Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2015 23:01:45 GMT
“Fines?” Jessica was admiring herself in the mirror as Lizzy Dalmon was sat behind her on the couch within Buck's newly furnished condo in Corona Del Mar, California. “They are actually fining me? What for?”
“You popped out of your top like eight times during the scramble.” Lizzy answered her.
“It isn't anything children don't see on HBO every week.”
“Your kooch was exposed like twelve times and that isn't even counting your visible camel toe.” Lizzy took a sip of her red wine while trying to explain to her client just how inappropriate Fox News thought her behavior was. “They just want you to tone it down a bit.”
“No, they want to oppress women is what they want to do. Am I the only one who is going to stand up for our freeom?”
“I mean ...you could tone down your sexuality a bit.”
“How am I being overtly sexual?”
“For starters you are stark naked right now …in the middle of your living room ...for no reason.” The camera pans out to reveal Jessica Buck smiling at herself as she poses in front of the mirror, completely naked.
“This isn't sexual. It is a work of art that I spend day and night sculpting. The people who make these rules are trying to mute the empowerment of women. There is no worse offender than former Supremo Champion who is a chauvenist pig, Larry Sangestino. He literally represents a time period where we had curfews and had to be told how to dress. I am now expressing my freedom by wearing as little or as many clothes as I want, and this MAN wants to take that right from me because he is intimidated by my beauty? I don't think so.” Jessica spins toward her with a wide smile on her face.
“I am not sure this is a matter of gender stereotypes as much as it is a matter of good taste.”
“Of course it is, Lizzy. Why else would such a silly stipulation be employed? He might as well be trying to put me in burka and have me walk behind him public. Fortunately I will strip him of his old timey, stuffy pride and reveal to him his own humility. You see, I have nothing to be ashamed of but him, he comes from a world where L.A Fitness did not exist and has the physique of someone who was alive before such miracles. His love handles, his bitch tits, his double wide buttox, and his un-flat stomach will be revealed to the entire world once I show him the true meaning of feminism and how wonderful the female shape is in comparison to his.”
Jessica finally walked away from the mirror and headed into the kitchen to make herself a salad. Lizzy thought that she was in over her head when Buck put an apron on to do it.
“You popped out of your top like eight times during the scramble.” Lizzy answered her.
“It isn't anything children don't see on HBO every week.”
“Your kooch was exposed like twelve times and that isn't even counting your visible camel toe.” Lizzy took a sip of her red wine while trying to explain to her client just how inappropriate Fox News thought her behavior was. “They just want you to tone it down a bit.”
“No, they want to oppress women is what they want to do. Am I the only one who is going to stand up for our freeom?”
“I mean ...you could tone down your sexuality a bit.”
“How am I being overtly sexual?”
“For starters you are stark naked right now …in the middle of your living room ...for no reason.” The camera pans out to reveal Jessica Buck smiling at herself as she poses in front of the mirror, completely naked.
“This isn't sexual. It is a work of art that I spend day and night sculpting. The people who make these rules are trying to mute the empowerment of women. There is no worse offender than former Supremo Champion who is a chauvenist pig, Larry Sangestino. He literally represents a time period where we had curfews and had to be told how to dress. I am now expressing my freedom by wearing as little or as many clothes as I want, and this MAN wants to take that right from me because he is intimidated by my beauty? I don't think so.” Jessica spins toward her with a wide smile on her face.
“I am not sure this is a matter of gender stereotypes as much as it is a matter of good taste.”
“Of course it is, Lizzy. Why else would such a silly stipulation be employed? He might as well be trying to put me in burka and have me walk behind him public. Fortunately I will strip him of his old timey, stuffy pride and reveal to him his own humility. You see, I have nothing to be ashamed of but him, he comes from a world where L.A Fitness did not exist and has the physique of someone who was alive before such miracles. His love handles, his bitch tits, his double wide buttox, and his un-flat stomach will be revealed to the entire world once I show him the true meaning of feminism and how wonderful the female shape is in comparison to his.”
Jessica finally walked away from the mirror and headed into the kitchen to make herself a salad. Lizzy thought that she was in over her head when Buck put an apron on to do it.