Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2015 11:07:39 GMT
"YES, I DID IT! I AM A WINNER!!!"
Behind the scenes at a very exclusive party being held at the Sensation manor, loud rap music was blasting in the background as all the girls be getting tipsy in the hot tub with the man of the hour, Hayden Sensation, who as promised was serenading his success after the recent Pollomania event.
"Has anyone ever seen anything like that before in their life? Three German suplexes on the outside of the ring, and it still wasn't enough to keep this pimp down. What a display of fortitude. Nice try, Mascara del Baile, you insufferable showboating little dork. You threw everything you had at me, and it might well have been enough to get the job done against one of these regular masked jackoffs, but not against the hottest rising star in all of wrestling, the C.O.C, "Center Stage" Hayden Sensation! I am straight up out of your league fool. You can't stop me."
Hayden pops a bottle of expensive champagne, pouring the liquid down his throat as he leans back, wrapping his arms around two of the hotties in the tub with him as another V.I.P member of the Sensation fan club comes up from behind to give him a much needed shoulder rub.
"Ahhh, that's nice. Emily, restart the video. I want to admire my sweet sweet handiwork one more time. Then check to see if there's any word on the next show."
His personal assistant goes to work, resetting the match then checking on the Pollomania website.
"I rock! Check out those abs. Everybody cheer for me now."
The bimbos start cheering and Hayden pops big time for his entrance. Getting all aggressive and throwing the bottle smashing against the wall behind the projection screen as his opponent makes his way out.
"Boo! Screw this guy, everyone hate on him and his shitty dance music. Yeah, get the hell out of here you skinny punk, we want Sensation!"
Everyone joins Hayden's heckling as Emily speaks over them.
"Your next match is on the 7th of October, in El Paso, and you will be facing... Wildstar D."
Silence fell over the group as Hayden scans his brain for any recollection of this next opponent, recalling some vague far out stories about a time traveller or something like that.
"So, what's the D stand for then? Dumbass?"
Everybody laughs, except for the P.A. who doesn't even pretend to find her employer amusing. Answering back in a bored manner.
"Urgh, how am I supposed to know. Is that a real question?"
He ignores her.
"Then it appears that the date is set. In little under two weeks I will travel to the backwards ass state of Texas and make my return to Pollomania, destroy another pathetic luchador and further cement my position as a future legend. And it will be, what's that girls... Come on you know this..."
"SENSATIONAL"
"Exactly! See that Emily?"
Emily rolls her eyes.
Behind the scenes at a very exclusive party being held at the Sensation manor, loud rap music was blasting in the background as all the girls be getting tipsy in the hot tub with the man of the hour, Hayden Sensation, who as promised was serenading his success after the recent Pollomania event.
"Has anyone ever seen anything like that before in their life? Three German suplexes on the outside of the ring, and it still wasn't enough to keep this pimp down. What a display of fortitude. Nice try, Mascara del Baile, you insufferable showboating little dork. You threw everything you had at me, and it might well have been enough to get the job done against one of these regular masked jackoffs, but not against the hottest rising star in all of wrestling, the C.O.C, "Center Stage" Hayden Sensation! I am straight up out of your league fool. You can't stop me."
Hayden pops a bottle of expensive champagne, pouring the liquid down his throat as he leans back, wrapping his arms around two of the hotties in the tub with him as another V.I.P member of the Sensation fan club comes up from behind to give him a much needed shoulder rub.
"Ahhh, that's nice. Emily, restart the video. I want to admire my sweet sweet handiwork one more time. Then check to see if there's any word on the next show."
His personal assistant goes to work, resetting the match then checking on the Pollomania website.
"I rock! Check out those abs. Everybody cheer for me now."
The bimbos start cheering and Hayden pops big time for his entrance. Getting all aggressive and throwing the bottle smashing against the wall behind the projection screen as his opponent makes his way out.
"Boo! Screw this guy, everyone hate on him and his shitty dance music. Yeah, get the hell out of here you skinny punk, we want Sensation!"
Everyone joins Hayden's heckling as Emily speaks over them.
"Your next match is on the 7th of October, in El Paso, and you will be facing... Wildstar D."
Silence fell over the group as Hayden scans his brain for any recollection of this next opponent, recalling some vague far out stories about a time traveller or something like that.
"So, what's the D stand for then? Dumbass?"
Everybody laughs, except for the P.A. who doesn't even pretend to find her employer amusing. Answering back in a bored manner.
"Urgh, how am I supposed to know. Is that a real question?"
He ignores her.
"Then it appears that the date is set. In little under two weeks I will travel to the backwards ass state of Texas and make my return to Pollomania, destroy another pathetic luchador and further cement my position as a future legend. And it will be, what's that girls... Come on you know this..."
"SENSATIONAL"
"Exactly! See that Emily?"
Emily rolls her eyes.