Post by Buck U Productions on Mar 6, 2016 23:21:56 GMT
Scene opens Holly Guacamole dressed up like a mermaid, sitting on a bench beside a huge cut out of Ursula, from Walt Disney’s “The Little Mermaid”, with Areano’s face plastered on it.
“Oh no! Ursula the evil sea which is going to get me! What am I ever to do?”
She pretends to faint for a second, before crying out with laughter and sitting back up to face the camera.
“Ya see, Ursula Areano, you claim that the only way that I can prove myself is to beat you in the ring. Well, let me tell you something, you’re going to need to prove yourself here in Pollomania against me! See, I’m no stupid cockney like Corinthian who kicked your ass and no one’s going to hand you a victory, like you got when you faced Stuntman Dan. 2016, so far, has the Year of Holly Guacamole, and Sister, I’m just getting warmed up
She turns and looks at the cardboard cut out of the sea witch and sneers.
“Ursula, things here in Pollomania ain’t nothing like a Walt Disney film. This mermaid right here, she doesn’t need no King Trident, stupid sea creatures or dumb old Prince Eric to save her ass from an ugly witch like you. Nah, this right here is a psycho bitch and I’m more than capable of taking care of myself these days. This is more than what I can say for you.
“You’ve never faced anyone like me, although if you did I’d like to meet them, just so I could kick their ass too and prove why I’m just that awesome! I’m sure you’re going to give me everything that you got but it’s not going to be enough. You might be hoping to give your career a reboot at my expense but no one’s going to be using me as a stepping stone around here anytime soon. You’ll never be as hungry or driven to succeed here as I am. You will never have as much to prove around here as I do! When you’ve got the family that I got, you need to try harder than anyone else, just to get noticed, and Ursula, no one ignores Holly Guacamole. No one!”
Holly turns back to the cardboard cut out and smile, devilishly. She reaches behind the bench and pulls out her hockey stick. With a single swing, she break the cut out in half with her stick and it tumbles in pieces to the ground. She starts cackling with laughter.
“Ursula, I’ll see you in Toronto. Toodles!”
She sits there for a moment, her promo done, and then tries to get up but falls back down again and ends up on the floor. For a moment she lies there wiggling around helplessly on the floor, screaming. Finally she lets out a long sigh and calls out.
“Well someone get over here and help me get this fucking tail off? I need to go to the bathroom.
“Oh no! Ursula the evil sea which is going to get me! What am I ever to do?”
She pretends to faint for a second, before crying out with laughter and sitting back up to face the camera.
“Ya see, Ursula Areano, you claim that the only way that I can prove myself is to beat you in the ring. Well, let me tell you something, you’re going to need to prove yourself here in Pollomania against me! See, I’m no stupid cockney like Corinthian who kicked your ass and no one’s going to hand you a victory, like you got when you faced Stuntman Dan. 2016, so far, has the Year of Holly Guacamole, and Sister, I’m just getting warmed up
She turns and looks at the cardboard cut out of the sea witch and sneers.
“Ursula, things here in Pollomania ain’t nothing like a Walt Disney film. This mermaid right here, she doesn’t need no King Trident, stupid sea creatures or dumb old Prince Eric to save her ass from an ugly witch like you. Nah, this right here is a psycho bitch and I’m more than capable of taking care of myself these days. This is more than what I can say for you.
“You’ve never faced anyone like me, although if you did I’d like to meet them, just so I could kick their ass too and prove why I’m just that awesome! I’m sure you’re going to give me everything that you got but it’s not going to be enough. You might be hoping to give your career a reboot at my expense but no one’s going to be using me as a stepping stone around here anytime soon. You’ll never be as hungry or driven to succeed here as I am. You will never have as much to prove around here as I do! When you’ve got the family that I got, you need to try harder than anyone else, just to get noticed, and Ursula, no one ignores Holly Guacamole. No one!”
Holly turns back to the cardboard cut out and smile, devilishly. She reaches behind the bench and pulls out her hockey stick. With a single swing, she break the cut out in half with her stick and it tumbles in pieces to the ground. She starts cackling with laughter.
“Ursula, I’ll see you in Toronto. Toodles!”
She sits there for a moment, her promo done, and then tries to get up but falls back down again and ends up on the floor. For a moment she lies there wiggling around helplessly on the floor, screaming. Finally she lets out a long sigh and calls out.
“Well someone get over here and help me get this fucking tail off? I need to go to the bathroom.