Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2015 22:08:15 GMT
“THIS is what moves a man-sized Pokemon to tears?”
Woody and Grin are watching an old episode of “Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiago?”. Grin has a box of tissues handy, but has not opened it yet. Woody’s note face says “Mmm bop bop bop bop doo wop” because he’s singing along with Rockapella. Grin turns to Woody and says:
“These guys are industrial-grade weirdos, and this is coming from a dude who wears a mask in the shower. I mean, don’t get me wrong, there isn’t a woman alive who doesn’t want a big stiff Woody in them…”
Cut to Woody, with a sly look drawn onto his note-face. Woody is reclining to one side, and wearing khakis. There’s a big bulge in the crotch, like comically huge and round. Probably a basketball. Grin continues:
“...but seriously, what’s she trying to pull? I mean, besides Woody’s 'trunk', obviously. Don’t they pay attention to what goes on around here? Woody, cover your ears for a second.”
Cut to Woody, who is now wearing earmuffs and reading “Everybody Poops”. Cut back to Grin, who is focused on the camera:
“You two Canadian coo-coo birds keep some really bad company - specifically, with a demented pyromaniac! Now, yeah, MAYBE Woody here would be interested in making stiffy-time with you, Holly, and hey, he might even be into a trip to the Museum Of Weeping Arts with Moby Groot over there, but all that fun-time planning goes RIGHT into the crap-sack when we remember what your ginger-haired bestie did to that baby!”
Cut to Woody, he is still earmuffed and reading “Everybody Poops” There’s a single tear falling from his note-face eye. Grin chuckles and continues:
“See? Woody appreciates fine art too, and on September 9th in Tijuana, you’re BOTH going to be moved to tears by his next performance! Trust me, jester-jugs, you have not yet BEGUN to shed eye-liquids! You guys like gift packages? Well, get comfy, because we’re coming to Mexico to stuff the BOTH of you in a box, tie a pretty bow around it, and send it to our pyro-pal El Tiger Del Jenga-Butts!”
Grin snaps his fingers and waves them off-camera. Cut to Woody, who has removed the earmuffs. His hand is placing a bookmark in “Everybody Poops”. Grin asks him:
“Anything to add, Woody? Now’s your chance.”
Cut to Woody, who is standing in a pose similar to the way Brute stands. He’s even wearing a suit similar to the one Brute wears (and still has the comically large crotch bulge). His note face says “I AM GONNAKICKYOURASSES”. Grin looks confused.
“That’s kind of a tongue twister, buddy. I hope the name change isn’t permanent.”
Cut to Woody, whose note face is rolling its eyes. The crotch of Woody’s suit pants is starting to get wet. A few seconds later, we hear a tearing sound. A cantaloupe falls out and breaks on the ground. Grin facepalms and says:
“Dammit, Woody, the bathroom is RIGHT THERE!”
(final count: 499 words, 4 members of Rockapella, and 1 bustedgenitals cantaloupe)
Woody and Grin are watching an old episode of “Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiago?”. Grin has a box of tissues handy, but has not opened it yet. Woody’s note face says “Mmm bop bop bop bop doo wop” because he’s singing along with Rockapella. Grin turns to Woody and says:
“These guys are industrial-grade weirdos, and this is coming from a dude who wears a mask in the shower. I mean, don’t get me wrong, there isn’t a woman alive who doesn’t want a big stiff Woody in them…”
Cut to Woody, with a sly look drawn onto his note-face. Woody is reclining to one side, and wearing khakis. There’s a big bulge in the crotch, like comically huge and round. Probably a basketball. Grin continues:
“...but seriously, what’s she trying to pull? I mean, besides Woody’s 'trunk', obviously. Don’t they pay attention to what goes on around here? Woody, cover your ears for a second.”
Cut to Woody, who is now wearing earmuffs and reading “Everybody Poops”. Cut back to Grin, who is focused on the camera:
“You two Canadian coo-coo birds keep some really bad company - specifically, with a demented pyromaniac! Now, yeah, MAYBE Woody here would be interested in making stiffy-time with you, Holly, and hey, he might even be into a trip to the Museum Of Weeping Arts with Moby Groot over there, but all that fun-time planning goes RIGHT into the crap-sack when we remember what your ginger-haired bestie did to that baby!”
Cut to Woody, he is still earmuffed and reading “Everybody Poops” There’s a single tear falling from his note-face eye. Grin chuckles and continues:
“See? Woody appreciates fine art too, and on September 9th in Tijuana, you’re BOTH going to be moved to tears by his next performance! Trust me, jester-jugs, you have not yet BEGUN to shed eye-liquids! You guys like gift packages? Well, get comfy, because we’re coming to Mexico to stuff the BOTH of you in a box, tie a pretty bow around it, and send it to our pyro-pal El Tiger Del Jenga-Butts!”
Grin snaps his fingers and waves them off-camera. Cut to Woody, who has removed the earmuffs. His hand is placing a bookmark in “Everybody Poops”. Grin asks him:
“Anything to add, Woody? Now’s your chance.”
Cut to Woody, who is standing in a pose similar to the way Brute stands. He’s even wearing a suit similar to the one Brute wears (and still has the comically large crotch bulge). His note face says “I AM GONNAKICKYOURASSES”. Grin looks confused.
“That’s kind of a tongue twister, buddy. I hope the name change isn’t permanent.”
Cut to Woody, whose note face is rolling its eyes. The crotch of Woody’s suit pants is starting to get wet. A few seconds later, we hear a tearing sound. A cantaloupe falls out and breaks on the ground. Grin facepalms and says:
“Dammit, Woody, the bathroom is RIGHT THERE!”
(final count: 499 words, 4 members of Rockapella, and 1 busted