Post by ISM Office on Sept 24, 2015 8:37:03 GMT
In response to the heinous actions that we witnessed at the end of the Three Cup Chicken event, the Canadian Embassy Misfits of Brutus Smith, Holly Guacamole and Charlotte O'Neal have all been banned from attending the Disorder in the House event in El Paso, Texas on October 7th. This is to ensure the Supremo Championship match does not suffer from the same shenanigans that hampered the Three Cup Chicken trios tournament. Additional action has been rumored, but as of press time - the only confirmed detail we can give you is that the Embassy will not be able to be in El Tigre de Jengibre's corner on October 7th.
Super Pollo is believed to have suffered second degree burns to his face, which Nirvana was luckily able to avoid when he was fireballed by El Tigre de Jengibre on September 9th. Unlike Nirvana, Soup's mask actually caught on fire. El Hijo de Pollo has vowed revenge when the time is right and has taken possession of Soup's burned mask. When asked to comment, El Tigre de Jengibre simply said - "I love fried chicken".
The entire tecnico locker room saw Super Pollo to his ambulance and then scoured the Pollo Hall in San Diego for Tigre and his Embassy Misfits, but it appears Charlotte O'Neal whisked them away immediately following the attack.
In the absence of Super Pollo from leadership duties for the time being, Mandarin has been left in charge. He quickly made the ruling on the Embassy being banned, and then announced that AIP - the Artificially Intelligent Pollo would be handling leadership duties. He went on to say that his decision to leave Pollomania in control of AIP was an easy one because being an AI program, AIP would make the best calls without any conflict of interests or bias (something Mandarin admitted he would not be able to do following the attack on his longtime friend). AIP will transmit his information, requests and orders via audio feed.
OOC: Essentially, AIP is our version of the Anonymous RAW GM except he isn't anonymous and the reveal won't be moronic.
A big Pollomania welcome to Mr. Crazy and Zargnax! The two of them both signed on to compete in Pollomania this past week and will make their first appearances on October 7th in El Paso.
Super Pollo is believed to have suffered second degree burns to his face, which Nirvana was luckily able to avoid when he was fireballed by El Tigre de Jengibre on September 9th. Unlike Nirvana, Soup's mask actually caught on fire. El Hijo de Pollo has vowed revenge when the time is right and has taken possession of Soup's burned mask. When asked to comment, El Tigre de Jengibre simply said - "I love fried chicken".
The entire tecnico locker room saw Super Pollo to his ambulance and then scoured the Pollo Hall in San Diego for Tigre and his Embassy Misfits, but it appears Charlotte O'Neal whisked them away immediately following the attack.
In the absence of Super Pollo from leadership duties for the time being, Mandarin has been left in charge. He quickly made the ruling on the Embassy being banned, and then announced that AIP - the Artificially Intelligent Pollo would be handling leadership duties. He went on to say that his decision to leave Pollomania in control of AIP was an easy one because being an AI program, AIP would make the best calls without any conflict of interests or bias (something Mandarin admitted he would not be able to do following the attack on his longtime friend). AIP will transmit his information, requests and orders via audio feed.
OOC: Essentially, AIP is our version of the Anonymous RAW GM except he isn't anonymous and the reveal won't be moronic.
A big Pollomania welcome to Mr. Crazy and Zargnax! The two of them both signed on to compete in Pollomania this past week and will make their first appearances on October 7th in El Paso.