Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2015 7:06:10 GMT
[POLLOMANIA ARENA - PRESENT DAY]
The scene opens on a tight shot of a crisp and dapper bow-tie. As the camera slowly zooms out it reveals a mustache and eventually, all of Larry Sangestino. Larry is dressed to the nines. He isn’t just wearing a tuxedo and bowtie, he’ has a top hat, a coat with tails, and white shoes too. Smiling and twirling a cane with his free hand, Larry begins to talk.
“Earlier this week I felt like a man of constant sorrow -I felt like my life was in shambles. But as you all can see, I know longer feel that way. I’m not sure if it’s the change of clothes or a visit from an old friend, but I feel like a new man. No longer am I filled with sorrow. Oh no, Now I’m a man of constant sophistication, the quintessential intellectual, a wrestler extraordinaire, and of course - the man out of time.”
“Yes my friends, I am many thing but one thing I am not is a pervert. I pride myself on being a gentlemen’s gentlemen. Just like my father and his father before him. The fact that I have to face off in the ring and wrestle Jessica Buck into a dress both disgust and disturbed me. Verily I say, Jessica is a beautiful woman and any man would be luckily to call her his wife. But, my wife she is not, and it’s both uncouth and improper for me to see her in her birthday suit.”
Larry’s face turns red when he mentions Jessica’s birthday suit. He even starts to sweat and has to fan himself to keep from passing out. It’s a good minute before Larry is calmed down enough to continue and when he speaks his voice is cracked and high.
“But I will dress you still, Jessica. Not because I want to but because it’s the gentlemanly thing to do. I know it’s of the modern persuasion that a woman's body is her own to do with whatever she pleases. I agree with that, I really do. What I do not agree with is unwholesome nudity. In my day a women wouldn’t dream of showing anything above the ankle but not anymore. No, these days woman barely cover themselves at all. Just yesterday I walked past a women wearing what looked like a scarf as a dress. I was shocked! Appalled! In fact I was so riled up I went straight home and furiously shook my fist until i felt better.”
There are a few snickers from the crew behind the camera but Larry ignores them. It’s not like he knows why they’re laughing anyway.
“Modesty is a virtue worth having Jessica and I think it’s about time someone taught you that. So get ready to get dressed because I have a lovely laced ballgown with your name on it. Huzzah!
~FADE OUT~
The End