendition of “O’ Canada” starts playing. As the crowd begins singing along, everyone in the ring turns to the stage as the giant egg opens up and Brutus Smith, dressed to wrestle, walks out and makes his way to the ring.
BASTIAN KRULL: What's all this!?
Moondog and Goober charge him as soon as he steps over the top rope. Brute immediately goozles them both and delivers a devastating double choke slam. The crowd cheers loudly as he turns to him and shrugs, acting innocent. Meanwhile Strange Brew are talking something over, Philly Cheese Snake shakes his head no but True North Ant yells “I’m going for it”. He turns to face Smith but is flattened in the middle of the ring by a gigantic spear. As his partner watches on Brute picks TNA up and tosses him from the ring with ease. The big man then motions for the snake to come have a go at him. Philly Cheese Snake lets out a battle cry and charges at the giant. At the last second he dives and slides between Brute’s legs and pops up behind him and hits an overhead axe handle blow to his back. Smith turns around, completely unphased by the shot and grabs Philly Cheese Snake by the throat and choke slams him. Smith bends down and lifts him back up by the throat and delivers a second choke slam.
ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME!
Brute holds up one finger and the cheers in response. He reaches down and lifts Philly Cheese Snake up by the throat once more before dropping him with a third devastating choke slam. The fans chant for one more but Brute shakes his head and climbs out of the ring. He’s about to leave when he suddenly stops and looks over at the time keeper’s table. He starts smiling as he walks over to it and knocks everything off of it . He lifts it over his head and throws it into the ring, right on top of Philly Cheese Snake.
The fans start cheering as Brute reenters the ring and sets the table up. He picks the snake back up and motions to the crowd. Outside the ring True North Ant has finally gotten to his feet. He looks on with dismay as Smith grabs his partner by the throat. Brute spots him and beckons him to come in to save his partner. TNA appears starts climbing in but at the last second stops and shakes his head in fear. The crowd boos him, as Brute shrugs his shoulder and then choke slams Philly Cheese Snake through the table, causing the crowd to pop. “Oh Canada” begins playing again as he exits the ring and heads up the ramp to the locker room. True North Ant and officials rush into the ring to check Philly Cheese Snake, who hasn’t moved since being put through the table. Brutus Smith waves to the crowd one more time before exiting to the back. A stretcher is wheeled out and EMTs quickly place the snake man on top of it and begin wheeling him to the back.
BASTIAN KRULL: I certainly hope Philly Cheese Snake is OK! That was a completely unprovoked attack!
It’s at this moment that “Welcome to the Jungle” starts playing and the crowd cheers as Tiger Mask Red and Charlotte O’Neal come out on to the stage through the giant egg, holding hands. Tiger drops to one knee and lifts his fists in the air. The two of them then make their way, when they are confronted by True North Ant, who loudly accuses them of arranging the attack on him and his partner. Tiger rolls his eyes and brushes past to make his traditional entrance, leaving TNA to argue with Charlotte O'Neal. She keeps pointing at Brutus and shouting "GO TALK TO HIM!" before stage hands break it up and escort TNA to the back. An owl hoots and the theme that is totally not a ripoff of the 1960s Batman TV show comes on, the egg cracks open and True North Ant pats Owl Man on the back to wish him luck as he runs out to the ramp. He raises his arms to a chorus of boos and nods in an "Oh yeah, I forgot" manner before nonchalantly walking down to the ring.
DR. SCREAM: THIS CONTEST IS TO BE FOUGHT OVER A FIFTEEN MINUTE TIME LIMIT WITH A SINGLE FALL, SINGLE SUBMISSION OR KNOCKOUT TO DECIDE THE WINNER! INTRODUCING IN THE RED CORNER... FROM POLLOPOLIS! HE WEIGHS A LOT! HE IS THE OWL MAN!
Boos, boos and more boos.
DR. SCREAM: HIS OPPONENT IN THE BLUE CORNER! HE HAILS FROM THE CANADIAN EMBASSY IN MEXICO BY WAY OF CANADA! HE WEIGHED IN THIS MORNING AT TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY FIVE POUNDS! HE IS TIGER! MASK! RED!
Lots of pops, a few streamers and Tiger eats it up.
DR. SCREAM: YOUR REFEREE IN CHARGE IS POPCORN POLLO!
Owl Man comes out in a hurry causing Tiger to back off a bit. Once he settles down, Tiger steps in for the tie-up and immediately backs Owl Man into the ropes and despite a little shove as he's doing so, Tiger breaks clean. They lock up again in the centre of the ring and Tiger applies a top wristlock and forces Owl Man down to the mat. Owl Man tries to kip up, but you can imagine how that goes. Tiger starts laughing, and this allows Owl Man to roll onto his side and up to his feet where he punches the former Supremo champion in the gut and snapmares him down to the mat. Tiger rolls through and gets right back up to a vertical base where the two stand off to a nice applause from the Toronto crowd. The two lock-up again, but Owl Man shoves him aside and clamps on a front facelock. His limited wrestling skills allows this to be easily transitioned back into a wrist lock though, and we're right back where we started. Tiger turns it into a standing hammerlock, then rolls Owl Man forward, locking on some headscissors as they hit the mat! Unfortunately Owl Man is too close to the ropes for this to be applied long enough to do any damage.
BASTIAN KRULL: Fun fact for you, Mandarin. This is Tiger's very first non title singles match in Pollomania since September 9th, 2015 when he fought and fireballed Nirvana.
MANDARIN: It all came about because Tiger - frustrated at losing his title - offered up an open challenge to anyone! There were lots of people interested in the challenge, but Owl Man signed the contract first.
BASTIAN KRULL: It was seen by many as a stupid move because of Owl Man's lack of experience in the ring, but he did have a great performance against D.C. Wiland at the season premiere.
They lock up again and Owl Man slaps on an arm lock and uses his weight to push Tiger to the ground, Owl Man is trying to figure it out as he's going along... and yanks the arm up. Tiger yelps in pain and grabs the bottom rope with his free arm. Owl Man releases and Tiger crawls toward the middle of the ring, gets to one knee and Owl Man knee lifts him! Tiger gets up more angry than hurt and locks up immediately, pushing Owl Man into the ropes. Popcorn Pollo calls for the break and Tiger looks poised to shove him again, but Owl Man pie faces him instead! Tiger unleashes a brutal slap across the Owl Man's face as Popcorn Pollo gets in between them. Owl Man storms out of the corner into another tie-up and uses his brute strength to back Tiger into the corner, pulls him back out and applies a hammerlock and forces the former Scramble and Supremo champion down to the mat. Tiger however quickly kips up, twists and delivers a back drop! He gets up, and quickly applies his wrist lock again! This time though, he puts his foot on Owl Man's face and scrapes it back and forth before stomping him! Tiger drops down and uses his positioning to apply more pressure to the hold, forcing Owl Man to hook his leg on the ropes to break up the hold.
MANDARIN: I do believe this is an entirely different approach to Owl Man than people were expecting out of Tiger Mask Red.
BASTIAN KRULL: Maybe, but it works. Owl Man may be inexperienced but he knows at this point that a majority of his opponents are smaller individuals, so they're going to use their speed and agility to their advantage and his disadvantage. Tiger, however, is looking to exploit Owl Man's blatant lack of wrestling ability. Don't get me wrong - he's serviceable, but has a ways to go yet.
Owl Man gets up and Tiger to sneak attack, but the Owlsome one sees it coming and grabs a hold of the former champ's arm. He applies an arm wringer and holds it up, leading Tiger around the ring as he pleases. Owl Man headbutts the arm and Tiger drops! Owl Man grabs him up and whips him into the ropes. He charges in and catches Tiger in a front waistlock and belly to belly suplexes him to the mat! He covers!
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Tiger scrambles to his feet and Owl Man looks as though he's going to charge him, but he backs off... perhaps playing a bit of mind games with the former Supremo champion. Tiger regains his composure and tries to offer up a knuckle lock, but Owl Man decides to do a bearhug instead! He squeezes then lets Tiger go suddenly, scooping him up and slamming him down! Tiger manages to roll out of the way before the big splash comes down on top of him, but cannot capitalize as he's out of breath from the body slam and bearhug! Tiger gets back up to his feet, charging Owl Man WHO DECKS HIM WITH THE PECK! Tiger goes down! Owl Man struggles to get up to his feet as Tiger rolls out of the ring to the floor. Charlotte O'Neal meets him there and consoles him between yelling at Owl Man to stay away and telling Popcorn Pollo to keep him back. She hands Tiger a water and he sips a bit, swallows and sips some more. He hands it back to her and walks around the ring before reaching the ramp, where he climbs up the stairs onto the ramp and goes to climb into the ring. Owl Man tries to cut him off but Tiger spits the water in his eyes! Owl Man's mask slinks down a bit due to being wet and Tiger shoulders the big guy in the gut before launching over with a sunset flip. Owl Man is teetering on his feet... teetering... teetering... he falls onto his back!
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Owl Man stumbles to his feet and Tiger chases after him, a back elbow solves that problem though and Tiger Red staggers away holding his face. Owl Man gets steady on a vertical base and charges, Tiger tries to clothesline him but Owl Man pushes his arm up and goes behind... school boy! folding press! whatever!
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Owl Man gets up, Tiger roars to his feet and decks Owlie with a huge elbow smash! He backs him into the ropes and shoots him off, leapfrogs over him on the return and nails him with a dropkick! Owl Man stumbles, but doesn't fall! Tiger hits the ropes - LARIAT! Still stumbling! He backs off the ropes again - ANOTHER LARIAT! Owl Man turns and falls sternum first against the ropes, springing him back out... GERMAN SUPLEX!
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Tiger stays on him! He pummels away! Owl Man tries to cover up all the while trying to scramble to the ropes! Pollo pulls Tiger back, allowing Owl Man to get up to his feet somewhat and Tiger attacks him again. He shoots him off the ropes and drops down only to pop up with a palm strike under the chin on the return! Owl Man goes down and Tiger keeps stomping! Pollo pulls him back, Owl Man gets to a knee, Tigre yanks him up and delivers a European uppercut! Owl Man falls into the corner and Tiger eggs him on!
MANDARIN: Uh oh!
BASTIAN KRULL: I like the aggressiveness from Tiger Mask Red, I do - it's exactly what he needs to unload going into his title fight with El Vainillo - he gets rid of it a bit here and he walks into Philadelphia with a slightly clearer head but if he's not careful in this match, Owl Man could take advantage of this fury and may give Tiger a loss to worry about also.
Owl Man circles around Tiger, who dashes at him and then smiles as Owl Man jumps back. They circle some more and Tigre tries it again, but Owl Man soccer kicks him! The crowd gasps as something goes flying out of the ring and Tiger Mask Red goes rolling to the floor!
BASTIAN KRULL: Very smart move! I don't even know if Tiger is conscious after that kick so it could've been momentum, but he rolled out of the ring where there's a twenty count on the floor instead of inside the ring where he only has a ten count to get back to his feet. Very beneficial and intelligent move whether intentional or not!
Charlotte O'Neal rushes around the ring as Dr. Scream handles him gently. He's awake, responding and smiles - revealing he's missing at least two teeth from his grill! The crowd gasps at the close up on the Pollovision screens and how his mouth is now bleeding. Scream asks him if he wants to continue and the fans come alive as he pushes him aside in response and climbs onto the apron! Owl Man walks over and gets forearm smashed in the face! He staggers back, Tiger briefly looks at the turnbuckles but opts instead to get into the ring. He runs up and fires a couple shots at Owl Man, who responds in kind with some punches of his own! The two men are duking it out - toe to toe! They clinch up and back into the ropes causing Popcorn Pollo to step in and separate them! He orders them both back to their respective corners and then lets them loose! They charge at one another and Owl Man takes Tiger down with a shoulder tackle! Owl Man hits the ropes as Tiger springs up with a headscissors takedown! He shoots to his feet and climbs the turnbuckles, but gets cut off and sent flying across the ring! Owl Man kicks him in the gut as he stands up and tries to lock up while stumbling, but Tiger turns the clinch around and backs Owl into the ropes and shoots him off! He leapfrogs Owlie and then hops up as Owl Man is on his return and dropkicks him! Owl Man stumbles but doesn't fall, Tiger roars to his feet and forearm smashes him! Owl Man falls to a knee, and Tiger hooks him up...
BASTIAN KRULL: BRAINBUSTER!
He rolls under the bottom rope and pops up onto the apron, climbing up... then leaping off with the Tiger Press or Frog Splash whichever you prefer to call it! He hooks the leg!
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The bell sounds as Tiger finally sticks his hand in his mouth to feel around at what he's lost in this brutal battle, he looks down at Owl Man who rolls over to his side. He's tempted to kick him, but turns away in the waiting arms of his lovely wife Charlotte O'Neal. The duo embrace as medics come out to greet Tiger and take him to the back. The Toronto crowd loving every bit of Tiger Mask, he pumps his arm in the air a few times as he's leaving. Owl Man sits up, looking as dejected as he did against D.C. Wiland. The crowd cheers him!
WE DON'T MIND YOU! WE DON'T MIND YOU!
This gets a chuckle out of the big man as he gets up and raises his hand in acknowledgment.
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Post by ISM Office on Mar 8, 2016 12:49:02 GMT
The opening chords of Chingon's “Cuka Rocka” announce the arrival of La Cucaracha, inspiring a great pop among the Pollomania faithful for their debuting hometown star. The egg cracks open and a moment later, La Cucaracha scrambles out, one of her own t-shirts over her ring gear and an undisclosed item under one arm, prompting another chorus of approval and indifference. She reveals the mystery item to be an Official Pollomania La Cucaracha foam cockroach(with hissing feature), as she dashes to the tractor and climbs to the seat. Holding the foam cockroach to the sky she screams “ONLY $29.99!” before throwing the contractually mandated freebie to the rabid fans... when out of NOWHERE a fisherman's net grabs the merchandise, spoiling La Cucaracha's blatant product placement. Captain Gill Baits stands on the opposite side of the stage, laughing maniacally in his yellow slicker.
La Cucaracha: Not cool, dude! I'm trying to move those freaking things and pay off my student loans.
Captain Gill Baits: I guess you want me to throw this one back, huh?
La Cucaracha: That's exactly what I want.
Captain Gill Baits: Sorry to cut into your net profits, little lady. What I catch, I keep!
Removing the foam roach from his net, Captain Gill Baits lets out another evil guffaw before tearing the item in half.
La Cucaracha: You're gonna pay for that foam cockroach, fish-brain. And not $29.99 at the merch table or at the Pollomania dot com. In the ring. Where I'm going to wrestle you. If you accept.
Captain Gill Baits: Are you challenging me?
La Cucaracha: Don't you think it'd be anti-climatic for us to have this confrontation and then not settle it with a match?
Captain Gill Baits: That was all part of my plan! I've baited you perfectly and now you're caught in my net.
La Cucaracha: All I want in life is to punch you.
CGB goes into the ring with his net still in hand, while Cucaracha waits for referee Popcorn Pollo to run past and get in the ring. She leaps onto the top rope and tries to fly into the ring, but Baits swings his net and narrowly misses her. The bell rings despite the net still being in there and Cucaracha rolls forward, hits the ropes and ducks another net swing. Popcorn Pollo isn't so lucky, though. He flails helplessly in the net as Captain Gill Baits cackles. Cucaracha hits the ropes again, leaps into the air with a high knee and stumbles Baits a bit. She follows it up with a go behind and rolls him up! Popcorn Pollo has been caught in the net though! She gets up, takes the net off of him to free the helpless Pollo - but gets a tap on the shoulder. She turns around and eats a boot from Baits, but in the process of being booted in the stomach swings the net onto Baits! He flails helplessly, and because he made no attempt to help Pollo, Popcorn has a laugh at his expense. Cucaracha stumbles about from the kick before seeing that Baits is in trouble! She rushes up and turns him around... BUG ZAPPER! A double knee lungblower to a man caught in a net seems kind of cruel, but she did it. She drags the net off of of Baits and throws it out of the ring and watches as he struggles to get up to his knees. She grabs both his arms, straight jackets him and then DDT!
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BASTIAN KRULL: She calls that the Hiss of Death!
MANDARIN: A regular DDT is devastating enough, but straightjacketing the arms - I do not think anyone kicks out of that!
Cucaracha leaps to the her feet and makes her hand symbol again which the Toronto fans try their best to imitate, but can't seem to do so at all!
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Post by ISM Office on Mar 8, 2016 12:49:36 GMT
"Weight of the World" by Evenescence begins blaring over the sound system. The egg cracks open and out walks Ursula Areano, who reaches the ramp and raises her arms in the air as pyro showers down on her. She begins swinging her hips and arms as she walks down the length of the ramp before entering the ring, walking over to the bottom rope and bending over to smile at the fans in the first few rows. She gets off the ropes and walks to her corner as Daylight for Deadeye's rendition of "O'Canada" begins to an enormous reaction. Holly Guacamole skips out of the egg carrying her hockey stick over her shoulder. She stops on the stage and basks in the crowd's response and smiles brightly. Charlotte O'Neal and Brutus Smith walk out behind her and the trio make their way down the ramp to the ring. Holly hands the stick to Brutus before climbing through the ropes and wiggling her butt at the camera. Once inside the ring, she retrieves her hockey stick from Smith and shoves it in the face of Ursula Areano, who swats it away! Smalltooth Jones gets in between the two as things begin to get a bit heated.
DR. SCREAM: THIS CONTEST IS TO BE FOUGHT OVER A FIFTEEN MINUTE TIME LIMIT WITH A SINGLE FALL, SINGLE SUBMISSION OR KNOCKOUT TO DECIDE THE WINNER! INTRODUCING IN THE RED CORNER... FROM ARGENTINA! SHE WEIGHED IN THIS MORNING AT ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FIVE POUNDS - "THE ARGENTIAN SCRAPPER" URSULA AREANO!
A decent but largely mixed reaction.
DR. SCREAM: HER OPPONENT IN THE BLUE CORNER... FROM NEARBY GUELPH, ONTARIO! SHE WEIGHED IN THIS MORNING AT ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTEEN POUNDS! "THE PRINCESS OF THE EMBASSY" HOLLY GUACAMOLE!
BIG pop!
DR. SCREAM: YOUR REFEREE IN CHARGE IS SMALLTOOTH JONES!
Smith and O'Neal both exit the ring at Jones' request and he gets in their face about staying out of this match. O'Neal nods in response, but makes a face at Brutus as Jones turns around to signal for the bell.
MANDARIN: I have to commend Ursula Areano to the highest degree!
BASTIAN KRULL: Why is that?
MANDARIN: She has a 1-1 record here in Pollomania and managed to gab herself into a match up with Holly Guacamole - fresh off a direct submission victory over El Vainillo, the new Supremo Champion!
BASTIAN KRULL: Guacamole felt a bit disrespected by Ursul-
MANDARIN: Oh, she has every right to be, Bastian Krull! This woman has the guff to say that a trios tournament win and a direct win over the Supremo Champion does not mean a thing but a win over URSULA AREANO does!? Who is she, Bastian Krull?! WHO IS SHE?
BASTIAN KRULL: Ursula Areano is a great world renown competitor, Mandarin. There is nothing taking that away from her, I don't necessarily agree with her thought process but let's face it - she saw a chance to get under the skin of someone on a hot streak and Holly took the bait.
The bell sounds and the ladies circle around one another with Holly Guacamole talking all kinds of trash to Ursula Areano, who just smiles in return. They finally lock up and Areano throws Guacamole into the corner! The crowd boos in response as Areano raises his arms while Guacamole stews away in the corner. She gets back up and circles around once more leading to the two locking up again. Areano applies a side headlock and quickly transitions into a wrist lock. She wrenches it in, but Holly rolls forward, pops up and cartwheels over and stands - using the momentum to break the hold and send Areano down to the mat with a flick of the wrist! Areano gets up and challenges Holly to a knuckle lock, but when Holly locks one hand in, Areano twists the wrist and sends her down to the mat with authority! She hangs on and leg drops the arm! She proceeds to stick the arm between her legs and roll up so that both her knees are on Holly's chest, so that she's not only limiting how much Guacamole can breathe but also twist the arm to a terrible degree. Areano pats Holly on the face and then quickly drops a knee across her stomach and lets go! Holly rolls away in pain, but scrambles back to her feet where the duo lock up again. Areano goes behind, applying a half nelson before spinning it into a cravate and wrenching it in tight. Holly tries to pick up the leg closest to her, but Areano leaps up and knees her with other leg! Holly drops the leg and Areano snapmares down to the mat and applies a rear chinlock! Holly fights back to her feet, but Areano wrenches it on tighter as they stand and absolutely wallops the Princess of the Embassy with a devastating European uppercut! Guacamole staggers back into the corner and Areano flies in with her forearm! She doesn't give Holly a chance to drop or breathe as she immediately grabs her by the arm and Irish whips her into the opposing corner! She hits with ferocity and stumbles right out into a headscissors takedown! Cover!
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Holly gets yanked to her feet and whipped into the corner again! This time though, Areano follows her in and begins levelling her with kicks to the midsection! Feeling sufficient damage has been done by the kicks, Ursula Areano backs up and goes to run at Holly Guacamole but catches a boot to the face for her troubles! Areano charges her! Guacamole dives behind! SCHOOL GIRL ROLL UP!
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Holly gets up to her feet and waits... stalking her prey... when Areano gets to her feet, she attempts a dropkick but Areano wisely backs off and lets Guacamole crash to the mat! Areano backs into the ropes and pushes off... running right into a spin kick! Guacamole grabs her hair and slams her face first into the mat which draws some criticism from referee Smalltooth Jones, but Holly soldiers on and heads to the top rope where she leaps off with a crossbody! She gets all of it! COVER!
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BASTIAN KRULL: It took a bit of time, but Holly Guacamole is seemingly finding her groove in this match up.
MANDARIN: This IS Holly's very first singles bout in Pollomania, and having been involved in the Tag Grand Prix for the last couple of months alongside Brutus Smith - that is an entirely different approach to a match! She cannot just jump in after Brutus Smith has battered someone down. No, Bastian Krull, SHE must do all the work!
The two ladies get back up to their feet and Guacamole tries for a clothesline, but Areano ducks and tries to enzuigiri her opponent but Holly catches the leg, throws it down and gouges at Areano's eyes! Holly forces her down to the mat and Smalltooth Jones has to pry her off after she fails to break it up by five. Jones shoevs her in the corner and tells her if she does it again then she's disqualified! Jones earns some boos for that, and Guacamole imitates Areano by covering her eyes and stumbling around. Areano gets back up to her knees and Holly grabs her in a front facelock, tightening up her grip before she drops to her knees and wrenches it in some more. Areano fights from laying flat on her stomach, up to her knees and tries to buck Holly off. She gets to her feet still in the hold and tries to rush her into the corner, but Holly drops all her weight and flattens out causing Areano to go down to the mat with her. Holly's talking trash as the referee checks in on Areano to see if she'd like to submit. Areano doesn't get a chance to respond as Holly yanks her up and rushes her backwards into the corner before propping her arms over the top rope and delivering a vicious knee to the gut! Areano falls to the mat, clutching her side in pain!
MANDARIN: That knee might have been right to the liver judging by her reaction!
Guacamole yanks Areano to her feet in a standing head and arm choke position, but instead of applying that hold - she begins choking Ursula Areano all the while using the choke hold to move Areano around as she sees fit to avoid Smalltooth Jones from seeing her employ this illegal tactic. Finally, Jones spins Areano around, but Guacamole lets go and transitions it into a slick looking neckbreaker! She turns and stomps on the Argentina native's face! Areano rolls away in pain, but Holly uses this opportunity to grab her head and force her face into the middle rope where she begins dragging it back and forth across the rope! Areano elbows her a couple of times in the gut to create some distance and then leaps off the second rope - twisting in mid-air and grabbing Guacamole in a front facelock position. She tries for the Tornado DDT, but Guacamole throws her across the ring and Areano lands hard on her sternum, popping up to her knees. Guacamole rushes in...
BASTIAN KRULL: HOLY GUACAMO-NO!
Areano ducks it, Guacamole hits the corner! Areano up! LEAPING NECKBREAKER! COVER!
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Areano wastes no time getting to her feet! She kicks Holly in the chest as she's getting up, again as she's is up and then dropkicks her right back down as soon as she's standing straight up! Areano tries to press the attack, but Guacamole back pedals away right as she gets a hold of her causing Areano to have a clear handful of hair - unintentionally though - and Smalltooth Jones backs her away from Holly. Holly gets handed something from Charlotte O'Neal, which Areano sees but Jones doesn't. She doesn't try to explain and instead shoves Jones aside - running up and clobbering Holly with a running double knee attack! Holly drops whatever she had, and Brutus Smith quickly grabs it and hides it in his massive hand. Guacamole tries to get up, but Areano helps her, pulling her up and shooting her off the ropes. On the return, Guacamole gets scooped up for the Argentine Cutter that Areano calls the Tempest Turn! It connects! Holly's head hits hard, and Smalltooth Jones notices and goes to check on her. Areano gets up, turns around... WHAM!
BASTIAN KRULL: Whatever that was that O'Neal tried to hand Holly, she just nailed Areano with it!
Areano goes down in a hurry and Jones begins intitating the ten count knockout for Holly, but notices Areano down as well. He restarts.
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10! Smalltooth Jones signals for the bell and stage hands immediately climb into the ring to check on both women. Brutus drags Holly out underneath the bottom rope.
DR. SCREAM: AS A RESULT OF A DOUBLE KNOCKOUT! THIS MATCH IS A DRAW!
MANDARIN: Well, neither woman got a victory over the other to brag about but it did look like Ursula Areano was well on her way to winning before Charlotte O'Neal struck her.
BASTIAN KRULL: It's a good thing it wasn't Brutus Smith that punched her or she may not be getting up anytime soon!
Holly comes to and raises her hands to the cheers of the Toronto crowd. She gets helped up onto the ramp and turns and says a few words to Areano, who is slowly coming to. Areano tries to go after her, but the stage hands hold her back. Holly sticks her tongue out and skips away as Charlotte O'Neal holds her fist up in a mocking manner and smiles.
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Post by ISM Office on Mar 8, 2016 12:49:54 GMT
Zargnax & Corinthian vs. Sentinel II and the Marksman
Summarized because Zargnax was the only one who RPed for this.
Zargnax and Corinthian officially dashed Team HERO's hopes of a late turnaround when they defeated the duo of Sentinel II and the Marksman in roughly six minutes. As much as Corinthian and Zargnax failed to get along inside the ring, HERO seemed to be having just as many issues as Sentinel II flat out refused to listen to the Marksman at various points in the match. One such instance, Zargnax was demanding a tag from Corinthian who opted instead to try for his Magnum Opus. Sentinel II wriggled free and the Marksman tagged himself in, but no one seemed to notice this besides referee Popcorn Pollo and Zargnax. Sentinel went for a running big boot on Corinthian, but ended up striking the Marksman instead and sent him tumbling to the floor. Corinthian nailed the Magnum Opus and was ready to pin, but Zargnax ordered him to make the tag or else! Corinthian reluctantly made the tag and Zargnax made the cover for the three count. Starship Licentious picks up two points in their last match which puts them at six points total.
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Post by ISM Office on Mar 8, 2016 12:49:58 GMT
We open back up to Mandarin standing in front of the entrance egg.
MANDARIN: Gaaa-reetings! It is I the esteemed elitist alien known as Mandarin! I am about to be joined by the former Supremo Champion...
YEEEAAAHHH!!!
MANDARIN: TIGER MASK RED!
The cheers continue as Tiger Mask Red walks out hand in hand with Charlotte O'Neal and Brutus Smith. Tiger walks right up to Mandarin and gets right to it.
TIGER MASK RED: Who do they think they're fooling? I know that's El Vainillo! JASON ORION? Please! What a joke! And to think that none of you...
Tiger points to Mandarin.
TIGER MASK RED: ... none of you believed us when we said that cupcake that trotted out here at the season premiere was El Vainillo! I beat him fair and square! But he sends his fat buddy out here, claims he had car trouble and somehow convinces your stupid computer program to give him another title shot! What does he do with that second chance? He rolls me up - again! - and takes my title!
MANDARIN: April 13th though, Tiger Mask Red! You are given the chance to totally redeem yourself and regain the Supremo Championship as you two will fight two falls to a finish. First though, AIPollo has given each of you a unique opportunity to select one another's opponents for our next event in Philadelphia. I understand you have made your selection?
TIGER MASK RED: There's this guy around here who's be throwing a tantrum about how he won't wrestle another match in Pollomania until he gets a shot at the champ. Well congratulations, D.C. Wiland, you've got your match with El Vainillo. You know what though, let's make this interesting... since we'll be in the land of Extreme in two weeks, Philadelphia, let's make it... a street fight!
MANDARIN: Oh my! An interesting encounter indeed! Would you like to know his match for you?
TIGER MASK RED: Sure, go for it.
MANDARIN: After the actions of one, Brutus Smith this evening El Vainillo has opted to allow Strange Brew a chance at revenge as they will take on you in a tag team match.
Tiger looks less than impressed.
TIGER MASK RED: Really? I don't even think that Snake will make it to Philly after what Brute did to him. I'll be happy to team up with Brute and destroy what's left of them.
Tiger's expression changes upon seeing Mandarin's face.
TIGER MASK RED: What!?
MANDARIN: Actually... as you are well aware, Brutus Smith will be teaming with Holly Guacamole that evening in their last Tag Grand Prix match against the Adult Entertainment Xpress so he will be unavailable to team with you. Instead, you will be teaming with...
Mandarin turns and points to Charlotte O'Neal, who's eyes widen.
TIGER MASK RED: WHAT!? She's not-
Tiger gets in Mandarin's face, Smith gets in between them.
TIGER MASK RED: She's not a wrest-WHAT!? HOW!?
Mandarin holds his hands up in innocence as Tiger begins rivalling Ric Flair level freakout mode. Smith grabs him in a rear waistlock and hauls him off to the back while O'Neal slowly follows behind.
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Post by ISM Office on Mar 8, 2016 12:50:04 GMT
The mashup of Bump and Grind and Lil' Something Something begins and both "Dee-licious" Douglas Divine and Mr. Rottentreats emerge with Vaughn Ronie Jr leading the charge. VRJ once again gets in the camera and talks all about how his tag team is going to win it all tonight in what's another clever way to workaround the fact that AEX still hasn't update their entrance description. As they get inside the ring, the Owl Man theme begins to play and Owl Man comes roaring out of the egg, covering his face with his cape. As the song hits the first "OWL MAN!", pyro explodes on either side of the egg, and Owl Man throws the cape behind his back and opens his arms wide, soaking in the... well, reaction. He turns and points to Jason Orion, who raises his arms and together the duo roar down to the ring. Orion glides over effortlessly, but Owl Man gets tangled in the ropes and awkwardly falls forward. AEX laughs it up, but Owl Man shakes it off and charges forth - faking them back into their corner.
DR. SCREAM: THIS CONTEST IS TO BE FOUGHT OVER A FIFTEEN MINUTE TIME LIMIT WITH A SINGLE FALL, SINGLE SUBMISSION OR KNOCKOUT TO DECIDE THE WINNER! INTRODUCING IN THE RED CORNER... AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF FOUR HUNDRED AND TWENTY SIX POUNDS - "DEE-LICIOUS" DOUGLAS DIVINE AND MR. ROTTENTREATS, THEY ARE THE ADULT ENTERTAINMENT XPRESS! THEIR OPPONENTS IN THE BLUE CORNER... AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF A LOT - OWL MAN AND THE DEBUTING JASON ORION, CONSTELLATION OWLSOME!
MANDARIN: I do not know of an constellation that I would call "Owlsome", Bastian Krull! That man looks very vanilla to me!
BASTIAN KRULL: You and Tiger Mask Red, both, and there's definitely a resemblance but I'd have to see them side by side.
Mandarin is apparently confounded by how Bastian Krull would get two men who are ALLEGEDLY the same man to be side by side as the bell sounds and Smalltooth Jones orders one in and one out. Owl Man starts things off with Mr. Rottentreats in a lock-up, Rottentreats gets a side headlock applied and goes to do a go-behind, but Owl Man spins out of it and ducks Rotten's attempt at a punch! Owl Man grabs him around the waist, hoists him up and drops him rear first on his knee for an atomic drop! Rotten hits, then oversells something silly by falling over the top rope out onto the ramp. Vaughn Ronie Jr and Douglas Divine both argue for a disqualification for Rottentreats going over the top rope, but Smalltooth Jones is having none of it and begins the 20 count on the outside. Owl Man goes to grab Rottentreats and bring him back into the ring, but Divine tries to intervene only for both members of AEX to having a good ol' meeting of the minds! Divine hits the arena floor and Owl Man slingshots Rottentreats back into the ring. Treats gets treated to a punch to the face that sends him stumbling back into the tecnico corner where Orion punches him, too! Owl Man grabs him and shoves him into the corner before tagging in Orion.
BASTIAN KRULL: Let's see what this new guy can do!
MANDARIN: Championship material. Do you humans not see this?
Orion runs into the corner and monkey flips Rottentreats across the ring, almost sending him into Divine again - but the rudos manage to make a successful tag and Divine comes in and circles around Orion. He offers a knuckle lock to Vain-err-Orion and kicks him in the gut when he tries to comply, Divine backs him into the corner and climbs the second rope and begins raining down punches, but accompanying each one with a hip gyration! After seven or eight, Divine drops down and tries to set Orion up for the ride, but Orion sends him into the opposing corner instead. Divine comes charging back out of the corner and gets a huracanrana! Divine rolls out of the ring on impact and Rottentreats comes in and eats a superkick, which also sends him to the outside. VRJ collects his men and holds a strategy meeting, Orion attempts an outside dive but fakes them out at the last second! VRJ throws a fit about almost getting dove on and tells his boys to eat him alive! Divine is again the legal man and enters the ring.
MANDARIN: So, he hurrancranas like Vainillo... he superkicks like him...
BASTIAN KRULL: Maybe he's a big fan?
Divine circles around for a good minute avoiding any contact with Orion, but finally backs into his corner and low fives Rottentreats behind his back. Jones sees the tag, but Orion doesn't and the newcomer veteran locks up with Divine but gets jumped by Rottentreats! Rottentreats shoots Orion off the ropes and tries to go for something, but Orion ducks him. SUPERKICK~! Orion barely lands on his feet and finds Divine trying to charge back into the match, but stops dead in his tracks when he sees Orion noticed him! Jones orders him back and Orion grabs up Treats in a side headlock and wrenches it in tightly. He backs into the corner and tags in Owl Man, who delivers several shots to the gut before Orion releases him. Owl Man shoots him off the ropes, but Rottentreats ducks his strike attempt and stops dead in his tracks, delivering a back elbow to the Owl Man and then begins "inflating" his index and middle finger by sticking his thumb in his mouth before dropping down to perform... an eye poke. Rottentreats tags in Divine, who tries to come in with a jumping knee drop but finds nothing but mat when Owl Man rolls away. Owl Man gets to his feet and grabs Divine in a bear hug attempt, but Divine tries to fight his way back to his corner by pushing Owl in that direction - he gets close and Rottentreats reaches over and pulls Owl Man by the mask to get Divine close enough he can tag in. Orion tries to get in to protest the tag, but Jones drags him away! This gives AEX a chance to double team! Divine and Treats shoot him off the ropes together... Divine hoists him up for the Bump n' Grind spinebuster and Treats levels him with a lariat to send him down! Divine crawls over Owl Man suggestively before the legal man Rottentreats makes the cover!
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Treats gets up and slams Owl Man's head into the corner turnbuckle before tagging Divine back in. Divine comes in and applies a double underhook and suplexes Owl Man over, then turns around and drops another knee across the head! He gets up and rubs his torso... then flicks the baby oil/body sweat at Orion on the apron! Divine applies a rear chinlock on Owl Man, who manages to fight to his feet but Divine quickly backs him into the rudo corner again and tags Rottentreats back in. Treats shoots him off the ropes and criss crosses with him a good three times or so before slapping him upside the head with a clown shoe before yelling "I'M THE FOOT, BITCH!" which the Toronto crowd loves!
BASTIAN KRULL: Bizarro land!
He lets Owl Man get back up to his feet before hitting him with three consecutive jabs, then spinning around... and poking him in the eye! With Owl Man staggered, Treats runs up the corner and flips around! RED POP DROP! The corkscrew blockbuster hits and Rottentreats covers!
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Treats stalks Owl... and just as Owl's up to a vertical base, he tries for the Rotten Rana but Owl Man stumbles back and inadvertently powerbombs him! It doesn't have much impact, but enough to take the wind out of him! The two crawl toward their corners as the excitement reaches a fever pitch and BOTH MEN ARE TAGGED IN! Orion comes in and decks Divine with a diving forearm smash! Divine goes down, but pops back up... BIG BOOT! Va-ORION makes the cover!
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Rottentreats breaks it up! Owl Man comes in and tackles Treats to the mat and both men roll out to the floor! Orion is sizing Divine up... VRJ gets on the apron, but drops back down before Orion can hit him! Divine grabs Orion in a sleeper and tries to swing him around and lariat him, but Orion ducks it... grabs Divine in a facelock and spins around... kicking off the ropes and VRJ in the process... STANDING SHIRANUI! He covers!
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Orion celebrates his win by immediately getting out of the ring and collecting Owl Man, the duo exchange a hug and each hold up four fingers to signify the two points they just earned to put them at four and tie them for second place! VRJ slams his hands against the apron and gets in Constellation Owlsome's face as they walk by him, but ignore his every word.
BASTIAN KRULL: Tonight saw Starship Insanity pick up their sixth point, while Constellation Owlsome got their fourth point here in the main event. That ties them with the Canadian Embassy Misfits, who got their fourth point in Montreal by beating Masked Justice. The leaders have all their matches finished up, but both the Misfits and Owlsome are in action in Philadelphia... so we could potentially end with a tie for first or both those teams could lose and Insanity wins!
MANDARIN: Oh, I am excited, Bastian Krull! I want to see those belts!
BASTIAN KRULL: Should a tie take place, the tie-breaker match will be on April 13th in Minnesota.
MANDARIN: But until next time, I am the esteemed elitist alien known as Mandarin!
BASTIAN KRULL: And I'm Bastian Krull! See you in Philly!
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Post by ISM Office on Mar 10, 2016 9:15:18 GMT
JOIN US ON MARCH 23rd in PHILADELPHIA FOR...
"IF YOU WANT FRIES! (YOU GOT 'EM!)"
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