Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2015 4:43:10 GMT
Our scene opens at the pool area of the Hardrock Hotel where failed pro wrestler turned manager, Lizzy Dalmon, scours through the beautiful young bodies that are all trying to get into each other's pants. While they are all great looking people, the one she is quite the fairest of them all. That is not a lie or hyperbole; her client is the most gorgeous person that is in the pool area, maybe Las Vegas. This is what makes Jessica Buck incredibly easy find: she is the person with the most young men (and some women) flocking around her. Lizzy rushes to Buck who is lounging out in a white string bikini in a well shaded area. She is laying on her stomach with her top undone as her bodyguard, Athena, is applying lotion to her back. Dalmon shoos off the men as she addresses her client.
“You do realize that you are in town WAY too early, right?” Lizzy says in frustration. “To top it all off, you dragged me here for no reason.”
“Jeez girl, relax. Athena, get her a drink.” Jessica Buck snaps her fingers and Athena rushes to the bar. “The Pollo Bucket just gave us a reason to vacation for a few weeks. I for one am jumping on the opportunity to prepare for this Chicken Scramble match every day.”
“By hanging out poolside?” Lizzy asks.
“Yes, I mean I am not going to LITERALLY train to battle some brawlers on a budget when I already bring the flash and the style. Not only can I hit their flippy spinny moves better than them but those guys are not going to be able to keep their tongues in their mouths when they see me. They are so used to making love to their toothless fat wives that they will have no idea what to do with me in the ring.” Jessica smiles as she holds down her sunglasses giving a wink. “And lets look at these 'never will be's' who will learn that heart does not beat vanity. There is the “Black Man's Penis” Al Nova ...his nick name is SUPPOSED to be a dick joke, right? It doesn't matter. He spends too much time trying to relive the good old days of being the “eighties hero” forgetting that that whole gimmick only works when most of society is so coked out that they are stupid. After him there is the KKK member who recently signed. I don't tolerate hate therefore I am going to be a hero to all of the ethnic kids by making sure he never holds the title. And finally, there is the person who cares so much about performing that he has not finished filling out his application yet.”
“I filled out your application for you.”
“Yes, but I made sure it got filled out. Just like I will make sure I walk out of 'Chicken or the egg' with the title.”
“You do realize that you are in town WAY too early, right?” Lizzy says in frustration. “To top it all off, you dragged me here for no reason.”
“Jeez girl, relax. Athena, get her a drink.” Jessica Buck snaps her fingers and Athena rushes to the bar. “The Pollo Bucket just gave us a reason to vacation for a few weeks. I for one am jumping on the opportunity to prepare for this Chicken Scramble match every day.”
“By hanging out poolside?” Lizzy asks.
“Yes, I mean I am not going to LITERALLY train to battle some brawlers on a budget when I already bring the flash and the style. Not only can I hit their flippy spinny moves better than them but those guys are not going to be able to keep their tongues in their mouths when they see me. They are so used to making love to their toothless fat wives that they will have no idea what to do with me in the ring.” Jessica smiles as she holds down her sunglasses giving a wink. “And lets look at these 'never will be's' who will learn that heart does not beat vanity. There is the “Black Man's Penis” Al Nova ...his nick name is SUPPOSED to be a dick joke, right? It doesn't matter. He spends too much time trying to relive the good old days of being the “eighties hero” forgetting that that whole gimmick only works when most of society is so coked out that they are stupid. After him there is the KKK member who recently signed. I don't tolerate hate therefore I am going to be a hero to all of the ethnic kids by making sure he never holds the title. And finally, there is the person who cares so much about performing that he has not finished filling out his application yet.”
“I filled out your application for you.”
“Yes, but I made sure it got filled out. Just like I will make sure I walk out of 'Chicken or the egg' with the title.”