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Post by ISM Office on Dec 8, 2015 13:22:15 GMT
Open. El Hijo de Pollo being kidnapped by a tribe of Bigfoots. El Tigre de Jengibre fireballing Nirvana. El Tigre falling off the turnbuckles onto Wildstar D to win the Scramble Championship and Supremo Championship number one contendership. El Vainillo picking up a DQ win over Zookeeper Willie as a result of El Tigre's interference. Brutus Smith securing the Three Cup Chicken trios championship by clawing Bigfoot, Jr. The aftermath, El Tigre de Jengibre fireballing Super Pollo. El Vainillo beating Mr. Crazy in his debut match. El Tigre de Jengibre Tiger suplexing Zookeeper Willie to win the Supremo Championship. Mr. Crazy getting revenge on El Vainillo in the sweetest way - cheating to steal the Scramble Championship away from his grasp. Super Pollo, El Tigre de Jengibre and Holly Guacamole being Gravied Alive. Holly Guacamole dumping a bucket of hot gravy over the head of the Grin. Mr. Crazy besting Zargnax in the Falls Count Somewhere match. The brawl at the end of Eggs Over Big Easy, El Tigre revealing his team... Graphic.
EL TIGRE DE JENGIBRE MR. CRAZY BRUTUS SMITH ZARGNAX NIRVANA
vs.
EL VAINILLO HURACAN ROJO SELENA KING THE OWL MAN AMY DREW
Two rings, one cage.
THE POLLO PLAYHOUSE
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Post by ISM Office on Dec 9, 2015 9:00:39 GMT
We open to see a large box on the stage... Holly Guacamole stands beside, bopping her head side by side to the Cat in the Hat theme song, Thing One and Two both leap out of the box and chase one another around it before Holly points her hockey stick to the ring and the Things put their head down and advance forward. Holly cross checks them from behind to speed them up, BTO's "Taking Care of Business" hits before they even get to the ring. The giant egg opens up at ManitobANT comes out on the stage and starts clapping his hands, stomping along to the beat of his theme. He jogs down to the ring as the fans clap along... and stops at ringside, looking underneath the apron before Philly Cheese Snake comes slithering out. The pair go around the ring, making sure to slap hands with all the fans before entering the ring. ManitobANT shakes hands with both the ring announcer and the referee, while Philly Cheese Snake waves to the fans. ManitobANT ascends the turnbuckle closest to the hard camera and flexing for the crowd.
MANDARIN: GAH-REETINGS POLLOMANIA~! I am the esteemed elitist alien known as MAAAAAANDARIN~! Welcome to our season finale... appropriately title "SO IT HAS COME TO THIS" featuring our huge main event Pollo Playhouse match. Before we get to that however, there is a bit of a lingering issue from our last event between these two teams.
Holly orders the Things to attack Strange Brew and they do. Darnell Cane signals for the bell and the Things dump ManitobANT to the outside, focusing the attack on Philly Cheese Snake. They Irish whip him into the ropes, double hip toss him and dropkick him as he gets back to his feet. Thing One climbs the turnbuckles and Two stalks Snake... as he gets up, Two attempts to pants him but can't find them! Snake turns around confused... and pushes Two back into One. One gets crotched on the top rope, ManitobANT lariats the hell out of One, sending him tumbling down to the floor. Holly Guacamole screeches at him, yelling at him to get up. ManitobANT climbs into the ring, begins chopping Two in the corner before sending him out to meet Snake. Snake uses his tail to twirl Two around and then cobra clutch suplexes him! Guacamole screams angrily as ManitobANT picks him up, cruicifix powerbomb... Snake neckbreakers him on the way down - RED RIVER DIP~! Snake covers!
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MANDARIN: I do not know what this solved!
Guacamole gets in the ring, clobbers Snake with her hockey stick and tries to do the same to ManitobANT but being a GOOD OL' MANITOBA BOY... he knows how to handle a high stick, and grabs it out of her hands. She bolts out of the ring, as ANT uses the hockey stick to push Two out of the ring onto the floor before checking on Snake.
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Post by ISM Office on Dec 9, 2015 9:01:43 GMT
We find ourselves in the locker room, where D.C. Wiland, clad in Vans sneakers, jeans and his new "Deezy 90" t-shirt, is sitting on a bench, papers in hand. Sat next to him is his geeky lawyer and manager Henry Leroyheimer.
D.C. Wiland: "I did my homework, Hank, I am learning some proper friggin' Spanish for those Pollomania bookings, got it all written here..."
Henry Leroyheimer: "But sir, you--"
D.C. Wiland: "YO SOY D.C. WILAND! YO SOY CAMPEON DEL MUNDO! ENTREGAR SUS PUTAS!"
Henry Leroyheimer: "Was the last sentence 'Surrender your whores'?"
D.C. Wiland: "Absolutely."
Leroyheimer shakes his head in disbelief.
Henry Leroyheimer: "Sir, it's amazing you've managed to learn such important things so quickly, but Pollomania allows competitors to speak English."
D.C. Wiland: "They do?"
Wiland throws the stack of papers into Henry's face before getting up to his feet and facing the camera.
D.C. Wiland: "Then listen to me and listen closely, people of Pollomania! Good old uncle Deezy is coming back, and he's making wrestling fun again. Pollomania finally gets a credible wrestler and a former world champion in their ranks, and soon enough, this goddamn place will call me the main man. So protect your balls, watch out for roll-ups, surrender your whores, and most of all... bite the pillow, because Deezy's going in dry!"
Wiland walks away as Henry Leroyheimer follows him.
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Post by ISM Office on Dec 9, 2015 10:44:46 GMT
"LET'S PLAY~!"
The light show display on the rings and cage that has entertained the crowd for the past few minutes ends and the lights go completely out then opening chords to Guns 'n Roses "Welcome to the Jungle" begin and Charlotte O'Neal emerges first, leading El Tigre de Jengibre, Brutus Smith, Nirvana, Mr. Crazy and Zargnax. Crazy and Zargnax enter beside each other, but neither one acknowledging the other to any significant extent. The rudo group gets to ringside as the Bouncing Souls' "OLE!" interrupts and El Vainillo rushes out, leading his charge of Huracan Rojo, Selena King, Amy Drew and... and... and... there he is! The Owl Man comes out behind everyone huffing and puffing. The tecnico group makes it to ringside and begin lipping off with the rudos before the two groups are sent their separate ways.
MANDARIN: These two groups could not be trusted to stand next to one another for the duration of the bout so there are entrances on opposite sides. I am joined at this time by the one and only...
??: Hey!
MANDARIN: Super Pollo~!
SUPER POLLO: Happy to be here, Mandarin.
MANDARIN: I am surprised, given your history with El Tigre de Jengibre that you were not contacted to be apart of this match.
SUPER POLLO: Oh, I was. I have no interest. Live to fight another day, Mandarin. I rushed back early to extract my revenge on El Tigre, the gravy was not a good mix with the burns on my face. I wouldn't be cleared to compete anyway, so I'm just here to lend my assistance to calling this frenzy.
MANDARIN: Glad to have you!
Referees Smalltooth Jones and Darnell Cane both speak to their respective assigned teams about who is going to start the match while Popcorn Pollo waits inside the ring. The cage doors open up and Mr. Crazy emerges from the rudos while El Vainillo opts to start things off for his team. The cage doors are locked and secured as Vainillo scans the inside of the cage, looking over the ring they are both in and then up at the slightly larger ring adjacant to them. Mr. Crazy climbs up and rolls into the bigger ring and challenges El Vainillo to join him.
MANDARIN: Taking the higher ground has never been a particularly bad strategy!
SUPER POLLO: It will be very interesting to see how this big ring plays into things.
El Vainillo climbs into the ring, but gets jumped by Crazy. The Scramble Champion forces him into the corner where he continues firing away, Crazy gets a little cocky and this allows Vainillo to duck a shot, roll forward, spring up and dropkick Crazy into the corner. He quickly gets to his feet, peppers Crazy with a couple of shots and monkey flips him into the centre of the ring. Crazy pops up hastily after being jarred to the mat and leapfrogs a charging El Vainillo, he turns around and finds El Vainillo standing still waiting for him. Vainillo makes an impressive vertical leap and tries to hurricanrana Crazy, but Crazy holds on... POWERBOMB~! A thunderous echo as the number one contender's back hits the mat, Crazy yanks him to his feet by his neck and applies a front facelock and begins brutally kneeing the fan favourite in the chest! He delivers one final blow, sending Vainillo down to one knee but Crazy yanks him back up and hoists him high into the air... stalling, stalling, stalling, letting all of the blood flow to his vanilla head. After a good minute or so, Crazy puts Vainillo back down on his two feet only to deliver a lightning quick snap suplex! He floats over for the cover!
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KICKOUT~!
Vainillo kicks out as the buzzer sounds. Mr. Crazy watches along with both teams as the screen lights up, the highlight lands on the rudo team to much elation from them. O'Neal quickly motions to her group and the cage door is opened by Smalltooth Jones, Zargnax is sent in. The Intergalactic Conqueror storms into the ring as El Vainillo scrambles to his feet and retreats into the corner, cutting off the angles he can be attacked from. The rudos gang up, and begin battering away on Vainillo! In something out of a cartoon, El Vainillo somersaults out of the corner between the two men and whistles. The rudos turn around confused and charge, Vainillo ducks the charge attack and leaps onto the second rope, jumps to the top rope and moonsaults onto both men taking them out! He races to his feet and ascends the ropes, dragging himself underneath the bottom ropes of the larger ring. He yells down at his foes in his broken English, egging them on.
SUPER POLLO: There you go, Mand. Higher ground. He's outnumbered, but he can control who gets up there. A swift kick will send someone falling back down into the ring. He might even be able to hold Zargnax and Mr. Crazy off for another minute and twenty seconds until he can get some backup. Smart move.
Crazy pushes Zargnax aside and climbs up, dodging a kick as Zargnax climbs up a few arms lengths apart. Vainillo alternates kicking them, trying to keep them from entering the ring. Crazy blocks the kick and holds Vainillo's leg, allowing Zargnax to get inside the ring and begin attacking Vainillo so that Crazy can also climb in. Zargnax's attack consists of several Zoglorpian Chops that strike Vainillo down to his knees. Crazy backs Zargnax up and lays into Vainillo with several knife edge chops. Zargnax goozles Vainillo and brings him to his feet, Crazy backs off at first but seems to get an idea... and uses a low spinning sweep kick to trip up Vainillo and Zargnax's chokeslam is more a sudden thud than a lift and slam. Zargnax continues choking him as he lays on the mat, while Crazy takes notice of the countdown. The screen lights up again and highlights the tecnico team.
MANDARIN: HURACAN ROJO~!
Indeed, El Vainillo's most trusted ally from AIR barges into the ring. He sees that Zargnax and Crazy are waiting for him in the higher ring, so he begins climbing the cage! Zargnax tells Crazy to get him, while he continues to put the boots to Vainillo while he watches this take place. Crazy climbs up and he and Rojo meet in the middle, a long way down to the smaller ring. Crazy tries a chop, but Rojo jabs him in the face! Crazy responds in kind by kicking Rojo's footing, causing him to slip off and be holding on only by his hands. Crazy tries kicking him in the midsection to get him down, but Huracan dodges them for the most part. He swings across, decking Crazy in the rib cage with knee. Crazy yelps as Rojo continues climbing across and more or less piggy backs Crazy and retains his footing and grip on the cage, using his free hand to push Crazy's masked face into the cage and rub it against the chain link fence. Crazy cries out in pain as not only his mask rips open, but his flesh also. Rojo ceases doing this and that's all the opening that Crazy needed, he bashes his head into Rojo's and before Rojo can even get a chance to think, he does it again! Crazy does it once more and Rojo's grip relinquishes and he wraps his arms around Crazy's waist in desperation. Crazy tries to shake him loose, while Rojo attempts to regain his footing and maybe turn this into a German suplex. A very dangerous German suplex.
SUPER POLLO: Quite the pickle here. If Crazy lets go, they both fall a good fifteen feet back to the mat. If he doesn't, he runs the risk of Rojo getting his footing and suplexing him to... well, not Hell, but it'll feel close.
Crazy's solution is to climb higher... or attempt to anyway. He releases his grip on the cage with his right hand and immediately grabs back on, the weight of Rojo threatening to pull him right down. Crazy puts the balls of his feet into Rojo's waistline and tries to push him back, kicking with his heel. A lightbulb goes off in Crazy's head and he kicks his heel back into Rojo's groin! Rojo essentially becomes dead weight and pulls Crazy down with him. Rojo gets crotched again on the ropes while Crazy takes a nasty spill into the ring. Zargnax slams El Vainillo with the Cryoskeletal Infrasplicing (Full Nelson Slam) and drops back into the smaller ring to check on Crazy, who's stirring but not looking to be getting up very quickly. Rojo falls off the ropes, down between the ropes and the cage after having been fouled twice - once intentionally. The countdown begins and team rudo sends in... NIRVANA~!
MANDARIN: I searched nigh and high for a good explanation as to why Nirvana would join Tigre's team after being fireballed. Fans surmised that it offered him a change of perspective.
SUPER POLLO: My fireball to the face offered a lot of things, but no change in perspective. Maybe a change in how much I wanted to kick Tigre's ass.
Nirvana comes in just as El Vainillo leaps off the top rope of the higher ring and attempts to crossbody Zargnax and Nirvana. Zargnax ducks while Nirvana catches him, he takes the number one contender and shifts him so he's over his shoulder. He points to Tigre, who along with Brutus, push the cage from the outside so it sticks in more as Nirvana lawn darts him into it! The mask tears! He does it again! More tearing! Blood! He body slams El Vainillo to the mat and begins gouging his eyes! Biting at the laceration! Team rudo is fully in control! Nirvana lays Vainillo on the ground and holds his arms in place while Zargnax rushes forward and drops his body across Vainillo's with a running senton. Rojo gets up, slowly, and catches the attention of Zargnax and Nirvana, who give chase. Rojo climbs the turnbuckle and grabs the bottom rope of the larger ring, pulling himself up and in. Zargnax does the same, while Nirvana is forced to take his time to his size and age. Zargnax slides in and eats a knee lift to the face as he climbs to his feet. Nirvana's big hand grabs the middle rope as he pulls himself up, he uses a step strategically placed for this very reason to ease his access up to the bigger ring. Zargnax gets whipped into the ropes, ducks a spinning heel kick attempt and almost collides with Nirvana, who's just got steady footing on the apron. They both breathe a sigh of relief but Zargnax gets dropkicked from behind! Nirvana side steps as Zargnax crashes through the ropes onto the apron. Nirvana raises one giant leg over the top rope, and Rojo begins lighting him up with kicks. Nirvana is forced to climb into the ring despite this obvious discomfort, and grabs Rojo by the mask! His giant hand almost covers Rojo's head as he grabs him again by the throat. He looks to the ring below and back at Rojo, as the crowd gets a sense of what's coming!
MANDARIN: NO! NO! NO!
Nirvana nods and swings Rojo wildly toward the edge, but stops just in time to avoid hitting Zargnax getting to his feet. Nirvana drops Rojo and begins arguing with Zargnax about being in the way as the countdown expires and SELENA KING enters the match. She checks on El Vainillo, as the rudos are still up there arguing. Zargnax shoves Nirvana and climbs in the ring, getting in his face. Rojo backs into the corner watching the scene unfold in front of him. Nirvana pushes Zargnax back and Zargnax throws his hands up and turns around to leave the ring, Rojo springs into action and dropkicks Nirvana in the back of the leg causing him to fall forward into Zargnax and send him tumbling onto the apron. Nirvana reaches over and grabs Zargnax before he can fall into the ring below, pulling him back up. Nirvana turns around and swats at Rojo, who ducks it and creates distance. Zargnax rolls into the ring and the duo begin circling Huracan Rojo, who glances down and puts his back to the ring below. He lunges forward, rolling between both men as El Vainillo and Selena King come flying in with diving forearm smashes! Zargnax goes down courtesy of Vainillo's, and Nirvana is merely stunned by King's. Vainillo and Rojo follow up with SUPERKICK PARTY~! on Nirvana, knocking him in two different directions before he falls to his knees. King runs in with a single leg flying knee and he topples over! The crowd erupts in boos as the countdown expires and EL TIGRE DE JENGIBRE enters the match to make it 4-3 for the rudos. He beelines for the bigger ring, climbing up and stands on the apron as the three tecnicos invite him into the ring. He eagerly enters and points at El Vainillo, and King and Rojo both back off. Tigre and Vainillo circle one another, talking all kinds of shit and are just about to throw fisticuffs when Zargnax attacks Vainillo! King and Rojo jump into the fray and the crowd goes nuts. Mr. Crazy pulls himself up into the ring and double axe handles Rojo in the back as Nirvana begins pulling himself up off the mat.
MANDARIN: It is getting wild now! 7 of 10 are in the match, Brutus Smith is the last remaining rudo while Amy Drew and Owl Man have yet to enter for the tecnicos.
SUPER POLLO: Good strategy on behalf of O'Neal, sandwiching El Tigre between the giants. Let one do the grunt work, Tigre can come in and do his and then Brutus Smith can get in here and brutalize whatever's left.
MANDARIN: I would argue that Nirvana has not been as effective as one might expect!
SUPER POLLO: Why? He came in and immediately bloodied up El Vainillo - the main target. That's effective. The arguing with Zargnax maybe not so much, but you have three wild cards on a contentious rudo team.
Crazy and Rojo pair off again, battling along the ropes with each trying to dump the other over the top rope and into the ring below. Crazy gets flipped over, but lands on the apron and immediately clubs Rojo in the head, sending him back into the middle of the ring stunned. Crazy wipes the blood out of his eyes and leaps up, springboarding off the top rope and impressively twisting in mid-air but Rojo ducks the spinning heel kick and turns around - SUPERKICK~! Crazy clobbers him, and Rojo staggers back into the ropes, almost falling out but prevents himself from doing so... rebounds and EL JUICIO~! The rebound lariat clobbers Mr. Crazy, who backflips and lands on his stomach. Rojo rushes over and applies his modified Dragon Sleeper that he calls Dragon de Fuego, and Popcorn Pollo gets up close to ask Crazy if he wants to submit. Before he can answer, Rojo gets two giant hands of Nirvana's wrapped around his skull and he is more or less picked off of Crazy's back. El Vainillo breaks free and enzuigiris Nirvana from behind, causing him to drop Rojo and stagger a bit... King steps forward with a left hook, a right hook, a left uppercut, and ends the One Two Whambo Cambo with a right handed spinning back fist just as Rojo gets up and Pele kicks him! Nirvana staggers back into the ropes and Vainillo drops on all fours, Rojo hits the opposite ropes and leaps off El Vainillo, hitting Nirvana with Poetry in Motion... the big man teeters on the ropes... the tecnicos all rush up and dump him over! Nirvana tumbles down into the ring below as a loud "HOLY SHIT!" chant breaks out. Nirvana lands hard, but doesn't get a chance to recuperate because a Categoria 5 450 splash courtesy of Huracan Rojo from the ring above is what he gets. The countdown ends, Amy Drew enters the match and dives on top of Huracan Rojo to help cover Nirvana as Pollo counts!
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3! NIRVANA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
A unique predicament unfolds as the tecnicos have a 4-3 advantage on the rudos. Except for the fact that Selena King and El Vainillo have been left alone in the higher ring with all three rudos, Vainillo gets grabbed by Zargnax and El Tigre, while Crazy brutally tosses Selena King into the cage not once, not twice, but three times as Amy Drew tries to get up to help while Rojo lags behind, feeling the effects on his knees of his awesome but dangerous 450 splash from the ring above. King has been busted open as Drew makes it to the top ring, Crazy greets her with a kick as she attempts to get in the ring. Zargnax applies his Traflorkian Neuroinhibitation Technique or Iron Claw in layman's terms to El Vainillo as El Tigre repeatedly kicks the fan favourite in the gut. He then orders Zargnax away, and begins tearing at the mask of Vainillo, peppering him with punches in between. Crazy tries for a side Russian leg sweep, but Drew decks him and delivers one of her own. She gets up and gets goozled by Zargnax, he hoists her up for the chokeslam, but she slips out, yanks him around by the arm and delivers a neckbreaker! El Tigre begins trying to untie Vainillo's mask, but Drew comes rushing in at the right time... dropkicking El Tigre in the back causing him to hit the turnbuckle head first. He stumbles back, and she drops him with a backstabber! The fans eat up Amy Drew's one (wo)man wrecking act, as she quickly ties Vainillo's mask back up. The countdown ends and big Brutus Smith enters the match.
SUPER POLLO: Back to 4 on 4, Brutus Smith has got a pretty beaten up Huracan Rojo just ripe for the pickings.
Rojo sees Smith coming and gets to his feet as quick as he can, clobbering him with lefts and rights that Smith merely absorbs. Rojo hobbles to the ropes, rushing as best he can across the ring only to eat a back kick to the midsection from Smith. He doubles over in pain as Smith hoists him up and tosses the poor guy nearly the whole length of the ring with a fallaway powerbomb. Smith pulls him up again, and scoops him up... PRESSES HIM HIGH above his head and lowers him again, showing off his strength. UP, DOWN, UP, DOWN... AMY DREW MISSILE DROPKICK! She connects with Rojo, and in turn sends Smith tumbling back into the turnbuckle with Rojo still in his grasp. She gets up, limping herself from the fall and charges into the corner but gets Rojo tossed at her instead! Smith angrily stomps out of the corner and leaps up, running senton across both of them. He pulls Rojo up with an Iron Claw grasp of his head, quickly transitions into a goozle grip around the throat, hoists him up and chokeslams him to the mat. He holds on, as the countdown expires and turns to look at Owl Man, who's trying to hurry Darnell Cane up to get in there. Smith chokeslams him again and covers.
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3! HURACAN ROJO HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
The Owl Man is desperate to get in, the only sizeable asset to his tecnico team. Darnell Cane stops fiddling with the lock, pushes the keys through the fence and bolts! The Owl Man looks on stunned, Charlotte O'Neal howls with laughter as Smith walks over, picks up the keys and dangles them in Owl Man's face with the cage separating them. Owl Man shakes the cage door angrily as Darnell Cane runs up the length of the ramp and backstage.
MANDARIN: Oh my Darammu! Do the Embassy have an inside man!?
SUPER POLLO: Who better to corrupt than the rookie referee. Credit where it's due, Mand.
Owl Man rushes down the stairs, frantically searching the ringside area for anything he can find that would be of use to help him enter the match. Zargnax and Mr. Crazy both drop into the lower ring, picking up what's left of Amy Drew. Zargnax delivers the Zero-Point Proto-Modular Quantalizer: Ultra and opts not to roll it into a small package as we've been accustomed to. Instead, Mr. Crazy heads up top and drops a shooting star knee across her to complete Over the Edge. Both rudos pile on top of her as Smith places ONE foot on top to add insult to injury as Popcorn counts.
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3! AMY DREW HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Big trouble for El Vainillo and Selena King, outnumbered 4 to 2 with the Owl Man unable to enter the match. El Tigre pushes El Vainillo underneath the ropes, and hoofs him to the ring below. He lands hard and the rudos put the boots to him. El Tigre leaves Selena King by herself in the higher ring and jumps down to the lower ring, creating a 4 on 1 scenario for El Vainillo. The rudos all stand around, taunting the fan favourite by telling him to get up. He claws his way up Brutus Smith, only to get clubbed back down to the mat by the other three men. Crazy yanks him up his mask and slams him into the cage as the Owl Man tries using pliers to bend the chain link fence, to minimal success... but nothing that will allow a man of his size to get into the ring in a timely fashion. He runs over to the rudo door and pleads with Smalltooth Jones to let him in, but rules are rules. O'Neal gets in his face AND HE PUSHES HER DOWN~! El Tigre snaps inside the cage, calling Owl Man every name in the book as he kicks the rudo door several times trying to get at Owl Man. The door gets warped from the kicks, and Owl Man alternates between dodging El Tigre's strikes at it and trying to pry it open moreso despite it still being locked. El Tigre realizes what's occurring and ceases kicking, instead winding up and hoofing El Vainillo in the ribs as he crawls on all fours. Brutus Smith walks over, grabs the door and pulls it inwards, rendering Owl Man's work useless. The Owlsome One begins scaling the cage wall as Zargnax picks up El Vainillo and applies the Metaconfigurational Nanoregulator (Lightning Lock). Popcorn Pollo begins questioning El Vainillo, who REFUSES to surrender despite the terrible situation. Selena King calls attention to herself, and Mr. Crazy looks up... SPACE JAM DDT~! King leaps off the higher ring to the ring below and takes out the Scramble Champion with her signature DDT. Zargnax drops El Vainillo, who rolls underneath the ropes and charges after King, who leaps up onto the ropes and tries jumping back into the higher ring. Zargnax has her foot, and El Tigre climbs up, ordering Smith to catch her when they yank her down. Tigre climbs up beside her, grabs her by the hair.
MANDARIN: OH MY DARAMMU~!
The Owl Man's weight causes the door on the roof of the cage to break, falling into the ring on top of Brutus Smith. Popcorn Pollo drops to count!
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3! BRUTUS SMITH HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
A livid El Tigre tosses King backwards, landing on top of the cage door and Brutus Smith, still trapped underneath. Owl Man rolls off the door and staggers to his feet, eating a big kick to the face from El Tigre. The Supremo Champion grabs Owl Man, slamming his face into the cage and rubbing it back and forth, immediately bloodying the big man up. Ringside officials remove Brutus Smith from the ring (exit under the larger ring's apron) but leave the cage door inside. Zargnax picks it up and strategically places it across the adjacent top ropes.
SUPER POLLO: Now what!?
The lights flicker and go out before the screen lights up with an image of AIPollo.
AIPOLLO: Since humans do it oh so much, I reserve the right to change my mind.
AIPollo's robotic voice warps a bit, sounding almost human at points.
AIPOLLO (warped): Since 3 on 3...
AIPOLLO (normal): Works so well...
AIPOLLO (warped): For the NHL...
AIPOLLO (normal): Let's do it here... sudden death rules!
AIPollo's image flickers off and the action in the ring is spotlighted once more.
SUPER POLLO: Why would a robot care about hockey?!
MANDARIN: Such a Canadian thing to care about!
El Tigre double chickenwings Owl Man, allowing Zargnax to clobber him with lefts and rights before Tigre turns around and TIGER SUPLEX onto the cage door! Owl Man crumples through the chain link fence and Zargnax quickly works to yank him out of the mess, Tigre covers!
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3-NO~! BROKEN UP BY EL VAINILLO~!
Zargnax grabs Vainillo and tries to throw him into the cage, but he handstands onto the ropes, hits the cage with his back and grabs Zargnax in a headscissors and sends him flying across the ring! El Tigre gets up, just as Selena King is. Tigre grabs Vainillo, kicks and hooks him for the Tiger Driver, but King leaps off the ropes, nails Tigre with the step-up curb stomp she calls King Me. Vainillo rolls Tigre onto his back and covers...
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3-NO~! CRAZY BREAKS IT UP~!
King grabs Crazy, but he busts out a spinning back kick to the midsection that doubles her over. He grabs her head, runs forward and back flips SWEET OBLIVION~! He covers!
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VAINILLO BREAKS IT UP!
Zargnax gets up, Crazy yells some instructions as he grabs Vainillo. Zargnax begins pressing buttons on his exo-suit, Crazy holds Vainillo in place and tells him to do it! Zargnax aims, nothing.
MR. CRAZY: COME ON~! DO IT~!
Zargnax aims again, nothing. El Vainillo is struggling to break free, Zargnax smacks his exo-suit and just as El Vainillo breaks free, the cannon fires - nailing Mr. Crazy and sends him flying back into the cage wall. The entire wall falls over, sending Crazy tumbling out of the ring after it. Vainillo rushes Zargnax, trying to hit him with the Vanilla Swirl, but Zargnax gets him back down on his feet and shoves him forward. El Vainillo turns around, the cannon lights up... OWL MAN SHOVES ZARGNAX forward! Vainillo ducks, as the fireball shoots right into El Tigre's face as he's getting up, sending back down and rolling out of the ring clutching his face. Ringside asisstants and Charlotte O'Neal all rush to his aid as El Vainillo hastily applies a front facelock on Zargnax and flips forward... VANILLA SCOOP~! El Vainillo lands beside Zargnax, physically spent and uses his last bit of energy to roll Zargnax over and drape an arm across!
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MANDARIN: THE TECNICOS WIN!
SUPER POLLO: Look at the scene, Mand. This win didn't come without a cost.
Indeed, the scene is that of carnage... lots of carnage. Zargnax's arm cannon begins malfunctioning, swinging wildly as he lays unconscious on the mat. It lights up, and FIRES~! The fireball hits the ceiling and the whole arena is plunged into darkness.
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