Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2015 22:46:05 GMT
"So you say you know me, that you watched me and yearned to one day fight me. To you this is the most important match of your career but for it, it's just another event in a long stream of greatness."
Cut to the oldschool backdrop. Nirvana is in his suit with his cigar There's not much to describe. It's oldschool, as oldschool as Nirvana himself.
"Is it hero worship? Perhaps if your idea of hero worship is killing your heroes. I feel like we need to sit down and have a chat about life and how life works. See, I was born for this. I have kids like you coming up in masks all the time, talking about things I've done in the past. But the past was just a moment. The past is just that, the past."
Nirvana smirks and takes a puff of his cigar.
"Say what you want but words and history won't save you from a bear hug. And trust me kid, when I get that locked in you just can't escape. My hairy arms will wrap around your body and drain the life out of you. Or maybe I'll lock in the castratikon and make your turn purple. You'd be pissing blood for a week."
The giant rubs his chin in thought.
"There are so many things I could do to you. Ruin you. Destroy you. To be honest, though, I'm glad you know me. It gives me a reason to sign an autograph to leave on your broken body after I pin you. Make no mistake, your words won't stop me from doing what I do best? And what is that? Say it with me."
The camera pans out. There's a large choir behind Nirvana. In unison they begin to sing.
Choir: "Oohhhhh he makes motherfuckers Embrace Nirvana! He shows them how to experience Nirvana. He kicks bitches in the dick."
Nirvana crosses his arms as the choir continues for two more verses.
Nirvana: Nuff said
Cut to the oldschool backdrop. Nirvana is in his suit with his cigar There's not much to describe. It's oldschool, as oldschool as Nirvana himself.
"Is it hero worship? Perhaps if your idea of hero worship is killing your heroes. I feel like we need to sit down and have a chat about life and how life works. See, I was born for this. I have kids like you coming up in masks all the time, talking about things I've done in the past. But the past was just a moment. The past is just that, the past."
Nirvana smirks and takes a puff of his cigar.
"Say what you want but words and history won't save you from a bear hug. And trust me kid, when I get that locked in you just can't escape. My hairy arms will wrap around your body and drain the life out of you. Or maybe I'll lock in the castratikon and make your turn purple. You'd be pissing blood for a week."
The giant rubs his chin in thought.
"There are so many things I could do to you. Ruin you. Destroy you. To be honest, though, I'm glad you know me. It gives me a reason to sign an autograph to leave on your broken body after I pin you. Make no mistake, your words won't stop me from doing what I do best? And what is that? Say it with me."
The camera pans out. There's a large choir behind Nirvana. In unison they begin to sing.
Choir: "Oohhhhh he makes motherfuckers Embrace Nirvana! He shows them how to experience Nirvana. He kicks bitches in the dick."
Nirvana crosses his arms as the choir continues for two more verses.
Nirvana: Nuff said