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Post by ISM Office on Nov 5, 2015 7:52:56 GMT
With Toast already in the ring, the soundtrack from “Invaders From Mars” begins playing and the giant egg opens up. Smoke starts pouring out of the egg, as Zargnax steps out as menacingly as possible. He threatens a fan with his Ray Gun, before chortling as they cower in fear. He insults them and continues on his way down the ramp. He gets in and Toast asks Popcorn Pollo to take the gun away!
MANDARIN: As a fellow alien, I do believe in the right to bear arms but I do not believe the confines of the squared circle are the place for it!
Pollo calls for the bell as Zargnax puts the gun in the corner and Toast jumps him! He levels the unsuspecting rudo with several elbows to the back of the head, dropping him to his knees. Pollo gets in between the two and backs Toast off. Zargnax gets to his feet and Toast charges right into a drop toe hold! Toast lands hard on the mat and begins clawing for the gun in the corner, but Zargnax pulls him back into the centre of the ring and quickly bounces off the ropes - dropping a leg across the back of Toast's neck. He follows it up by lifting Toast off the mat, high into the air with a vertical suplex and then ending it with a body slam. Toast sits up in pain and Zargnax hits the ropes, returning with a gift... the DELTA WAVE NUCLEOSTABLIZATION (or... running front dropkick). The impact causes Toast to roll out to the ramp, he grabs the ray gun and points it at Zargnax. He reacts by shrugging, as Toast threatens to pull the trigger. Zargnax converses with Pollo, who steps toward Toast, allowing Zargnax to grab the gun and begin a tug of war! The gun begins pulsating and Zargnax lets go, causing Toast to stumble, drop it and fall. The gun lands aimed at Toast and goes off!
MANDARIN: OH MY!
Toast becomes... toast. Literal toast. Popcorn Pollo calls for the bell and rushes over to Dr. Scream.
DR. SCREAM: THE WINNER BY... uh... count out, I guess... ZARGNAX!
Dr. Scream rushes to attend to Toast, while Zargnax gingerly picks up his ray gun and steps around the scene on his way to the back.
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Post by ISM Office on Nov 5, 2015 7:53:26 GMT
Al Nova is standing inside the ring as Batman theme begins to play, and after a few seconds Owl Man comes out of the egg, with his cape covering his face. As the song hits the first "OWL MAN!", pyro explodes on either side of the egg, and Owl Man throws the cape behind his back and opens his arms wide, soaking in the love. He then strikes a flying pose and pretends to soar down to the ring. He tries to hop onto the apron and slingshot over the ropes, but gets tangled in the ropes and falls awkwardly forward. Afterwards, he tries to act dignified, as the crowd laughs. Eventually, he makes it to the ring, where he waits for the start of the match.
MANDARIN: Quite the debut for this young man! Battling a prime opponent in Al Nova!
Al Nova and Owl Man lock-up, with Nova doing a quick go behind. Owl Man trips and inadvertently sends Nova toppling over him in a fireman's carry slam. He tries to follow up with a huge splash, but Nova gets out of the way. Nova springs up and begins peppering Owl Man with kicks, Owl catches one after eating much too many. He nails Nova with the Peck! The most basic of moves! Nova stumbles back, and Owl Man scoops him up for a Samoan drop. He flattens the Purple Dragon to a good pop and sits up, he grabs the ropes and slowly pulls himself up. He gets to the second and slips off while trying to get to the third, but the effect remains the same - the Swoop has connected! Owl Man hooks the leg, although he could only use one finger to cover. 1... 2... 3!
MANDARIN: My goodness! Owl Man has defeated the Purple Dragon!
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Post by ISM Office on Nov 5, 2015 7:53:53 GMT
MANDARIN: A very special contest coming up for our main event! The very first time in Pollomania history that two champions will team up on the same side to battle two of their top challengers - El Tigre de Jengibre, the Supremo Champion and Mr. Crazy, the Scramble Champion will battle the formidable tandem of El Vainillo and Grin!
'Ole' by the Bouncing Souls starts playing on the PA system, as the man known as El Vainillo bursts through the egg, his arms raised to the crowd. A moment later, the fun-loving técnico seeks to start a clap-along to the beat of the song, encouraging the crowd to join in with him. Once he has the entire crowd clapping and chanting, he sprints down to the ring, slides under the bottom rope, runs towards the opposite turnbuckle and raises his arms to the crowd yet again. He then backflips off the 'buckle, landing in the centre of the mat to a cheer from the crowd. He does this on all four turnbuckles before finally gaining the centre of the ring and preparing for the start of his scheduled match. The speakers blast "E-Pro" by Beck. The stage egg cracks open, and we see Woody with his arm over The Grin's shoulder, and both have their free arm up in a wave! The Grin then kneels and flexes his arms, before scooping Woody up and giving him a shoulder-ride to the ring! Woody's arm comes down, and The Grin leans in so Woody can get high-fives from the fans. Once they get to the ring, The Grin claps his hands together and then stretches them out, as the crowd reacts.
MANDARIN: Woody was not too pleased about being left out of this match, but neither Holly Guacamole or Brutus Smith were cleared to compete on this event.
The venue's lights dim as "Jumpin' Jack Flash" by Alex Chilton begins playing. Mr. Crazy walks out with both of his hands raised and doing the "horns", before proceeding to walk down the entrance ramp while dispensing middle-fingers and insults to the front-row hecklers. Mr. Crazy breaks into a run as he approaches the ring and leaps cleanly over the top-rope in a display of his athletic prowess, landing in a knee-slide on the canvass with his hands playing a mock air-guitar. He raises himself to his feet and removes his robe, folding it before throwing it out of the ring as he surveys the audience. "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns and Roses hits and El Tigre de Jengibre walks out onto entry way, accompanied by Ms. Charlotte O'Neal and Brutus Smith, he stops and drops to one knee, flipping off the crowd. As he walks down to the ring he stops repeated to threaten fans with the back of his hand. He jumps up onto the apron, springboards of the top rope and rolls into the middle of the ring up to one knee where he once again flips off the crowd, while Brutus stands behind him and Ms. O'Neal to his right.
MANDARIN: He may not be cleared to compete, but Brutus Smith has come to oversee this match.
Grin and Vainillo are talking amongst themselves while Crazy just nods to Tigre, who gives him a thumbs up and exits to the apron. Crazy starts things off against Vainillo in a traditional collar and elbow tie-up, Vainillo does a quick go behind and attempts to lift Crazy into the air but he shifts his weight and brings himself down to the mat causing Vainillo to roll through. They both return to a vertical base and Crazy does a hip toss, Vainillo lands on his feet and keeps a hold of Crazy's arm, leaping onto the second rope and taking Crazy for quite the ride with a springboard arm drag. The momentum causes Crazy to get back to his feet, Vainillo dropkicks him! Crazy falls to the mat and bails out of the ring.
MANDARIN: Per the rules - that is an automatic tag!
El Tigre de Jengibre argues with Crazy, who just shakes his head until he runs into Brutus Smith. Charlotte O'Neal gets in his face and Crazy jumps on the apron, climbs in the ring and turns around - slaps Tigre on the chest and exits the ring again. Tigre looks even more pissed than before, but decides to get into the ring. The Supremo Champion locks horns with El Vainillo, applying a side headlock before being sent off the ropes. Upon the return, Tigre shoulderblocks him to the mat and leaps over him to hit the adjacent ropes. Vainillo leaps up and hurricanranas El Tigre de Jengibre, causing him to roll out of the ring. The automatic tag means that Mr. Crazy is in, and he tries to blindside him... but a Vanilla Kick (Superkick) catches him first! Vainillo grabs the staggered Scramble Champion and tosses him thru the ropes onto El Tigre. Grin tags in and the big man walks over to the ropes and motions to Vainillo, who rushes at him... Grin throws him up and over with a back body drop causing him to land onto the rudo champions below!
MANDARIN: The tecnicos have got all of the champions so far!
Vainillo climbs back into the ring as Smalltooth Jones keeps his count on hold (Pollomania rules state the once a move has been performed on an unsuspecting opponent on the outside, they have an indefinite amount of time to return to the ring - as per referee's discreition). Brutus and O'Neal get Tigre up and sit him in a chair. Smith goes back, yanks Crazy up and tosses him back into the ring. Grin grabs him and chucks him into the corner. He lays into him with a big clothesline and keeps a hold of his wrist - lifting him right back up when he falls. This time, he seats Crazy on the top turnbuckle and climbs onto the second rope looking as though he's going to do a superplex. Except he only lifts the Scramble Champ half way and then sends him back down, crotch first. Smalltooth Jones gets in his face about it and Grin insists that he slipped, and shows Jones the middle rope is indeed slippery. Jones retrieves a towel from a stage hand and begins wiping it down while Grin grabs Crazy's hand and bounces him up and down a couple of times before chokeslaming him into the centre of the ring to complete the Pollo Bucket Breakfast Scramble Combo #1.
MANDARIN: Oh my, Grin sure knows how to bend the rules and get away with it!
Crazy rolls out of the ring and El Tigre is now the legal man. Grin backs up to the ropes and leans on them, waiting for El Tigre to enter. Tigre gets in the ring and walks a few steps toward Grin before dropping to the mat and rolling back out. Grin gets aggravated and charges toward him, Mr. Crazy leaps into the ring and knees Grin in the back causing him to fall throat first onto the second rope. Crazy drives his knee into the back of Grin's neck, further choking him until Smalltooth Jones pulls him off. This distraction allows Brutus Smith to wallop Grin across the face and send him tumbling back into the ring. El Tigre de Jengibre climbs in as Crazy exits.
MANDARIN: For as rough a start as Tigre and Crazy got off to, they seem to be working like a well oiled machine now.
Tigre drives his knee into Grin's back and applies a Camel Clutch, yanking back on Grin's neck, using the mask as extra leverage. Jones tells him to knock it off... so Tigre releases the hold and leaps up... double stomping Grin between the shoulder blades. He then grabs one of Grin's legs and puts his knee on the back of his neck in an elevated single leg crab. Grin cries out in pain and kicks him off... Tigre nearly goes flying head first into El Vainillo, but he side steps and thwacks the Supremo Champion with an enzuigiri. Grin rolls out to the apron making El Vainillo the legal man. Vainillo springboards off the ropes to the staggering Tigre but eats a European uppercut! Vainillo falls to the mat, but Tigre yanks him back up... sending him off the ropes and delivering a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Vainillo stiffens out in pain. Tigre yanks him to his feet and backs into the rudo corner, allowing Crazy to tag in.
MANDARIN: Just as I said!
Tigre and Crazy deliver a tandem snap suplex to Vainillo before the Supremo Champion leaves the ring. Crazy backs into the corner and rushes in... dropping a leg across his throat! Vainillo sits up, holding his throat allowing Crazy to apply a rear naked choke! Grin runs in and boots Crazy in the face! Tigre gets in the ring and gets restrained by Smalltooth Jones. Grin grabs Crazy by the throat and slams him into the turnbuckle, holding him there and choking him! El Vainillo gets up and Grin Irish whips Mr. Crazy into him, Vainillo kicks him in the gut and delivers the International Destroyer! Grin exits and Vainillo covers...
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Brutus Smith pulls Jones out of the ring to break up the count. Vainillo gets up and dives out on top of Brutus Smith and Smalltooth Jones by association. Charlotte O'Neal begins freaking out and kicking El Vainillo, which draws the ire of Grin who grabs Woody and launches him into O'Neal! You've never seen a man possessed like El Tigre de Jengibre upon seeing his manager taken out. Crazy remains down inside the ring. Grin goes to pick Woody up, but notices El Tigre - who's trying to launch a fireball. El Vainillo sees this and pushes Tigre, the fireball blows past Grin's head just barely. Tigre grabs El Vainillo and chucks him into the ring post before Grin can get to him, Tigre slides into the ring and incensed Grin follows him. Tigre tries to cut him off, stomping on him as he slides in, but Grin shrugs him off and pushes him down. Tigre begs off into the corner, trying to light a second fireball but Grin slaps the lighter out of his hands and pulls him to his feet. He begins hammering him in the gut, the head and basically anywhere he can. He swings Tigre around and is about to hit Grinside Out when...
LOW BLOW~!
Holly Guacamole kicks him low. Tigre drops to the mat and Holly waits for Grin to fall to his knees... when he does, she grabs a Pollo Bucket and pours its contents over his head! It's hot gravy! Grin writhes on the mat in pain as Holly screams at him for throwing her into the pit just two weeks ago.
LIGHTS OUT~!
The video tron lights up.
AIP: Greetings angry humans and other life forms.
Holly is still yelling.
AIP: Being that you have taken out the official signed to this match, I have but no choice to officially rule this match a no contest.
The crowd boos.
AIP: However... the various heinous actions and pure hatred that I have witnessed during my time in charge have led me to make the following decision.
The video tron switches to a double ring and the crowd murmurs.
AIP: On December 2nd in Tampa, Florida at the Pollomania season finale... a team led by Grin will battle a team led by El Tigre de Jengibre inside... the Pollo Playhouse.
The double ring changes to a double ringed cage.
AIP: You both have a month to assemble your teams. Good luck.
The video tron fades out. Stage hands are attending to Grin while El Vainillo comes to and grabs Woody, taking him to safety before the Embassy Misfits realize he's alone. The Embassy Misfits stand tall once more on the entrance ramp, while Mr. Crazy is still shaking his head out from the devastating piledriver.
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