Post by Buck U Productions on Aug 23, 2015 21:32:38 GMT
(Note from Ed: Sorry if this is late. I couldn't get near a computer for a few days and was hoping one of my partners would do a RP, but I had just a little more I wanted to add before the match. Btw, 498 words.)
(Scene opens with a red curtain. As it opens we see marionettes of El Tigre de Jengibre, Bux Von Teese, EL Presidente, Grin Woody and Thunderhead dancing around. From somewhere we hear Tigre begin to sing.)
“I've got no strings
To hold me down
To make me fret, or make me frown
I had strings
But now I'm free…”
(“Woody” suddenly stops dancing and “Tigre” bounces over to him and appears to start talking to him)
“What’s wrong, Woody? Feeling a little hot around the collar?” (“Woody” nods)
“Good, man. I’m glad you are starting to realize this isn’t a joke anymore!”
(“Tigre” raises his hand and points at all the other marionettes)
“See you all though this was some sort of joke before I showed up! You were fighting over endorsement deals for some overrated chicken franchise and worrying about how much close some wench is wearing. Then I showed up and suddenly the poop has started hitting the fan.”
(“Tigre” points at “Grin”)
“So go ahead and make your stupid little jokes about me and my partners, cause I guarantee that after Wednesday, you’re buddy here well have a lot more to worry about than some pesky termites and a terrible online dating profile!)
(“Tigre” turns his attention to “Thunderhead”)
“You’ve been awfully quite over there, maybe you’ve gone and hit yourself in the head one time too many. I wonder if you’ll even find your way to Los Angelas. If you show up, I’ll show you the real meaning of pain and you’ll need for than a ten count to get back u again”
(Turning now El Presidente and Buxx)
“So kind of you both to join us here. I’ll tell you this, I could care less if Thunderhead shows up at “Chewed Up” or not but if you two don’t, then what I plan to do to Woody well be nothing compared to what I do to you!”
(Suddenly the floor of the stage pulls away to reveal a roaring fire and a large pair of scissors appears from off stage. “Tigre” turns back to “Woody”)
“You see, man. None of these others really matter.”
(The scissors cut “Buxx”’s string and he falls in the fire)
“When it comes down to it…”
(The strings on “Thunderhead” are cut and he falls into the fire)
“Only you and I matter, Woody”
(“El Presidente” is cut down next. “Woody” tries to reach “Grin” but the scissors get cut his strings next and “Woody” watches his friend fall into the fire.”Tigre” continues talking”)
“In the end, it’ll come down to only you and me, Woody.”
(“Tigre” grabs a hold of “Woody” as their strings are each cut one by one.)
“There aren’t not strings on me…”
(The scissors cut the last of the strings and both “Tigre” and “Woody” fall into the fire. The camera turns left of the stage and we see the real Tigre laughing.)
“Run little sheep! The tiger is on the hunt”
FIN
(Scene opens with a red curtain. As it opens we see marionettes of El Tigre de Jengibre, Bux Von Teese, EL Presidente, Grin Woody and Thunderhead dancing around. From somewhere we hear Tigre begin to sing.)
“I've got no strings
To hold me down
To make me fret, or make me frown
I had strings
But now I'm free…”
(“Woody” suddenly stops dancing and “Tigre” bounces over to him and appears to start talking to him)
“What’s wrong, Woody? Feeling a little hot around the collar?” (“Woody” nods)
“Good, man. I’m glad you are starting to realize this isn’t a joke anymore!”
(“Tigre” raises his hand and points at all the other marionettes)
“See you all though this was some sort of joke before I showed up! You were fighting over endorsement deals for some overrated chicken franchise and worrying about how much close some wench is wearing. Then I showed up and suddenly the poop has started hitting the fan.”
(“Tigre” points at “Grin”)
“So go ahead and make your stupid little jokes about me and my partners, cause I guarantee that after Wednesday, you’re buddy here well have a lot more to worry about than some pesky termites and a terrible online dating profile!)
(“Tigre” turns his attention to “Thunderhead”)
“You’ve been awfully quite over there, maybe you’ve gone and hit yourself in the head one time too many. I wonder if you’ll even find your way to Los Angelas. If you show up, I’ll show you the real meaning of pain and you’ll need for than a ten count to get back u again”
(Turning now El Presidente and Buxx)
“So kind of you both to join us here. I’ll tell you this, I could care less if Thunderhead shows up at “Chewed Up” or not but if you two don’t, then what I plan to do to Woody well be nothing compared to what I do to you!”
(Suddenly the floor of the stage pulls away to reveal a roaring fire and a large pair of scissors appears from off stage. “Tigre” turns back to “Woody”)
“You see, man. None of these others really matter.”
(The scissors cut “Buxx”’s string and he falls in the fire)
“When it comes down to it…”
(The strings on “Thunderhead” are cut and he falls into the fire)
“Only you and I matter, Woody”
(“El Presidente” is cut down next. “Woody” tries to reach “Grin” but the scissors get cut his strings next and “Woody” watches his friend fall into the fire.”Tigre” continues talking”)
“In the end, it’ll come down to only you and me, Woody.”
(“Tigre” grabs a hold of “Woody” as their strings are each cut one by one.)
“There aren’t not strings on me…”
(The scissors cut the last of the strings and both “Tigre” and “Woody” fall into the fire. The camera turns left of the stage and we see the real Tigre laughing.)
“Run little sheep! The tiger is on the hunt”
FIN