Post by Buck U Productions on Sept 6, 2015 21:35:37 GMT
Darkness. In the shadows we can see El Tigre sitting up right in a chair. He begins singing...
"What would you think if I sang out of tune
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song
And I'll try not to sing out of key."
A spotlight shines down on him, and we see he's strapped into an electric chair.
"Can you hear them screaming, Nirvana? They all crying out for my execution for what happened in L.A. Our 'supreme leader', Super Pollo, wants me gone because of the fires I'm supposedly responsible for and to protect his golden boys, Grin and Woody. Those two want taken out because of what I did to that poor, innocent child (laughs). Then there's countless others that fear what I'll do next, who realize that this is only the beginning of the chaos I well bring.
"You, Nirvana. You're to me my executioner. You are the one that they hope stop me. They may get their wish too, man. You are the biggest, baddest, mother fucker in Pollomania. I know what I'm about to face. My question is, do you?
"You see, I know you're going to hurt me. I may very well 'Experience Nirvana'. I know that I may very well be thrown around like a lawn dart or have my genitals ripped from my body. Anyone who's ever seen your matches knows that you are blood thirsty and merciless but you've NEVER faced anything like me!"
He makes an effort to fight against the chair's restraints and laughs.
"See I might be the only son of a bitch more twisted than you here. I made a choice long ago that there is lone I won't cross. There's NOTHING I won't do to complete my plans. I DO NOT FEAR PAIN! I DO NOT FEAR DEATH! I WILL SPIT IN THE FACE OF THE GRIM REAPER WHEN HE COMES FOR ME AND I WELL LAUGH!
"Be prepared, because you will have to kill me to stop me. If you don't, it won't matter how many bones you break or how much blood I spill, I WILL KEEP COMING! Victory or death, there is no other option.
"And I'm not coming alone..."
Several more spotlight shine down and we see that Charlotte O'Neal, Brutus Smith, and Holly Guacamole are standing behind the chair. Crouched on either side are Thing One and Thing Two holding little signs saying "Help Us Woody and Grin".
El Tigre de Jengibre laughs and starts singing again.
"Oh I get by with a little help from my friends.
Mm I get high with a little help from my friends.
Mm gonna try with a little help from my friends."
The lights start to flicker and El Tigre Jengibre starts laughing. Suddenly the lights come back on and he's right in front of the camera.
"Run little sheep, the tiger's on the hunt!"
Scene fades.
(497 words)
"What would you think if I sang out of tune
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song
And I'll try not to sing out of key."
A spotlight shines down on him, and we see he's strapped into an electric chair.
"Can you hear them screaming, Nirvana? They all crying out for my execution for what happened in L.A. Our 'supreme leader', Super Pollo, wants me gone because of the fires I'm supposedly responsible for and to protect his golden boys, Grin and Woody. Those two want taken out because of what I did to that poor, innocent child (laughs). Then there's countless others that fear what I'll do next, who realize that this is only the beginning of the chaos I well bring.
"You, Nirvana. You're to me my executioner. You are the one that they hope stop me. They may get their wish too, man. You are the biggest, baddest, mother fucker in Pollomania. I know what I'm about to face. My question is, do you?
"You see, I know you're going to hurt me. I may very well 'Experience Nirvana'. I know that I may very well be thrown around like a lawn dart or have my genitals ripped from my body. Anyone who's ever seen your matches knows that you are blood thirsty and merciless but you've NEVER faced anything like me!"
He makes an effort to fight against the chair's restraints and laughs.
"See I might be the only son of a bitch more twisted than you here. I made a choice long ago that there is lone I won't cross. There's NOTHING I won't do to complete my plans. I DO NOT FEAR PAIN! I DO NOT FEAR DEATH! I WILL SPIT IN THE FACE OF THE GRIM REAPER WHEN HE COMES FOR ME AND I WELL LAUGH!
"Be prepared, because you will have to kill me to stop me. If you don't, it won't matter how many bones you break or how much blood I spill, I WILL KEEP COMING! Victory or death, there is no other option.
"And I'm not coming alone..."
Several more spotlight shine down and we see that Charlotte O'Neal, Brutus Smith, and Holly Guacamole are standing behind the chair. Crouched on either side are Thing One and Thing Two holding little signs saying "Help Us Woody and Grin".
El Tigre de Jengibre laughs and starts singing again.
"Oh I get by with a little help from my friends.
Mm I get high with a little help from my friends.
Mm gonna try with a little help from my friends."
The lights start to flicker and El Tigre Jengibre starts laughing. Suddenly the lights come back on and he's right in front of the camera.
"Run little sheep, the tiger's on the hunt!"
Scene fades.
(497 words)