The Spokesperson Pollo Bucket Deserves...
Aug 6, 2015 14:31:26 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2015 14:31:26 GMT
“When I am in the ring, everybody has a Grin and Woody, I don't know why these news guys think they are so special.” Jessica said as she entered the local Las Vegas Pollo Bucket. Seeing that she had been poolside this whole week and this was only a special errand, she was still clad in a black bikini. Suffice to say, heads turned as she entered the fast food joint.
“So ...” Lizzy began following her while fiddling on her phone. “Are we just going to pretend that one of them is not a wooden doll?”
“You did not bring me into pro wrestling to make heads or tails of it's meta. If they insist that an inanimate object is a person, fine, he is a person. I am not going to take that away from anyone. Besides, does it really matter? Real boy or not, nobody is getting in the way of what rightfully belongs to me and what this corporation NEEDS: a person who will look good holding their titles and be one hell of a spokesperson for their eateries. Those cocks in charge need me to win that endurance challenge because of the campaign I am about to launch on their behalf where I walk around eating their food ...thus making it super sexy and cool.”
“Even though, nobody would be able to keep your physique if solely on a diet of Pollo Bucket.” Lizzy said.
“People do not want the truth, they want the illusion. I am that illusion.” Jessica lounged on one of the tables. She was enjoying all of the men staring at her and mother's of children covering eyes. “This will ring true at 'Chicken or the Egg' as well because I am an apotheosis what everyone wants to be; everyone dreams to be. I represent a pretty world that not a lot of people can be apart of. Everyone else in the Chicken Scramble are those dreamers. People who THINK that they could possibly be champions if they try hard enough and luck is on their side. I KNOW I am walking out with that title.”
“Yeah, seriously, who is going to stop you?” Lizzy spoke as Athena walked up with a huge bucket of fried chicken. “The ginger who doesn't spell her name right or the Breakfast Guy.”
“The Breakfast Guy has it all wrong as the...” She paused to smile to a camera that might or might not be there. “best breakfast in the world is at the POLLO BUCKET. Remember to get there before 10:30 a.m.” She winked at the camera as Athena brought her the bucket of chicken. Jessica now has the attention of the whole eatery as she picks out a piece of chicken and takes a very small bite. There is a moment where it looks like she is going to heave but she keeps it in while looking at everyone. She forces euphoria. “Mmmmm ...tastes sexy!”
“So ...” Lizzy began following her while fiddling on her phone. “Are we just going to pretend that one of them is not a wooden doll?”
“You did not bring me into pro wrestling to make heads or tails of it's meta. If they insist that an inanimate object is a person, fine, he is a person. I am not going to take that away from anyone. Besides, does it really matter? Real boy or not, nobody is getting in the way of what rightfully belongs to me and what this corporation NEEDS: a person who will look good holding their titles and be one hell of a spokesperson for their eateries. Those cocks in charge need me to win that endurance challenge because of the campaign I am about to launch on their behalf where I walk around eating their food ...thus making it super sexy and cool.”
“Even though, nobody would be able to keep your physique if solely on a diet of Pollo Bucket.” Lizzy said.
“People do not want the truth, they want the illusion. I am that illusion.” Jessica lounged on one of the tables. She was enjoying all of the men staring at her and mother's of children covering eyes. “This will ring true at 'Chicken or the Egg' as well because I am an apotheosis what everyone wants to be; everyone dreams to be. I represent a pretty world that not a lot of people can be apart of. Everyone else in the Chicken Scramble are those dreamers. People who THINK that they could possibly be champions if they try hard enough and luck is on their side. I KNOW I am walking out with that title.”
“Yeah, seriously, who is going to stop you?” Lizzy spoke as Athena walked up with a huge bucket of fried chicken. “The ginger who doesn't spell her name right or the Breakfast Guy.”
“The Breakfast Guy has it all wrong as the...” She paused to smile to a camera that might or might not be there. “best breakfast in the world is at the POLLO BUCKET. Remember to get there before 10:30 a.m.” She winked at the camera as Athena brought her the bucket of chicken. Jessica now has the attention of the whole eatery as she picks out a piece of chicken and takes a very small bite. There is a moment where it looks like she is going to heave but she keeps it in while looking at everyone. She forces euphoria. “Mmmmm ...tastes sexy!”