Post by True North Ant on Feb 26, 2016 18:22:23 GMT
(Scene opens with Strange Brew, the former ManitobANT, now True North Ant, and Philly Cheese Snake, standing in front of the Pollomania banner)
“Hey Pollomaniacs! This is True North Ant, you might remember me better as ManitobANT from last season and this is my partner, Philly Cheese Snake. We’re here to tell you that we will be there when Pollomania invades Toronto on March 9th for ‘The Great White North’.”
“That’sss right, Mani, we’re coming to Canada to…” Philly begins but is quickly cut off by this partner.
“Phil, what have I told you before? I’m the one who does all the talking for us. No one wants to listen to you hiss like that. It’s embarrassing!”
“Ah come on, Mani”
“No, and that’s another thing, stop calling me Mani. I’m True North Ant now! If you want to give me a nickname, call me True or TNA.”
Philly Cheese Snake begins hissing with laughter.
“TNA! Who would be ssstupid enough to want to be called that?”
“Phil,” True North Ant growls, “I swear…”
A well dressed man in a suit, wearing horn-rimmed glasses enters the scene and addresses the team.
“Excuse me, gentlemen. So sorry to interrupt your camera segment here. My name is Angus Stewart, press secretary for the Canadian Embassy Misfits. I just wanted to let you know that the Ambassador is a huge fan of yours. He would appreciate if you would have lunch with him today.”
“No thanksss,” Philly Cheese Snake hissed, “We’ll passss.”
“With all due respect, Mr. Snake, I wasn’t talking to you,” Angus Stewart replied, “I was addressing your partner.”
Both turn and look at True North Ant, who holds his hands up in surprise.
“You can tell the ambassador that I appreciate the offer but I’ll pass.”
Angus Stewart shakes his head, as he removes his glasses and wipes them with a handkerchief.
“Suit yourself, Mr. Ant, but you must realize that offers like this don’t come around every day. Perhaps, I’ll give you some time to reconsider the offer, but don’t wait to long.”
He turns and curtly leaves.
Philly Chasse Snake shoves his partner and exclaims, “Hey, what was that all about?”
“Hey, I just as surprised as you are,” True North Ant protests, “Don’t you remember, the last time we were in Pollomania we kicked the asses of the Embassy’s pet monkeys and then embarrassed the Ambassador’s daughter. So I haven’t a clue why he would want to have lunch with me.”
“It ssseemsss fissshy about it.”
“Phil, can we please just drop this.”
They both turn to the camera and realize it’s still filming.
“Ah crap,” True North Ant says, having forgotten what he was going to say.
Luckily his partner comes to his rescue.
“Pollomaniacsss, we’ll sssee you in Toronto!”
The pair quickly run off and can be heard bickering as the scene fades to black.
“Hey Pollomaniacs! This is True North Ant, you might remember me better as ManitobANT from last season and this is my partner, Philly Cheese Snake. We’re here to tell you that we will be there when Pollomania invades Toronto on March 9th for ‘The Great White North’.”
“That’sss right, Mani, we’re coming to Canada to…” Philly begins but is quickly cut off by this partner.
“Phil, what have I told you before? I’m the one who does all the talking for us. No one wants to listen to you hiss like that. It’s embarrassing!”
“Ah come on, Mani”
“No, and that’s another thing, stop calling me Mani. I’m True North Ant now! If you want to give me a nickname, call me True or TNA.”
Philly Cheese Snake begins hissing with laughter.
“TNA! Who would be ssstupid enough to want to be called that?”
“Phil,” True North Ant growls, “I swear…”
A well dressed man in a suit, wearing horn-rimmed glasses enters the scene and addresses the team.
“Excuse me, gentlemen. So sorry to interrupt your camera segment here. My name is Angus Stewart, press secretary for the Canadian Embassy Misfits. I just wanted to let you know that the Ambassador is a huge fan of yours. He would appreciate if you would have lunch with him today.”
“No thanksss,” Philly Cheese Snake hissed, “We’ll passss.”
“With all due respect, Mr. Snake, I wasn’t talking to you,” Angus Stewart replied, “I was addressing your partner.”
Both turn and look at True North Ant, who holds his hands up in surprise.
“You can tell the ambassador that I appreciate the offer but I’ll pass.”
Angus Stewart shakes his head, as he removes his glasses and wipes them with a handkerchief.
“Suit yourself, Mr. Ant, but you must realize that offers like this don’t come around every day. Perhaps, I’ll give you some time to reconsider the offer, but don’t wait to long.”
He turns and curtly leaves.
Philly Chasse Snake shoves his partner and exclaims, “Hey, what was that all about?”
“Hey, I just as surprised as you are,” True North Ant protests, “Don’t you remember, the last time we were in Pollomania we kicked the asses of the Embassy’s pet monkeys and then embarrassed the Ambassador’s daughter. So I haven’t a clue why he would want to have lunch with me.”
“It ssseemsss fissshy about it.”
“Phil, can we please just drop this.”
They both turn to the camera and realize it’s still filming.
“Ah crap,” True North Ant says, having forgotten what he was going to say.
Luckily his partner comes to his rescue.
“Pollomaniacsss, we’ll sssee you in Toronto!”
The pair quickly run off and can be heard bickering as the scene fades to black.