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Post by ISM Office on Feb 8, 2016 11:03:09 GMT
EARLIER TODAY!
The camera crew takes us outside where a grey Fiat Multipla parks right in front of the venue. The driver's door open and Henry Leroyheimer stumbles out of the car.
HENRY LEROYHEIMER: So, uh, yeah, you're here, good... I, uh... My name is Henry Leroyheimer. I guess you already know that, but, uh... my boss, well, my former boss, D.C. Wiland fired me... or, well, I woke up in a dumpster with a "UR FIRED" notice stapled to my tie, so, yeah... I kinda want some-- some answers, you know.
Henry marches towards the arena entrance, but is stopped by two muscular men wearing black suits.
MAN #1: Sir, we are afraid we can't let you anywhere near this venue. We were instructed by Mr. Wiland not to allow you to show up at Pollomania's events ever again.
HENRY LEROYHEIMER: That--that's what he told you?
MAN #2: Well, if you want to be specific, he told us "If Hank shows up, show him the door or fuck his world up big time."
MAN #1: He also complimented my suit, but that's beyond the point.
MAN #2: You mean our suits.
MAN #1: No, my suit.
MAN #2: We're wearing the same suit, you--
As the heavies continue their argument, Henry slowly walks back to his car, head hung low.
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Post by ISM Office on Feb 8, 2016 12:03:14 GMT
INTRODUCTION!
As the fantastic light show comes to an end, the house lights all shut off completely aside from a lone spotlight which begins in the ring, illuminating the Pollomania logo on the mat.
??: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! BOYS AND GIRLS!
The spotlight begins making its way up the ramp.
??: THE MOST AMAZING SHOW ON EARTH!
The light stops on a dark figure.
??: BUCKLE UP BEANTOWN! THIS IS ABOUT TO GET WEIRD!
The house lights come back on to reveal Pollomania's latest acquisition - Grezat the Great - standing with his arms stretched out, cackling away as the Pollomania music slowly dies out.
GREZAT THE GREAT: Welcome to Pollomania! We are here in Boston, Massachusetts and allow me to introduce myself - I am GREZAT THE GREAT!
He cackles again.
GREZAT THE GREAT: Speaking of great... I have a very special guest at this time. He is the current Pollomania Supremo Champion! El Tigre de Jengibre!
The boos drown out Grezat's announcement of El Tigre de Jengibre, but the champion walks out accompanied by Charlotte O'Neal and a group of suited up men.
GREZAT THE GREAT: My! My! My! You brought the whole family!
EL TIGRE DE JENGIBRE: First of all, you Barnum and Bailey reject - shut up. Secondly, you've been at this job for five minutes and already messed up big time. I am no longer El Tigre de Jengibre...
Pause for dramatic effect.
(NO LONGER) EL TIGRE DE JENGIBRE: That psychopath met his end back in December at the season finale. He's a distant memory that has been put behind me thanks to the help of one of the best psychiatrists in the world... Dr. Issac Holowitz! Thanks to him, the man that stands before you now has been transformed... I am Tiger Mask Red.
GREZAT THE GREAT: Hello Tiger Mask Red! Now can you tell me why these men are here? They look like my debt collectors! They're making me a tad nervous!
TIGER MASK RED: Open mic night, I guess. Grezat, these fine members of the Canadian Embassy have accompanied me out here for my personal protection from these Boston cream pies!
Plenty of boos for that one.
TIGER MASK RED: Boo it up, you stinking cupcakes. I am the longest reigning Supremo Champion in this company's history, and I proved two weeks ago in the rotten city of New York...
Cheers! He gets cheered for that!
TIGER MASK RED: ...that even the littlest Vanilla cupcake is no match for me.
Boos again.
TIGER MASK RED: AND I WASN'T EVEN CLEARED TO WRESTLE!
GREZAT THE GREAT: Well, Tiger, I asked you to be my first guest because we have some very pressing issues at hand. My long time, close personal friend Mandarin received some footage from the production truck of the night you just mentioned. Shall we take a look?
GREZAT THE GREAT: One man looked a little different coming out than he did going in!
TIGER MASK RED: This footage is obviously doctored! Pollomania employs a bunch of shitty art students to their production work, so they probably decided to put their own spin on things. How dare they call into question the integrity of Darnell Cane! A man who has become the best referee in his short tenure here!
GREZAT THE GREAT: So, Darnell Cane did not wear this two weeks ago?
Grezat holds up an El Vainillo mask.
GREZAT THE GREAT: Found in the dumpster behind the Pollo Hall?
TIGER MASK RED: Of course not! That's probably a kid size! Vainillo's aren't even adult sized! Darnell Cane is an innocent victim of circumstance here. I had no idea that the man who came out to face me was not the 'real' El Vainillo. Sure, he may have been taller and weighed a bit more, but maybe El Vainillo finally hit puberty over the holiday break! I could put that mask on and no one would be able to tell the difference. Why, I bet YOU could put the mask on and no one would be wiser.
O'Neal and Tiger have a good laugh about that. Grezat shakes his head.
TIGER MASK RED: But no, Grezat, I didn't know he was a phony. My Misfits and I are true Canadians and as such, we are very polite and despite the quick victory... I extended an invitation for El Vainillo to join us in our locker room - have some Timbits! It was only then and there that he revealed that he'd been sent out by the real El Vainillo! Sent out so that El Vainillo could try and scout out what would happen when he and I got in the ring one on one. Take notes because that IS what will happen, cupcake.
Boos.
TIGER MASK RED: When we all found out that both El Vainillo's were a fraud, I had Brutus Smith throw him out of the window into the garbage bin out back.
Grezat cackles.
GREZAT THE GREAT: Oh, but where does young Darnell Cane come into play in all of this?
TIGER MASK RED: Simple! Darnell Cane has been under investigation ever since his nervous reaction to Owl Man at the season finale. Owl Man doesn't shower and it's very unpleasant, I'd have run too if the cage wasn't stopping me. He simply told Owl Man he needed to shower before he could enter and the blob threatened to eat poor Darnell so he ran. Ever since then, Cane has been ridiculed by the likes of Smalltooth Jones and Popcorn Pollo so he asked us if he could share our locker room for the night because he did not feel welcome in HIS OWN LOCKER ROOM! In fact, he was the one who noticed that Vainillo was an imposter so Charlotte here was merely thanking him for alerting us to it.
The crowd pops huge as El Vainillo (quite obviously the real one this time) rushes out and nearly claws Tiger alive, but the suited Embassy agents grab him in time. Tiger and O'Neal both point and laugh as the number one contender is restrained by the suits.
TIGER MASK RED: You want the match for real this time?! No flunkies!?
Vainillo yells back, not picked up on mic over the crowds' roars!
TIGER MASK RED: Tough luck!
O'Neal hands Grezat a note.
TIGER MASK RED: That note says that I won't be cleared until 2/24 in Montreal!
GREZAT THE GREAT (reading note): "This is to alert Pollomania officials that my patient is to refrain from any action until February 24th in Montreal. Signed, Dr. N. Rivera"
Grezat hands the note off to a stage hand, who gives it to Mandarin. The crowd boos mercilessly as Tiger and O'Neal both laugh at the angry tecnico.
TIGER MASK RED: I'm going to listen to the doctors this time. You shouldn't have sent your phony out when I gave you the chance because now you'll just have to wait for Montreal. If you can get over the border!
More yelling.
TIGER MASK RED: You really should worry about Starship Insanity tonight and not me. Or maybe you should.
Tiger exaggerates a wink and exits stage left.
GREZAT THE GREAT: Well, Mandarin, if you'd like to take things, we're going to try and get things settled down here.
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Post by ISM Office on Feb 8, 2016 19:47:24 GMT
CORINTHIAN vs. URSALA AREANO!
DR. SCREAM: THIS OPENING CONTEST FOR BEANTOWN BROIL IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL WITH A TEN MINUTE TIME LIMIT!
"A Small Victory" by Faith No More blares throughout the arena.
DR. SCREAM: FIRST! FROM LONDON, ENGLAND… CORINTHIAN~!
The lights flicker and thick smoke fills the stage. When the vocals to “A Small Victory” begin, the giant egg opens and Corinthian emerges to a mixed reaction from the audience. With a nonchalant shrug, he strolls down the entrance ramp, climbs into the ring and waits patiently in one corner as his music fades out.
DR. SCREAM: SECOND! WEIGHING ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY POUNDS! FROM BUENOS AIRES, ARGENTINA… URSULA AREANO~!
“Weight of the World” is heard on the sound system and Ursala Areano comes out of the egg. When she gets to the ramp, shower fireworks rain down on her. She walks the ramp with her hips moving back and forth and she is swinging her arms. She gets on the apron and enters the ring between the ropes. After that she walks over to the ropes on the right side and stands on the first rope. She then bends over and looks at the fans with a smile on her face. She then gets off the ropes and walks to one side of the ring and waits for the officials to start the match.
DR. SCREAM: YOUR REFEREE IS POPCORN POLLO~!
Ursula extends her hand and Corinthian cautiously shakes it. The referee calls for the bell and we’re on our way. Ursula and Corinthian meet in the middle of the ring and hook up in collar-and-elbow lock up. Corinthian uses his weight advantage to back his opponent up into the corner. He considers the backhand chop but thinks better of it, backs out of the corner and beckons Ursula. She meets him back in the middle of the ring once more and the pair hook up once more in the collar-and-elbow, Ursula spins under and twists Corinthian’s arm. Once more he backs her into the corner and she breaks the hold. He looks to give her a chop but once more seems less than willing to “hit a woman”. Obviously frustrated Ursula shoves him and screams in his face. Without any further hesitation Corinthian chops her across the chest and she nearly drops in the corner from the impact. Corinthian grabs her by the arm and Irish whips her across the ring into the opposite turnbuckle. He rushes in but is met with two feet in the face. Ursula comes out of the corner with a flying forearm, knocking her opponent to the mat. She bounces off the ropes and delivers another flying forearm, once again taking her opponent down. Ursula goes for a third forearm but Corinthian drops to the mat and she crashes to the mat on the other side and rolls out of the ring. Corinthian looks to the crowd for a moment before bouncing off the ropes as Ursula rises to her feet and connects with the suicide dive. He rolls her back into the ring and goes for the cover.
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2-KICKOUT!
Corinthian doesn’t waste any time mounting his opponent and raining down punches on her, which draws some boos from the crowd.
MANDARIN: She wanted equality! She is getting it!
He pulls her to her feet and pushes her into the corner. He strikes her with a European uppercut, which absolutely rocks her. He strikes her with a second before snapmaring her out of the corner and delivering a jumping knee. Corinthian pulls her back to her feet and brings her into the middle of the ring. He gets behind her and wraps his arms around her waist. Ursula has the wherewithal to realize he’s going for a German suplex and tries to back elbow him in the face. Unmercifully Corinthian grabs her by the hair and give her a European uppercut to the back of the head and immediately follows up with the German suplex for the pinfall attempt.
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3-KICKOUT!
The fans cheer as she kicks out and rally behind her. Fustrated, Corinthian pulls her to her feet and signals he’s going for the brainbuster. He tries to lift her up but she fights it and manages to counter with a belly-to-belly suplex.
MANDARIN: OH MY!
Ursula drapes an arm across her opponent, looking for the pin.
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2-KICKOUT!
Corinthian rolls out from beneath her arm and gets to his feet before she does. He delivers a European uppercut, then bounces off the ropes, looking to connect with the Yakuza kick. Ursula ducks underneath the blow and bounces off the ropes herself. She jumps up and connects with a headscissors takedown. As Cornithian gets back up to his feet, she kicks him in the gut and gives him a jumping neckbreaker. She goes for the pinfall.
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3-KICKOUT!
Not wasting anytime, Ursula mounts his chest and rains down with punches of her own, a receipt from earlier in the match. She pulls her opponent to his feet and Irish whips him into the corner, following him in with the Argentina Train! She follows up with the tornado DDT to the delight of the crowd. She considers going for the cover but instead climbs to the top rope and plays to the crowd. She leaps in the air and goes for the Shooting Star legdrop!
MANDARIN: Here comes Death from Ab---NO!
At the last possible moment, Corinthian rolls out of the way and Ursula crashes to the mat. He waits patiently for her to get to her feet and makes her eat a huge Yakuza kick. Not wasting anymore time, he picks her back up and lifts her up onto his shoulder before driving her headfirst into the mat with the Magnum Opus. He goes for the cover.
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3!
Corinthian scores the fall and rolls off of her. He gets his hand raised by Popcorn Pollo and then gets up to his feet while Areano slowly rolls onto her stomach. Corinthian walks over to her and Popcorn Pollo tries to intervene but he assures Pollo that he's not intending any harm and helps her to her feet. He extends his hand and despite being banged up, Areano accepts it and Corinthian raises her hand before exiting the ring.
MANDARIN: A good show of sportsmanship! A good show indeed! If these two are any indication, Pollomania is going to become very interesting in the weeks to come with the new blood!
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Post by ISM Office on Feb 8, 2016 19:48:01 GMT
BACKSTAGE!
We cut backstage to Daniel Cohen, a chubby dork with thick-rimmed glasses and a neck beard. He is wearing a t-shirt emblazoned with the garish purple logo of Wrestlingreport.net, a popular online forum for hardcore fans of the sport.
Cohen: Hey fans, I'm Daniel Cohen from Wrestlingreport.net and I've managed to get backstage at Beantown Broil! I've always been a big fan of Pollomania so shout out to Mandarin for exclusive access to what should be a truly stellar event here in Boston.
He flashes a goofy smile and thumbs up.
Cohen: Now you may have seen my recent article on Corinthian. If not, you better check that out on Wrestlingreport.net, but I mentioned we have some burning questions for the mysterious nomad and he should be coming down this corridor any second now...
Right on cue, Corinthian walks gingerly into sight, a little breathless following his debut match against Ursula. Dan advances with gusto.
Cohen: Hey Corinthian, It's Daniel Cohen from Wrestlingreport.net - I got a couple questions for ya.
Corinthian: Fire away.
Cohen: What can you tell us about Alicia Brooks?
Corinthian's face instantly drops, brow furrowed in dismay. At the same time, a wisp of smoke curls through the air behind Daniel.
Corinthian: Huh?
Cohen: I understand you two were once married?
Corinthian: Look, I thought this was about the match.
Cohen: We'll come to that but first -
Corinthian: What did you say your name was?
Cohen: I'm Daniel Cohen from Wrestling -
Corinthian: Respect my privacy, Daniel. I won't tell you a second time.
With an icy glare, Corinthian knocks past him and storms off down the corridor. An exasperated Daniel turns back to his cameraman and shrugs his shoulders as we cut back to ringside.
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Post by ISM Office on Feb 9, 2016 7:35:29 GMT
EL PROSCRITO vs. TEZCACOATL!
DR. SCREAM: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL WITH A FIFTEEN MINUTE TIME LIMIT!
"Falling Behind" hits and the lights go out.
DR. SCREAM: FIRST! FROM YUCATAN, MEXICO! TEZCACOATL!
Smoke begins pouring out of the entrance egg and fills the stage area... Tezcacoatl emerges with a cape over his shoulders, a staff in his right hand and a snake for a necklace. He looks around and smiles before erratically making his way down the ramp to the ring. Upon reaching ringside, Tez raises his staff and the lights come back on.
DR. SCREAM: SECOND! FROM EL PASO, TEXAS! EL PROSCRITO!
The venue goes dark as the Drive-By Truckers begin playing. The giant egg on the entrance cracks open at around the 40 second mark as the song gets heavier and El Proscrito walks out on the ramp, as a spotlight shines on him and follows him to the ring as the only light in the arena at the moment. Once El Proscrito is in the ring, the lights in the arena go back up as the crowd cheers. El Proscrito stands in the center of the ring, pointing his right hand like a gun to the sky.
DR. SCREAM: YOUR REFEREE FOR THIS BOUT IS SMALLTOOTH JONES!
MANDARIN: This is a rematch of sorts from our season premiere. If you recall, Tezcacoatl more or less stole a win right out from underneath El Proscrito's nose and sent Raisin Branielson packing. Proscrito wants some revenge!
Proscrito has his back turned to the ring as the bell sounds, fixing up his gear and Tezcacoatl takes this chance to turn and loosen up on the ropes. Proscrito sees this and charges after him, but Tez ducks aside! Proscrito is angry, but his bull in a China shop approach isn't quite working out as he keeps charging and Tezcacoatl keeps side stepping the attack. Proscrito acknowledges this and locks up with Tezcacoatl, who quickly goes behind and rolls him up!
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3-ALMOST!
Way too close for comfort and Proscrito's mannerisms say it all! Proscrito ties up with him again and gains the upper hand with an arm wringer then drops an elbow across the arm a few times. Tezcacoatl gets angered by this and flips the switch on his opponent, applying an arm wringer of his own and then looking like he might pull off a casita but instead hops over an arm drags Proscrito across the ring! He keeps a hold of the arm wringer and turns it into a hammerlock and forces Proscrito into the ropes. He switches to a waistlock and tries for an O'Connor roll but Proscrito kicks out before the pin can even be counted! They get back up and lock-up again, Proscrito grabs his wrist and tries to spear him but Tez side steps and arm drags Proscrito again!
MANDARIN: Oh my! El Proscrito is pissed!
Proscrito gets pulled to his feet still in the arm lock, but he backs Tez into the ropes and shoots him off into the opposite set. Upon the return, Tezcacoatl goes right up and right back down with a military press slam! He covers!
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KICKOUT!
Proscrito grabs Tezcacoatl by the mask and slams his hand against his chest with a sickening sounding chop! He yanks him to his feet and tries to fire off another one but Tezcacoatl catches him by surprise with another roll up!
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2-KICKOUT!
Proscrito is up quickly and stomps the back of Tez's head before yanking him up, shooting him off the ropes. Tezcacoatl comes running back and gets turned inside out by a Yakuza kick! He gets pulled up to his feet and scooped onto the Saint of Killer's shoulders and rammed into the turnbuckle! Proscrito holds onto him and turns around... OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE! Proscrito contemplates pinning him, but decides to scrape him off the mat again and whip him into the ropes once more. Proscrito launches forth a lariat, but Tezcacoatl ducks it! He rebounds! SLING BLADE! Proscrito slams his hands on the mat in frustration and gets up, he catches a Tezcacoatl kick attempt and kicks him in the gut himself! He applies a double underhook! Tezcacoatl body drops him over with a cutback cradle!
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3!
MANDARIN: OH MY DARAMMU! He did it again!
Tezcacoatl rolls out of the ring quickly as Proscrito is up and kicks the ropes! He goes after Tez, grabbing his staff when he can't get to him. Proscrito takes the staff and smashes it over his knee as Tezcacoatl raises his arms in victory on the ramp.
MANDARIN: I can understand frustration, but this seems a tad out of character for El Proscrito! I think Tezcacoatl has really gotten into his head!
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Post by ISM Office on Feb 9, 2016 7:46:43 GMT
IN JUST TWO WEEKS! POLLOMANIA INVADES CANADA! TIGER MASK RED DEFENDS HIS SUPREMO CHAMPIONSHIP AGAINST EL VAINILLO! TWO POLLOMANIA TAG GRAND PRIX MATCHES! THE RETURN OF STUNTMAN DAN! AND A DEBUT!?
YES!
2-24-2016
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Post by ISM Office on Feb 9, 2016 7:48:41 GMT
JOHNNY ROUSSEAU vs. D.C. WILAND!
DR. SCREAM: THIS CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL WITH A FIFTEEN MINUTE TIME LIMIT!
The arena lights dim as the opening distorted guitar-riff for "Sheepdog" by Mando Diao plays across the venue's speakers. Green-cloured light from spotlights shine on the top of the ramp, illuminating it briefly before flickering as Johnny Rousseau steps out from behind the curtain with both hands raised; flashing a double-horns gesture to the fans as the green spotlights disappear, to be replaced by large white spotlight focused on him.
DR. SCREAM: FIRST! FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION! JOHNNY ROUSSEAU!
After a brief moment of surveying the Pollo Hall's audience from the top of the ramp, the wrestler from an alternate universe walks down the ramp, slapping hands and bumping fists with some of the front row fans before breaking into a run at the halfway mark. Using the momentum, he leaps cleanly over the top rope in a display of sheer athletic ability, landing in a knee-slide across the apron while strumming an air-guitar with his hands.
Inside the run, Johnny leaps to his feet and climbs up the nearest turnbuckle as his entrance music hits the chorus and screams at the fans to sing-a-long with him:
"DON'T KNOW WHY I CAN'T LOCATE THIS FEELING, THAT I WOULD RATHER BE WITH YOU!! IT MAKES NO SENSE, YOU'RE CRYING OUT LOUD, THAT I MAY LOVE YOU!!!"
"THIS STRESS IS WAASTING MY EMOTIONS THAT I WOULD RATHER BE WITH YOU!! DON'T LET THEM CLOSER TO THIS SECRET… THAT I MAY LOVE YOU!!"
Johnny then proceeds flashes the double-horns gesture once more to the audience and leaps down from the turnbuckle, as "Sheepdog" fades and the arena lights brighten.
DR. SCREAM: SECOND! FROM SANTA MONICA! D.C. WILAND!
As we hear the slow intro of "Almost Famous", the entrance egg cracks open and a cloud of steam comes out of it. The sign "DEEZY TAUGHT ME" appears on both entrance screens as the chorus drops.
"Young with too much cash, watch how I came up fast They say I'm next to get it, they bring your name up last And while I made it splash, rappers came and passed But still I ask myself: HOW LONG DOES FAMOUS LAST?"
The beats gets heavy with the final line of the chorus and D.C. Wiland storms through the steam onto the entrance ramp as the crowd boos in unison. Vaughn Ronie, Jr. walks out behind him as Wiland smiles wide as he points at his tanktop saying "Entragar Sus Putas" before walking to the ring. Once reaching the apron, he slingshots himself into the ring and immediately climbs to the closest turnbuckle. He takes his tanktop off and signals he will be throwing it to the crowd, but instead he just drops it on the ground before dropping down from the buckles. He sits in the corner, waiting for the beginning of the match as his music dies out. VRJ takes his place at ringside.
DR. SCREAM: YOUR REFEREE IS DARNELL CANE!
MANDARIN: This should be an intriguing contest! Both men utilize a variation of the Crossface, so it will be interesting to see if both Rousseau and Wiland resort to alternate means of winning the match or if the bizarre human quality of pride will show itself and they will attempt to outdo the other with their own move!
Darnell Cane signals for the bell and Wiland finishes arguing with a fan and immediately engages in a collar and elbow tie up with the alternate universe Mr. Crazy. Wiland applies a snug side headlock and almost judo tosses Rousseau into a take over to the mat, but as he tries to wrench it in - Rousseau rolls his hips and pins Wiland's shoulders to the mat for a quick one count. Wiland keeps the hold applied and fights back to a vertical base only to slam the Hero of Ryoguku back down to the mat again. Again, Rousseau rolls him over. Frustrated, Wiland gets back to his feet again and attempts to wrench the side headlock in some more, but Rousseau has other ideas and slips his hand inside the grip and turns it into a standing top wrist lock. Wiland quickly counters it into a hammerlock, but Rousseau is able to turn the hammerlock around on him. As quick as he was able to do that, Wiland trips him up with a drop toe hold and floats over for a front facelock. Rousseau spins out of it immediately and slaps on a grounded hammerlock. The alternate universe Mr. Crazy puts his free hand on the back of Wiland's neck and drops a knee into the hammerlocked arm. Wiland yelps in pain and Rousseau changes positions in an attempt to wrench it in some more, giving Wiland an opportunity to battle up to a seated position and reach back, grabbing the back of Rousseau's neck. He springs himself to a vertical base using his feet and attempts to snapmare himself out of it, but Sr. Loco has other ideas instead. Wiland opts to spin out instead, turning the hammerlock into an arm wringer... then somersaults forward to break free and quickly taking Rousseau down to the mat with an ankle pick.
MANDARIN: Excellent takedown! D.C. Wiland transitions it right into a single leg crab, but Johnny Rousseau wisely has his right knee up to prevent the full effect of the hold.
Rousseau slowly slinks his way backwards to try and wiggle his way out of the hold. He doesn't quite escape, but he gets himself onto his back with Wiland still holding his leg. Rousseau grabs his head and rolls him into a small package! It draws a one count! Both men spring to their feet and Wiland slaps on a side headlock! Rousseau escapes the hold by pushing Wiland off and into the ropes. On the return, Wiland drops Rousseau with a shoulderblock and hits the ropes again! Rousseau leaps up and nails an impressive standing dropkick. Wiland goes down, but gets right back up... HURACANRANA~! Rousseau presses the attack, grabbing Wiland in a front facelock and yanking him to his feet. The Hero from Ryogoku snaps off a suplex and floats over for a cover...
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NO!
Vaughn Ronie, Jr. grabs his client's leg and helps him roll out of the ring. Wiland takes a walk around the ringside area while Darnell Cane does his best to restrain Rousseau, not allowing him to attack Deezy Wiland as he climbs back up into the ring. JR backs off and lets Deezy get in the ring and the two men lock up once again. From the neutral position, JR applies a side headlock but Wiland immediately backs him into the ropes and shoots him off into the ropes across. Rousseau drops him with a shoulderblock, hits the opposite ropes, hops over Wiland's downed body and hits the ropes once more. Wiland gets up, elbows Rousseau seemingly in the midsection but low enough that it's up for debate. Rousseau's momentum causes him to run a few more steps before falling to his knees clutching his abdomen in pain. Wiland grabs Rousseau and throws him out to the floor! Vaughn Ronie, Jr. gets in his face, mocking him while he's down! Rousseau slowly gets up to his knees and then grabs Ronie! He begs for mercy! Rousseau threatens to punch him but is the victim of a suicide dive from D.C. Wiland before he can do so!
MANDARIN: Rousseau stayed in the ring when Wiland exited, but yet here we have Wiland tossing Rousseau out - getting Ronie, Jr. involved and then using the distraction to hit a high risk move. That is smart!
Wiland rolls Rousseau into the ring and climbs in behind him. With a hand full of hair, he pulls the alternate universe Mr. Crazy up and backs him into the corner. He then proceeds to Irish whip him out into the opposite corner and runs in with a Superman punch! Stunned, Rousseau stumbles out and Wiland grabs him... ROLL THROUGH FISHERMAN'S SUPLEX! Wiland finishes with a beautiful looking bridge and holds!
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3! NO! ONLY TWO!
Rousseau kicks out but is slow to get up. Wiland retreats to the corner and bides his time, catching his breath as he watches Rousseau struggle to get up. Once he's reached his knees, Wiland walks over and knees JR in the gut and puts him in the corner. He grabs his wrist and Irish whips him... but it gets countered! Wiland hits the corner sternum first! He staggers back... GERMAN SUPLEX! Rousseau attempts a bridge, but doesn't half the strength to hold it and instead drags his body onto Wiland's for a cover!
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2-KICKOUT!
Rousseau gets up to his knees and then grabs Wiland, pulling him up with him as he gets to his feet. SMALL PACKAGE FROM WILAND~!
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2-NO!
Wiland tries to scurry away but Rousseau grabs him by the tights and pulls him into a rear waistlock. They tussle for the upper hand momentarily, but Rousseau runs Wiland into the corner sternum first and then uses the momentum to roll him backwards... O'CONNOR ROLL!
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2-NO! Rousseau grabs Wiland's waist and picks him up wheelbarrow style, hoists him up and chucks him forward. Wiland lands on his feet and gets swung around - KNEE TO THE GUT! Rousseau follows it up with a crossface! THE STRAIGHTJACKET is applied! Wiland wisely has his right elbow underneath him and uses that to roll onto his side, bringing Rousseau into a pinning predicament with the hold still applied!
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...ROUSSEAU LETS GO!
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...BUT RONIE GRABS ROUSSEAU'S LEG SO HE CAN'T ROLL FREE! CANE CAN'T SEE THIS!
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MANDARIN: Oh my! D.C. Wiland doing as I surmised one of them might - countering the Crossface hold - and securing a pinning predicament. Darnell Cane was not in position to see the interference, as he was correctly watching the shoulders!
Rousseau tries to hammer some blows on Wiland following the bell, but VRJ grabs his client and pulls him out of the ring and the two get out of dodge before the alternate universe Mr. Crazy can go crazy on them.
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Post by ISM Office on Feb 9, 2016 7:49:44 GMT
CANADIAN EMBASSY MISFITS vs. TEAM HERO!
DR. SCREAM: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULE FOR ONE FALL WITH A FIFTEEN MINUTE LIMIT AND IS PART OF THE POLLOMANIA TAG GRAND PRIX!
MANDARIN: There have been some rumors swirling all day lon--
"O'Canada" by Daylight for Deadeyes hits.
DR. SCREAM: FIRST! FROM THE CANADIAN EMBASSY IN MEXICO! BRUTUS SMITH! HOLLY GUACAMOLE! THE CANADIAN EMBASSY MISFITS!
Charlotte O'Neal leads the way out of the former Scramble Champion (the giant entrance egg) with Brutus Smith carrying Holly Guacamole on his shoulders. She waves her hockey stick Canadian flag back and forth as they march down the ramp and get to the ring. He lifts her down and Holly bounces on the top rope before hopping into the ring.
MANDARIN: As I was saying, there have been rumors sw--
Mandarin is again interrupted by the venue going dark and the Pollovision screens lighting up. AIPollo's disembodied voice comes across the PA system.
AIPOLLO: Unfortunately it seems that team HERO had some trouble making it to the arena tonight. In normal round robin circumstances, this would mean a forfeit victory for the team already in the ring but I floated the idea of a wildcard team at the beginning of this thing and I'm determined to see it in action. So, Grezat... bring out the wildcard team. Remember! If this wildcard team wins, they take the place of the team they are replacing and any points they have amassed. In this case, it is none but it might not always be!
The lights come back on and Grezat is standing by the egg, it cracks open and reveals...
MANDARIN: Testing to see if I get inter... upted... again? Anyone? Okay, good! Thing One and Two!? We could not find a more reputable team?
Grezat cackles as they walk up to him.
GREZAT THE GREAT: Nice to meet you two! It looks like you can get some revenge on some old friends tonight!
THING ONE: Yes! I would like to thank the Amb--
Two elbows him in the side.
THING TWO: Shut up.
THING ONE: Ahem! I would like to thank AIPOLLO! Yeah, that's right! AIPOLLO for this opportunity! Let's go.
GREZAT THE GREAT: Good luck!
Thing One and Two rush down to the ring and immediately jump in.
DR. SCREAM: SECOND! FROM! Oh why bother!
Brutus Smith big boots Two right back out of the ring and One gets goozled by him. Holly bounces off the ropes and HOLY GUACAMOLE~! The Shining Wizard connects and Guacamole covers One very quickly.
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MANDARIN: You could have counted to a million. This one smells fishy.
Holly jumps for joy, leaping into Brutus' arms as Charlotte O'Neal gets into the ring to join her team, pushing Thing One out of the ring with her foot.
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Post by ISM Office on Feb 9, 2016 7:49:59 GMT
MASKED JUSTICE vs. STARSHIP INSANITY!
DR. SCREAM: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS YOUR MAIN EVENT! SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL WITH A FIFTEEN MINUTE TIME LIMIT!
The house lights dim as the synthed-voice intro of ‘Intergalactic’ by the Beastie Boys begins to play across the venue’s sound system.
DR. SCREAM:FIRST! THEY ARE A COMBINED WEIGHT OF FOUR HUNDRED FORTY NINE POUNDS! ZARGNAX! MR. CRAZY! STARSHIP INSANITY!
The audience are treated to the spectacle of Zargnax descending onto the ramp via rocket-thrusters attached to the boots of his Exo-Suit. Mr. Crazy can be seen holding on to the back of it, one arm wrapped around Zargnax, while the other flashing the horns gesture as Starship Insanity makes its descent. In a display of sheer athetic prowess, Mr. Crazy leaps off Zargnax’s back and lands a backflip on top of the ramp. The Intergalactic Conqueror lands himself on top of the ramp and wastes no time in walking down the ramp, taunting front-row fans with his raygun as he makes his way to the ring. Mr. Crazy walks abreast with his alien tag-team partner, flashing middle fingers and hurling verbal abuse at fans and hecklers alike. As the duo approach the ring, Mr. Crazy breaks into a run and leaps cleanly over the top rope, landing in a knee-slide across the canvass while playing mock air-guitar with his hands. Zargnax shortly joins him in the ring by stepping over the top rope. Both wrestlers raise their hands in the air, as the arena lights brighten and the entrance music fades into "Ole" by the Bouncing Souls!
DR. SCREAM: SECOND! THEY ARE A COMBINED WEIGHT OF ONE HUNDRED FIFTY TWO POUNDS PLUS FAT! EL VAINILLO! OWL MAN! MASKED JUSTICE!
El Vainillo bursts out of the egg with Owl Man struggling to keep up behind him! The fun-loving tecnico starts a clap-along chant to the beat of the song, encourging the crowd to join along with him and even Owl Man begins doing it until he tires about ten seconds into it. El Vainillo bursts down the ramp and Owl Man straggles behind.
DR. SCREAM: YOUR REFEREE IS SMALLTOOTH JONES!
El Vainillo waits... and waits... and waits for Owl Man to get to the ring and when he finally does, they talk about who is starting. Mr. Crazy pats Zargnax on the chest and tells him to head to the apron just as Masked Justice decides that Owl Man will start.
MANDARIN: Here we go! The first encounter between these four men since the season finale!
Owl Man and Mr. Crazy lock up upon the sound of the bell and Crazy backs Owl Man into the ropes. Jones calls for a clean break and Crazy backs up, but then tries to rake the eyes only for Owl Man to do a standing switch and hip toss Mr. Crazy into the centre of the ring! Crazy gets back up and goes right back down with a second hip toss. Crazy tells Jones that Owl Man was pulling on his trunks which Owl Man denies and the fans back him up on it! Crazy and Owl tie-up again and again Crazy backs Owl Man up, this time into the corner turnbuckles... Smalltooth Jones tells Crazy to break it up and Crazy doesn't even try backing up this time - he just wallops Owl Man in the face! He tries to back up, but Owl Man is holding onto him... he tries again, still holding on. A third time results in another standing switch and a third hip toss! Crazy gets up and gets scoop slammed back down! Owl Man tags in El Vainillo and the duo yank Crazy up to his feet, back him into the ropes and Irish whip him into the opposite set! Owl Man nails a Samoan drop and El Vainillo follows it up with a standng shooting star press! He springs right up and rushes Zargnax, who is attempting to jump into the ring - clobbering him and sending him down to the floor. Crazy crawls across the ring and pulls himself up in the corner looking to tag out, but Zargnax isn't there. Zargnax gets off the floor angered, and instructs Crazy to hop out and an automatic tag is made when he does.
MANDARIN: First time viewers of Pollomania - that is an automatic tag. Whenever the legal man hits the floor whether by his own accord or not then an automatic tag is made to his partner.
El Vainillo greets Zargnax with a monkey flip that sends him back into Masked Justice territory. Owl Man tags back in and tangles up with Zargnax. Owl Man backs him into the corner and adheres to the call for a clean break, but Zargnax uses his good nature to grab him and throw him into the corner! Zoglorpian Chop! It looks eerily similar to a Mongolian chop, but it's out of this world! Two! Three! Zargnax lets Owl Man stumble out of the corner and applies a front facelock. He tries to hoist him up for a suplex, but Owl Man grabs him in a front waistlock - BEARHUG! Zargnax is forced to release the front facelock and endure the bearhug... BELLY TO BELLY! Owl Man covers!
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2-Crazy reaches over and grabs the mask to break up the pin.
MANDARIN:Not technically a save, so it does not count against them! Wise move!
Owl Man gets up and smacks Crazy off the apron before applying a side headlock on Zargnax and rushing him back to the tecnico corner. Owl Man backs into his own corner allowing El Vainillo to tag himself in. Zargnax misses this and tries to wind up to punch Owl Man, but Vainillo catches it and spins him around... HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN! Zargnax's momentum carries him over to the rudo corner and Crazy asks him if he wants to tag out and Zargnax shakes his head. Crazy grabs him and whispers something in his ear... Zargnax nods and gets up, deliberately taking his time. El Vainillo gets a little impatient and rushes him and the two tie-up. Zargnax does a go-behind and applies a rear waistlock, he uses his size to lead El Vainillo straight into a Mr. Crazy right hand and the Scramble Champion tags himself into the match. Crazy tries to pounce on him, but El Vainillo fires up with ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! punches! He backs Crazy into the corner and Irish whips him into the opposite! Crazy hits hard and comes stumbling out, El Vainillo leaps up for another headscissors takedown but Zargnax runs across the apron and grabs Vainillo's head, bringing him throat first down across the top rope. Smalltooth Jones tells Starship Insanity that they've lost one of their saves!
MANDARIN:I would say they care, but they probably do not! They just got a much needed change in momentum against the far more experienced member of the opposing team. They know what they are doing!
El Vainillo hits the mat and Mr. Crazy shakes his head out before walking over and pulling Vainillo to his feet. He twirls Vainillo around, rear waistlock and hoists him up high... backdrop suplex! Crazy pulls him right back up and snaps off a suplex. He looks like he wants to dish out more, but backs up and tags in Zargnax to keep the legal man fresh. Zargnax gets in and watches Vainillo attempt to get to his feet - pulling him when he's not fast enough for his liking. Zargnax unleashes his side backbreaker - dropping Vainillo's back hard across his knee and covers, hooking the leg!
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KICKOUT!
Owl Man begins an "OLE!" chant that tries to rally the fans behind his partner, so Zargnax responds by pulling Vainillo up, dragging him over to Owl Man... then slaps Owl Man in the face! Zargnax scurries off with Vainillo as Owl Man tries to give chase and gets stopped by Smalltooth Jones. Vainillo gets thrown into the enemy corner and Zargnax tags in Crazy, the duo begin taking turns unloading chops on Vainillo while the one not chopping continues agitating Owl Man with taunts! Owl Man realizes the only way to stop this is to go back to the apron so he does. Crazy grabs El Vainillo out from the corner and gives the Spin-O-Matic corkscrew neckbreaker! He covers!
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KICKOUT!
MANDARIN:I must give credit where it is due and I will - Zargnax and Crazy are looking like an incredibly well oiled machine out there.
Crazy pulls Vainillo back into Starship Insanity's corner again and tags in Zargnax. Zargnax whips him off the ropes... goes behind, full nelson... lifts... SLAMS! Completing the Cryoskeletal Infrasplicing! A quick cover earns another two count and Zargnax tags Crazy right back in. Crazy props Vainillo up against the ropes and does a few cool martial arts moves before punching Vainillo in the chest with the Heart Stopper! Vainillo teeters through the ropes, but Crazy wisely catches him knowing that it would be an automatic tag and making all this work for naught. He throws Vainillo into the middle of the ring and stalks him from behind. He calls out to him, Vainillo turns to him on one knee and eats a spinning back kick to the midsection! Vainillo stumbles to his feet and falls into a neutral corner. Crazy charges in... EATS A BIG BOOT! Crazy stumbles away from Vainillo, who tries to pounce on Crazy before he can roll out of the ring, but is unable to do so. He realizes far too late that a Zargnax double axe handle is coming down on him. Vainillo falls throat first over the second rope and Zargnax proceeds to use his arm cannon to press Vainillo's throat into the rope some more while jaw jacking with Owl Man even more!
MANDARIN:Starship Insanity came in with a smart plan - Owl Man is the least experienced of the two opponents so isolating El Vainillo like this benefits them the longer this match goes on. They are doing their best to keep him agitated on the apron, giving themselves more and more time to inflict punishment on Vainillo.
Crazy pulls Vainillo up and whips him off the ropes. He doubles over looking for a back body drop, but El Vainillo soars over him looking to bring him down for a sunset flip. Zargnax pretends he's going to jump in, drawing the ire of Owl Man who leaps in. Smalltooth Jones once again intercepts him and informs him his save is gone! Zargnax smacks El Vainillo with a Zoglorpian chop as soon as he gets Crazy over for the cover! Zargnax grabs Crazy and rolls him out of the ring, tagging himself in and then pulls Vainillo up. He tries to hoist him up for a suplex, but El Vainillo knees Zargnax in the head! Zargnax drops him in the corner and doubles over... El Vainillo strikes with the Vanilla Scoop! (Front flip DDT) but is too worn down to capitalize on what is sure to be a victory! Both men are down! Jones' count reaches four before either one of them begins to stir. El Vainillo is up to his knees first, but Crazy is getting back on the apron. He sees what's going on and tries to jump in to stop it but EL VAINILLO HAS MADE THE TAG!
MANDARIN:Here comes an angry fat man!
Crazy eats a punch to the head! He follows it up with a second! Zargnax gets pulled to his feet and Owl Man tries to Irish whip him, but the Intergalactic Conqueror reverses it and sends Owl Man into the ropes... he comes back with a HUGE CROSSBODY BLOCK! He stays on for the cover!
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NO! CRAZY SAVED HIM JUST IN TIME!
MANDARIN: That's all the saves for Starship Insanity.
El Vainillo gets back in and immediately begins attacking Mr. Crazy. Owl Man and Zargnax spill out to the floor and C.O.M.P.U.T.E.R. pops out from underneath the ring and fully extends himself up as Owl Man pounds away on Zargnax. He begins playing the old familiar ice cream tune and Owl stops, looking around to see where it's coming from. Inside the ring, Crazy gets tossed into the corner and El Vainillo tries monkey flipping him out of it. Crazy lands on his feet and tries to meet Vainillo with a superkick, but Vainillo dodges it and delivers a Vanilla superkick of his own! He applies a cravate and tries to backflip, but in an impressive display of athletiscism Crazy rolls right through with it and the Vanilla Swirl is turned into the Sweet Oblivion! Crazy leaps up but this time, El Vainillo rolls through just as Zargnax slams Owl Man's head into the ring post! El Vainillo has a roll up!
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ZARGNAX TRIES DIVING IN DESPITE BEING OUT OF SAVES!
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MANDARIN: Masked Justice wins!
Zargnax goes after El Vainillo, but he gets right out of dodge and goes to collect Owl Man on the floor. We see Owl Man has been busted open by Zargnax and COMPUTER has disappeared back under the ring once more. Owl Man grimaces in pain, but smiles and raises his arms when El Vainillo tells him they've won. Zargnax exits the ring, grabbing his ray gun as El Vainillo tries his damndest to scoop up Owl Man (no easy task) and get him away from what might happen. Zargnax tries making his way around the ring but suddenly stops! He begins yelling! He falls to the ground and calls for Mr. Crazy who rolls out of the ring, grabs an arm and pulls while Zargnax shoots underneath the ring a couple of times! Whatever it was lets him go and Zargnax gets pulled to safety. Starship Insanity argues about who's going to look underneath and ultimately decide they're quite content not knowing. El Vainillo and Owl Man are long gone at this point.
MANDARIN; I sure as squid piss am not going to check it out!
We end Beantown Broil in a mystery, but thankfully not a missing person's mystery!
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Post by ISM Office on Feb 10, 2016 22:22:38 GMT
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