Post by Buck U Productions on Nov 25, 2015 22:39:28 GMT
*Down in the dungeon below the Canadian Embassy in Mexico, we find Thing One and Thing Two eating… something (let’s face it, it’s probably better that I don’t describe it to you). A door at the top of a set of stairs opens, flooding the room in light. The Things hiss in surprise and cover their eyes, not used to the light.*
“Oh stop you whining, you two,” Charlotte O’Neal sighs, walking down the stairs, followed by El Tigre de Jengibre.
“Lady O’Neal! Master,” the Things yell.
They scurry over and bow before the pair as they finish their descent and start kissing their feet.
“Get off me you, you filthy animals,” Charlotte yells, kicking at Thing One, “these Louis Vuittons are worth more than your measly lives!”
El Tigre de Jengibre laughs and beckons Thing One and Two closer. Without warning he smacks them both and the pair cowers in fear.
“Great Master,” Thing Two wails.
“Wonderful Master,” Thing One cries.
“You miserable pieces of shit,” El Tigre yells, “I bring you two worthless creatures back from the power of the darkness itself and what do you do? You let two outsiders from the 101 Colony come into MY house and make fools of you.”
“You two were supposed to have your master’s back in that trios match last week at ‘Eggs Over Big Easy’,” Charlotte adds, “If you two hadn’t felt the need to go down to the ring at the beginning of the show and pick a fight with the fans, the main event would have gone a much different direction. As it is, it’s a good thing that I was able to negotiate terms with Mr. Crazy and Zargnax to make sure Woody and his friends paid dearly for their victory.”
“But you’re the one who sent us to the ring…” Thing One protested.
“SILENCE,” El Tigre roared, “I don’t want to hear any of your excuses! Luckily for you, you get a second chance to redeem yourselves. You have a match with Strange Brew at ‘So It’s Come To This’.”
“You need to win that match and then find a way to help our team insure that we win the Pollo Playhouse match. It’s imperative that we prove our dominance here in Pollomania in Tampa and that begins with you.”
Thing One and Thing Two cheer and clap their hands.
“We won’t let you down, Master,” Thing Two says.
El Tigre nods and pats them both on the head.
“I know you won’t and to make sure that you don’t mess up this time, I’m appointing someone to train you and lead you to the ring.”
Things One and Two looked confused at one another. Who could it possibly be?
“Hey Thingies!”
Things One and Two scream in fear and try to scurry away as Holly Guacamole, their once and future tormentors skips down the stairs and begins chasing them around the dungeon with her hockey stick.
LET THE TRAINING BEGIN.
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“Oh stop you whining, you two,” Charlotte O’Neal sighs, walking down the stairs, followed by El Tigre de Jengibre.
“Lady O’Neal! Master,” the Things yell.
They scurry over and bow before the pair as they finish their descent and start kissing their feet.
“Get off me you, you filthy animals,” Charlotte yells, kicking at Thing One, “these Louis Vuittons are worth more than your measly lives!”
El Tigre de Jengibre laughs and beckons Thing One and Two closer. Without warning he smacks them both and the pair cowers in fear.
“Great Master,” Thing Two wails.
“Wonderful Master,” Thing One cries.
“You miserable pieces of shit,” El Tigre yells, “I bring you two worthless creatures back from the power of the darkness itself and what do you do? You let two outsiders from the 101 Colony come into MY house and make fools of you.”
“You two were supposed to have your master’s back in that trios match last week at ‘Eggs Over Big Easy’,” Charlotte adds, “If you two hadn’t felt the need to go down to the ring at the beginning of the show and pick a fight with the fans, the main event would have gone a much different direction. As it is, it’s a good thing that I was able to negotiate terms with Mr. Crazy and Zargnax to make sure Woody and his friends paid dearly for their victory.”
“But you’re the one who sent us to the ring…” Thing One protested.
“SILENCE,” El Tigre roared, “I don’t want to hear any of your excuses! Luckily for you, you get a second chance to redeem yourselves. You have a match with Strange Brew at ‘So It’s Come To This’.”
“You need to win that match and then find a way to help our team insure that we win the Pollo Playhouse match. It’s imperative that we prove our dominance here in Pollomania in Tampa and that begins with you.”
Thing One and Thing Two cheer and clap their hands.
“We won’t let you down, Master,” Thing Two says.
El Tigre nods and pats them both on the head.
“I know you won’t and to make sure that you don’t mess up this time, I’m appointing someone to train you and lead you to the ring.”
Things One and Two looked confused at one another. Who could it possibly be?
“Hey Thingies!”
Things One and Two scream in fear and try to scurry away as Holly Guacamole, their once and future tormentors skips down the stairs and begins chasing them around the dungeon with her hockey stick.
LET THE TRAINING BEGIN.
(497 Words)