Post by Los Pollos™ on Dec 5, 2015 23:17:29 GMT
The universe is quite the strange place. Just the very fact that it is infinite seems to be a difficult thing to fathom for many species. I’m not one of them of course! I understand everything! But even I, a well-traveled super-intelligent conqueror of cosmos, can be awe-struck by the things that this universe holds.
They say that the universe is infinite… well… I mean, I say it too! It’s not like I don’t know about these things or anything!
Anyways… Because of its infinite nature, the universe contains every possible thing imaginable. Every possible world. A world only inhabited by six-legged slugoids? Sure. A world where the lava tastes like cotton candy? You got it! A world where humans are intelligent creatures? In theory, yes, but probably not.
This fact may be too great for your primitive brains to fathom. So if you want if evidence, just look at this world we inhabit right now. It is a world where not only is The Great Intergalactic Conqueror teaming up with that foul cretin Mr. Crazy, but is also on a team full of these primitive monkey-descendants. And the strangest part? The Great Zargnax is not even the leader of this bizarre team! I was not spawned into this world to be a follower or a minion. I AM A CONQUEROR!
And yet, here I am, a slave to the cruel beasts inhabiting this planet. Or am I?
Things aren’t always what they seem.
You see, 956 billion years ago in the far reaches of the EGS-zs8-1 galaxy, there was a celestial body called Scygnius-RC327A. It was bigger than most stars and shined even brighter. Everyone looked at it and thought ‘Look at that sun. That’s definitely a sun.’ Planets started orbiting around it, like they tend to do. But one day, it suddenly cracked open and out crawled a giant worm-like organism with six billion eyes and an infinite amount of teeth. It immediately began its path of destruction to devour the entire universe. It soon died though, because there wasn’t enough oxygen in space for it to survive. But the point still stands! Just because it looks like a sun, doesn’t mean that it’s not an egg that can hatch a big crazy worm monster!
It may seem like we’re living in an inverted world - a world where an intergalactic conqueror of my caliber and status is subservient to a race of primitive apes. But things aren’t always what they seem... Maybe you need to invert that inverted world to see the real world! Where I am not a sun, but an egg, that will hatch when you least expect it and unleash my reign of terror upon this pathetic blue little planet!
But first, I will have to conquer this upcoming battle against a horde of primitive human life-forms. And even if I have to work together with another batch of these inferior beasts, I will do what I came here to do –
They say that the universe is infinite… well… I mean, I say it too! It’s not like I don’t know about these things or anything!
Anyways… Because of its infinite nature, the universe contains every possible thing imaginable. Every possible world. A world only inhabited by six-legged slugoids? Sure. A world where the lava tastes like cotton candy? You got it! A world where humans are intelligent creatures? In theory, yes, but probably not.
This fact may be too great for your primitive brains to fathom. So if you want if evidence, just look at this world we inhabit right now. It is a world where not only is The Great Intergalactic Conqueror teaming up with that foul cretin Mr. Crazy, but is also on a team full of these primitive monkey-descendants. And the strangest part? The Great Zargnax is not even the leader of this bizarre team! I was not spawned into this world to be a follower or a minion. I AM A CONQUEROR!
And yet, here I am, a slave to the cruel beasts inhabiting this planet. Or am I?
Things aren’t always what they seem.
You see, 956 billion years ago in the far reaches of the EGS-zs8-1 galaxy, there was a celestial body called Scygnius-RC327A. It was bigger than most stars and shined even brighter. Everyone looked at it and thought ‘Look at that sun. That’s definitely a sun.’ Planets started orbiting around it, like they tend to do. But one day, it suddenly cracked open and out crawled a giant worm-like organism with six billion eyes and an infinite amount of teeth. It immediately began its path of destruction to devour the entire universe. It soon died though, because there wasn’t enough oxygen in space for it to survive. But the point still stands! Just because it looks like a sun, doesn’t mean that it’s not an egg that can hatch a big crazy worm monster!
It may seem like we’re living in an inverted world - a world where an intergalactic conqueror of my caliber and status is subservient to a race of primitive apes. But things aren’t always what they seem... Maybe you need to invert that inverted world to see the real world! Where I am not a sun, but an egg, that will hatch when you least expect it and unleash my reign of terror upon this pathetic blue little planet!
But first, I will have to conquer this upcoming battle against a horde of primitive human life-forms. And even if I have to work together with another batch of these inferior beasts, I will do what I came here to do –
CONQUER!