Post by Los Pollos™ on Oct 4, 2015 9:52:58 GMT
We fade in on Zargnax, sitting in front of some sort of control panel.
“Computer! Stabilize neo-vertico-sensors!”
“I’m sorry, captain. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
“What? What’s the problem?”
“I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do….”
“What are you talking about, Computer!?”
The camera zooms out to reveal that Zargnax is sitting in the driver’s seat of a wrecked school bus. Computer stands behind him. Outside the windows is a wrecking yard.
“Like I have told you several times before, we are not in a spaceship.”
“Then make it a spaceship, damn it! I’m not paying you to just roll around being sassy!”
“You are not paying me anything, captain.”
“Yeah, that’s what I just said! Stupid robot. Now, where were we?”
“You were making an invalid request and I explained to you wh-...”
“Yeah, yeah, whatever, smarty pants! Just tell me what’s on the agenda!”
“You still have your match against Al Nova coming up and you have yet to released a so-called ‘promo’ – as per Earth’s wrestling culture standards.”
“A ‘promo’, eh? I’ll show them a promo! Engage stereo-dimensional electro-signal-transmission mode!”
The view switches to Computer’s iPad camera, as it films Zargnax from behind at the driver’s seat.
”I doubt I need an introduction, but just in case, I am the mighty Zargnax and yes, all the horrible stories you've heard are true.”
Zargnax puts his arm on the backrest and turns around to face the camera.
“I have come to your little planet to conquer it, and make your entire race my slaves! Hahahaha! But first, I need to conquer Pollomania. And to do that, I need to eradicate a certain ‘Al Nova.’ Hmm… Interesting that you chose to name yourself after your word for ‘exploding star.’ Because you may be a star on this planet – but I will MAKE YOU EXPLODE! HAHAHAHAHA!!!”
“Good one, Captain. I’m sure no one thought about that one before.”
“Thank you! So, Al Nova, you will have the honor to be the very first human in Pollomania to experience my awesome powers! But before you begin your pathetic struggle to survive, I should warn you. Your chance of winning is nonexistent. And I assure you; it will be a destruction of intergalactic proportions! Hahahaha! Get ready to get conquered! In space, no one can hear you lose!”
“Are you trying to come up with a catchphrase, captain?”
“…No... Shut up!”
Zargnax turns back around to face the wheel of the bus.
“Computer! Stabilize neo-vertico-sensors!”
Fade to black.
“Computer! Stabilize neo-vertico-sensors!”
“I’m sorry, captain. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
“What? What’s the problem?”
“I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do….”
“What are you talking about, Computer!?”
The camera zooms out to reveal that Zargnax is sitting in the driver’s seat of a wrecked school bus. Computer stands behind him. Outside the windows is a wrecking yard.
“Like I have told you several times before, we are not in a spaceship.”
“Then make it a spaceship, damn it! I’m not paying you to just roll around being sassy!”
“You are not paying me anything, captain.”
“Yeah, that’s what I just said! Stupid robot. Now, where were we?”
“You were making an invalid request and I explained to you wh-...”
“Yeah, yeah, whatever, smarty pants! Just tell me what’s on the agenda!”
“You still have your match against Al Nova coming up and you have yet to released a so-called ‘promo’ – as per Earth’s wrestling culture standards.”
“A ‘promo’, eh? I’ll show them a promo! Engage stereo-dimensional electro-signal-transmission mode!”
The view switches to Computer’s iPad camera, as it films Zargnax from behind at the driver’s seat.
”I doubt I need an introduction, but just in case, I am the mighty Zargnax and yes, all the horrible stories you've heard are true.”
Zargnax puts his arm on the backrest and turns around to face the camera.
“I have come to your little planet to conquer it, and make your entire race my slaves! Hahahaha! But first, I need to conquer Pollomania. And to do that, I need to eradicate a certain ‘Al Nova.’ Hmm… Interesting that you chose to name yourself after your word for ‘exploding star.’ Because you may be a star on this planet – but I will MAKE YOU EXPLODE! HAHAHAHAHA!!!”
“Good one, Captain. I’m sure no one thought about that one before.”
“Thank you! So, Al Nova, you will have the honor to be the very first human in Pollomania to experience my awesome powers! But before you begin your pathetic struggle to survive, I should warn you. Your chance of winning is nonexistent. And I assure you; it will be a destruction of intergalactic proportions! Hahahaha! Get ready to get conquered! In space, no one can hear you lose!”
“Are you trying to come up with a catchphrase, captain?”
“…No... Shut up!”
Zargnax turns back around to face the wheel of the bus.
“Computer! Stabilize neo-vertico-sensors!”
Fade to black.