Post by ISM Office on Dec 21, 2015 11:51:29 GMT
WRESTLER OF THE YEAR
EL TIGRE DE JENGIBRE!
EVENT OF THE YEAR
SO IT'S COME TO THIS - DECEMBER 9th, 2015
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MATCH OF THE YEAR
THE POLLO PLAYHOUSE - MISFITS vs. EVERYDAY HEROES
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RISING STAR AWARD
EL VAINILLO & MR. CRAZY
SHOCKER OF THE YEAR
SUPER POLLO RETURNS TO GRAVY EL TIGRE DE JENGIBRE ALIVE!
SEGMENT OF THE YEAR
EL HIJO DE POLLO'S PLANE RIDE FROM HELL
IN FIVE…
FOUR…
THREE…
TWO…
THIS IS:
EL TIGRE DE JENGIBRE!
Undeniably. El Tigre de Jengibre accomplished more in five months of Pollomania than most wrestlers do in a full calendar year. Tiger Mask Red made an immediate impact upon entering Pollomania, betraying his partner in a tag team match and almost setting fire to Woody, Grin's inanimate wooden friend. September would be his breakout month as fireballed Nirvana, won the Scramble Championship in the second Chicken Scramble (earning himself a number one contender contract in the process), and also won the Three Cup Chicken trios tournament alongside Brutus Smith & Holly Guacamole before fireballing the then-president of Pollomania, Super Pollo. He would use his number one contender contract in October and made short work of Zookeeper Willie to become the Supremo Champion and the only wrestler thus far to hold two championships simultaneously. He was forced to vacate the Scramble Championship as a result of winning the Supremo Championship and was immediately handed his first loss - being Gravied Alive by the trio of Super Pollo, Grin and Woody. The rest of the year would not be so kind to him either as El Vainillo handed him his first pinfall loss on November 18th, but Tigre and his Misfits gave Grin a career ending concussion following the bout. His assembled team of rudos would then fall to the Everyday Heroes led by El Vainillo inside the Pollo Playhouse due to a malfunctioning Zargnax arm cannon that inadvertently fireballed El Tigre - ending the year with a bit of comeuppance. El Tigre wins wrestler of the year because of his unmatched accomplishments in Pollomania. 2016 holds his first defense of the Supremo Championship... February 24th vs. El Vainillo.
EVENT OF THE YEAR
SO IT'S COME TO THIS - DECEMBER 9th, 2015
CLICK HERE TO VIEW EVENT!
MATCH OF THE YEAR
THE POLLO PLAYHOUSE - MISFITS vs. EVERYDAY HEROES
CLICK HERE TO SEE THE MATCH!
RISING STAR AWARD
EL VAINILLO & MR. CRAZY
A split vote! Our viewers thought both men had equally spectacular years as newcomers and that's a hard fact to argue.
El Vainillo fought tough competition in his first match and pushed then Supremo Champion Zookeeper Willie to the limit before earning a win - albeit a DQ win as a result of El Tigre de Jengibre's interference over the champion. The "Plain Ol' Delicious Treat" has only suffered one loss since his debut, but it was a costly one as he lost the Scramble Championship to Mr. Crazy with only fourteen seconds left to go in the third Chicken Scramble. He'd recover strongly from this loss though, handing El Tigre de Jengibre his only pinfall loss to date and then led a team of "Everyday Heroes" - Owl Man and a trio of outsiders against El Tigre's Misfits in the Pollo Playhouse. Despite a plethora of challenges within the match, the Heroes emerged victorious when El Vainillo took advantage of the malfunctioning arm cannon of Zargnax and Vanilla Scoop'd him for the win. El Vainillo's 2016 sees him and the Owl Man in the tag team tournament and a looming showdown with El Tigre de Jengibre for the Supremo Championship.
Mr. Crazy entered Pollomania with a loss in an impressive effort against the very man he shares the Rising Star award with. He would gain some measure of revenge in the third Chicken Scramble match however as he won the Scramble title not once, but twice from El Vainillo during the course of the ten minute match. Mr. Crazy would go on to become the first wrestler in Pollomania to successfully defend the Scramble Championship as he bested Zargnax in a Falls Count Somewhere match that ended... inside the ring. Towards the end of 2015 and season one, Mr. Crazy seemed to join El Tigre de Jengibre and the Misfits as an ally in their fight against the tecnicos and even seemed to convince Zargnax to join the cause also. The acquisition of Crazy and Zargnax would not help the rudos win the Pollo Playhouse however - in fact the Misfits argue that it cost them the match. 2016 promises a showdown with the Misfits as Crazy and Zargnax have entered the tag team tournament and will battle Brutus Smith and Holly Guacamole on 1/27.
Plus, who knows... maybe El Vainillo and Mr. Crazy will battle it out for sole ownership of the Rising Star award?
El Vainillo fought tough competition in his first match and pushed then Supremo Champion Zookeeper Willie to the limit before earning a win - albeit a DQ win as a result of El Tigre de Jengibre's interference over the champion. The "Plain Ol' Delicious Treat" has only suffered one loss since his debut, but it was a costly one as he lost the Scramble Championship to Mr. Crazy with only fourteen seconds left to go in the third Chicken Scramble. He'd recover strongly from this loss though, handing El Tigre de Jengibre his only pinfall loss to date and then led a team of "Everyday Heroes" - Owl Man and a trio of outsiders against El Tigre's Misfits in the Pollo Playhouse. Despite a plethora of challenges within the match, the Heroes emerged victorious when El Vainillo took advantage of the malfunctioning arm cannon of Zargnax and Vanilla Scoop'd him for the win. El Vainillo's 2016 sees him and the Owl Man in the tag team tournament and a looming showdown with El Tigre de Jengibre for the Supremo Championship.
Mr. Crazy entered Pollomania with a loss in an impressive effort against the very man he shares the Rising Star award with. He would gain some measure of revenge in the third Chicken Scramble match however as he won the Scramble title not once, but twice from El Vainillo during the course of the ten minute match. Mr. Crazy would go on to become the first wrestler in Pollomania to successfully defend the Scramble Championship as he bested Zargnax in a Falls Count Somewhere match that ended... inside the ring. Towards the end of 2015 and season one, Mr. Crazy seemed to join El Tigre de Jengibre and the Misfits as an ally in their fight against the tecnicos and even seemed to convince Zargnax to join the cause also. The acquisition of Crazy and Zargnax would not help the rudos win the Pollo Playhouse however - in fact the Misfits argue that it cost them the match. 2016 promises a showdown with the Misfits as Crazy and Zargnax have entered the tag team tournament and will battle Brutus Smith and Holly Guacamole on 1/27.
Plus, who knows... maybe El Vainillo and Mr. Crazy will battle it out for sole ownership of the Rising Star award?
SHOCKER OF THE YEAR
SUPER POLLO RETURNS TO GRAVY EL TIGRE DE JENGIBRE ALIVE!
Tigre goes for a punch, but Grin blocks it and gives one right back, Tigre turns and falls into the hole as a result. As fast as he falls in, Tigre tries to get back out... and almost does, but Pollo uses what energy he has left to pull Tigre back in. The camera inside the pit shows Hijo punch Tigre in the mouth, then he removes his mask... revealing SUPER POLLO~! Pollo removes his mask again, but the camera doesn't catch it - only Tigre's face as he looks at the scarred, burned face of Pollo. Soup begins choking Tigre as he screams at Grin.
SUPER POLLO:
DO IT!
Grin and the crowd collectively have the same reaction. Loud "NO! NO! NO!" from the crowd as Grin extends his hand to help Soup out, but he just keeps screaming.
SUPER POLLO:
JUST FUCKING DO IT!
Grin steps toward the button, hesitates and sees the carnage. Brutus Smith pulling himself back up onto the stage, Woody lying motionless and Holly crawling toward the hole. Grin thinks on his feet and throws Holly into the hole and presses the button as the last audible sounds are Super Pollo cackling before the gravy comes pouring down into the hole! The bell sounds and the gravy stops, Grin drops down, sifting through the gravy to find Super Pollo. He pulls Holly out, who's crying and screaming AND SHOVES HER BACK IN! He reaches again and this time pulls Super Pollo out, lays him on the stage and quickly covers his unmasked face with a towel.
SUPER POLLO:
DO IT!
Grin and the crowd collectively have the same reaction. Loud "NO! NO! NO!" from the crowd as Grin extends his hand to help Soup out, but he just keeps screaming.
SUPER POLLO:
JUST FUCKING DO IT!
Grin steps toward the button, hesitates and sees the carnage. Brutus Smith pulling himself back up onto the stage, Woody lying motionless and Holly crawling toward the hole. Grin thinks on his feet and throws Holly into the hole and presses the button as the last audible sounds are Super Pollo cackling before the gravy comes pouring down into the hole! The bell sounds and the gravy stops, Grin drops down, sifting through the gravy to find Super Pollo. He pulls Holly out, who's crying and screaming AND SHOVES HER BACK IN! He reaches again and this time pulls Super Pollo out, lays him on the stage and quickly covers his unmasked face with a towel.
SEGMENT OF THE YEAR
EL HIJO DE POLLO'S PLANE RIDE FROM HELL
IN FIVE…
FOUR…
THREE…
TWO…
THIS IS:
EL HIJO DE POLLO LIVE
The title card fades out to reveal our host and Parts Unknown Champion – EL HIJO DE POLLO – inside Air Force Pollo (a top of the line private jet). The Pollo greets us with his infamous corny grin and a tailored suit while sitting in the lap of mile-high luxury.
“Good evening and welcome mother cluckers! I’m just going to jump right into the question everyone is just dying to know. Yes – I paid for this private jet in gold and cash. Oh – you’ve been wondering HOW THE FUCK I’M STILL ALIVE? Listen up, fatasses, I wouldn’t be Champion of Parts Unknown if I didn’t know my way out of a Bigfoot abduction or two. “
“RAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRR!”
Like when Dr. Frankenstein conceived his living dead experiment or when John Hammond first bred dinosaurs in the modern era – Hijo wallows in his creation.
“EEEEEEEEEEK. EEEEEEEEEEK. EEEEEEEEK!”
“From the depths of Parts Unknown, I emerge with two new allies. The question of who and how has no relevance here – not yet. What you should be asking is: why? I’ll tell you why: I’m officially announcing my team – FROM PARTS UNKNOWN – as participants in the upcoming trios tournament.”
“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!”
“WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?! SAVE IT FOR THE TOURNAMENT!?!”
An altercation – presumably between Hijo’s allies - is happening off camera but the only identifiable sounds are wings flapping and feet stomping.
“RAAAAAWWWWWWRRRR!”
The brawl ends with an impact so substantial that it shakes Air Force Pollo into a nose-dive.
“LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU TWATS! WE ARE GOING TO DIE BEFORE WE EVEN GET TO THE POLLO HALL. I WILL NEVER GET TO SCORE WITH THAT SLUT JESSICA BUCK.”
Hijo grabs ahold of the laptop – somewhat stabilizing the live feed.
“IF I DIE I JUST WANT TO SAY: THE BREAKFAST CLUB IS A STUPID FUCKING TEAM NAME. CHOCOLATE MILK AND RICE KRISPIES ARE NOT BREAKFAST ENTREES. THAT IS ALL.”
“RAAAAWRRRRR! EEEEEEK!! RAWWWWRRRRR!”
The plane continues to nose-dive as all the emergency signals echo throughout the plane's interior.
BEEP.
“Pull up”.
BEEP.
“Pull up”.
BEEP.
“Losing altitude”.
BEEP.
“Losing altitude”.
- TRANSMISSION LOST -
“Good evening and welcome mother cluckers! I’m just going to jump right into the question everyone is just dying to know. Yes – I paid for this private jet in gold and cash. Oh – you’ve been wondering HOW THE FUCK I’M STILL ALIVE? Listen up, fatasses, I wouldn’t be Champion of Parts Unknown if I didn’t know my way out of a Bigfoot abduction or two. “
“RAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRR!”
Like when Dr. Frankenstein conceived his living dead experiment or when John Hammond first bred dinosaurs in the modern era – Hijo wallows in his creation.
“EEEEEEEEEEK. EEEEEEEEEEK. EEEEEEEEK!”
“From the depths of Parts Unknown, I emerge with two new allies. The question of who and how has no relevance here – not yet. What you should be asking is: why? I’ll tell you why: I’m officially announcing my team – FROM PARTS UNKNOWN – as participants in the upcoming trios tournament.”
“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!”
“WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?! SAVE IT FOR THE TOURNAMENT!?!”
An altercation – presumably between Hijo’s allies - is happening off camera but the only identifiable sounds are wings flapping and feet stomping.
“RAAAAAWWWWWWRRRR!”
The brawl ends with an impact so substantial that it shakes Air Force Pollo into a nose-dive.
“LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU TWATS! WE ARE GOING TO DIE BEFORE WE EVEN GET TO THE POLLO HALL. I WILL NEVER GET TO SCORE WITH THAT SLUT JESSICA BUCK.”
Hijo grabs ahold of the laptop – somewhat stabilizing the live feed.
“IF I DIE I JUST WANT TO SAY: THE BREAKFAST CLUB IS A STUPID FUCKING TEAM NAME. CHOCOLATE MILK AND RICE KRISPIES ARE NOT BREAKFAST ENTREES. THAT IS ALL.”
“RAAAAWRRRRR! EEEEEEK!! RAWWWWRRRRR!”
The plane continues to nose-dive as all the emergency signals echo throughout the plane's interior.
BEEP.
“Pull up”.
BEEP.
“Pull up”.
BEEP.
“Losing altitude”.
BEEP.
“Losing altitude”.
- TRANSMISSION LOST -