Post by ISM Office on Nov 22, 2015 5:49:48 GMT
The lights go out in the area momentarily. When they come back up a large box is center stage, in front of the giant egg.
“Could this be?”
The "Cat in the Hat" Theme Song begins playing and the box pops open and Thing One and Thing Two jump out. They appear different then when we last saw them, the expressions on their masks are angry. Thing One is carrying a water gun, as he makes his way down to the ring he stops to spray several fans and laughing. Thing Two follows close behind carry a large bucket. He carries it gingerly to the ring and puts it up on the apron before climbing the stairs to enter the squared circle.
Meanwhile, Thing One is already in the ring. He continues to spray the fans with his gun before turning his attention to the referee, Darnell Cane. Thing One grabs him by the collar and pulls him to center ring. Cane is freaking out! He begs One to let him go. Thing One suddenly lets him go; he starts brushing him off and pats his head. Thing Two comes up behind Cane. He has the bucket! He taps Cane on the shoulder. Cane turns around and Thing Two threatens to throw the buckets contents over on him. Cane is begging him not to do it. What a cowards! Suddenly Thing One pulls Cane’s pants down, revealing to the whole world Cane’s Sponge Bob boxers! Thing Two takes this opportunity to dump the bucket of water over Cane’s head. The pair then throws the soaking wet official out of the ring and Thing One grabs the microphone from Dr Scream.
“Hello New Orleans!”
The pair receives a mixed reaction from the crowd.
“Our master, El Tigre de Jengibre sends his regards.”
The crowd responds with a chorus of boos.
Thing Two takes the microphone.
“That’s right you stupid Cajuns, boo us! You’re all just a bunch of hypocrites, like those losers Woody and Grin! They were supposed to have protected us from our master’s wrath but where were they when we needed them? Fortunately, our master is very kind and forgiving. He has given us a second chance to redeem ourselves!”
Thing One takes the microphone back and continues.
“Our master has sent us out here to inform you all that he plans to make sure that Woody and Grin never make it to “So It’s Come To This”!”
The crowd starts chanting “Please Shut Up!”
Thing One yells, “All of you need to shut up. Our master…”
“Takin’ Care of Business” by Bachman Turner Overdrive suddenly blares over the sound system. Thing One and Two turn to the stage as the giant egg opens and an individual in an ant mask walks out. starts clapping his hands and stomping the beat to his theme. HE jogs down to the slapping fans hands as he goes. He runs around the ring, making sure to slap hands with all the fans before entering the ring. He slowly makes his way into the ring and faces off with Thing One and Thing Two. He motions to Dr Scream, who hands him a microphone.
“The fans are right,” the mysterious figure says, “Thing One, Thing Two, why don’t you both PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP!”
The fans cheer loudly.
“Oh yeah,” Thin Two says, “you and whose army is going to make us?”
A large snake with arms slithers out from under the ring and slips into the ring behind Thing One and Two. He taps Two on the shoulder, who turns around to a face full of poison mist. Confused, Thing One stares at the snake for a moment before turning to the ant, who levels him with a stiff lariat clothesline. He motions to the snake, who picks Thing Two up and shoves Two towards him. The ant hoists Two up into a “Razor’s Edge” before bringing him down into a combined sitting powerbomb and neckbreaker by the snake. The ant picks up Thing One and they pair repeats the same maneuver to him.
They pick up the dropped microphones and address the crowd.
“For those who don’t know us, my name is ManitobANT and this is my partner, Philly Cheese Snake.”
“Hello Pollomania!”
ManitobANT continues, “Collectively, we are called Strange Brew and we are the current reigning 101 Colony Campeo
“You might be wondering why we are here,” Philly hisses, “Quite sssimple, The Canadian Embasssssy Misssfitsss ssshowed up on our turf and ssstarted making missschief!”
ManitobANT pats his partner on the shoulder, “Easy buddy, let me take it from here,” he turns back and addresses the fans, “You see, since the Misfits decided to come play on our turf, we figured we’d return the favor. So, we’re here to make an open challenge for Pollomania’s seaon finale, “So It’s Come To This”. We don’t care who it is, we dare you to come face us in two weeks in Tampa, Florida.”
“Ssso, if you have the ssstoness, accept our challenge,” Philly shouts.
“Thank you, ladies and gentlemen,” ManitobANT finishes, “Enjoy the rest of the show and we’ll see you all in two weeks.”
The pair wave to the fans as they exit the ring to “Takin’ Care of Business” and make their way to the back.
“Could this be?”
The "Cat in the Hat" Theme Song begins playing and the box pops open and Thing One and Thing Two jump out. They appear different then when we last saw them, the expressions on their masks are angry. Thing One is carrying a water gun, as he makes his way down to the ring he stops to spray several fans and laughing. Thing Two follows close behind carry a large bucket. He carries it gingerly to the ring and puts it up on the apron before climbing the stairs to enter the squared circle.
Meanwhile, Thing One is already in the ring. He continues to spray the fans with his gun before turning his attention to the referee, Darnell Cane. Thing One grabs him by the collar and pulls him to center ring. Cane is freaking out! He begs One to let him go. Thing One suddenly lets him go; he starts brushing him off and pats his head. Thing Two comes up behind Cane. He has the bucket! He taps Cane on the shoulder. Cane turns around and Thing Two threatens to throw the buckets contents over on him. Cane is begging him not to do it. What a cowards! Suddenly Thing One pulls Cane’s pants down, revealing to the whole world Cane’s Sponge Bob boxers! Thing Two takes this opportunity to dump the bucket of water over Cane’s head. The pair then throws the soaking wet official out of the ring and Thing One grabs the microphone from Dr Scream.
“Hello New Orleans!”
The pair receives a mixed reaction from the crowd.
“Our master, El Tigre de Jengibre sends his regards.”
The crowd responds with a chorus of boos.
Thing Two takes the microphone.
“That’s right you stupid Cajuns, boo us! You’re all just a bunch of hypocrites, like those losers Woody and Grin! They were supposed to have protected us from our master’s wrath but where were they when we needed them? Fortunately, our master is very kind and forgiving. He has given us a second chance to redeem ourselves!”
Thing One takes the microphone back and continues.
“Our master has sent us out here to inform you all that he plans to make sure that Woody and Grin never make it to “So It’s Come To This”!”
The crowd starts chanting “Please Shut Up!”
Thing One yells, “All of you need to shut up. Our master…”
“Takin’ Care of Business” by Bachman Turner Overdrive suddenly blares over the sound system. Thing One and Two turn to the stage as the giant egg opens and an individual in an ant mask walks out. starts clapping his hands and stomping the beat to his theme. HE jogs down to the slapping fans hands as he goes. He runs around the ring, making sure to slap hands with all the fans before entering the ring. He slowly makes his way into the ring and faces off with Thing One and Thing Two. He motions to Dr Scream, who hands him a microphone.
“The fans are right,” the mysterious figure says, “Thing One, Thing Two, why don’t you both PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP!”
The fans cheer loudly.
“Oh yeah,” Thin Two says, “you and whose army is going to make us?”
A large snake with arms slithers out from under the ring and slips into the ring behind Thing One and Two. He taps Two on the shoulder, who turns around to a face full of poison mist. Confused, Thing One stares at the snake for a moment before turning to the ant, who levels him with a stiff lariat clothesline. He motions to the snake, who picks Thing Two up and shoves Two towards him. The ant hoists Two up into a “Razor’s Edge” before bringing him down into a combined sitting powerbomb and neckbreaker by the snake. The ant picks up Thing One and they pair repeats the same maneuver to him.
They pick up the dropped microphones and address the crowd.
“For those who don’t know us, my name is ManitobANT and this is my partner, Philly Cheese Snake.”
“Hello Pollomania!”
ManitobANT continues, “Collectively, we are called Strange Brew and we are the current reigning 101 Colony Campeo
“You might be wondering why we are here,” Philly hisses, “Quite sssimple, The Canadian Embasssssy Misssfitsss ssshowed up on our turf and ssstarted making missschief!”
ManitobANT pats his partner on the shoulder, “Easy buddy, let me take it from here,” he turns back and addresses the fans, “You see, since the Misfits decided to come play on our turf, we figured we’d return the favor. So, we’re here to make an open challenge for Pollomania’s seaon finale, “So It’s Come To This”. We don’t care who it is, we dare you to come face us in two weeks in Tampa, Florida.”
“Ssso, if you have the ssstoness, accept our challenge,” Philly shouts.
“Thank you, ladies and gentlemen,” ManitobANT finishes, “Enjoy the rest of the show and we’ll see you all in two weeks.”
The pair wave to the fans as they exit the ring to “Takin’ Care of Business” and make their way to the back.