Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2015 11:03:45 GMT
A change of scene. A classy living room in parts unknown. There's a fireplace lit and sitting near said fireplace, sitting in a classy recliner and dressed in a lovely blue suit, is our hero. The Midnight King himself, Papa Nurvy. He's got a cigar lit, as is the usual.
"Some guys just don't get it. It's not about the moves you do. It's about how you do them. An elbow drop is absolutely nothing if you can't drive it in deep. Can you, Al? Do you have the presence of mind and vicious streak to kill an old man? Having started in 2014, as you said, I highly doubt it. Oh, and for the record, I'm a multiple federation talent as well and a Hall of Fame talent. Thanks for doubting me, though. Makes me feel AWESOME."
Papa Nurvy takes a puffy and blows the smoke directly into the camera, as if blowing smoke in the face of his opponent.
"On the other hand, I'm the Midnight King. I have been tested. I've been a trailblazer longer than you've been alive, punk. I eat kids like you for dinner with a side of #nurvgirl. When they say I'm vicious, they mean it. You can't take me down with anything less than an army, a signed letter from President Obama, sixteen virgins and as many guns as you can carry in your arms. I'm fucking genius, fool."
Nurvy takes another deep puff and brushes off his shoulder. Dirt off your shoulder, dusting haters off.
"Hate, hate, hate. That's all I hear kid. It's funny too. A young cat like yourself ought to be believing in a guy like me. I'm the perfect underdog, a wolf in sheep's clothing. Where you see an old man and a broken soul is, in reality, a behemoth of the highest caliber. To even think a simple elbow drop would take me down, well... That's just..."
The old man smirks hard.
"That's stupidity beyond even what a man like Glenn Beck would say on live television. And you say you recorded this for all of our fans online and at the arenas to watch? Knowing full and well what people would say? They're going to put a dunce cap on you because it takes more than fancy variations of popular wrestling moves to take this man down. It takes skill and talent. It takes a blood lust that most wrestlers just can't pull out of themselves. You have to be a cold, cold bastard."
Nirvana lets out a hearty laugh and wipes a tear from his left eye.
"I am a cold bastard kid and I've been fighting all of my life. Maybe one day you'll be able to say the same thing. But on the day we wrestle? You'll do but one thing...."
A nod to signify finality.
"You'll experience Nirvana."