A Man Called Crazy (El Vainillo RP #3 v Mr. Crazy)
Oct 5, 2015 0:54:34 GMT
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The latest video uploaded to the Pollomania website opens to newcomer El Vainillo sitting against an off-white wall, which almost matches his mask and trousers. His surroundings are otherwise quite bare, ensuring viewers' attention is trained on the luchador as he addresses them:
'Hola, peoples of Pollomania! Is El Vainillo here! And today, he talks about next component at Pollomania, Mr. Crazy.'
The lucha pauses for a second, to gather his thoughts.
'Now, Senor Crazy is being new to Pollomania – even more newer than El Vainillo. So El Vainillo is not knowing many things about him. El Vainillo hears this is first lucha of Senor Loco's life, but El Vainillo is not relieving it – El Vainillo is sure Mr. Loco is, how are you saying, very Experia.'
Another pause, as the newcomer senses he has made a mistake in his speech; unable to pinpoint it, however, he eventually chooses to simply go on:
'Anyway, the thing El Vainillo thinks about when he is hearing about Senor Crazy is being this: why is Mr. Crazy crazy? What is making him so crazy? El Vainillo is thinking maybe he is having things that make him loco en el coco. Like sounding of horns, toot toot! Or sounding when machine makes holes on the road – brrrrrr! El Vainillo is thinking maybe Mr. Loco is having things like that, and that is why he is calling himself Senor Crazy. El Vainillo is being very furious about what things are that make Senor Loco, loco. Maybe Senor Crazy tells El Vainillo after lucha, yes?'
The luchador pauses again, leaning forward slightly.
'Anyway, isn't mattering what makes Mr. Crazy, crazy. What is mattering is this: Senor Loco is new coming in Pollomania. El Vainillo, too. El Vainillo is having first lucha for Pollomania with Supremo Campeón, Mister Willie, and all peoples are saying it is being great lucha. Tigre de Jengibre is playing dirty at the end, El Vainillo gets disorientation win, but all peoples is still saying to El Vainillo 'well done', and El Vainillo is still being underheated in career.
Now Senor Loco is coming and having first lucha ever in Pollomania with El Vainillo. And maybe Senor Crazy is thinking he becomes first luchador to be making El Vainillo losing, and no more underheated. Then he is big guy, big dog at Pollomania. Maybe he is thinking he comes into ring, thinks about every things that are making him crazy, is getting angry, and is making El Vainillo losing. Maybe he thinks El Vainillo makes lucha easy for him, no problem, five minutes and lucha is being over.'
Vainillo leans forward yet further, his body language at once expressing confidence and intimacy as he delivers a final few words to the camera:
'If Mr. Loco is thinking that...Mr. Loco is being crazy.'
With this, and a final salute from the Pollomania newcomer, the video wraps up.
Final Word Count: 484