Willie Vanilli (El Vainillo RP #1 v Zookeeper Willie)
Sept 19, 2015 20:59:18 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2015 20:59:18 GMT
The latest video uploaded to the Pollomania website opens on a shot of a luchador in a white and gold mask and matching pants, sitting on a chair against a plain off-white wall, eating what appear to be chicken winga. As the feed begins, he waves at the camera:
'Hola, peoples of Pollomania! This is being your new friend, El Vainillo!'
Vainillo takes a bite of his chicken, pausing briefly to munch before continuing:
'El Vainillo is being very happy to be joining Pollomania, because as you are seeing, El Vainillo is liking pollo very much!'
The luchador licks his fingers and puts away the now-empty bucket on his lap, before continuing:
'Without joking, El Vainillo is very, how are you saying, honorable that he joins your company and you are giving him match with El Campeón. You are not knowing El Vainillo. Maybe he's being really bad at lucha. But you are trusting him and you are putting him with Campeón Willie at your next eventing, on September 23.'
A brief pause ensues, then:
'Now, El Vainillo is going on the Googlenet for finding things about Willie, and El Vainillo is liking what he is seeing. Willie is working in zoo! With giraffes and elephants and monkeys and things. He is even bringing chimpanzee down with him! El Vainillo is loving going to zoo – as a little Vainillo and then as a big Vainillo. So maybe when El Vainillo and Willie have lucha, Willie is getting El Vainillo some tickets to be going to his zoo, eh?'
The luchador's body language indicates mirth as he continues:
'El Vainillo is also seeing video of Willie doing lucha. El Vainillo is seeing Willie is not always hitting moves he is wanting to hit, but is okay, because Willie is winning lucha anyway, and becoming Supremo Campeón. El Vainillo is knowing why this is. Is because Willie is having something El Vainillo is also having...'
The short but sweet superstar taps the left side of his chest.
'Heart. Willie is knowing he is not fastest luchador, or bestest luchador, or strongest luchador...so he is trying more harder. He is pushing himself. He is using things he is being good at to make up for things he is not being good at. This is being how he wins.
But Willie...El Vainillo is having heart too. El Vainillo is having same big heart as you. And El Vainillo is being more smaller, more quicker, and he is not making so many, how are you saying, miss takes. In his other company, El Vainillo is being underheated. All peoples there are liking El Vainillo. El Vainillo wants all peoples of Pollomania to be liking him too. And best way to be doing that...is to be winning first match against Supremo Campeón.'
One gets the feeling, underneath the mask, the luchador is smirking as he concludes:
'Hasta Sábado, amigo.'
A moment later, the feed ends.
Final Word Count: 492