Animal Talk (El Vainillo RP #2 v Zookeeper Willie)
Sept 20, 2015 18:22:07 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2015 18:22:07 GMT
The latest video uploaded to the Pollomania website opens to a curious sight: the man known as El Vainillo is lying on the floor, while a small tabby kitten play-pounces him again and again. Rather than be angry, the luchador pretends to fight back, grabbing the little kitten and repeatedly cuddling it before setting it free to pounce on his chest yet again. It is from this position – while clearly filming himself with a selfie stick – that he addresses viewers at home, as well as his opponent for the upcoming Pollomania event:
'Hello, pollos! Is El Vainillo speaking again! As you are seeing, El Vainillo is being under attack right now, but he tries to make video for peoples of Pollomania anyways!'
The luchador playfully pushes the kitten away once more, as he continues:
'This morning, El Vainillo is seeing Willie's video about giving food to lions. El Vainillo is being very, how are you saying, depressed. No, wait, that is not being right...compressed! Yeah, that is being it!'
Vainillo chuckles, seemingly pleased with himself for what he thinks is a correct grammatical amendment, before continuing:
'Anyways, Vainillo is thinking Willie is very brave to let lion play with him, like El Vainillo lets Kitty play with him. But Kitty is only being little baby cat; Kitty is not big grown-up scary lion. If El Vainillo sees lion, maybe El Vainillo runs! For sure El Vainillo doesn't lie down!'
Another chuckle.
'So, Vainillo is happy to be seeing Willie is being brave, and good to animals. In his other company, El Vainillo has lucha with person who kills cats, and it makes El Vainillo angry. So El Vainillo is being happy that Willie is different.
El Vainillo is also seeing Willie is being prepared for lucha business. Lucha business is being just like lion cage – if peoples is not paying attention, rudos are jumping on them and hurting them. Actually, rudos are being less nice than Willie's lions, because Willie's lions are not hurting him when he lies on the floor.
But see, Willie, El Vainillo is being prepared, too. Maybe not in the same way Willie is being prepared, but El Vainillo is knowing how to deal with lucha business, too. Maybe Willie is being big, brave lion, but El Vainillo is being just like little monkey – he is jumping around in the air where his components aren't catching him. Then, when components are being tired, El Vainillo is coming down, hitting move, and uno-dos-tres, El Vainillo is still being underheated in lucha!
So, Willie, El Vainillo is asking you this...El Vainillo is knowing you are ready for big lion...but are you being ready for little monkey-man?'
With this, and gathering up his kitten off the floor, the luchador stands up and reaches over to switch off his camera, cutting off the feed.
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