Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2015 23:25:57 GMT
The latest video uploaded to the Pollomania website features a young, long-haired brunette sitting on a couch in a well-appointed home. As the video opens, she greets viewers with her brightest smile, her intonation revealing her British origins:
'Good afternoon, Pollomania. My name is Katherine Kensington, speaking on behalf of the Smile Sisters, ahead of our scheduled bout in your Three Cup Chicken tournament.'
Katherine giggles slightly at the event name, but quickly continues:
'As you may or may not be aware, the Smile Sisters – that is, myself and my dear friends Emery Harrison and Stacy Marie – are set to face the team of Wildstar D, The Marksman and Sentinel III. Now, from what I was able to gather, these gentlemen appear to theme themselves after military operatives...which does make me somewhat concerned. I mean, what if they come out for their bout carrying weapons? Or, worse, guns?! I am sure there is some sort of law forbidding it, but even someone with as little experience in the ring as myself knows most grapplers have no issue bending the rules to suit their needs! I do hope these gentlemen are not of that ilk!'
Now sounding quite aggravated, Katherine takes a moment to compose herself before proceeding:
'At any rate, regardless of what the self-styled Team H. E. R. O. might try to do come Wednesday the 23rd, they may be rest assured of one thing: unassuming-looking though they are, the Smile Sisters shall not make their task of progressing in this tournament by any means easy.'
The Brit pauses a moment, for effect, before continuing:
'I am perfectly aware of how our team is generally perceived. 'Oh, they are smiley young women who act friendly, they will not pose us any problem.' I take issue with that view, personally. You see, I shan't claim that myself or Emery are the most experienced or technically proficient of grapplers. I have rather limited ring experience myself, as does she – though Stacy is considerably more knowledgeable in that regard. We all three have a few bouts under our belt, but there is many a team in this tournament more routined and experienced than we – starting with our illustrious opponents.
However, what Mssrs. Sentinel, Marksman and Wildstar might discover, should they make the mistake of underestimating us, is that what we lack in experience, we make up for with heart. Myself and Emery in particular should like nothing better than to prove ourselves in such a grand stage as a tournament, and against such a well-versed team as Team H. E. R. O. Obtaining an upset victory here, and progressing to the semi-finals, could be the boost our careers – mine in particular – need to become validated at the eyes of grappling fans.
Therefore, Mr. Wildstar, Mr. Sentinel, Mr. Marksman...I beseech you. Bring your best. Because the Smile Sisters will.'
With this, and a final smile for the camera, the video ends.
Final Word Count: 490