Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2015 23:13:46 GMT
The latest video on the Pollomania website opens with Chicken Scramble competitor and rising star El Vainillo, tucking into what appears to be a bowl of diced chicken mixed with scrambled eggs and pasta. The técnico munches away for a few seconds, seemingly oblivious to the fact that the video has started, before looking up and waving to the camera.
'Hola, pollos! Is El Vainillo here, being preparing for Chicken Scramble lucha at next Pollomania eventing on Wednesday!'
The luchador holds his half-empty bowl out towards the camera.
'El Vainillo is not knowing how is preparing for lucha like that, so Senora Vainillo is telling him: taking chicken, taking eggs, putting together...making Chicken Scramble! So El Vainillo is trying, and is being yummy!'
Vainillo smacks his lips underneath his mask, then puts his bowl aside.
'For being serious, now. El Vainillo is knowing what is being Chicken Scramble lucha. Is being ten minute, everybody inside ring, and anything is going. No rulers. All peoples is doing whatever they are wanting.
This is making El Vainillo worrying. Because El Vainillo is looking at components for Chicken Scramble lucha, and is seeing man from space! Is seeing videogame person! Is seeing Mr. Loco! And is thinking...if anything is going...El Vainillo is being in trouble! Because space man is shooting laser, videogame person is doing videogame things, Senor Crazy is doing crazy things...and El Vainillo, he not having nothing special to do to be winning lucha!
But then...El Vainillo is thinking. He is thinking...what is helping El Vainillo all this time? What is helping him in other company? What is helping him in Pollomania? What is making El Vainillo still underheated?
And then El Vainillo is knowing what his secret weapon is being.
Is being heart.'
The luchador taps the left side of his chest.
'El Vainillo's special power is always being heart. He is saying to Willie Man when two of them are doing lucha. He is saying to Senor Loco, too. El Vainillo is having big heart that is not letting him give up! Is not letting him quit. Is saying 'doing it for Vainillos! They are wanting you to be winning!' So El Vainillo is listening, and El Vainillo is doing, and El Vainillo is winning. And El Vainillo is being underheated in career.'
Vainillo pauses, leaning in towards the camera.
'Wednesday, at Chicken Scramble lucha...is being same thing. Space man throws his rays, superman does videogame things, Mr. Loco is loco all he is wanting...El Vainillo is not quit. El Vainillo takes everything they are having to throwing at him, El Vainillo survives, and El Vainillo wins. And El Vainillo becomes underheated Pollomania Scramble Champion, and gives little pollos good Champion to be cheering.
And El Vainillo is doing with just simple secret weapon...
...heart.'
With this, the luchador cuts off the feed, ending the video.
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