Post by Buck U Productions on Feb 21, 2016 18:19:40 GMT
(Aboard the plane of The Canadian Embassy Misfits we find Tiger Mask Red and Charlotte O’Neal on their way to back home.)
“El Vainillo,” Tiger begins, “A legend in our industry, one of great, throughout his career has been fond of saying ‘To be the man, you’ve got to beat the man.’”
He and Charlotte share a laugh and yell, “Woo!”
“Well Milli Vainilli, in Pollomania I AM THE MAN! I don’t just say that because I carry this around (lifting the Supremo Championship up to the camera) but because one-on-one in this company there’s not a man that can hold a candle to me, and you are no exception.
“Let’s compare notes, shall we. We both have victories over Nirvana; the difference is that I beat him when he was still someone relevant and not that dust farting dinosaur we turned into while he was gone the first time. No, the Nirvana that showed up in December, the same one that you beat last month, was a shadow of his former self. Not only did he cost my team the win at “So It’s Come to This” but it’s clear that anyone in the company could have beaten, that’s how washed up he’s become, so you beating him was no big deal.
“Secondly, we’ve both competed in matches for the Scramble Championship. I’ll even give the devil his due and admit that you did pretty well, but you didn’t walk out of the one you were in with the Scramble Championship. I did though, and it was against a much better group of competitors than you faced. I won that match the same night I beat Nirvana and I also became the number one contender for the Pollomania Supremo Championship!
“Lastly, we both faced Zookeeper Willie. (Sighs) Let’s face it, Willie was about to beat you with the Chimp Bomb when I came along and gave you your first ‘taste’ of championship gold (laughs). Two weeks later I beat him in a convincing fashion and won the biggest prize in this company.
“Add to the fact that I led Brute and Holly to win the Three Cup Chicken Trios tournament last year and I am the single most decorated wrestler in this company’s history. Willie left after I kicked his ass and my associated and I chased those fools, Grin and Woody out of Pollomania.
“I have become the corner stone of this company. While others have come and gone, I’ve been constantly since I signed up the day after the first show. I am the man around here and you’re just as your name suggests, a mediocre midget in a white mask. That Vainillo isn’t an insult, that’s a fact of life.
“When it comes down to it, I’m willing to go places and do things to keep this title that you aren’t, and there’s no way in front of my fellow countrymen that you’re going to beat me for this title!
“El Vainillo, welcome to the jungle!”
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“El Vainillo,” Tiger begins, “A legend in our industry, one of great, throughout his career has been fond of saying ‘To be the man, you’ve got to beat the man.’”
He and Charlotte share a laugh and yell, “Woo!”
“Well Milli Vainilli, in Pollomania I AM THE MAN! I don’t just say that because I carry this around (lifting the Supremo Championship up to the camera) but because one-on-one in this company there’s not a man that can hold a candle to me, and you are no exception.
“Let’s compare notes, shall we. We both have victories over Nirvana; the difference is that I beat him when he was still someone relevant and not that dust farting dinosaur we turned into while he was gone the first time. No, the Nirvana that showed up in December, the same one that you beat last month, was a shadow of his former self. Not only did he cost my team the win at “So It’s Come to This” but it’s clear that anyone in the company could have beaten, that’s how washed up he’s become, so you beating him was no big deal.
“Secondly, we’ve both competed in matches for the Scramble Championship. I’ll even give the devil his due and admit that you did pretty well, but you didn’t walk out of the one you were in with the Scramble Championship. I did though, and it was against a much better group of competitors than you faced. I won that match the same night I beat Nirvana and I also became the number one contender for the Pollomania Supremo Championship!
“Lastly, we both faced Zookeeper Willie. (Sighs) Let’s face it, Willie was about to beat you with the Chimp Bomb when I came along and gave you your first ‘taste’ of championship gold (laughs). Two weeks later I beat him in a convincing fashion and won the biggest prize in this company.
“Add to the fact that I led Brute and Holly to win the Three Cup Chicken Trios tournament last year and I am the single most decorated wrestler in this company’s history. Willie left after I kicked his ass and my associated and I chased those fools, Grin and Woody out of Pollomania.
“I have become the corner stone of this company. While others have come and gone, I’ve been constantly since I signed up the day after the first show. I am the man around here and you’re just as your name suggests, a mediocre midget in a white mask. That Vainillo isn’t an insult, that’s a fact of life.
“When it comes down to it, I’m willing to go places and do things to keep this title that you aren’t, and there’s no way in front of my fellow countrymen that you’re going to beat me for this title!
“El Vainillo, welcome to the jungle!”
(500 words)