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Post by ISM Office on Sept 23, 2015 23:13:49 GMT
In a dark corner of the Pollo Hall...
Brute and Holly are stretching for their match. Sitting off to the side, El Tigre de Jengibre stares intently into a candle flame with his Scramble championship in his lap.
Charlotte O'Neal enters followed by two embassy agents carrying packages.
"Gifts from the Ambassador," she states, handing the packages to Brute and Holly.
Opening it up, Brute pulls out a Scramble title.
"I am Brute?"
"The Ambassador ordered it for you. You are a former champion after all. It's all part of the fund the he created for all Pollomania athletes who have previously won titles here."
Both turn as Holly squeals with glee. In her hands is another Scramble championship.
"Funny," Tigre hissed in Charlotte's ear, she jumps at his sudden appearance, "I don't remember her pinning anyone in Tijuana last week."
Charlotte takes a breath before answering.
"You know your father. He hates for Holly to feel left out of anything."
She turns to look at him.
"He has another one hanging in his trophy room. Guess who that one was meant for."
Tigre growls before turning to grab his title, the official Scramble championship.
"Let me all have their trinkets. Tonight we win Three Cup Chicken Trios, then on October 7th in El Paso, I take the Supremo championship from the Zookeeper."
Tigre walks away into the darkness. After he's gone, Charlotte turns to the other two.
"The Ambassador wants both of you to wear your titles to the ring tonight as a sign of solidarity. We are Pollomania's only true home team after all."
"Do I have time to bling mine out," Holly asks, "I want it to look appropriate for a princess to wear!"
She runs off to find the supplies she'll need.
"I am Brute?"
Charlotte takes her glasses off and rubs the bridge of her nose.
"I don't know what the Ambassador is thinking either. Thankfully Tigre won't take this out on us but after we win tonight we'll seriously have to rethink whose side we're on. Come on, we better go find 'the princess' and help her beautify her title; otherwise we'll never make it to the ring. "
They both walk off to find Holly...
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Post by ISM Office on Sept 23, 2015 23:14:42 GMT
Our cameras are rolling backstage where we see the Supremo Champion, Zookeeper Willie, in his locker room with the door wide open. The crowd go absolutely wild.
"Let's see here..."
Dexter, for a lovely change, seems quite disciplined; sat amongst the champ's bags peeling a banana and looking on ever so innocently. Willie opens the bag we saw earlier in the week and we all know what's in there. One by one he picks up his tarantulas; all of which are different colours, species and sizes.
"Thor, Poison Ivy, Batman, Scuba Steve..."
It would seem Willie is naming his tarantulas. It would also seem he's named them after superheroes, villains or fictional play figures from Adam Sandler movies.
"Where's Daniel Craig?"
A sudden rush of panic. Willie's either looking for James Bond or he's lost one of his eight legged friends.
"Dexter??? Where's Daniel Craig?"
As Willie scours through his other bags the camera pans in on a purple and black, rather large hairy beast scampering across the floor and out of Willie's locker room. As the camera zooms further away, or the camera man simply walks away, Willie slams the door assumingly thinking he's locking it in. Foolish.
The camera fades shortly after hearing a bunch of ladies scream.
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Post by ISM Office on Sept 23, 2015 23:15:27 GMT
THREE CUP CHICKEN TRIOS TOURNAMENT - Bulletscars PD vs. The Nice Guys never happened, as both teams (minus Al Nova) and Los Knuckleheads were found completely decimated in the back with no suspects or motives in sight. Al Nova stumbled upon the scene after getting a water bottle, and hurriedly grabbed his gym bag and a mysterious glowing book and left.
THREE CUP CHICKEN TRIOS TOURNAMENT - From Parts Unknown vs. The Breakfast Club was a tale of two teams who were struggling to get along. El Hijo de Pollo and Bigfoot Jr had no issues, but El Chupacabra was a loose cannon who tagged himself in at every turn. Raisin Branielson didn't like the fact that NES-KWIK was actually getting some cheers for his offense and ordered him to tag out immediately! NES-KWIK disobeyed him, causing Branielson to get into the ring and throw him over the top rope to the floor knocking him out! Branielson was then Gorilla pressed by the 4'11 / 410lbs Bigfoot, Jr who dropped him right into a 99 Cent Special from El Hijo de Pollo to secure the first round victory.
THREE CUP CHICKEN TRIOS TOURNAMENT - Team HERO vs. the Smile Sisters was interesting. Team HERO utilized quick tags to dominate the match against Stacy Marie and Emery Harrison, but Katherine Kensington almost single handedly turned her team's fortune around with quick grapples and strikes against Wildstar D and the Marksman. Her undoing was delivering a Katie Kick to Wildstar D, knocking him out of the ring and tagging in the Sentinel II. The big man from Independence, Missouri tossed poor Katie Kensington around for a good few minutes before she was able to tag out. By this time, her partners had recovered but were unable to mount any significant offense and Stacy Marie found herself on the wrong end of the Marksman's Swift Justice.
THREE CUP CHICKEN TRIOS TOURNAMENT - The Broken Hipsters vs. Canadian Embassy Misfits started off wild, as the Embassy attacked the Hipsters on their way to the ring. From there, the strategy was to keep Walter Martin out of the equation. Nirvana was worked over for a large portion of the match, having his leg attacked by Brutus Smith courtesy of several slingshot corner splashes. El Tigre de Jengibre continued where he left off two weeks ago by continuously utilizing the headteachers to weaken his neck while Holly would tag in, double stomp him and tag back out. Nirvana eventually made the tag to Journeyman Philips, who wisely tagged in Walter Martin so they could utilize the 20 second double team rule and attack Brutus Smith. Walter Martin flew off with a missle dropkick, which drew an amazing reaction from the crowd. This staggered the big man, and Journeyman Philips came off the top rope with a bulldog to send the big man down in a hurry. He powdered out and left El Tigre de Jengibre to get beat on for a bit. Journeyman Philips chased Holly Guacamole off, leaving Nirvana in there with Tigre. The two would revisit two weeks ago with a big bearhug! Nirvana dropped him to attack Brutus Smith who tried to jump in and save his teammate, leaving Walter Martin to finish him off. Martin slapped on a sleeper hold, and then climbed up for the Martinsault to the delight of the crowd. He hit all 67 years experience of it and look poised to win, but Charlotte O'Neal hopped on the ring apron to distract Popcorn Pollo and allowed Holly Guacamole to return and bash the elder wrestler over the head with her hockey stick and allow big brother Tigre to secure the victory for their team.
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Post by ISM Office on Sept 23, 2015 23:15:52 GMT
DR. SCREAM OUR NEXT CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL WITH A FIFTEEN MINUTE TIME LIMIT.
"OLE" by the Bouncing Souls hits.
DR. SCREAM: OUR FIRST COMPETITOR HAILS FROM THE CONFECTIONARY AISLE AND WEIGHS IN TONIGHT AT ONE HUNDRED, FIFTY TWO POUNDS - EL VAINILLO~!
El Vainillo leaps through the egg before it's entirely open, somersaulting onto the stage and then jumping into the air with his arms raised. He bounces up and down in place for a few moments, getting the crowd to clap along with him before he sprints down to the ring and hops in. He is interrupted by "Bare Dubstepidies"...
DR. SCREAM: HIS OPPONENT HAILS FROM NEW YORK AND WEIGHS IN TONIGHT AT TWO HUNDRED, SEVENTY POUNDS. HE IS THE CURRENT SUPREMO CHAMPION - ZOOKEEPER WILLIE~!
Big pop as the egg opens up and Dexter comes out, then Zookeeper Willie! The two dance a bit before Willie hands Dexter off to Mandarin at the announce table and insists that the alien not probe his friend! Willie continues dancing down to the ring, reaching the ring apron and looks to the crowd... before simply getting into the ring. He raises his title high to a good pop and El Vainillo claps politely.
DR. SCREAM: YOUR REFEREE IS DARNELL CANE~!
MANDARIN: A very rare non title match appearance for Zookeeper Willie, who has successfully defended his championship at back to back events against the Tatsu Pro holdovers. Tonight he squares off against a new face here in Pollomaia - El Vainillo! It is a very unique situation!
The bell sounds and the two shake hands before locking up, there is only a two inch height difference between Vainillo and Willie, but the champion outweighs him by a hundred and twenty pounds! Vainillo gets the early advantage with an arm wringer, but Willie quickly turns it around on the masked man and slaps on an arm wringer of his own! Vainillo uses his speed and quickness to roll forward, but finds himself still locked in the hold. He rolls forward again, same result. Willie wrings it in tighter and transitions it into a hammerlock. Vainillo attempts to fight it, but then grabs the back of Willie's head and hoists himself up straight into the air and uses the momentum of him falling to snapmare the champion! Willie gets up and rushes Vainillo, who leapfrogs over him and then catches him with a monkey flip on the return! The champion lands hard and powders out of the ring.
MANDARIN: Oh my! The newcomer getting the best of the champion in the early moments, forcing him to exit the ring and reset a bit. It's a veteran tactic, you exit the ring and let the opponent's adrenaline come back down to ordinary levels while you get your own wits together.
Willie rolls back into the ring and sidesteps a running attack, Vainillo leaps onto the second rope and flies back with a springboard crossbody but Willie actually somersaults forward to avoid it. Vainillo has a rough landing, but gets back up quickly and eats a spinning heel kick for his efforts! Vainillo falls through the ropes, onto the apron and out to the floor. Willie exits the ring, climbs up the turnbuckle and waits for Vainillo to get up... when he does, he goes to leap off the top, but slips and winds up more or less just falling on top of the newbie! Willie recovers first, grabs Vainillo and tosses him into the ring and rolls him onto his back for a lateral press.
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NO!
Willie pulls Vainillo to his feet and whips him into the corner before rushing in and squashing him! Willie backs all the way up to the opposite corner this time and dances a bit before charging in again, Vainillo drops down and the champion catches nothing but turnbuckle! He quickly schoolboy sweeps him!
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KICKOUT!
Vainillo backs off letting the champion get to his feet and then rushes at him, attempting a headscissors takedown. He gets halfway through the rotation before Willie trips, and inadvertently delivers a vicious looking lungblower! The newcomer writhes around the mat in pain as Willie drops a knee on his back and then puts his hands around his opponent's chin to complete a variation of the Camel Clutch. Vainillo refuses to submit when asked by referee Darnell Cane, instead opting to reach for the ropes but this is no easy task with a two hundred and seventy pound man putting all of his weight on your back. Willie sees Vainillo is not planning to give up and relents on the hold before he overexerts himself. He grabs Vainillo around the waist and looks poised to deliver the Chimp Bomb (Powerbomb)... he lifts him up, but Vainillo strikes him a few times in the head and hurricanranas him! Willie gets whipped right out of the ring, and Vainillo begins clapping, Darnell Cane is in the way, trying to tell Willie to get back in the ring, but Vainillo doesn't care! He runs up Cane's back and does a shooting star plancha out onto the champion as the crowd roars in response!
MANDARIN: El Vainillo is arguably putting the champion to his greatest test here in Pollomania thus far and it is not even for the championship!
Vainillo grabs Willie and rolls him into the ring, he climbs up onto the turnbuckle and leaps off with a 450 splash... BUT NO ONE IS HOME~! Willie rolls out of the way just in time, causing the masked luchadore to crash and burn. Willie gets up and scissors kicks the doubled over Vainillo, who hits the mat with a thud. Willie rolls the newbie onto his back and then runs, leaps off the second rope with the Flying Monkey (springboard moonsault) and though he more or less does a handstand and then falls on top of him - he hits it. He considers a cover, but opts instead to pull the masked man up to his feet and hook him around the waist again before leaping forward with the Chimp Bomb, but again, Vainillo is able to get out of it. This time, he doesn't hurricanrana, but rather heads the other way and sunset flips him! Willie staggers... staggers... trying to keep his balance and then SPLAT with a Banzai drop to the mat!
MANDARIN: Vainillo got out of dodge before the derriere could come down on him!
Willie sits in pain as Vainillo gets up and force feeds him a soccer kick to the chest! Willie falls back and Vainillo points to the turnbuckles, the crowd roars in approval as the masked man ascends to the top and turns his back to Willie! He flies off with a 540 Corkscrew Moonsault and hits it perfectly! He considers a cover, but instead begins pulling Willie to his feet. He does a bit of a dance instead of tuning up the band and steps forward with the Vainilla Kick (Superkick)! Willie ducks it, then kicks Vainilla in the gut and hoists him up again for the Chimp Bomb...
MANDARIN: whattheheck!?
El Tigre de Jengibre springboards off the top rope and clobbers Vainillo in midair with his Scramble Championship as Willie is slamming him to the ground. Tigre rolls out before Willie sees him, Cane calls for the bell and Willie gets up confused. Tigre hides as Willie begins losing his cool, pushing the rookie referee into the corner demanding a reason! Cane DEMANDS Willie move, and he obliges, but follows him all the way over to Dr. Scream. Cane orders him to back off, so Willie does, looking down at Vainillo who is out cold as Cane talks to Dr. Scream.
DR. SCREAM: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH AS A RESULT OF DISQUALIFICATION - EL VAINILLO~!
Willie begins pushing Cane, asking "WHY!?" repeatedly before turning around into a belt shot from El Tigre de Jengibre! The Supremo Champion goes down in a hurry, and the Scramble Champion smiles at Darnell Cane, who dips out before he can get attacked by the rudo.
MANDARIN: He should be in the back preparing for the semi finals, but instead he is out here interrupting a great contest between two tecnicos! What scum!
Tigre picks up both the Supremo and Scramble Championships and stands tall over Willie as the scene fades out.
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Post by ISM Office on Sept 23, 2015 23:16:40 GMT
DR. SCREAM: THE NEXT CONTEST IS A SEMI FINAL MATCH IN THE THREE CUP CHICKEN TRIOS TOURNAMENT SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL WITH A THIRTY MINUTE TIME LIMIT!
The Prodigy's "Serial Thrilla" hits and the trio representing Omega Combat emerges from the egg. First, Kaoru Aoki walks out, adjusting his wrist tape while Washed Up Hollywood of Stuntman Dan and THE Alexander bounce out behind him and then past him.
DR. SCREAM: INTRODUCING TEAM NUMBER ONE AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF FIVE HUNDRED, EIGHTY NINE POUNDS... THE ALEXANDER, KAORU AOKI AND STUNTMAN DAN - TEAM OMEGA COMBAT~!
The trio all hit the ring and the same time and hop in as Danzig's "Thirteen" begins blaring over the speaker system.
DR. SCREAM: THEIR OPPONENTS AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF SEVEN HUNDRED, SIXTY POUNDS... EL CHUPACABRA, BIGFOOT JR and EL HIJO DE POLLO - TEAM PARTS UNKNOWN~!
El Chupacabra sprints out of the egg and dives into the ring on top of the opposing trio, while El Hijo de Pollo and Bigfoot Jr rush down the ramp to catch up.
MANDARIN: It is an all out war!
Predictably, the numbers game quickly catches up to El Chupacabra, forcing Bigfoot, Jr. to gorilla press El Hijo de Pollo and throw him onto all three members of Omega Combat inside the ring. The bell sounds as Hijo gets up, grabs Stuntman Dan, tosses him out of the ring. He grabs Kaoru Aoki, tosses him out of the ring. The creatures each file out after them leaving Hijo in the ring with THE Alexander. The two lock-up, Alexander twists Hijo's arm into an arm wringer before El Hijo uses the ropes to flip himself and reverse the arm wringer around on Alexander. THE Alexander cries out in pain as Hijo wrenches the hold in tighter, Alexander rolls down to the mat and tries to kip up but Hijo simply lets him go causing the kip up to do more harm than good! Alexander tries to make the most out of a bad situation and kips up again, this time actually doing so, but then gets arm dragged by Hijo. Alexander jumps to his feet after landing and Hijo looks to monkey flip him, but instead, presents himself tied up like a pretzel.
MANDARIN: I do not believe I have seen El Hijo de Pollo employ such a tactic before!
Alexander walks all around him, confused as anything, then spins him around a few times. Hijo extends a hand, and Alexander asks referee Darnell Cane, the crowd and basically anyone you could ever ask if he should do. Hijo tells him he should, and that seems to be all the assurance he needs. Hijo launches him forward to complete the Lady of the Lake! Alexander rolls out, and Stuntman Dan comes in, eats an arm drag. Gets up, eats an arm drag. Gets up, eats an arm drag. I feel like I'm repeating myself. Dan gets up once more, and Hijo takes him over with a headscissors takedown! Hijo runs to the top rope, but Stuntman Dan cuts him off and brings home down a lot faster than he originally intended to come down! Dan pummels Hijo a bit before throwing him down across the middle rope, he rushes across the ring and comes back, driving his knee into the back of the legend! He grabs Hijo up and delivers the Motion Capture suplex (T-Bone) and covers
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2-KICKOUT!
Curiously, Stuntman Dan grabs Hijo's legs and locks him in a sharpshooter / inverted surfboard combination. It is better known as the Grilled Chicken Combo, the finishing hold of one, Super Pollo! Stuntman Dan apparently having done some scouting and putting Hijo in a hold that in all likelihood, he has never, ever been in before! Hijo's extremities are all restrained, so El Chupacabra must come in to break up the hold. Hijo rolls out, and Chupa takes over. Stuntman Dan runs up on him, but gets a boot to the chest for his efforts. He stumbles out onto the apron, and El Chupacabra leaps onto the second rope, up to the third, and then corkscrew moonsaults onto Dan, taking him and Bigfoot Jr/Kaoru Aoki out below. THE Alexander slides into the ring while the count is going on, and sits patiently.
MANDARIN: THE Alexander hoping that the road to the finals will be a count out victory, I suppose!
The count of fifteen rolls around, and Stuntman Dan rolls into the ring but Bigfoot, Jr. is right behind him. Washed Up Hollywood begin putting the boots to him, but he gets up anyway and fends them off! They hit the ropes and try double dropkicks, but it only stumbles the creature back into the ropes. They back up again, grabbing hands and try for a double clothesline but Bigfoot charges forward, hoists them both over his shoulder and spinebusters both simultaneously! He covers!
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MANDARIN: OH MY DARAMMU~! Bigfoot, Jr. just advanced his team to the finals!
El Chupacabra gets into the ring, as does El Hijo de Pollo and celebrate with Bigfoot, who looks very pleased that he was able to pick up a victory here tonight. Kaoru Aoki storms off, obviously angry that he never even got a real chance to get involved with the match.
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Post by ISM Office on Sept 23, 2015 23:18:13 GMT
Liquid Tension Experiment's "Acid Rain" hits.
DR. SCREAM: THIS NEXT CONTEST IS A SEMI FINAL MATCH IN THE THREE CUP CHICKEN TRIOS TOURNAMENT! INTRODUCING FIRST AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF SIX HUNDRED, FIFTY SEVEN POUNDS - SENTINEL II, THE MARKSMAN and WILDSTAR D - HIGHER EXCELLENCE IN RING OPERATIVES - THEY ARE TEAM HERO~!
The trio casually stroll down to the ring, looking to get down to business and potentially conserve themselves for the finals. Daylight for Deadeyes' rendition of "O'Canada" begins and Brutus Smith emerges from the egg with Charlotte O'Neal, but no Holly or Tigre.
DR. SCREAM: THEIR OPPONENTS! AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF EIGHT HUNDRED, FIFTEEN POUNDS - HOLLY GUACAMOLE, BRUTUS SMITH AND EL TIGRE DE JENGIBRE - THE CANADIAN EMBASSY MISFITS!
The tecnicos turn around in time to catch El Tigre and Holly Guacamole trying to sneak attack them. Wildstar goes after Tigre, while Marksman attempts to fend off Holly's wild attacks. Sentinel doesn't wait for Brutus Smith to get all the way down the ramp, opting to meet in the middle and light him up with big right hands as the bell sounds. Wildstar pounds away on Tigre, who tries to high tail it out of the ring but the man from the future is hot on his tail! Marksman gets his eyes raked by Holly, while Sentinel is slugging it out with Smith! Brutus Smith though quickly gains the upperhand due to his brute strength and size advantage, tossing Sentinel II off of the ramp into the corner post! The big tecnico goes down hard, Smith stays on him as he tries to crawl away.
MANDARIN: I do not believe there is any order to restore here! It is a wild scene!
Marksman dumps Holly into the crowd and goes to D, grabbing Tigre's arm and holding him back so that Wildstar can fire a few strikes into his gut! Holly comes back and rakes the back of the Marksman, causing him to release her brother. Smith rolls Sentinel into the ring, who gets up and attacks Smith as he gets in! Sentinel foolishly tries to slam Brute, but the big man falls on top of him! 1... 2... Saved by the Marksman, who turns the big man around to face him and proceeds to clobber him with a vicious rolling elbow! It actually staggers Brutus Smith back, and the Marksman focuses his attack on him - delivering several more shots to the abdomen area and backs him into the corner. The Marksman turns to the crowd, all fired up, and just so happens to see a flying El Tigre coming at him! He drops the Tigre midair with an elbow to the gut! The Marksman turns around all full of momentum and gets caught in the mush with a big boot! Tigre jumps on top of him, firing big right hands down onto him before rolling out to the floor. Smith yanks the Marksman to his feet and whips him into the corner where he delivers a massive overhand chop! The Marksman stumbles out in pain, a large welt forming on his chest in the form of Smith's hand! The Marksman turns around and slaps Smith, who responds in kind by grabbing his head and applying the Iron Claw! He backs the Masked Master of the Mat back into the corner and holds the claw hold on, forcing referee Popcorn Pollo to begin a five count.
MANDARIN: Oh no! His finishing attack! The only saving grave for the Marksman is that he must break the hold because he is in the ropes, but the damage could already be done!
Smith holds the claw on for as long as he possibly can without being disqualified, and then punches Marksman in the gut and exits the ring, allowing Holly Guacamole to take over. She runs in and kicks him in the gut and then tries running his masked face along the top rope all the way back to her corner, but he breaks free! Holly quickly leaps up and double stomps his back before he can get three quarters of the way across the ring. She drags him back and El Tigre tags himself in, climbing to the top and coming off with a double axe handle to the doubled over Marksman. Wildstar D tries to rally the crowd behind his comrade as Tigre tries to clamp on a side headlock, but Marksman breaks free and WRIST-CLUTCH SMALL PACKAGE~!
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MANDARIN: NO! ONLY TWO~!
Tigre kicks out, and Marksman tries to dive to make a tag, but Brutus Smith comes lumbering in and stomps the back of Marksman so Tigre can hold on to him, and then Smith attacks Wildstar and Sentinel! This causes them to try and get in the ring, and it's quite the scene as the mini Popcorn Pollo leaps over the two men on the mat to restrain the tecnicos. Smith pulls Marksman up to his feet and backs him into the corner again, applying the Iron Claw as Tigre goes out to the apron and begins choking him with the tag rope too! Marksman is yelling in pain and this attracts the Pollo's attention, so Tigre tags back in and the rudo whip Marksman across the ring. Smith exits the ring, as Tigre misses his attack, but leaps onto the second rope and moonsaults! Marksman catches him in midair though and... SNAKE EYES~! With Tigre stunned, Marksman dives and makes the tag to Wildstar D who climbs the turnbuckles and comes off with a big crossbody block! Holly comes in looking to turn the momentum back in the rudos' favour, but D ducks and nails her with a short jab, another short jab, and then a spin kick! Guacamole bounces off the ropes and gets dropped with a vertical leap frankensteiner!
MANDARIN: They will be talking about that move in the history books! How pretty was that!?
El Tigre is on the top rope, but Wildstar throws Holly into the ropes to crotch him! "The Last Argonaunt" climbs up to the second rope, drilling the rudo with some blows to the back before being shoved off! Wildstar does a back roll and gets up just in time to see El Tigre flying through the air, D leaps up and greets him halfway with a dropkick! Brutus Smith comes in and crushes Wildstar D with a running senton just after he lands! Sentinel II makes his way in and knocks Brutus backwards with a running big boot. The big man actually falls through the ropes and out to the floor, Sentinel II follows him out leaving the Marksman in the ring with Tigre. He begins patting his elbow as Tigre gets up, he rolls through with the rolling elbow, but Tigre ducks it. He turns around and kicks Marksman in the gut and hoists him into the air for a brainbuster but Marksman flails his legs and knees Tigre in the head, landing behind him. He grabs a rear waistlock and runs Tigre into the ropes, looking for either a German or an O'Connor roll, but Tigre hangs on to the ropes for dear life. Sentinel II leaps up, clocks Tigre and GERMAN SUPLEX~! from the Marksman! He bridges, but Holly Guacamole leaps off the top rope with the Whoopie Cushion senton! She rolls Tigre on top, and jumps on top for good measure!
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3-TOO LATE~!
Holly and Charlotte grab Tigre and get the heck out of there as Wildstar D dejectedly looks on over the downed body of the Marksman, Sentinel II SLAMS Brutus Smith on the outside not fully aware that the match has ended. The crowd pops big for the bodyslam as Sentinel II looks up, sees his teammates in the ring and rolls in. The Embassy minus Smith retreat up the ramp, having made their way to the finals against Parts Unknown...
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Post by ISM Office on Sept 23, 2015 23:24:08 GMT
DR. SCREAM: THIS NEXT CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL WITH A FIFTEEN MINUTE TIME LIMIT. INTRODUCING FIRST... HE HAILS FROM FUNKY TOWN, USA AND WEIGHS IN TONIGHT AT TWO HUNDRED AND THREE POUNDS! HE IS THE MASTER OF THE GROOVE! MASCARA DEL BAILE!
Mascara comes out to Party Rock Anthem wearing his Casual Dancing Wear, with his tights underneath as the crowd begin to chant for him. He stands at the entrance way and begins to show off his dance moves before going to the fans and making them dance along before entering the ring and dancing with the referee, Popcorn Pollo.
DR. SCREAM: HIS OPPONENT! HAILING FROM SAN FERNANDO VALLEY, CALIFORNIA! HE WEIGHS IN TONIGHT AT TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHT POUNDS! THE CHRIST OF CONTROVERSY, HAYDEN SENSATION!
The tune of "Deathracer" cuts through the speakers of the sound system, drawing a collective outcry of boos and groans from the audience. A thick white fog fills the stage, multicoloured strobe lights beaming across the entrance as Hayden Sensation emerges in a pompous strut, throwing his arms out and doing an about face as the announcer does his introductions. He turns back and continues his way down the aisle, casually antagonizing the Pollomania fan base before climbing the steps to the ring. First having a short go at the referee then climbing up on the middle rope and busting out some poses that show off all that time he's been putting in at the gym.
DR. SCREAM: THE REFEREE FOR THIS BOUT IS POPCORN POLLO!
A fan favourite and a company villain. Almost identical in height and weight and both with a point to prove as they make their Pollomania debuts. Popcorn Pollo sounds for the bell as the crowd chant 'Lets Go Del Baile!'. There's a short stare off amongst the two debutants but before the two interlock we're given a chance to see Del Baile's dancing moves; fit for a Taylor Swift video... maybe. To thousands of jeers the shuffles and jives are cut short as Hayden strikes the Sultan of Dance with a stiff forearm to kick off the bout.
MANDARIN: Would you look at that! Hayden Sensation strikes from behind and knocks Mascara Del Baile's glasses into the last row!
As Del Baile hits the mat Hayden takes advantage with a flurry of stomps before scooping up Del Baile by his mask and tossing him against the ropes. On the rebound Hayden delivers a thunderous, signature dropkick before diving on top for a quick cover. 1! 2! Nope. Not yet. Hayden, trying something similar, scoops up tonight's dance act and throws him out for the rebound again; this time darting the opposite way and hand springing from the ropes to execute a vintage Elbow Smash. Another cover sees only a two count.
MANDARIN: Hayden Sensation looking real good here in the early moments, Mascara Del Baile should be careful!
As Hayden is busy posing to a mass of jeers Del Baile has crawled his way into the corner. A flying Hayden soon rings alarm bells as Del Baile scurries away in time; Hayden's running dropkick causing his manhood to crash into the middle turnbuckle. Yup, look away now alpha males. As Haywire rolls around clutching at his crotch the Prince of Parties uses the time to get on his feet and launch an attack of his own; but he's denied by an aware Hayden who smartly rolls to the outside. The fans are soon given something to cheer for as without hesitation Del Baile whips himself against the ropes for a rush of momentum before flying over the top rope and crashing down on Hayden Sensation. It takes both athletes a little time to get up but conveniently as they do so Hayden's back is towards Del Baile who wraps his arms around Hayden and delivers an echoing German Suplex onto the thin ringside mats. It doesn't stop there, however, as Del Baile holds his lock; the crowd chanting "One more time!"; they're familiar with this! Another German Suplex... and ANOTHER! Popcorn Pollo's on a count of 5 now and Hayden's looking a bit worse for wear. Del Baile rolls into the ring and seems satisfied with a count out victory. There's no way Hayden looks like he's getting up from that.
MANDARIN: Oh my! You can see the red on Hayden's back! I think he might be done for!
18 count. Nothing. 19 count. Movement. 20 count... nah. Hayden's in. Just. Del Baile wastes no time as he drags the broken body of Hayden into the centre of the ring, wrapping up his legs and turning him over into a Boston Crab. Count out, submission... anything will do. But it's not to be. The Christ of Controversy powers out sending Del Baile dancing his way face first into the turnbuckle. Both superstars seem to recover at the same time as they begin exchanging blows. A cheer for each Del Baile shot and a jeer for each Hayden shot. They both dart off the ropes and meet in the middle with the same idea of a flying clothesline. It's a car wreck. Both superstars are down and out.
MANDARIN: What a match!
The timer on the top of the ramp broadcasts that there's not long left of the time limit allowed as Hayden scrapes him arm across Del Baile. 1! 2! Nope. Not a three. As both superstars crawl on all fours it's the Master of the Groove who takes advantage locking Hayden into some form of modified crossface but despite the seconds flying past each one clearly feels like a minute to Hayden who looks in agony. He scrambles for the ropes and gets there. Just. Everyone was expecting a submission.
MANDARIN: Only three minutes left! Oh my! Did I just say three minutes!?
As both superstars get to their feet with so little time to make their debut a victory they both put their clutch down and put it in 6th. Punches, kicks, knees, it's a bit of a scrap. A thunderous dropkick out of nowhere sends Del Baile crashing to the turnbuckle. Hayden darts towards and nails another dropkick. Where does he get his energy from? $300 if you an advert Red Bull. As Del Baile staggers his way into the centre it sets it up perfectly for Hayden to set everything up for his Sidewinder Suplex. It connects. He scrambles into a cover and gets a 1! a 2! Damn. No three. 1 minute remains on the clock.
MANDARIN: We might go down to the wire!
As Hayden on his knees is complaining about a slow count; anything to put Popcorn Pollo under pressure, the second he gets to his feet he's rushed back down as Del Baile drags him into a Get Lucky pinfall. 1! 2! No. He was alert enough and fit enough to bounce back up. As Del Baile gets to his feet to attempts a quick clothesline, it's ducked, Hayden wraps his arms and legs in position and out of nowhere, centre of the ring, the two crash down to the canvas as Hayden delivers the Sensationalizer! The clock is on 25 seconds as the referee counts 1! 2! 3! It's over. 22 seconds on the clock. What an amazing match. The crowd will save their applause as they boo Hayden despite a clean victory on his debut. Maybe he should've treated them with more respect during his entrance?
DR. SCREAM: YOUR WINNER BY PINFALL, IN 14 MINUTES 38 SECONDS, HAYYYYYDEN SENSATION!
To the sound of 'Deathracer' Popcorn Pollo raises Hayden's hand who quickly snatches it away. He'd prefer to pose alone, raising his arm and jetting on out. As Del Baile gets onto all fours the crowd applaud but it's clear both competitors shown what we're capable of here tonight.
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Post by ISM Office on Sept 23, 2015 23:25:13 GMT
DR. SCREAM THIS IS THE FINAL MATCH IN THE THREE CUP CHICKEN TRIOS TOURNAMENT SCHEDULED FOR A SINGLE FALL AND HAS NO TIME LIMIT~!
Big pop.
DR. SCREAM: INTRODUCING FIRST AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF EIGHT HUNDRED, FIFTEEN POUNDS ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY CHARLOTTE O'NEAL... HOLLY GUACAMOLE, BRUTUS SMITH and THE SCRAMBLE CHAMPION - EL TIGRE DE JENGIBRE - THE CANADIAN EMBASSY MISFITS~!
"O' Canada" by Daylight for Deadeyes begins as the egg opens up, El Tigre de Jengibre walks out first and doesn't even bother flipping off the fans - he just walks straight to the ring. Charlotte O'Neal comes out second and motions for the other two to come on out. Brutus Smith emerges with a Scramble Championship of his own around his big waist, and then Holly Guacamole emerges with a Scramble Championship that's been customized a bit - pink, with glitter and painted on hearts and feathers. El Tigre gets in the ring, looks back and shakes his head as he hands off the real Scramble Championship to a stage hand. The other three get themselves in the ring as...
DR. SCREAM: THEIR OPPONENTS AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF SEVEN HUNDRED, SIXTY POUNDS... EL CHUPACABRA, BIGFOOT JR and EL HIJO DE POLLO - THEY ARE FROM PARTS UNKNOWN~!
Danzig's "Thirteen" continues as the trio rise up to the top of the stage from the riser... El Hijo de Pollo talks some strategy to Bigfoot Jr, who nods accordingly. Hijo turns to Chupa, who's already taken off halfway down the ramp. He tells Bigfoot Jr to follow him before walking to the side of the stage, behind Mandarin. He pulls out a giant novelty chicken egg and holds it over his shoulder like a baseball bat as he walks down to the ring. The trio stand on the ramp and Hijo points it at Tigre menacingly while Tigre looks back unamused.
MANDARIN: A cohesive unit in the Canadian Embassy Misfits battles a tossed together team in Parts Unknown for the right to call themselves the Three Cup Chicken tournament champions. It is not the finals I expected, but having known El Hijo de Pollo for as long as I have - I should have known he would have some tricks up his sleeves to get these creatures on the same page as him.
Referee Smalltooth Jones takes the giant chicken leg away from Hijo, and then takes the hockey stick away from Guacamole and then orders one in, two out. El Chupacabra wants to start off things for his team while Holly Guacamole starts off for her side. The bell sounds and Chupacabra immediately goes behind and trips her to the mat. He floats over and applies a front facelock and grinds her face into the mat a few times while doing so. Holly tries to fight her way back to her feet, but Chupa powers her down to the mat again. She gets back up and this time manages to back Chupa into the corner to break the hold, goes for a slap, but Chupa ducks it and begins delivering several shoulders to the gut! He grabs her out of the corner and drags her to his corner where he tags in Bigfoot, Jr and the two use the 20 tag count to their advantage. Hijo backs off as Chupa throws Holly into the corner and then monkey flips her out into the waiting arms of Bigfoot, Jr. The 4'11" / 410lbs cryptid creature turns and hoists Holly high into the air with unreal strength and shows it off for each of the four sides of the ring before smashing her down to the mat! She rolls out of the ring.
MANDARIN: Very wise! Holly Guacamole does not risk the chance of being pinned, she uses whatever wherewithal she had left after that big powerbomb to immediately exit to the floor and force a tag.
Brutus Smith comes in as Bigfoot tags in Hijo. Hijo rushes him, leaping up and wraps his arms around one big arm and his legs around the other in a crucifix. Bigfoot, Jr. runs back in and headbutts Brutus in the gut to send him tumbling over!
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KICKOUT!
Hijo tags Chupa back in, who goes in and immediately gets shoved into the corner by Smith. The big man then splashes him as he's trying to recover and lets him fall into the centre of the ring. He backs into the ropes, allowing Tigre to tag in, then launches off looking for a big splash but El Chupacabra wisely rolls out of the way. Tigre runs in and begins putting the boots to him, before throwing him into the corner. He tags in Smith, who is still heaving from missing the big splash. Tigre launches Chupa into him and he picks him up and drops him in a spinebuster! He covers!
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KICKOUT!
Tigre tags back in and runs and slaps Bigfoot Jr in the face! The mini monster runs in to try to strike back, but Smalltooth Jones almost tackles him to try and get him back in his corner. Tigre uses this chance to grab Chupa and throw him into the ring post and then tags Holly back into the match. Holly pulls Chupa out of the corner and lets him fall down onto the mat. She covers, 1... 2... but Hijo is in to break up the pin which now gives himself only one more save (while his partners still have two - championship rules at play). Holly pulls Chupa up and pushes him into the corner and tags in Tigre, who fires a few European uppercuts in Chupa's direction and then tries to monkey flip him. I mean, he DOES, but Chupa lands on his feet and makes a double tag to Bigfoot Jr and El Hijo de Pollo! The two get in the ring and run wild on El Tigre, lighting him up with strikes before shooting him off the ropes. Bigfoot hoists Tigre onto his shoulders and Gorilla presses him up! He looks poised to throw him over the top rope to the floor, but Hijo pulls Tigre down to stop him and has to explain the rules while Tigre slinks away and makes the tag to Brutus.
MANDARIN: What a travesty it would have been to have this tournament end in a disqualification! I cannot fault poor Bigfoot Jr for not being all that familiar with the rules, it is his first foray into an entirely strange world after all! I have been there!
Hijo grabs Brutus by the head and tries to deliver the 99¢ Special (Ace Crusher) but Smith hoists him up into the air and throws him down with force. He drags him over to the corner and climbs up onto the second rope... he bounces a few times before leaping off with the corner slingshot splash but no one is home! Hijo gets to his feet and nails Smith with the Chicken Scratch superkick! He then grabs the staggered giant and delivers the 99¢ Special ace crusher! He covers!
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2... Brutus powers out! Hijo goes flying out of the ring, through the top and middle ropes though so no disqualifications. This allows Bigfoot Jr to jump into the action, as Tigre comes in for his team but stops dead in his tracks when he sees who he's in against! Bigfoot doesn't though and grabs El Tigre by the neck and tosses him into the corner. He tags in Chupa, and the duo from Parts Unknown borrow a page out of the Road Warriors playbook as Bigfoot hoists Tigre onto his shoulders and Chupa heads up top. Bigfoot backs up a bit and El Chupa leaps off... HURRICANRANA~! A hurricanrana to Tigre while he was seated on Bigfoot's shoulders causes the crowd to come unglued. Tigre wisely rolls out and Chupa goes out after him. Bigfoot turns around into a goozle! Brutus Smith hoists Bigfoot up into the air and slams him down to the mat! He turns around and yells...
BRUTUS SMITH: I AM BRU-ugh!
Hijo missile dropkick! Hijo gets up and immediately eats a spinning heel kick from Holly Guacamole, who turns around into El Chupacabra coming off the top rope with a somersault senton! Tigre slides back into the ring and grabs El Chupa - BRAINBUSTER~! With everyone down, Tigre ascends the turnbuckle with a frog splash on his mind. He doesn't see Bigfoot Jr coming with a clubbing blow though! Tigre gets crotched! Bigfoot Jr climbs up onto the second rope and puts Tigre onto his shoulders and falls back for a super Samoan err... SASQUATCH drop! Both men lay out cold in the middle of the ring as Smalltooth Jones begins his ten count. Hijo reaches in from the floor and grabs Bigfoot to pull him out. He climbs in and hops on Tigre's back as he's getting up... SLAUGHTERHOUSE STRETCH~! Tigre has nowhere to go! Holly rushes in and yanks Hijo off of her brother by his mask. Hijo breaks free and turns around, pointing his finger at her as she backs into the corner. Hijo doesn't see Brutus Smith coming with a big corner splash! Holly drops down out of the way just in time, but Hijo isn't so lucky! Holly covers him!
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El Chupacabra breaks up the pin, but Holly quickly attacks him before he can mount any offense! Smith picks up what's left of El Hijo de Pollo and goozles him... he hoists Hijo high and brings him back to the mat with educational authority! El Tigre sneaks over and covers!
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3-NO! BIGFOOT MAKES THE SAVE! Bigfoot dives on top to break up the pin, but in doing so earns the ire of Brutus Smith and El Tigre! Holly dumps Chupa out of the ring and joins her teammates in the triple assault on the littlest (and biggest) person on the Parts Unknown team. He begins fighting back though! Bigfoot chops Smith, little effect though. He then chops Tigre, who falls down and then chops Holly, who falls right out of the ring as a result! Smith delivers a knee lift to Bigfoot and then sidewalk slams him! Tigre climbs up top as Smith pushes the referee aside to get after El Chupa, who has sprung up on the apron. Jones doesn't take kindly to that and gets right in Smith's face, Tigre waits for Bigfoot to flatten out from the hold and stands straight up...
MANDARIN: EL HIJO DE POLLO~!
Pollo leaps onto the apron with the giant chicken leg and spears Tigre with it! El Tigre de Jengibre goes crashing through the collection of merchandise tables at ringside to an enormous reaction from the San Diego crowd. Pollo chucks the leg aside and anxiously hops on the apron, holding his hand out for a tag from Bigfoot, Jr, who begins crawling towards him. Smith smacks El Chupacabra back down to the floor with a single clubbing blow and turns his attention back to inside the ring just in time to see El Hijo de Pollo come off the top with a missile dropkick. Smith stumbles back into the corner and Hijo scrambles Bigfoot, Jr. to his feet so he can Irish whip him into the giant rudo! Smith stumbles out, and Hijo leaps off the second rope and knocks Smith down to a knee with a European uppercut! He follows that up by grabbing him in a three quarter facelock, he rushes forward and slams the big man down to the mat with an ace crusher to complete the 99¢ Special! Smith doesn't look completely out, and begins to stir almost immediately after impact, so El Hijo instructs Bigfoot Jr to splash him and he obliges! Hijo dives through the ropes to take out Holly Guacamole, as Bigfoot has the cover! Jones counts!
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CHARLOTTE O'NEAL PULLS HIM OUT OF THE RING!
MANDARIN: What is she doing?!
Jones begins admonishing O'Neal for interrupting the count, as El Tigre crawls into the ring and slams and breaks the hockey stick over the head of Bigfoot! Bigfoot slowly rises up, rubbing his head and perhaps for the first time since coming to Pollomania - El Tigre de Jengibre shows a bit of fear! He backs up, nervously smiling as Bigfoot's demeanour completely changes to the angry monster he is depicted as! El Tigre backs up into the corner, begging off and giving Brutus Smith enough time to recover! El Tigre kicks Bigfoot low and then Smith grabs him in the Iron Claw! Bigfoot tries to fight it, but his resolve has been weakened by a groin attack - affecting the best of us. Tigre drops out of the ring as Bigfoot, Jr falls down to the mat. Jones gets back into the ring and surveys the scene, Bigfoot, Jr. is unresponsive with the claw hold applied. He checks his arm, lifts it once and it falls, he looks around to see if anyone's able to make a save for him... and then calls for the bell.
MANDARIN: Oh my Darammu. The Canadian Embassy Misfits have won the Three Cup Chicken tournament.
Charlotte O'Neal begins parading around the outside in joy, greeting El Tigre de Jengibre who is 'kind of' helping his sister to his feet.
SORRY FOR POLLO ROCKING~!
The arena goes dark except the egg, which opens up and out steps Super Pollo with a couple of stage hands carrying the Three Cup Chicken trophy which looks hilariously like a Menorah. Super Pollo reaches the ring, gets in and accepts the trophy from the stage hands and hands it to El Tigre de Jengibre. Tigre snatches it away, and holds it up high while Soup goes over to check on El Hijo de Pollo. Tigre goes over to Soup and gets in his face.
EL TIGRE DE JENGIBRE: Your cousin sucks! And so do you!
Soup remains calm, ignoring him as he's helping Hijo up. Hijo is talking smack back to Tigre, but Tigre is focused solely on Soup. He grabs Soup and spins him around.
EL TIGRE DE JENGIBRE: LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!
Soup clobbers him!
MANDARIN: UH OH!
Tigre goes down and Soup tries to chase after him, but Brutus Smith grabs him and begins pummelling away on him. Hijo grabs the trophy and bashes it over the back of Brutus Smith and I don't know what it's made of, but it certainly does the trick! Smith goes down in a hurry and Soup is able to recover. Holly clobbers Hijo with the hockey stick, and turns her attention to Soup, he grabs the stick and the two have a tug of war over it. Soup yanks it away, his momentum turns him right around to face El Tigre de Jengibre...
MANDARIN: OH MY DARAMMU! NO! NO! NO!
FIREBALL~! Soup's mask catches fire and he goes down, Smalltooth Jones and the stage hands all scramble to put it out and put wet towels on Soup's face as Charlotte O'Neal stands in shock, looking down at the scene. She springs to action, getting Tigre out of the ring immediately. Smith groggily follows, while Holly scoops up the broken pieces of the trophy. Mandarin sprints down the aisle past them, while the tecnico locker room files out. O'Neal sees what's ahead, and the Embassy takes the back door out of the arena! Medics, tecnicos and friends are all attending to Soup, as Hijo gets up and sees what's happened. He tries to give chase, but Bigfoot Jr and El Chupacabra both grab him and wrestle him to the ground so he can't.
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