Post by Buck U Productions on Mar 1, 2016 21:31:18 GMT
Holly Guacamole stands in front of the Pollomania banner with Agent Brutus Smith standing behind her.
“Ursula Areano…”
She turns and looks at Brute.
“Is it Areano or Oregano? I can’t seem to remember.”
Brute shrugs his shoulders and Holly continues.
“Any way, a few weeks ago you came out here and referred to yourself as being the only woman wrestler here in Pollomania. Now I ain’t sure if you trying to be funny or if you just haven’t bothered to do your homework, so let me formally introduce myself. My name is Holly Guacamole and you better start taking me serious. I’ve been here since Pollomania’s third show, ‘Tijuana Takeout”, I’m one third of the 2015 Three Cup Chicken Trios, last week I beat the current Supremo champion, El Vainillo, by making him pass out in the Sharpshooter, and in case you don’t know it, Brute and I will be soon be Pollomania’s first tag team champions!
“See, I’ve said it before, I’m so sick of people not taking me serious around here! I’m tired of everyone thinking that I’m just some silly little girl in and that I’m don’t really care about this business. So when some bitch like you shows up and starts bragging saying that they’re the only woman around here that gets in the ring, well that makes me pretty mad.
“Do you know what makes me even madder? When the same bitch who acted like they didn’t know I even existed decides to stick her nose in my business! Last week in Montreal, Brute and I decided we were going to come down to ringside to give my big brother some moral support. Owl Man didn’t like that much and decided to stop us, and you chose that moment to get involved in my family’s business. My brother ended up losing the championship because you and that fat piece of shit distracted him and I take that VERY personal!”
Holly appears to be losing control of her anger. She starts brandishing her hockey stick as if she’s about to hit someone with it. Brutus Smith grabs her by the shoulders and whispers something in her ear. She appears to calm down immediately and when he holds out his hand, she hands him her hockey stick. When she begins speaking again, she’s much more composed and in control.
“So in Toronto, Ontario, just up the road from Guelph, where my brother and I were born, I’m going to kick your ass. You and everyone else in Pollomania is going to learn that you don’t mess with me and the Misfits, but more importantly you’re going to learn who the dominate female is around here.
“Ursula, everyone’s going to start showing me the respect I deserve and after “The Great Canadian Freeze in Toronto, Ontario on March 9th, you’ll know who I am.”
She winks at the camera and waves.
“Toodles!”
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“Ursula Areano…”
She turns and looks at Brute.
“Is it Areano or Oregano? I can’t seem to remember.”
Brute shrugs his shoulders and Holly continues.
“Any way, a few weeks ago you came out here and referred to yourself as being the only woman wrestler here in Pollomania. Now I ain’t sure if you trying to be funny or if you just haven’t bothered to do your homework, so let me formally introduce myself. My name is Holly Guacamole and you better start taking me serious. I’ve been here since Pollomania’s third show, ‘Tijuana Takeout”, I’m one third of the 2015 Three Cup Chicken Trios, last week I beat the current Supremo champion, El Vainillo, by making him pass out in the Sharpshooter, and in case you don’t know it, Brute and I will be soon be Pollomania’s first tag team champions!
“See, I’ve said it before, I’m so sick of people not taking me serious around here! I’m tired of everyone thinking that I’m just some silly little girl in and that I’m don’t really care about this business. So when some bitch like you shows up and starts bragging saying that they’re the only woman around here that gets in the ring, well that makes me pretty mad.
“Do you know what makes me even madder? When the same bitch who acted like they didn’t know I even existed decides to stick her nose in my business! Last week in Montreal, Brute and I decided we were going to come down to ringside to give my big brother some moral support. Owl Man didn’t like that much and decided to stop us, and you chose that moment to get involved in my family’s business. My brother ended up losing the championship because you and that fat piece of shit distracted him and I take that VERY personal!”
Holly appears to be losing control of her anger. She starts brandishing her hockey stick as if she’s about to hit someone with it. Brutus Smith grabs her by the shoulders and whispers something in her ear. She appears to calm down immediately and when he holds out his hand, she hands him her hockey stick. When she begins speaking again, she’s much more composed and in control.
“So in Toronto, Ontario, just up the road from Guelph, where my brother and I were born, I’m going to kick your ass. You and everyone else in Pollomania is going to learn that you don’t mess with me and the Misfits, but more importantly you’re going to learn who the dominate female is around here.
“Ursula, everyone’s going to start showing me the respect I deserve and after “The Great Canadian Freeze in Toronto, Ontario on March 9th, you’ll know who I am.”
She winks at the camera and waves.
“Toodles!”
(484 words)