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Post by ISM Office on Sept 8, 2015 19:43:22 GMT
DR. SCREAM: THIS OPENING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL WITH A TEN MINUTE TIME LIMIT!
"Oh, a WISE GUY!"
DR. SCREAM: INTRODUCING FIRST... HE HAILS FROM OKINAWA, JAPAN AND WEIGHS IN TONIGHT AT TWO HUNDRED, TWENTY POUNDS - ANGRY MO~!
The dubstep stylings of "Wise Guy" by Max Johansen start to play. Los Knuckleheads walk onto the stage and stop to pose - Nyuk-Nyuk Joe slaps his head repeatedly, Angry Mo punches his fist into his palm, and Frizzy Fro smiles and waves to the crowd. Mo gets mad that Frizzy is playing to the crowd, so he slaps him in the back of the head. Frizzy gets offended by this and goes to slap Mo back, but Mo ducks and Frizzy ends up hitting Nyuk-Nyuk. Nyuk-Nyuk responds to this by pointing a finger and walking slowly, other hand cocked in a fist, towards Frizzy. Mo decides he's hand enough of this and grabs both his partners by the ear and walks them down to the ring. Once at ringside, Mo throws his partners ear-first into the ring and then climbs up and jumps over the top rope. Once they get inside, Mo orders them to go to the turnbuckles and pose, which they do only after scowling at the bossy Mo.
DR. SCREAM: HIS OPPONENT... HAILS FROM TOKYO, JAPAN AND WEIGHS IN TONIGHT AT ONE HUNDRED, NINETY NINE POUNDS - KAORU AOKI~!
"Serial Thrilla" by the Prodigy hits and Kaoru Aoki walks out to a decent reaction. He doesn't look too happy though, and we find out why soon enough! Stuntman Dan and THE Alexander rush past him and begin attacking Los Knuckleheads! Aoki takes his time, avoiding all this - being the most honorable of the three if you will. The Omega Combat guys jump into the ring and immediately Nyuk-Nyuk Joe pairs off with Stuntman Dan while Angry Mo and Frizzy Fro take turns slapping THE Alexander around. Kaoru Aoki doesn't bother rushing to their aid, he just shakes his head and continues slapping hands with the fans as he makes his way down the ramp. By the time he reaches the ring, referee Popcorn Pollo has already ejected both teams from ringside!
DR. SCREAM: YOUR REFEREE FOR THIS BOUT IS POPCORN POLLO~! LOS KNUCKLEHEADS AND TEAM OMEGA COMBAT HAVE BEEN EJECTED FROM RINGSIDE!
Referee Popcorn Pollo finishes checking over both wrestlers and signals for the bell, Kaoru Aoki of Omega Combat and Angry Mo of Los Knuckleheads circle around each other briefly to size one another up. Mo is the larger of the two at 6'4" and 220lbs while Aoki gives up some height at 5'8" and a bit of weight at 199lbs. They lock-up, and Aoki uses his smaller stature to do a quick go-behind and grabs a rear waistlock. Mo grabs Aoki's left arm and twists it up into the air before grabbing a rear waistlock of his own, but Aoki repeats this process and quickly transitions to an arm wringer. Mo rolls through in an attempt to get his arm free and does, springing up and applying an arm wringer of his own. Angry Mo applies all kinds of pressure on the Omega Combat competitor's arm before Aoki kicks him in the leg! Mo relinquishes his grip, but eats another kick to the leg that sends him down to the mat in a hurry! Aoki puts one foot between Mo's legs and wrenches on a toe hold! He lowers himself to his knees to increase the pressure, but Angry Mo uses this chance to grab Aoki's head and apply a rear chinlock!
MANDARIN: Angry Mo very reluctant to apply too much pressure to that chinlock because every time he does - Kaoru Aoki wrenches the toe hold even tighter!
Aoki slips out of the chinlock and tries to apply more pressure on the hold, but Angry Mo uses his longer frame to simply reach back and grab the middle rope to force a break. The two men get to their feet and lock-up again, Angry Mo gets the upper hand and backs Aoki into the ropes. Pollo steps in to call for a break and there's a brief scuffle before they can do so, Mo gets upset and slaps Aoki! Aoki fires back with a slap of his own! Mo whips Aoki off the ropes into the opposite side and hits the mat on the return, Aoki leaps over him and hits the ropes again. He comes rushing out right into a spinning heel kick! Aoki goes down in a hurry! Mo backs into the corner and sizes Aoki up - running out looking for a leg drop... but Aoki moves and experiences the kind of pain that might've made Hulk Hogan a racist! Aoki gets up and watches as Mo pulls himself to his feet then runs up... SUNSET FLIP~! He rolls through, 1...
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NO!
MANDARIN: A common fan might dismiss a sunset flip, but I can assure you one hundred percent that a flash pin is no joke. Championships have been won and lost with such pinning predicaments! They can be early in a match or they can be in the middle or end of a match - it is all about catching your opponent off-guard! Kaoru Aoki came very close to doing just that!
Mo claps his legs together over Aoki's head to kick out and gets to his feet, he tries to snapmare Aoki but Aoki grabs a rear waistlock - runs Mo into the ropes and rolls backwards with an O'Connor Roll! 1... 2... NO! Mo slinks away into the corner while Aoki gets up and tells him to just bring it! Mo asks for a knuckle lock and Aoki accepts it, but gets kneed in his gut for his willingness! Mo brings the doubled over Aoki to a vertcal base and lays in with a chop! Aoki doesn't respond too well and chops him back! Aoki tries to follow up with an another, but Mo pokes him in the eye and follows up with a rolling savate kick! He tries for a second, but Aoki catches his leg and gives him a Dragon screw! Mo goes down in a hurry and exits the ring, Aoki claps his hands and gets the fans into it... running across the ring and faking Mo out! Mo runs around the ringside area and up onto the ramp, Aoki tries to grab him from inside the ring but gets a shoulder to the gut for his efforts. Mo soars over the doubled over Aoki with a sunset flip attempt, but Aoki hangs onto the ropes! Popcorn Pollo runs across to get him to release the ropes, but before he can get there - Aoki leaps up and double stomps Mo in the chest! He drags Mo out and covers...
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2... KICKOUT!
Aoki gets up, wasting little time is yanking Mo to his feet. He hoists him up in a vertical suplex perhaps looking for the Dragon Rush, but Mo squirms his way out and Aoki is forced to put him back down on his feet. Kaoru Aoki tries for a lariat, but Mo ducks it and Aoki falls victim to the Hair-Splitter (Pele Kick)! The Omega Combat competitor falls to one knee and Mo hoists him up in an Argentine backbreaker... and slams him down on his head to complete his signature move - the Hot Head (Burning Hammer). Instead of going for the pin, Mo waits for the accodion'd Aoki to sort himself out... and when he does, he pours a tall glass of Flaming Mo and takes Aoki out with an envergado kick! Lateral press!
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3! Mo comes out on top! Los Knuckleheads rush back down the ramp to celebrate with Mo as he's walking to the back, but he grabs both their noses and clocks their heads together for getting ejected before the match!
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Post by ISM Office on Sept 8, 2015 19:46:02 GMT
Backstage.
CHRIS HANSEN: Have you seen Chuckles the Clown?
The camera slowly pans across, then up a foot or two.
BRUTUS SMITH: I am Brute?
HOLLY GUACAMOLE: I dated a clown once. I'm not sure why people say the taste funn--
Charlotte O'Neal quickly covers Holly's mouth with her hand.
CHARLOTTE O'NEAL: I can assure you, Mr Hansen, as a representative to the Canadian Embassy here in the beautiful country of Mexico that I have not see this Chuckles the Clown you reference. Nor would any of us care to associate with such an obvious miscreant. Now if you'll excuse us, we have a match to win.
The trio exit, leaving Hansen to check off another name on his list.
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Post by ISM Office on Sept 8, 2015 19:46:34 GMT
DR. SCREAM: THIS NEXT CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL WITH A FIFTEEN MINUTE TIME LIMIT. INTRODUCING FIRST... HE HAILS FROM BOSTON, MASSACHUSETS AND WEIGHS IN TONIGHT AT ONE HUNDRED, SEVENTY FIVE POUNDS! HE IS THE PURPLE DRAGON - AL NOVA~!
"Dragon Soul" by Vic Mignogna begins blaring over the sound system. Al Nova comes rushing out of the egg as it cracks open and sprints down to the ring with his signature white headband flowing in the wind. He swings his fist up as he's running, thrusting his fist along the way. He reaches the ring and leaps up onto the turnbuckle just in time for the chorus and holds his fist in the air as the fans sing the chorus! Nova smiles and jumps into the ring, taking his corner...
DR. SCREAM: ALREADY IN THE RING FROM HAWAII, SHE WEIGHS IN TONIGHT AT ONE HUNDRED, FIFTEEN POUNDS! SHE IS WORTH THE PRICE OF ADMISSION - JESSICA BUCK~!
Some boos.
DR. SCREAM: THE REFEREE FOR THIS BOUT IS POPCORN POLLO!
Athena is rubbing Buck's shoulders as she fluffs her hair up, Al Nova is being checked over by the referee as Athena high fives Buck and leaves the ring. Popcorn checks her over quickly and calls for the bell! Nova and Buck immediately lock-up with Nova backing her into the corner. Referee Pollo calls for a clean break and Nova backs off with his hands raised, but gets slapped by Buck! The crowd oohs and then cheers wildly as Nova slaps her back! Jessica Buck is irate! She screams at Popcorn Pollo for justice while Nova blows her a kiss, and then jaw jacks with Athena a bit! This proves to be a bad move as Buck comes by with a running knee strike! She grabs the stunned Purple Dragon and shoots him off the ropes - she hits him with a running crossbody on the return and quickly pulls him to his feet before dropping him again with a swinging neckbreaker!
MANDARIN: She is not even going to bother attempting a lateral press after that successful succession of moves! Why!?
She opts to strike a few different poses in the mirror that Athena has brought with her to ringside, but focuses back on the task at hand in time to see Nova getting up to his feet. She clamps on a side headlock, but Nova quickly sends her running into the ropes - he drops down on the return, but springs up and catches her with a deep Steamboat-esque arm drag! She gets up and walks into a hip toss! She gets up again and gets a helluva ride with the tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Buck holds her back in pain on impact and rolls out of the ring on the ramp side, tumbles off the ramp to the laughter of the crowd and Athena comes rushing over to attend to her client. Popcorn Pollo gets in between Nova and the ropes and tells him to stay inside, all the while Athena begins towelling down Jessica Buck in an effort to get her to calm down and regain her composure. Buck gives Athena a hug before climbing back into the ring. Nova catches her in a side headlock almost immediately after reentering the ring, but she sends him into the ropes and bends down... Nova soars over top of her and brings her down with him for a sunset flip!
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NO!
MANDARIN: A beautifully executed sunset flip pin, but alas it was only a two count!
Nova tries to grab an arm wringer, but Buck digs her nails into his eyes causing him to double over in pain, shaking his head to try and regain some vision. Buck kicks him several times in the legs and then knees him in the side of the head! She sends him into the ropes and on the return, leaps him over him. Nova slams on the brakes and grabs her in a rear waistlock and charges her into the ropes sternum first looking for a O'Connor Roll perhaps, but she hangs on and the Purple Dragon goes somersaulting backwards with nothing to show for it. Athena leaps on the apron and distracts Nova, while Popcorn Pollo yells for her to get back down on the floor or she's getting ejected for the second time in as many events. Nova turns around and ducks the Buck Shot superkick, but Athena catches the foot before she's able to connect with her and tries to push it into Nova for a nicely improvised side kick, but Nova ducks it and chases out after Athena! Athena runs around the ring, climbing over the ramp and back around the other side... leading Nova right into a Buck Shot on the floor! Buck grabs Nova and slams him into the security rail as Athena barks obscenities at the fan favourite!
MANDARIN: I am truly amazed that Popcorn Pollo has not slammed his hammer of justice down and ejected Athena from this match yet!
Back in the ring, Nova is whipped into the corner turnbuckle and Jessica Buck is not far behind. Nova leaps up onto the second rope and tries a moonsault, but Buck is aware and alert - ducking the move and causing Nova to crash and burn. Buck goes to the top rope and waits rather impatiently for Al Nova to return to his feet and when he does, she leaps off with a crossbody block... but Nova catches her! After some fidgeting and some adjusting, Nova puts her up on his shoulders and spins around six, a dozen, two dozen, three dozen, FIFTY times with an airplane spin before stopping and dropping her across his knees with a gutbuster! Athena leaps up on the apron as she can sense what's coming next, but Nova runs forth and takes her out with a Raging Buffalo Crash (somersault senton) into the ropes sending her flying off the apron into the security rail! With Athena taken care of, Nova pats his elbow and the crowd roars! He climbs up, holds his arm up and then leaps off...
MANDARIN: Elbow drop of death! OH MY DARAMMU!
Indeed, Nova hits every bit of it and the end is all but elementary. He covers, 1... 2... 3! He gets up, gets his arm raised by Popcorn Pollo and rolls out of the ring, says a few words to the downed Athena and then exits through the crowd to celebrate with his fans!
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Post by ISM Office on Sept 8, 2015 19:46:54 GMT
IN FIVE… FOUR… THREE… TWO… THIS IS:
EL HIJO DE POLLO LIVE
The title card fades out to reveal our host and Parts Unknown Champion – EL HIJO DE POLLO – inside Air Force Pollo (a top of the line private jet). The Pollo greets us with his infamous corny grin and a tailored suit while sitting in the lap of mile-high luxury.
“Good evening and welcome mother cluckers! I’m just going to jump right into the question everyone is just dying to know. Yes – I paid for this private jet in gold and cash. Oh – you’ve been wondering HOW THE FUCK I’M STILL ALIVE? Listen up, fatasses, I wouldn’t be Champion of Parts Unknown if I didn’t know my way out of a Bigfoot abduction or two. ““RAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRR!”Like when Dr. Frankenstein conceived his living dead experiment or when John Hammond first bred dinosaurs in the modern era – Hijo wallows in his creation. “EEEEEEEEEEK. EEEEEEEEEEK. EEEEEEEEK!” “From the depths of Parts Unknown, I emerge with two new allies. The question of who and how has no relevance here – not yet. What you should be asking is: why? I’ll tell you why: I’m officially announcing my team – FROM PARTS UNKNOWN – as participants in the upcoming trios tournament.”“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!” “WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?! SAVE IT FOR THE TOURNAMENT!?!” An altercation – presumably between Hijo’s allies - is happening off camera but the only identifiable sounds are wings flapping and feet stomping.“RAAAAAWWWWWWRRRR!”The brawl ends with an impact so substantial that it shakes Air Force Pollo into a nose-dive. “LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU TWATS! WE ARE GOING TO DIE BEFORE WE EVEN GET TO THE POLLO HALL. I WILL NEVER GET TO SCORE WITH THAT SLUT JESSICA BUCK.”Hijo grabs ahold of the laptop – somewhat stabilizing the live feed. “IF I DIE I JUST WANT TO SAY: THE BREAKFAST CLUB IS A STUPID FUCKING TEAM NAME. CHOCOLATE MILK AND RICE KRISPIES ARE NOT BREAKFAST ENTREES. THAT IS ALL.” “RAAAAWRRRRR! EEEEEEK!! RAWWWWRRRRR!”
The plane continues to nose-dive as all the emergency signals echo throughout the plane's interior.BEEP. “Pull up”. BEEP. “Pull up”. BEEP. “Losing altitude”. BEEP. “Losing altitude”.- TRANSMISSION LOST -
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Post by ISM Office on Sept 8, 2015 19:47:37 GMT
DR. SCREAM: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR A SINGLE FALL WITH A TWENTY MINUTE TIME LIMIT. INTRODUCING FIRST... HE HAILS FROM PARTS UNKNOWN AND STILL DENIES ANY INVOLVEMENT WITH THE BIGFOOTS THAT CAPTURED EL HIJO DE POLLO. WEIGHING IN TONIGHT AT THREE HUNDRED, FIFTEEN POUNDS - HE IS THE MIDNIGHT KING... NIRVANA~!
"Winner" by Cheeseburger starts playing and the crowd rises to their feet in anticipation of the eight time World Champion. The egg cracks open and out walks Nirvana, who crosses his arms and soaks in the cheers and jeers from the Tijuana crowd. He turns around and points both thumbs to his #OLDMANSWAG patch as pyro goes off! He proceeds to walk backwards down the ramp a bit before unzipping his jacket, turning around and walking the rest of the way. He reaches the ring and walks along the apron, putting his jacket on the ring post before climbing in, taking his corner and crossing his arms just as the lights go down.
DR. SCREAM: HIS OPPONENT HAILS FROM THE DEEPEST, DARKEST JUNGLE AND WEIGHS IN TONIGHT AT TWO HUNDRED, TWENTY FIVE POUNDS - HE IS EL TIGRE DE JENGIBRE~!
The legendary intro to Guns 'n Roses' "Welcome to the Jungle" hits and the egg cracks open - a lone spotlight shines through the smoke and reveals Ms. Charlotte O'Neal leading the charge. El Tigre de Jengibre is not far behind, O'Neal moves off to the side as Tigre drops to one knee and flips off the crowd! He then proceeds down to the ring and mouths off to several fans, even hopping off the ramp at one point to get in the face of a particular mouthy fan. He threatens him with the back of his hand and laughs as the fan flinches... he leaps back onto the ramp and rushes to the ring, springboards off the ropes and rolls into the middle of the ring, up to one knee where he greets the crowd again with a single finger salute!
DR. SCREAM: YOUR REFEREE FOR THIS BOUT IS DARNELL CANE~!
O'Neal takes her place at ringside and referee Darnell Cane begins checking over both men before calling for the bell. Nirvana and El Tigre de Jengibre slowly circle each other for a good minute before locking-up, Tigre doesn't quite lock-up properly and thus he is able to quickly catch Nirvana in a side headlock. He slams the heel of his foot into Nirvana's knee to drop him down to a single knee and make the side headlock a hundred times easier to wrench in, but Nirvana doesn't stay down on bended knee for long. He gets up, shoots Tigre into the ropes, who returns with a dropkick! Nirvana goes back down to one knee and gives Tigre an opening as he springs to his feet, leaps up and brings Nirvana to the mat with a headscissors takedown! Tigre readjusts himself and keeps the headscissors locked on tightly as referee Darnell Cane slides into position to ask Nirvana if he wants to submit.
MANDARIN: A wise choice of a submission here by El Tigre de Jengibre. Rather than exhaust his arms trying to squeeze the large head of Nirvana, he is using his legs which given how much you use them are much stronger than your arms. You can see the effect it is having on Nirvana!
Nirvana twists his way around so that he is lined up straight with Tigre, and though his head is still stuck between Tigre's legs... he plants his hands on Tigre's knees and looks poised to try a headstand out of it! El Tigre's reaction is a shocked one! He quickly releases the headscissors hold before Nirvana can actually lift his feet off the ground to do it. Tigre backs into the corner and waits for Nirvana to get back to a vertical base. When he does, he leaps into the air for another headscissors take down attempt but Nirvana puts his arms up in an X to block Tigre from being able to and he crashes back down to the mat! Nirvana wraps his arms around Tigre's waist as he's lying on the mat and squeezes! It's certainly not the ideal spot for Tigre, who isn't easily going to shake the Geriatric Giant off of him. Darnell Cane asks Tigre if he wishes to submit and gets a resounding negative reply. Tigre tries his best to fight up to all fours and gets flattened right back out. Tigre is flat on the mat getting the air squeezed out of him... he tries to get up again, but Nirvana wrenches in tighter. Tigre brings both arms up and grabs the back of Nirvana's head...
MANDARIN: Oh my Darammu! He is attempting to untie the mask!
It isn't officially a disqualification unless the mask is taken right off, so Tigre's in the clear on that. The trick works though, as Nirvana is forced to relinquish his vice grip rear waist lock bear hug so that he can tie his mask back up. Tigre scurries to his feet and while Nirvana is occupied, he sneaks up on him and headscissors him again! He brings him down and squeezes his legs together - clapping Nirvana's head a few times with his knees/thighs. Nirvana tries to kip-up a bit to create some space between Tigre's legs, but the hold is wrenched in tightly.
MANDARIN: Take special note. El Tigre de Jengibre has his legs wrapped firmly around Nirvana's neck and not only that, he has got his top leg tucked behind his bottom leg in a figure four formation and he is grabbing his foot on his bottom leg to increase the pressure! A wonderful submission!
Nirvana swings his hips to try and create some space but it's still to no avail, as this hold is on tight! Nirvana tries swinging his hips the opposite way... but no such luck. He then grabs Tigre's foot and tries to force it up and release the figure four that Tigre has applied. He gets it free! Tigre knowing his hold has been broken attempts to scramble back to his feet, but Nirvana has his foot! Tigre grabs the bottom rope but Nirvana yanks him back! Nirvana has one Tigre leg, as he bounces in place on the other... he tries to leap up for an enzuigiri but Nirvana simply shoves him backwards! Tigre rolls through and gets back up, but gets bodyslammed for his troubles! Nirvana peels Tigre off the mat and hoists him onto his shoulders... he points to the corner and the crowd roars its approval! Nirvana rushes toward the corner but Tigre elbows him in the neck! Nirvana stops and Tigre slips out! Nirvana turns around and Tigre tries to monkey flip him... but Nirvana grabs him by the thighs and lifts him high into the air for an atomic drop... Tigre hops around the ring holding his junk and tries to Shawn Michaels at Summerslam 2005 himself over the top rope to get Nirvana DQ'ed, but Nirvana grabs his leg before he can get himself completely over. Tigre comes back with a vicious lariat! Nirvana spins down to one knee and then falls flat to the mat. Tigre is surprised but quickly goes for the cover, 1...
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3-NO! KICKOUT!
Tigre argues with Darnell Cane, who shrugs his shoulders and insists it was only a two count. Tigre goes to get in Cane's face, but Nirvana grabs his foot! Tigre is tripped! Nirvana crawls up over and tries to wrap his big arms around Tigre's waist again but Tigre manages to slip out and rolls out of the ring. Nirvana gets up to his feet and taunts Tigre, who's being attended to be Miss Charlotte O'Neal. The taunting doesn't really sit well with him either! He reaches under the ring and throws a steel chair into the ring, he reaches under again and throws a plain brown box! He reaches under and pulls out an unopened box and rips it open... hundreds of El Senor masks! He tosses a couple to the crowd and hilariously, they throw them back! Tigre pulls out a gas can and both Darnell Cane and O'Neal immediately try to wrestle it away from him! O'Neal snatches it away as Cane is telling her to get it out of here! She bitches back at him as she runs up the stairs and meets Brutus Smith halfway down the ramp, hands it to him and returns to the ring as Smith goes to the back. Tigre crawls underneath the ring looking for something else and Nirvana gets tired of waiting, exiting the ring and shoving O'Neal down to reach under the ring skirt and...
MANDARIN: OH MY! A fire extinguisher! He did not get to start the fire but he will definitely put out Nirvana's if he can!
Nirvana gets sprayed with the fire extinguisher and due to the relaxed rule set on the outside of the ring regarding weapons - it's all legal! Tigre kicks Nirvana in the gut and slams his head into the security rail a couple of times before grabbing him and leading him into the ring post! He throws Nirvana back into the ring and climbs up on the turnbuckles... perhaps looking for the Frog Splash? He leaps off with that indeed in mind... but catches two knees to the gut! Nirvana holds his knees in pain as Tigre rolls around the mat, gasping for air and trying to fight to his feet. Nirvana gets up first and shoves past Darnell Cane, grabbing Tigre by the mask and yanking him to his feet. He hoists him over his shoulder and turns around, lawn darting him into the corner turnbuckle! Charlotte O'Neal gets up on the apron, drawing the ire of Nirvana, who begins to make his way over to her but Darnell Cane beats him to it and orders him to get back to the match while he argues with O'Neal to get off the apron. Nirvana turns his attention back to Tigre, pulling him up to his feet...
FIREBALL~!
Nirvana gets a face full of fire and falls to the mat clutching his face, Tigre makes the cover as Darnell Cane turns around and drops into position!
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3!
Ringside helpers jump in and immediately cover Nirvana's face with a wet towel as Tigre gets up laughing about what he's done. Charlotte O'Neal whisks him away quickly before any more damage can occur. El Tigre de Jengibre stops halfway up the ramp, turns around and grabs the microphone from Dr. Scream...
EL TIGRE DE JENGIBRE: Too bad he won't burn as well as you will, Woody!
He begins laughing and shoves the microphone into Dr. Scream's chest before exiting down the ramp.
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Post by ISM Office on Sept 8, 2015 19:50:35 GMT
Backstage once again where Al Nova is wiping his face with a towel as he walks up to the water cool. He pours himself a plastic cup of water and drinks, he turns and spits the water right back out at the sight of something off-camera.
AL NOVA: Great Scott!
Al Nova's face is illuminated with blue light as he walks closer to whatever the mounted camera is unable to see. The feed goes fuzzy and cuts out!
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Post by ISM Office on Sept 8, 2015 19:50:45 GMT
DR. SCREAM: THIS NEXT CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL WITH A THIRTY MINUTE TIME LIMIT AND IS FOR THE PMLL SUPREMO CHAMPIONSHIP!
The crowd roars!
DR. SCREAM: INTRODUCING THE CHALLENGER... HE HAILS FROM CONEY ISLAND BY WAY OF THE ROARING TWENTIES! HE WEIGHS IN TONIGHT AT TWO HUNDRED, TEN POUNDS - LARRY SANGESTINO~!
"Wild, Wild West" hits and smoke begins pouring out of the egg as it opens up. Larry Sangestino emerges, waving the smoke from his face and then strikes a magnificent pose on the stage before strutting down to the ringside. He climbs up onto the turnbuckle and flexes his biceps for the crowd just as "Bare Dubstepidies" interrupts him.
DR. SCREAM: HIS OPPONENT ALSO HAILS FROM NEW YORK BUT BY WAY OF PRESENT TIME! HE WEIGHS IN TONIGHT AT TWO HUNDRED, SEVENTY POUNDS. HE IS THE CURRENT, REIGNING AND DEFENDING PMLL SUPREMO CHAMPION - ZOOKEEPER WILLIE~!
The Tijuana crowd gives Willie and Dexter a warm welcome, as he dances his way out of the egg. Dexter saunters over to the announce desk alongside Mandarin, while Willie holds his title up high and continues dancing and raving down to the ring. He runs at the ring, this time diving through the top and middle ropes... but gets his foot caught on the middle rope on his way in. The crowd laughs and Willie once again shrugs, dusting himself off and picking up his title.
DR. SCREAM: YOUR REFEREE FOR THIS CHAMPIONSHIP BOUT IS SMALLTOOTH JONES!
Jones checks Sangestino over first and comes up with nothing, then moves to Willie and checks him over but also finds nothing. A mysterious man is seen watching in the front row. Champion and challenger lock-up in the centre of the ring and jockey for position, after a good ten seconds of backing each other into the ropes - they break with no man getting a considerable advantage of it. They decide to lock-up again, but the challenger Larry Sangestino quickly grabs an arm wringer and applies pressure! He tries to wrench it in extra tight, but Willie pancake chops him in the chest where his singlet isn't to a thunderous echo! Sangestino responds about as well as you'd expect! He grabs the champion with some ferocity and hip tosses him across the ring! Willie lands and springs up into the corner to try and catch his breath, but the challenger is right on top of him. Larry drags him out of the corner and whips him off the ropes, Willie goes for a spinning heel kick but Sangestino sees it coming from a mile away and ducks! He grabs the rising to his feet champion and lifts him high into the air for the Gorilla Press and drops him to complete the Sangeslam! Larry turns to the crowd and flexes for them to a bit of a mixed reaction... he goes back to the champion, pulling him up and hoists him up for a vertical suplex!
MANDARIN: We have seen this move before! It has been said that Larry Sangestino once kept a man up in the vertical suplex for an entire day!
Willie is determined to make his stay up there as short as possible, kneeing Sangestino in the head a couple of times to get himself free! With both champion and challenger back on a vertical base, Willie kicks him in the gut and backs into the ropes before roaring out with a flying clothesline! He takes the challenger down in a hurry! Sangestino doesn't stay down long, though... and Willie lines him up again - this time taking him out with a running enzuigiri! Sangestino falls back into the corner turnbuckles! Willie charges in, but Sangestino moves! Willie absorbs the impact and catches the unsuspecting challenger with a second rope bulldog! It winds up looking more like a DDT though! Willie surprisingly doesn't go for the cover and instead begins hooking Sangestino's legs... and then bridges! Well, TRIES to bridge backwards... and grabs Sangestino under the chin! The mystery man gets up and leaves.
MANDARIN: He has got him in the Time Bender! The very move that Larry Sangestino used to defeat him in their first match!
Willie does manage to bridge a bit, and when he does - Larry has no choice but to submit! As soon the challenger finishes tapping out, a big explosion of smoke fills the ring! Referee Smalltooth Jones bails out of it quickly while Dexter ditches Mandarin and rushes down the ramp to check on his keeper and friend. The smoke settles a bit and Willie emerges unscathed, so Smalltooth Jones climbs back inside with the Supremo title in hand. He hands it to Willie and raises his arm in victory! The smoke clears up... and there is absolutely no sign of Larry Sangestino anywhere! Willie tells Jones that he didn't see where he went and the fans at ringside tell Jones that no one exited the ring! He simply vanished into the smoke!
MANDARIN: Oh my... we have had captures and assassinations in Pollomania's short history, but dare I say that this is our very first disappearance!? Where did he go!? Maybe the Time Bender submission did exactly that... I am afraid we may never know!
Willie scoops up Dexter on his shoulder and Dexter hoists the Supremo championship up high - having successfully vanquished his first challenger and perhaps sending him back to the 1920s!
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Post by ISM Office on Sept 9, 2015 23:57:13 GMT
DR. SCREAM: THIS IS YOUR MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING! IT IS SCHEDULED FOR A SINGLE FALL WITH A TWENTY FIVE MINUTE TIME LIMIT! INTRODUCING FIRST...
"O'Canada" by Daylight for Deadeyes begins.
DR. SCREAM: AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF FIVE HUNDRED, NINETY POUNDS... HOLLY GUACAMOLE & BRUTUS SMITH - THE CANADIAN EMBASSY MISFITS~!
The giant egg cracks open as Brutus Smith walks out with Holly Guacamole up on his shoulders waving around her hockey stick while Ms. Charlotte O'Neal trails behind. The trio begin walking down the ramp with Holly insulting various fans and giggling, even threatening them with the hockey stick! They reach the ring and Brutus lifts Holly off of his shoulders and into the ring before climbing over the ropes himself. Holly Guacamole skips joyfully around the ring as O'Neal walks down the ramp stairs to take her place at ringside.
DR. SCREAM: THEIR OPPONENTS...
Dr. Scream is drowned out by the roar of the crowd!
DR. SCREAM: AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF FIVE HUNDRED, TWENTY POUNDS - WOODY AND THE GRIN!
"E-Pro" by Beck blasts over the speakers as the stage egg cracks open. Grin walks out with Woody's arm over his shoulder and both of their free arms up in a wave! The Grin then kneels and flexes his arms, before scooping Woody up and giving him a shoulder-ride to the ring! Woody's arm comes down and The Grin leans in so Woody can get high-fives from the fans. The duo get about halfway to the ring and they're all business. Grin stops and assesses the task at hand before climbing into the ring and going face to face with Brutus Smith!
DR. SCREAM: YOUR REFEREE FOR THIS BOUT IS SMALLTOOTH JONES!
The bell sounds as Grin places Woody on the apron, leaning upright against the turnbuckle with the tag rope in his hand. His post-it note face reveals that he's uncertain about this match, but Grin pats him on the shoulder and turns around into... Brutus Smith. Grin stands 6'10" and 320lbs, but Smith is 7'1" and 473lbs of muscle. The Grin goes face to face with Smith to let him know that he's not intimidated one bit! Smith pokes Grin in the chest with his finger and then motions to the ground, before poking him again but Grin shoves his hand away which earns a shove from the eunuch... but Grin shoves him right back! The two then lock-up, jockeying for position all around the ring until Grin gets backed into the corner and referee Smalltooth Jones has the tall task of getting in between these two to break it up. He shows no fear in doing so and backs Smith up into the centre of the ring, Grin steps out of the corner and the two men lock-up once again and it's more of the same. Jockeying for position, a test of strength... Grin forces Smith into the corner this time and Jones calls for the break. Grin goes to back up, but Smith headbutts him! He follows it up with a big clubbing blow to the back that knocks Grin down to his knees. Smith backs into the ropes and bounces off looking to clobber the doubled over Grin with a big boot, but Grin avoids it! He then follows up with a clothesline attempt but it only serves to cause the big man to stumble a few steps, Grin tries to follow up with another but Smith's boot brings a quick halt to that.
MANDARIN: Oh my! I am receiving reports that they felt that all the way back on my home planet!
Grin was miraculously only brought down to his knees after that (well, after bouncing off the ropes from the impact) and shakes the cobwebs out trying to get back to his feet. He's greeted by a big open hand slap which causes him to again double over, staggering around holding his chest. Smith grabs Grin by the mask and yanks him over to the rudo corner where he tags in Holly Guacamole. You'd figure the petite Princess of the Canadian Embassy wouldn't be stepping foot inside the ring against a man of Grin's size, but Smith stands by just in case utilizing the twenty seconds he has after tagging to his full advantage. Holly grabs Grin's bathrobe and jerseys him with it! She begins firing uppercuts into Grin's skull as he's tangled up in his own bathrobe! With his time in the ring winding down before his team is disqualified, Brutus Smith grabs Grin and drops him with a sidewalk slam while Holly skips around. Smith exits the ring and Holly goes for the cover, but only gets a one count. She asks Brutie what she should do next, and he responds as you might expect...
BRUTUS SMITH: I am Brute!
She nods, and begins skipping around Grin's downed body, kicking him in the head every time she goes around. Grin gets up more angry than hurt and lunges at Holly, who ducks the big arm coming at her and leaps off the second rope looking for a tornado DDT... but Grin catches her and charges her into his corner where he tags in Woody! He drives a shoulder into Holly Guacamole so she'll stay put, I guess and brings Woody into the ring. He asks him if he's ready and must've got some kind of positive response because he sends his inanimate partner into Holly in the corner with an Irish whip! Holly tumbles out of the corner and falls to the mat alongside Woody. Grin lifts Woody back up, props him against the corner and exits the ring so not to get himself disqualified, but quickly climbs onto the apron and puts Woody on the top rope. The crowd begins chanting "WOO-DY! WOO-DY!" as Grin steadies him... Woody leaps off but nobody is home! Holly rolls out of the way and Woody lands lack a sack of potatoes. Guacamole is looking to make a tag, while Grin jumps to the floor and tries to reach in to grab Woody's arm so he can pull him out to the floor and make the automatic tag. Holly's about to make the tag to Brutus when the lights flicker! They return to normal and Woody has Holly in the Camel Clutch!
MANDARIN: This may be a humbling experience for Miss Guacamole!
Jones asks Holly if she'd like to submit, but she replies negatively and then shakes it off like Taylor Swift - sending Woody tumbling backwards and allowing Grin to make a blind tag! He gently tosses Woody to the apron then grabs Holly's leg before she's able to tag in big Brutus Smith. He drags her back to his corner and takes his bathrobe off... and covers her head with it! He steps back to show Smalltooth Jones he's not choking her or anything of that sort and both Grin and Jones stand amused as Holly is literally kicking and screaming about the smell of the bathrobe! Jones has finally seen enough and takes the bathrobe off her head and she frantically crawls over to the corner and tries to tag in Smith, but finds herself face to face with a kissy faced Woody! Not in the mood for love, I guess, Holly screams again and turns around into a big boot! Grin drops down and covers...
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Smith breaks up the pin, using up his only save in this tag match. Smith grabs Grin and rams him into the turnbuckle, trying to buy Holly some time to recuperate. As Grin stumbles back, Smith grabs him a rear waistlock and picks him up and then drops him back down with a backdrop suplex. He grabs Holly and places her on top before exiting the ring before the twenty second count is finished. Jones counts, 1... 2... NO! Grin gets his shoulder up. Cbarlotte O'Neal yells at Brute, who attempts to get back in the ring, drawing the attention of Smalltooth Jones and allowing O'Neal to climb on the apron, reach in the ring and drag Holly closer to the edge of the ring. She drops down to the floor and pulls Holly out, Jones turns around and sees Holly is on the floor and acknowledges the tag so now Brutus Smith is the legal man. Grin reaches out after Holly, not entirely realizing what the rudos just did. He doesn't see Brutus Smith coming down across his back with a double axe handle! Grin falls back down onto the middle rope and Jones gets between them to back Brutus up, allowing Holly to clobber Grin with her hockey stick! The big man falls backwards onto the mat just as Jones turns around from admonishing Smith. He questions what happened, but Holly wisely dropped the hockey stick under the ring skirt so it's out of sight! Brutus Smith drags Grin's almost lifeless body up from the mat (which is certainly no easy task) and goozles him. He hoists him up and drops him down with a chokeslam! Smith covers...
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Lights out!
MANDARIN: My oh my why! What is the meaning of this!?
Lights back on! Grin is still downed, but Smith is down beside him. Woody is seated against the ropes with a "SHH!" post-it note attached to his face. Smalltooth Jones tells Woody he's used up his save for the match, and to get out of the ring! Since Woody can't obviously do this himself, Jones is talking to no one but himself and quickly realizes this because he walks over and puts Woody out on the apron. Holly is yelling at Brutie to get up, while Grin is beginning to stir after the hockey stick shot and the chokeslam. Smith crawls toward Holly while Grin uses the ropes to pull himself up and simultaneous tags are made! Holly leaps in ready to fight, but doesn't anticipate a flying two hundred pound wooden man coming her way!
MANDARIN: Grin throws Woody! Wooden Splash!
Woody takes out Holly with the splash and covers...
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Smith pulls Woody off of Holly and looks poised to snap him in half! Woody's post-it note has an incredibly frightened face etched across it, but here comes Grin to save the day! He sacrifices Woody so to speak... nailing Brutus with a big corner avalanche splash. Grin grabs Woody and drops out of the way as Brutus Smith comes staggering out of the corner... teetering... teetering... teetering... Holly screams as Brutus Smith comes crashing down to the mat and just narrowly misses his tag team partner. She breathes a sigh of relief, but her next breath is a big whiff of the Grin's armpit! The Nap Trap (Dragon sleeper) has been applied! Holly's face is buried deep in the Grin's stinky armpit! She kicks her legs wildly all the while trying to shove his big ham of an arm off of her face, but she's not having any luck and Brutus Smith is face down on the mat unable to help. Charlotte O'Neal sees its her time to shine and gets up on the apron to distract Smalltooth Jones, thereby missing Holly Guacamole tapping out! It doesn't hurt so much as she probably wants to breathe clean air again! Grin tosses Holly aside and grabs Charlotte by the hair before shoving her into his arm pit! He lets go and drops off the apron, gagging and almost vomiting! Grin picks up Woody and hoists him high above his head. The otherwise competent Smalltooth Jones is too busy having a laugh at Ms. O'Neal's expense to see Holly hoof the Grin in the groin! Woody comes tumbling down on top of Holly Guacamole as the Grin falls to the mat holding his groin! He sees that Woody has landed on top of Holly and rolls out of the ring, Smalltooth Jones turns around!
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3~! Brutus Smith tries to break up the pin but the sound of the bell indicates that it is too late! El Tigre de Jengibre storms down the ramp, down the stairs and right to the Grin, grabbing him and tossing him into the ring. He checks on Charlotte before climbing into the ring himself and shouting instructions at Brutus Smith. Smith gets up, gets Woody off of Holly's chest and begins assisting Tigre in putting the boots to the Grin! Holly slowly gets up and Tigre tells them both to restrain Grin while he grabs Woody...
TO BE CONTINUED
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Post by ISM Office on Sept 10, 2015 10:21:13 GMT
Grin is being restrained by Brutus Smith and Holly Guacamole, watching helplessly as El Tigre de Jengibre slowly walks over to Woody... but never once taking his eyes off of Grin. Just as he's about to grab Woody, the lights in the arena go completely out and the crowd goes wild, but then falls silent in hushed anticipation as the lights stay out for a good thirty seconds or more. Finally, an explosion! Pyrotechnics go off on the stage and the Pollovision screens light up with a "PLEASE STANDBY" message. The screen flickers a few times before revealing SUPER POLLO~!
SUPER POLLO: Based on your collective reluctance to leave the ring, I can only assume that you are more than willing to wrestle another match.
The crowd begins murmuring.
SUPER POLLO: You see, Tijuana is Los Pollos' hometown and I want to make the first Pollomania event here something for the ages! We've already had one championship bout tonight so why not add another?
The crowd's getting excited!
SUPER POLLO: So Woody, grab that Scramble Championship of yours and give it to Smalltooth Jones because we're going to have ourselves a lil' Scramble shindig!
The crowd goes nuts and the screen shuts off...
YEAH! YEAH! OH YEAH! WHAT CONDITION MY CONDITION WAS IN!
Kenny Rogers and the First Edition keeps playing as the light shines from backstage through the giant egg cracking open, silhouetting Super Pollo as he walks out onto the stage with a golden bucket in one hand and a microphone in the other.
SUPER POLLO: Hmm, you know what... this is Tijuana, a simple Scramble Championship just won't do... Nah, I'm going to sweeten the pot. This bucket contains hundreds of match types, prizes and other such stipulations...
He reaches in and pulls out a piece of paper, unfolds it and looks pretty surprised at the outcome...
SUPER POLLO: So in addition to this impromptu ten minute Scramble title match, the man (or woman) that walks out of here at the end of the ten minute period will be the number one contender for Zookeeper Willie's Supremo Championship!
The crowd goes wild! El Tigre is leaning on the ropes with a smile across his face, watching as Super Pollo leaves. He turns to the Embassy still restraining Grin and is about to pick Woody up when he's interrupted by the opening guitar licks of "Acid Rain", cueing a gallery of flickering lights and smoke by the big egg. It splits open to reveal the masked form of the Last Argonaut himself, Wildstar D. He sprints towards the ring and launches himself over the ropes, somersaulting in the air and rolling from his back to his feet. He strikes a brief pose to the crowd's approval and then blocks a punch attempt from Tigre and gives one right back! The crowd pops huge as the man from the future clobbers Tigre, gives one to Brutus and sends Holly out of the ring! With all this going on, I guess no one noticed the arrival of another newcomer - Hayden Sensation. Sensation assesses the situation before cartoonishly tip-toeing over to Woody and dropping down for the lateral press.
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MANDARIN: 3! He sneaks in like a snake and is out of here like a rabbit!
Indeed, Sensation gets the title from ringside and takes off as Tigre, Smith and Wildstar (and Grin) all realize what's just gone on. Sensation isn't intent on sticking around and beelines up the ramp so focused on the guys behind him that he doesn't see the egg crack open and Omega Combat's Washed Up Hollywood (Stuntman Dan and THE Alexander) emerge. Alexander takes advantage of that, nailing a gorgeous Snapshot (Ace Crusher/RKO) on the ramp! He tries for the cover, but Stuntman Dan pulls him off and the two begin squabbling with Dan arguing that HE is the veteran of the team so he should get the honors! Alexander disagrees completely! They stop arguing and each look to a side, realizing their trouble... Los Knuckleheads of Frizzy Fro and Nyuk-Nyuk Joe on one side and the Canadian Embassy Misfits on the other. The duo shrug their shoulders and each take a side to begin fighting through. Brutus Smith grabs THE Alexander around the throat and looks poised to chokeslam him off the stage, but Grin clobbers him in the back - arriving just in time! Wildstar D ducks a hockey stick shot from Holly Guacamole and takes her out with a leg lariat! Stuntman Dan is the victim of a rare tandem move - a double headbutt from Los Knuckleheads! Sensation begins to stir and looks frantically for the belt, grabbing it and taking off again!
MANDARIN: In all this commotion, I do not believe anyone remembered who the champion was!
Being that they're on the stage generally close to where Mandarin sits, they overhear his statement and begin pushing each other and pointing toward Sensation who has just jumped through the giant egg and closed it up. Everyone begins banging on it, trying to get it to open but cameras reveal Sensation handing the stage hand a twenty and telling him to take a hike. He obliges and Sensation pulls up a chair and waits. The contingent on the outside continue banging away with Los Knuckleheads trying to headbutt the egg open, Stuntman Dan would likely cannon himself into it if he had the means but he doesn't, so him and Alexander discuss their plan briefly. Dan hands Alexander a helmet and then Irish whips him into the egg! Alexander throws his whole body into it.
MANDARIN: I have no idea what they made that thing out of but that did not even dent it!
El Tigre has seemingly disappeared as Holly begins hammering the egg with her hockey stick while Wildstar D and Grin look around it for an emergency switches. The entire non-Embassy contingent then turns to Brutus Smith, who knows what's being asked of before they even say anything. He nods, says the only thing he can say and delivers a thunderous Polish Hammer to the egg.
Nothing.
Again, but nothing.
AGAIN, BUT NOTHING.
Suddenly, the camera's cut backstage as El Tigre has somehow found his way around the egg and walks up to an unsuspecting Hayden Sensation and slaps on a rear naked choke! Sensation tries to fight it, between realizing that opening the door might be his only method of saving himself and his title now. He reaches for the button, but Tigre knows that's his only way out too and pulls him back! Sensation tries to back up and smash Tigre into a wall, but Tigre absorbs the impact and squeezes tighter. Sensation tries to use his foot to hit the button, but Tigre pulls him back again. Sensation is fading fast and tries one last ditch effort to get to the button. He's so close... so close...
BRUTUS SMITH: I AM BRUUUTTTEEE~!
Brutus Smith comes crashing through the egg and takes out everything in his path! A replay reveals both tecnicos and rudos grabbing one of Brutus' massive arms and Irish whipping him into the egg - a plan that absolutely worked! Smalltooth Jones hops through the smoke before it clears and finds Brutus Smith on top of both Tigre and Sensation and counts!
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3! Brutus Smith is the champion although he's a bit unconscious at the moment. The rest of the guys and gals make their way through what's left of the egg to survey the damage and begin fighting when they realize what the situation is. At some point, Grin gets Brutus turned over onto his back in an attempt to pin him - freeing Sensation and Tigre so to speak. Holly hooks him with her hockey stick and reels him back as Wildstar D contends with both members of Washed Up Hollywood. This leaves Los Knuckleheads alone... and Fro covers, but Joe pulls him up and slaps him! Fro slaps back! They simultaneously poke each other in the eyes! Nyuk-Nyuk Joe stumbles back into a storage unit and unlatches the door... Wildstar D dives out of the way as WOODY~! comes falling out and take out both of Washed Up Hollywood. D lands beside Brutus Smith, who is slowly coming to as he quietly motions to Smalltooth Jones.
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MANDARIN: 3! Wildstar D joins Hayden Sensation in debuting tonight and winning a championship! If he can hang onto that for five minutes more, he will get himself a shot at Zookeeper Willie's Supremo Championship also!
No easy task, though. D gets up, admires the championship and decides he's doing to head back to the ring! He passes Grin and Holly fighting on the stage, or Holly choking Grin out with the hockey stick. Wildstar kick-slides a steel chair over to Grin, who picks it up and clobbers Holly with it! Grin falls to his knees trying to catch his breath. Wildstar D turns around and greets both of Los Knuckleheads with elbow strikes as they try to attack him! He tries to clock their heads together but they each poke D in the eye and follow it up with a slap! Brutus Smith is up, tossing rubble aside to make his way back out onto the stage. Grin has gone backstage to grab Woody, while Washed Up Hollywood are crawling out onto the stage. Sensation is still out, and Tigre is not in much better condition. Brutus pushes both Knuckleheads aside and grabs Wildstar around the neck... looking to hoist him up for a chokeslam but Los Knuckleheads take exception to being pushed aside and both stomp each of Brutus' feet! The big man yelps as he drops Wildstar D back on his feet (and onto his rear) as a result. Frizzy Fro grabs Nyuk-Nyuk Joe and irish whips him... NUMBSKULL~! Joe battering rams his own head into the gut of Brutus Smith who absorbs it like Homer Simpson at Lollapalooza, Nyuk-Nyuk Joe tries it again... but Smith grabs him and redirects him into his partner! Joe Numbskulls into Frizzy Fro taking them both off the stage!
??: HEY BRUTE!
Grin launches Woody into Smith, crossbody block-style but the big man catches him. Grin runs up and pushes Woody and by association, Smith, as Wildstar D does the ol' schoolyard trick and gets on all fours behind him! Brutus goes tumbling down! Grin and Wildstar exchange nods, but then noggins! El Tigre dropkicks Grin into the champion, sending D further down the ramp. Tigre brushes past Grin, grabbing Wildstar and throwing him into the ring. He tries to get in, but gets stopped by Grin who turns around and slaps him! Tigre stumbles aside as Washed Up Hollywood comes running up the ramp and grab arms - clotheslining Grin over the top rope and into the ring. Tigre goes underneath the ring for some more props like he did earlier, this time he pulls out a table... and sets it up at ringside. He reaches under again and finds Woody, who is flipping him off! He doesn't have time to be livid, though because THE Alexander baseball slide kicks him in the face! Tigre hits the security rail hard as Brutus Smith is back up and climbing over the ropes into the ring. Holly is also slowly making her way down to the ring.
MANDARIN: Not much time left in this match! Two minutes!
Stuntman Dan, Grin and Wildstar all gang on Brutus as he gets in the ring and try to dump him back out, but the big man fights them off. Holly gets in the ring behind everyone with her hockey stick and begins evening the odds, Brutus grabs Stuntman Dan in a two handed choke and lifts him HIGH into the air. On the outside, THE Alexander and Tigre continue fighting with Tigre kicking Alexander low and putting him on the table. He climbs up onto the apron and looks like he's going to frog splash when Brutus tosses Stuntman Dan over the top rope onto Alexander and through the table! Tigre shrugs his shoulders and climbs back into the ring. The Embassy is united once again standing across from Grin and Wildstar. Brutus and Holly take Grin, while Tigre and Wildstar pair off. Grin gets backed into the corner and Brutus holds him in place with a choke while Holly repeatedly clobbers him in the gut with the butt-end of the hockey stick! With Grin seemingly sorted, Brutus goes to help Tigre, who's been backed into the opposite corner. Wildstar hoists him onto the top turnbuckle perhaps looking for his signature super snapmare, he turns around to complete the move but gets goozled by Brutus Smith! The big man hoists him high and slams him down! Grin finally wrestles the hockey stick away from Holly and swings for the fences, she ducks, but Grin gets all of Brutus! The big man stumbles back into Tigre, crotching him on the top rope! Grin gives Brutus another shot for good measure and he falls out of the ring! Grin turns his attention to Holly, who begs and begs for Grin's mercy. He reaches down and grabs Woody off the apron. He points Woody's free arm at her in a YOU~! motion.
MANDARIN: She wanted Woody! She is going to get some Woody!
Grin takes Woody over to Holly in the corner and begins slapping her with him! Woody's free arm is putting Rick James to shame as the fans cheer on absolutely delighted to see Woody get his comeuppance! Tigre falls off the top rope and slowly pulls himself over to Wildstar, throwing an arm over him...
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Grin turns around and sees what's going on!
3! Woody flies across the ring much too late to break up the pin, but naturally clocks Tigre anyway! Grin looks at the clock and scrambles over to Tigre, rolling him onto his back! He tries to put Woody on top but Holly jumps on his back and begins slapping and all sorts of stuff! Grin tries to shake her off but cannot. He decides to double over quickly, sending her down on top of Tigre just as the bell sounds to signify the end of the match! Grin grabs Woody and the duo argue away with Smalltooth Jones, but there's nothing he can do! Brutus pulls Tigre and Holly out of the ring and is handed the championship from Smalltooth Jones. Brutus gives it to Tigre, who despite being in lots of pain, sees his prize and laughs maniacally at Grin and Woody, who stand in the ring obviously disappointed.
MANDARIN: The Canadian Embassy Misfits have been a thorn in Grin and Woody's sides since day one here in Pollomania. Now they have wrestled the Scramble Championship away from Woody, and El Tigre de Jengibre is in possession of the number one contendership to Zookeeper Willie's Supremo Championship. Things could get dark. I do have to ask though... the Things were conspicuous by their absence here tonight... what gives?
No sooner than it's mentioned, the camera cuts backstage to the Embassy arriving to their locker room quarters. Tigre opens the door to reveal Thing 1 and Thing 2 both bound and gagged in chairs back to back with their "SAVE US GRIN AND WOODY" sign tucked between them.
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