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Post by Buck U Productions on Nov 7, 2017 6:08:45 GMT
Dedicated to the memory of Zoe ChaosR.I.P. 1993-2017
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Post by Buck U Productions on Nov 7, 2017 6:20:44 GMT
Previously on Pollo Estrel...
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Post by Buck U Productions on Nov 7, 2017 6:30:12 GMT
“Reborn” by Lord opens the show and the camera scans the live, screaming crowd as we go to our host at ringside.
TMG Greetings everyone and welcome from the Air canada Centre here in Toronto, Ontario. As always, I am El Hombre Loco Enmasarado. Usuaully this would be the point where i introduce my partner in crime, but Capt Fizz seems to have went MIA on me.
CAPT FIZZ Never fear!
Everyone turns as to see Capt Fizz walk out on stage.
CAPT FIZZ I am here and it's about time I got my chance to shine. I'm officially announcing that my team will be participating in tonight's Gauntlet and we're planning to win.
TMG You and who's army!
A large, sleepy looking masked man comes out on stage.
CAPT FIZZ This army. Allow me to introduce you to my partner, Señor Napper!
TMG Good grief!
The pair make their way to the ring and the Gauntlet begins.
10 Team Gauntlet Match
Fall 1: Capt Fizz & Señor Napper vs The Unknown Señor Napper looks ready to fall asleep as the Jose Doe calls for the bell. Capt Fizz shakes him awake and points at their opponents. He nods his head sluggishly and waddles towards The Unknowns, who both decide to rush him. The super heavyweight knocks them flat on their back, unfazed by their attempted double shoulder block. He looks over at Capt Fizz confused. Fizz yells at him to do something. Napper scoops up on of the Unknowns and slams him. He picks up the other one and slams him as well. The first one gets back up and gets slammed on his partner. Napper can't follow up though, as he starts to nod off. Desperate to win, Fizz climbs to the top rope and jumps on his partner's back. Señor Napper crashes down on their opponents and the referee counts the pin. 1...2...3! Winner of Fall 1: Capt Fizz & Señor Napper
Fall 2: Capt Fizz & Señor Napper vs Orville Newton & The Big O While Fizz and Jose Doe try to roll the now sleeping Señor Napper off the Unknowns, Orville and the Big O charge the ring. Capt Fizz sees them coming and slides out. While he stands there yelling at Señor Napper to get up, The Big O rolls the sleeping super heavyweight over and stands guard as Orville pins him. 1...2...3! Winners of Fall 2: Orville Newton and The Big O
Fall 3: Orville Newton & The Big O vs MANDINGO & Firefly MANDINGO wants to start off with The Big O, but once he enters the ring, MANDINGO immediately tags out to Firefly. Firefly looks annoyed but locks up with Big O, who tosses him around and uses his size and strength advantage to ground the high flyer. He tags Orville in, but the young man cannot take advantage of the opening his partner made for him. He whips Firefly into the ropes but gets caught with a step-up head scissors take over, followed up with a drop kick that sends Orville tumbling out of the ring. Firefly calls for a plancha but MANDINGO tags himself back in and orders his partner out of the ring. He pulls Orville back into the ring and starts stomping away at him while yelling at everyone that this is how it's done. He tags Firefly back in but when his partner goes to the top rope, he tags himself back in and shoves him off the top rope. While he's yelling about how no one is going to outshine him, Orville manages to crawl across the ring. MANDINGO tries to stop him from tagging The Big O in but Orville manages to slap his partner's hand and MANDINGO finds himself back pedalling. He turns to his coner, looking for a tag, but Firefly flips him off from the arena floor and heads to the back. Realizing he's in trouble, MANDINGO tries to beg off but Big O steamrolls right through him. He powerslams the pimp and then yells for Orville to climb to the top rope. Big O grabs his partner and tosses him Rocket Launcher style. Orville hits the assisted flying splash and rolls off MANDINGO just in time for Big O to hit a running splash and goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Winner of Fall 3: Orville Newton & The Big O
Fall 4: Orville Newton & The Big O vs Capt Gill Baits & Goober the Gooker Orville and Big O have no time to celebrate. Goober comes down to the ring by himself and hops up on the apron. He gobbles away at the two of them, distracting them away from the fact that Baits is crawling out from under the ring. I thought something smelled like day old fish at ringside! He catches Orville with a low blow, while Jose Doe is dealing with Big O and Goober. Baits shoves Big O from behind, while Goober pulls the bottom rope down, which sends Big O tumbling to the arena floor. Baits hits Orville with a swinging fisherman's neckbreaker. He tags in Goober, who grabs Orville with a Crossface Chicken Wing... oops, I mean Turkey Wing and Orville taps quickly. Winner of Fall 4: Capt Gill Baits & Goober the Gooker
Fall 5: Capt Gill Baits and Goober the Gooker vs The Sumo Chickens What, did you think they didn't exist? The Sumo chickens are by far the biggest team in the gauntlet so far. Goober and Baits try to attack them right off the bell but the Sumo seem unfazed. They grab their smaller opponents and hit them with a pair of belly to belly suplexes before dragging them to separate corners and hitting Goober and Baits with a couple of Banzai Drops. At this point they could easily finish them off but instead the Sumo Chickens peel their opponents off the mat and toss them out of the ring. Jose Doe tries to get control of the match but the giant chickens ignore him. They begin tossing Baits and Goober into the barricade and into the ring steps. On of them shoves grabs some chairs. Handing one to his partner, the Sumo Chickens begin smashing the chairs across their opponents backs. Jose Doe calls for the bell and the Sumo Chickens are disqualified. Winners of Fall 5: Capt Gill Baits & Goober the Gooker
Fall 6: Capt Gill Baits & Goober the Gooker vs Things Uno & Dos Several officials rush down to the ring to break up the beating the Sumo Chickens are lying down with those chairs. While the giant birds are being ushered out by officials and security, Things Uno and Dos sneak around them and make their way down to the ring. They roll Goober into the ring and Thing Dos goes for the pin. 1... 2... 3! Winners of Fall 6: Things Uno and Dos
Fall 7: Things Uno & Dos vs Minions II & III GRIM"s two followers rush the ring and blindside Things Uno & Dos and start stomping away and choking their opponents. Jose Doe orders them to their corner and makes sure both Things are ready to go. He calls for the bell and the Minions are back on the attack. They toss Thing Dos out of the ring and concentrate their efforts on Uno, making frequent tags and taking turns slamming him and stomping him into the mat. What they lack in ring finesse, they make up in brute force. Dos tries to help his partner but one of the Minions grabs him and toss him out of the ring. Jose Doe tries to get the illegal member of the Minion team out of the ring. While his back is turned Jin Hirai slides into the ring and catches the other Minion with a round house kick. He slides out of the ring before Doe can catch him. The Minion on the ring apron tries to come back into the ring, but someone has a hold of his foot. While he tries to shake off the mystery assailant, Uno makes the tag to Dos, who quickly ascends to the top rope and catches the legal member of the opposing team with a flying sunset flip. 1... 2... 3! Winner of Fall 7: Things Uno & Dos
After the fall the camera finally spots who had grabbed the Minion's leg. It was Eli Buchanan. He pulls him of the apron and German suplexes him into the barricade. Jin Hirai grabs pulls the other Minion out of the ring. He and Eli hit a spin heel kick/chop block style High/Low combo on this Minion. Eli points at the at the announce table and pair waist no time clearing it off and stacking both Minions on top of it. Jin climbs to the top rope and dives off with a splash, putting both Minions through the table. Security finally arrive, but Eli and Jin leave with no fight. They clearly did the damage they were looking for and now GRIM is down two minions to use against them later in the evening.
Fall 8: Things Uno & Dos vs Jimmy Jive and Kaden Night. Night and Jive make no effort to attack their opponents while the chaos went on at ringside and allow them to recover while everyone else is cleared from ringside, one way or another. Once the bell rings, Night starts with Dos, the fresher of the pair. Dos tries to go move for move with the veteran, but is no match for the experience or skill of Kaden Night. After a series of moves, Night has Dos twisted up in an abdominal stretch and tags Jive in. The aging surf bum comes in and kicks Dos in the gut and taking him from Kaden snapmares him to the mat and into a pin attempt but Dos kicks out at one. Jive tries to follow up, but Dos bites him out of desperation. This allows him to tag in his partner and the pair hit a double drop kick. Maybe it's out of spite, or because I'm having troubles writing offence at the moment, but the Things take turns repeatedly snapmaring Jive and then tagging the other one in to do the same. After a dozen of them Thing Dos goes for the pin but only gets two before Night breaks up the pin. Night quickly exits, as to not hinder his partner. The Things call for their finisher, the Pantsed Flying Sunset Flip, but when Uno goes to pulled Jive's pants down, the surf bum farts in his face. I guess the Pollo Bucket fibber shakes really did him some job. The smell causes Uno to fall on his back... Ok, the smell causes everyone in the ring to fall down, even the announcers and a few of the fans look a little green around the gills from the stench. Who knew that Gill Baits wouldn't be the worst smelling thing tonight? Night recovers first and gets the tag from Jive. He's a house of fire, hip tossing both Things before drop kicking them both. Jive comes back in the ring and locks in the surfboard on Thing Dos. Jose Doe makes him release the hold and orders him out of the ring. Meanwhile Night calls for the DDT. He grabs Dos in a front chancery but doesn't see Uno come flying into the ring with a sunset flip. Jose Doe turns around in time to count the pin. 1...2...3! Winners of Fall 8: Things Uno & Dos
Final Fall: Things Uno & Dos vs MoonDogs Buster and Runt (w/ The Guru) You can hear both Things lets out a groan as they realise they must defeat their former stablemate, Buster and his new partner to win the Gauntlet. The Things out of sheer desperation dive out of the ring and land on the MoonDogs. The two teams brawl at ringside while The Guru's whinny voice screams above the cheers of the fans. Sick of even trying, Jose Doe just lets them go at it. Runt is tossed into the crowd by Dos and both Things turn their attention to Buster, whipping him into the barricade. They toss him into the ring and dog pile him for the pin attempt. 1..2... Runt breaks it up in the nick of time. Uno tries to toss him out of the ring but Runt reverses it and Uno goes flying out of the ring. Runt charges Dos and headbutts him in the stomach, battering ram style. This gives Buster time to recover. He picks Uno up and powerslams him. Runt climbs to the top rope looking to go for the double stomp, but Uno crotches him on the top turnbuckle! Buster tries to grab him, but Uno grabs him by the beard and dropping to the arena floor, causes Buster to go throat first on the top rope. Scrambling back into the ring he goes for the pin. 1...2... Double stomp by Runt right on Uno's back! Runt tries to go for the pin on Uno but gets tackled by Dos. The Guru slides his cane into the ring and while Jose Doe's back is turned, attending to Thing Uno, Buster smashes the cane across Dos' back. Buster tosses the cane of of the ring and barks something to Runt, who climbs to the top rope. Buster hoists Dos up on his shoulders and Runt hits a Bulldog, bringing Dos crashing down to the mat. Runt goes for the pin while Buster makes sure Uno is a nonfactor. 1...2...3!
NICK CHRISTOULOS Here are your winners of the ten team gauntlet, Runt! Buster! The MoonDogs!!!
The Guru smiles as he enters the ring and raises his team's hand in victory as we head to the back.
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Post by Buck U Productions on Nov 7, 2017 6:30:45 GMT
Camera fades to backstage and to the door opening and Mya Denton walking in. She continues down the hallway before hearing heels clicking behind her. She stops and the heels stop. She soon continues on hearing the heels follow her before she speaks.
Mya- If you are going to attack me, you may as well do it now.
Mya slowly puts her bag down and when she does, she is attacked from behind by Holly. The two begin to fight and Holly throws her into a soda machine before looking down at Mya.
Holly-Welcome to my house, bitch!
Holly laughs and walks away.
The camera starts to follow her but a scream cries out and several officials rush by. Down the hall we see the Sumo Chickens attacking Blaise Fader as officials try to get them to stop. One of the Chickens picks Blaise up on to his shoulders. Laughing he hits a performs a Samoa Drop on the concrete floor. He rolls off her and high fives his partner. The two walk off as officials tend to Blaise.
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Post by Buck U Productions on Nov 7, 2017 6:31:30 GMT
TMG Folks, we've been told that Blaise Fader was just taken away in an ambulance and will not be able to participate in tonight's ladder match.
CAPT FIZZ I guess all those Tweets from Buck U Productions weren't kidding. We really should beware the Sumo Chickens.
The announcers groan as Holly Guacamole walks up to the announce table.
CAPT FIZZ Since your out here, why the attack on Mya tonight?
HOLLY GUACAMOLE She’s been telling everybody she was coming here to make a name for herself in Pollomania. Will I decided she wasn’t going to get that chance! I’m entering tonight’s Alumni Battle Royal and I plan on winning it. Sorry about your damn luck, Mya!
TMG So because you didn’t want to wrestle you attacked her? Why not just lock the back door so she couldn’t get in?
Holly is about to answer when the lights go out and Ciara’s “Fade to Black” starts to play. Men with poles come out at the entrance, fire on them and cloaks covering their faces. Holly looks on and the fans do too and start to cheer when they realize who is behind Holly and in the crowd. A hooded cloak figure, grabs Holly by the hair and bangs her against the announcer’s desk. The cloak hood comes off to show Mya Denton.
Mya continues her assault around the ringside area before Holly escapes.
CAPT FIZZ This is crazy! Both of them should be locked up.
Mya suddenly turns as if she heard from Capt Fizz said before grabbing him by the tie and pulling him to her.
MYA DENTON A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
Mya pulls down hard causing Capt Fizz to hit his head on the announce table. She looks at The Masked Guy as she tilts her head and then starts to skip away.
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Post by Buck U Productions on Nov 7, 2017 6:32:02 GMT
ALUMNI BATTLE ROYAL
Before the battle royal has a chance to begin, the Sumo Chickens return and attack several of the participants with chairs. It's a really pity two, the fans were really looking forward to seeing the return of such great Pollomania legends as Zookeeper Willy, Mr Crazy and Los Knuckleheads. It was probably for the best though as some of the alumni were clearly not in ring shape, Jessica Buck had only recent given birth to her second child and Al Nova looked to have put on eighty pounds since the last time anyone saw time. By the time the Sumo Chickens were finally removed from ringside, only eleven participants were left standing: Jason Orion, Owl Man, Sailor Cherry, Zargnax, Brutus Smith, True North Ant, Wildstar D, Holly Guacamole AJ Knight, Ben Chrenshaw, and The Masked Hipster... whoever that is (we can't find a bio for the guy but Super Pollo vouches for him).
The bell rings but the Hipster tells everyone to "just chill" as he goes to remove his leather jacket. He never gets the chance as everyone in the ring picks him up over their heads and tosses him from the ring.
Eliminate: The Masked Hipster
With Fonz wannabe gone the remaining participants turn their attention to try elimintaing the two biggest men in the ring, Brute and Owl Man. The efforts soon break down however, as Jason Orion and Sailor Cherry do to their friend Owl Man's aide, while Holly and True North Ant do the same for Brute. The action breaks down and everyone pairs up, trying to eliminate someone. Sailir Cherry is the next to go as Holly catches her from behind and tosses her over the top rope while she was trying to pull True North Ant off Jason Orion.
Eliminated: Sailor Cherry
Holly yells insults at Cherry, who slowly gets to her feet. The lights in the arena go out and when they turn back on Woody is standing behind Holly in the ring! The crowd cheers loudly. She turns around and screams as she sees the former target of her affection. She tries to slap him, but he some how catches her arm and hits a standing Spanish Fly! Wild Star grabs the wooden dummy( is it politically correct to call him that?) but Woody catches him with a headlock takeover! Jason Orion goes after him, only to be taken down with a hip toss that Ricky Steamboat would have been proud of! True North Ant is next. He manages to lift Woody up for a powerbomb, but Woody reverses it into a rana that sends him rolling out of the ring. Can no one stand up against the attack of the two time Pollomania Scramble champion? Ben Chrenshaw suddenly grabs Woody and tosses him over the top rope with ease. He looks at everyone who was taken down by the wooden man and shakes his head with disbelief as the crowd gives him a mixed reaction.
Eliminated: Woody
Wlidstar D and Jason Orion try to dump Chrenshaw, but AJ Knight stops them and the four of them pair off and begin fighting. Meanwhile Zargnax sees an opening. He tries to push True North Ant over the top rope, but TNA holds on (even though most people just want TNA to go away). A figure suddenly slides out from beneath the ring, it's Philly Cheese Snake! (How many people are hiding under there tonight any way?) He grabs True North Ant's arm and pulls, assisting Zargnax to eliminate the snake man's former partner. Enraged, True North Ant chases Philly to the back. The fans are gald he's gone, chanting "TNA Sucks". Who are we to disagree?
Eliminated: True North Ant (meh TNA!)
Back in the ring the Alien Conqueror gloats over his "victory". A enormous pair of hands grab him from behind. Brute a hold of the sides of his head and headbutts him repeatedly. The giant turns Zargnax around and lifts him over his head. Zargnax starts screaming for help. C.O.M.P.U.T.E.R. comes rolling down to the ring. Zargnax begs him to catch him, so he doesn't hit the arena floor. C.O.M.P.U.T.E.R. tries to protest this request, but gets caught off as his alien captain comes crashing down on top of him.
Eliminated: Zargnax (It's C.O.M.P.U.T.E.R. fault!)
The crowd laughs as Zargnax gets up and chastises C.O.M.P.U.T.E.R. for not falling orders and officials escort the odd couple to the back. Brut turns his attention back to those left. He grabs Wildstar D by the back of the head and tosses him out of the ring.
Eliminated: Wildstar D
Brute turns his attention to Ben Chrenshaw and AJ Knight, who are trying to eliminate Jason Orion. Brute grabs the two men by the necks and cracks them together and they both fall down. Brute takes hold of Jason Orion and lifts him abov his head. He's going to toss him like a lawn dart! Owl Man grabs Jason's leg and pulls him down before he can be thrown into the third row crowd. Brute turns to Owl Man. He goes for a huge chop, but Owl Man blocks it. The super hero starts firing away a series of punches but soon grows winded. Without missing a beat, Brute grabs him by the front of the shirt and pushing him back sens him head over feet, backwards out of the ring.
Eliminated: Owl Man
Brute doesn't have a chance to celebrate. Orion, Knight and Chrenshaw immediately try to eliminate him. He holds on to the ropes but the three of them continue trying. Holly jumps on Chrenshaw's back and claws at his eyes. Ben Chrenshaw grabs her by the wrists and flips her off his back. He grabs one of her legs to go for A Wrinkle in Time, but Brute breaks away from the others and comes to her rescue. He tosses Ben off her and bends over to make sure Holly's alright. AJ Knight rushes in and shoves Brute from behind. He tumbles over the top rope and to the floor. A "Holy Shit" chant echos through the arena.
Eliminated: Brutus Smith
Holly stands up and suddenly realises that she's surrounded by three of her family's biggest rivals. She tries to run away but Chrenshaw grabs her by the hair and smiles devilishly at her. There's cruel intent in his eyes but AJ and Orion stop him from carrying through with his plan. AJ points to the arena floor and the three of them pick her up to toss her out of the ring. A loud boo echos through the arena as Hammerstein rushes to the ring to save his wife. He tells them to put her down, so they toss her at him. Somehow Hammerstein catches her in his arms and she doesn't touch the ground. That doesn't last for long though as AJ decides that getting a piece of his rival is more important than winning the battle royal. He climbs to the top rope and jumps on top of Mr and Mrs Hammerstein and starts laying in punches. Hammerstein pokes AJ in the eye and manages to get to his feet. With Holly in tow, he quickly makes his exit with AJ in pursuit.
Eliminated: Holly Guacamole and AJ Knight
Ben Chrenshaw watches his former protege as he takes off and smirks. He turns around and eats a drop kick from Jason Orion that send him tumbling over the top rope. He manages to hold on and lands on the apron. Jason charges with a shoulder check. Chrenshaw side steps and clocks him with an elbow shot to the ear, stunning Orion. Chrenshaw places his head down and backdropped Orion over the top rope and to the arena floor.
Eliminated: Jason Orion
NICK CHRISTOULOS Here is your winner of the battle royal, BEN CHRENSHAW!
Jose Doe enters the ring and raises Chrenshaw's hand and we got to the back.
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Post by Buck U Productions on Nov 7, 2017 6:32:37 GMT
“I'm not going to act like we were close because we weren't.”
Cold open. It’s clearly not an high def camera that captures all this but it’ll do. Aside from the spoken word, this place is quiet, eerily so. The image we’re greeted with is an unopened fifth of Jack Daniels standing proudly beside the base of a church pew.
“Sure, we had our bits and pieces of fun. We helped take care of children. We talked shit to each other. We drank...a lot. But aside from these moments and a brief conversation or two, we never really linked up together.”
Slender fingers drape along the neck of the bottle, grip it, hoist it upward. The camera’s eye follows it, tracing along the figure of Anna Mathews. She sits on the wood, one leg folded on top of the other. Contrary to the cathedral like surroundings, she’s dressed for battle, Estrel Medal around her neck and the Queen of Kaiju title on her shoulder. Reminiscent, but all business. The Time Lord gives us a shrug.
“Part of that's my fault. I don't really connect with many people. And I can come up with a whole list of excuses as to why. The truth is it’s because of moments like this. Every single time a person dies, it’s a reminder that a day will come where those that I care for and love deeply won’t be there anymore. Sometimes, it doesn't end with a memorial. It doesn't even have to be death. They could vanish into thin air, away from my sight, with no promise that they’ll ever return. Some will choose to walk away as the years fly by never to be seen again. And it doesn't matter so much how they go because I feel the loss all the same.”
A bitter smile crossed her face.
“I think about that more often than I’d like to admit.”
There’s a noticeable pause as a hint of darkness crosses her eyes. She shakes her head violently. Now wasn't the time.
“Personally, I’m going to do exactly what she would want me to do to begin with. Raise hell, kick ass, and maybe pour one out for her at the end of the night. That may seem callous but I sincerely doubt she’d want me to blubber like an idiot during a ten bell salute or give a grand speech about how fan-fucking-tastic she was. Quite honestly, she never struck me as the type to want that. Maybe people closer to the situation know better than I and would take solace from that stuff, but…”
A nod.
“I realise it sounds like some ‘the-show-must-go-on bullshit’ because, in truth, it does have to go on. The world doesn't stop turning for the mourning process, time doesn't pause for the heartbroken, and even when we all shuffle off of one coil or another, the show will continue ad infinitum into the black. Even when we don't want it to.”
Anna says this knowing the truth may not be something people want to hear right now. But what else can she say? The smile stops being bitter and evolves into hope.
“Sometimes, the best way to honor the dead is to live. That doesn't mean forget about them. Just taking it all moment by moment, hour by hour, carpe diem, and all that stuff Robin Williams would say if this was Dead Poets Society. We keep living, loving, playing until maybe one day…”
With the sentence trailing off, the champion lifts herself off of the pew and stands with all her might. The weight is there, always there. But for now, it’s not that much of a struggle. She walks towards the TARDIS as it silently waits near the entrance. Anna opens the door.
“Maybe one day. But not today. For perhaps the first time in his life, van der Roost was right. There’s still too much work to be done.”
She swoops inside and as the vastness of the building swallows us whole, the blue box dematerializes.
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Post by Buck U Productions on Nov 7, 2017 6:39:34 GMT
A camera shows a scene in the back. The Sumo Chickens stand above James Edwards grasping lying the the remains of a broken table and clutching his ribs in agony. Security rushes in and escorts the two foul fowl away as paramedics come in and start tending to James Edwards.
We go back to That masked Guy and Capt Fizz at ringside, who are both shaking their heads.
CAPT FIZZ First Blaise Fader, now James Edwards? I thought the carnage wasn't supposed to start until the ladder match started.
TMG Ladies and gentlemen, I've been told that James Edwards won't be able to compete. He'll be joining Blaise Fader in hospital soon. I wish I knew what these chicken's agenda was. Let's... let's go to this package for the next match.
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Post by Buck U Productions on Nov 7, 2017 6:44:32 GMT
September 24, 2017 in Brandon, Manitoba October 1, 2017 in Regina, Saskatchewan October 8, 2017 in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan October 15, 2017
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Post by Buck U Productions on Nov 7, 2017 6:45:24 GMT
The Okinawan folk song "Minyo" is playing as we return from break. GRIM and Minion I are already in the ring awaiting the arrival for their opponents.
"I Hope You Suffer" by AFI, the entrance theme for Zoe Chaos, starts playing and the crowd turns to the entrance ramp. Eli Buchanan and Jin Hirai walk out decked in dragon masks and hooded robes, which they quickly discard and charge the ring. Nick Christoulos bails with out making the formal ring introductions. The two teams immediately go after one another and Jose Doe calls for the bell.
NO HOLDS BARRED ELI BUCHANAN & JIN HARIA vs GRIM & MINION I
The match starts off hot and heavy as Eli pairs of with Minion I while Jin goes after GRIM. There's not finance here, simply for men throwing fists. Eli and Minion I tumble out of the ring, while Jin whips GRIM into the ropes and hits a spin heel kick. GRIM rolls out of the ring and out of view of the camera. Jin turns his attention to Minion I who is choking Eli against the ringside barricade. Ascending to the top rope Jin waits until Minion I turns around leaps of with a corkscrew plancha, taking the masked man down. Jin gets to his feet and checks to make sure Eli is ok. The two of them eye up Minion I and both take a few steps back. As he stands up they charge in and hit a spin heel kick and chopblock High/Low combo, completely turning Minion I inside out.
The crowd cheers as Eli and Jin turn to watch as GRIM slowly gets in the ring. The dark mystic looks around and realises he's on his own for now. Eli and Jin slide into the ring on opposite side and attack him from both sides. Eli grabs GRIM from behind and German suplexes him on the back of his head. Jin follows this up with a running Shooting Star Press. Instead of going for the cover though, the two men pull him up to his feet and hit him with their High/Low combo. Wanting to inflict more damage Eli points outside the ring. They side out and look under the ring. The crowd cheers as they pull out a table, which they slide into the ring.
Minion I is up and intercepts them. He tries to fight them both himself but Eli grabs him in a rear waist lock. Jin catches Minion I under the chin with a super kick and Eli uses the momentum to German suplex Minion I on the arena floor. With him down and out once more, Jin and Eli turn their attention back to GRIM and slide into the ring. GRIM is up. He catches Jin coming in with a stiff chop. Eli tries to hit him with a lariat clothesline, but GRIM ducks it and hits him with a super kick but Eli is knocked into the ropes instead of going down, and bounces back with a stiff lariat that. Eli point to Jin and they set up the table. Eli places GRIM on top and directs traffic as Jin climbs to the top rope and signals he's going to finish it.
Suddenly several masked men arrive through the crowd. They jump the barricade and slide into the ring. They knock Jin Hirai off the top rope and begin attacking both him and Eli, while Minion I gets in the ring and pulls GRIM off the table. Eli and Jin are no match for these men, who maul them both. GRIM begins calling out orders. A few of the men leave the ring and pull several tables out from under the ring. GRIM barks out commands in Japanese. The tables are set up at ringside, one on top of two others. Lighter fluid is handed to GRIM, who from the ring apron douses all three tables with it. Matches are lit and all three tables are set a blaze. GRIM turns to Eli and smiles cruelly. He points to him and three of this masked followers pick him up and drag him to the side of the ring. They lift him up into a triple power bomb and send him crashing through the burning tables.
The crowd starts chanting, "Holy Shit", as officials and paramedics rush into help Eli, who appears to be badly hurt. A a stretcher is brought out and Jin is made to watch as Eli is placed on it and taken to the back. With him gone, Jin is alone and at the mercy of GRIM and his minions. The evil master orders them all out, except Minion I, who pulls Jin up by the hair and holds him while his master assaults him with a series of chops. GRIM says something in Japanese. Jin shakes his head and spits in his face. Angered, GRIM orders Minion I to toss Jin out of the ring, where the other minions pounce upon him attacking him with kicks and punches.
The crowd boos loudly as Jin is rolled back into the ring. Minion pulls him up to his knees by his hair and GRIM slaps his face with devilish glee. He repeats his request in Japanese, but Jin shakes his head again. Minion I picks him up and tosses him out of the ring again, where he is once again attacked by the other followers. Satisfied he's had enough, GRIM orders them to throw him back into the ring. He asks Jin the request in Japanese one last time, this time Jin answers loud enough for everyone to hear.
"FUCK YOU, I WILL NEVER SERVE YOU!"
The crowd pops for this, but Jin is immediately assaulted by all the minions. GRIM stands back and laughs and waits for them to drag him to his feet. He slaps Jin Hirai across the face and then clenches his throat, signalling the Green mist is about to be sprayed into Jin's face.
"Welcome to the Jungle" starts playing and the crowd pops! Everyone turns to the entrance ramp and the Toronto crowd almost blows the roof off the Air Canada Centre as Tiger Mask Red limps out. Officials are trying to dissuade him but he shoves them aside.
GRIM barks out an order. All his followers, except Minion I slide out of the ring and wait with anticipation for the Pollomania Super Crown Champion to come to them.
Tiger stands on top of the entrance ramp for a moment before turning around and beckoning someone to join him. Brutus Smith, Holly Guacamole and Charlotte Buchanan come out to join him as the crowd starts chanting "This Is Awesome!"
Tiger nods to his three companions and the charge the ring. Holly is brandishing her hockey stick and swinging at anything that moves. Brute doesn't need a weapon, he is a weapon. He grabs any minions stupid enough to get close to him and launches them into the ring posts and into the barricade. As for Charlotte, she walks calmly to the ring beside her husband, who appears to be almost feral. A minion tries to confront them, but Charlotte pulls a tazer from her pocket and zaps the fool in the chest. She then retreats behind Brute as Tiger Mask Red climbs into the ring to confront GRIM.
GRIM moves forward to attack him. He tries to spit Tiger in the face with green mist but Tiger spits out a red mist at the same time and the two counter each other out. Shocked, GRIM backs up. Whatever his evil plan was, he wasn't expecting this. He turns to retreat but eats a super kick from Jin Hirai. GRIM is down but he rolls to his hands and knees, only to come face to face with Tiger Mask Red who is silently stalking him, his eyes a pale whit colour. GRIM tries to back away, but Jin is blocking his path, he has nowhere to go.
Minion I takes this opportunity to attack Tiger Mask Red from behind with a clubbing blow. Jin turns his attention to him and GRIM takes the opportunity to get out of harms way. Minion I slams Tiger to the mat and catches Jin with a stiff kick. He turns back to Tiger and... FIRE BALL!
The crowd cheers shake the building. Tiger Mask Red pulls Minion I, who is screaming in pain, to his feet. He hits him with a suplex and rolling through, pulls Minion I up and executes a second suplex. He rolls through and pulls his opponent up again, but points to the sky. He scoops Minion one up and drops him on his head with a Northern Lights Bomb.
TMG "Dazed and Confused", a calling card of Zoe Chaos!
Tiger points to Jin Hirai, who climbs to the top rope and hits "Welcome to Jamrock!". Jin goes for the pin, while Tiger makes sure no one tries to break it up. Jose Doe makes the count, but it's academic from here. 1...2...3..!
NICK CHRISTOULOS Here are your winners, JIN HIRAI AND TIGER MASK RED!
Jin is ecstatic, but Tiger Mask Red seems obvious. He stares into the crowd and the camera shows GRIM standing there fuming. Slowly he backs away and disappears, as Tiger watches him leave.
TMG You gotta think that things are far from over between these two. Mark my words, this two will eventually meet one on one and I don't envy the official who tries to keep these two in line.
Holly, Brute and Charlotte enter the ring to celebrate with the winners. We can see Charlotte whispering something in Tiger's ear and he seems to break out of whatever spell he was under and starts celebrating with the others. Jin is lifted on to Brute's shoulders to celebrate as we go to break.
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Post by Buck U Productions on Nov 7, 2017 6:46:14 GMT
ust outside of the locker room, Jan van der Roost paces slowly, ignoring the cameraman.
It is been a trying time for everyone in the Bucking Finale. I know everyone had dedicated tonight's show to Zoe and the tribute show for John is coming up. But this is not about Zoe or John or anyone else. 6 of us are set to bring the house down. A ladder to climb, and the Pollo Estrel medal awaits the victor.
He continues to pace, not eying the camera.
I have heard the doubters.
The old man can't do this.
I have heard my students.
Do you really need to be in a Ladder Match?
I have listened to my opponents.
We're gonna break you into pieces.
and I have looked into the mirror, searching deep into my soul for the answers.
Can you win the big one, one more time?
Jan looks over at the cameraman with a firm jaw and a gleam in his eye.
Yes I can. Tonight, the Pollo Estrel Medal comes home... with the Rooster and That's the Way It Is...
Jan walks down the hallway, and turns the corner towards the ring.
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Post by Buck U Productions on Nov 7, 2017 6:51:08 GMT
We go to the back to find Talia Areano being attended by paramedics. There's no one else in sight, but there is a bunch of large chicken feathers lying beside her on the ground.
CAPT FIZZ Oh God, not Talia too.
TMG I've been informed that security is doubling their efforts to protect the other members of the main event to make sure nothing happens to them before the match.
CAPT FIZZ A lot of good that does Talia, James and Blaise!
TMG Ladies and gentlemen, let's get ready for our next match, the finals of the Buck U Cup. It'll be Faitilili vs Paulie Rod. Let's see how they got here tonight.
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Post by Buck U Productions on Nov 7, 2017 6:56:39 GMT
September 17, 2017 in Winnipeg, Manitoba September 24, 2017 in Brandon, Manitoba October 8, 2017 in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan October 15, 2017 in Thunder Bay, Ontario
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Post by Buck U Productions on Nov 7, 2017 6:57:13 GMT
aulie attacks Faititili as he is handing the attendant his native accoutrements. Paulie removes his ring jacket and begins choking Faititili with it Referee Darnell Cane halfheartedly calls for Rod to break, but Paulie just smirks at him and rubs his fingers and thumb together, showing that perhaps Cane’s services have been bought and paid for. Cane begins the five count, waiting a full two seconds between counts. At four and a half, Paulie releases the Little Samoan, who falls to the mat grasping at his throat.
Paulie pulls Faititili to his feet and backs him against the ropes, then lands several hard right hands. The alleged mafioso whips the Samoan warrior into the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Faititili ducks under. Faititili comes off the ropes and ducks another clothesline. The Samoan superstar comes back towards Paulie, but Rod shouldertackles him at the left quadricep, sending him flipping forward. Paulie goes for the cover, and Cane counts a quick two, with Faititili barely kicking out in time. The crowd boos Darnell’s fast count, but he simply waves them off, and signifies that it was a two count.
Paulie grabs the Little Samoan and whips him into the corner, but Faititili leaps onto the middle turnbuckle and hits a cross-body blocks the paisano. Faititili hooks the leg, but referee Cane takes his sweet time getting down to make the count, so much in fact that Paulie kicks out in plenty of time. Faititili gets up and confronts Darnell, but in doing so takes his eyes of Paulie who sneaks up behind, and rolls him up. Cane is down quickly and, again, Faititili barely kicks out of the lightning fast count before the three count.
The match continues for several minutes, with Faititili gaining near falls, only to have Darnell slow count each one, while the Little Samoan had to hustle to kick out of Cane’s ultra fast counts.
The turning point in the match comes when Paulie catches Faititili in the Garrote. The Samoan warrior fights his way towards the ropes, reaching with his foot. Faititili’s almost there when Crane steps in, under the guise of checking the legality of the hold, and pushes the bottom rope back with his foot.
The crowd boos Crane unmercifully, but the boos quickly turn to cheers as Popcorn Pollo hits the ring, and forces Paulie to release the hold. Darnell gets in Popcorn’s, well he gets in where Popcorn’s face would be if he were taller. The two officials argue until Darnell piefaces the diminutive official. Cane leans in, daring Pollo to take a shot, even pointing at his jaw. Popcorn declines punching Darnell, opting instead to hit a hurricanrana, that sends the crooked official through the ropes and to the floor.
Paulie begins reading Popcorn the riot act, all the while allowing Faititili to recover. The Little Samoan walks up behind Paulie, who continues to try to bully Pollo. Popcorn finally points behind Paulie, who turns right into a huge headbutt from Faititili. Faititili headbutts Paulie again then bodyslams him. The Little Samoan Warrior quickly hops on the apron and climbs to the top, but Darnell Cane climbs onto the apron to try to knock him off. Before he can, though, Popcorn Pollo gores Cane off the apron just as Faititili leaps onto Paulie. Popcorn slides into the ring and makes the count.
1… 2… 3!!!
The crowd cheers loudly as Popcorn Pollo raises Faititili’s hand. Darnell slowly reenters the ring and slaps Faititili’s hand down, then shoves Pollo to the mat. The Samoan grabs Crane, spins him around and headbutts him. Darnell hits the mat hard, and Popcorn scales the top rope. Pollo dives off onto Cane. Faititili pulls Popcorn up and raises the little official's hand. Both Faititili and Popcorn soak in the cheers of the fans before leaving Paulie and Darnell laying in the ring.
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Post by Buck U Productions on Nov 7, 2017 6:58:01 GMT
We return from break to find ladders surrounding the ring and the Pollo Estrel Medal hanging above inside a glass box. Jan van der Roost, Hammerstein and Anna Mathews are in the ring and Nick Christoulos makes the ring introductions. You’ll have to trust me on this, he does a great job of it. He exits the ring and the time keeper, who’s never been given a name apparenty, ring the bell and the contest begin.
CAPT FIZZ Here we go. A few less participants than originally scheduled.
TMG Too true. At least it’ll be easier to write this way.
CAPT FIZZ Huh?
TMG What?
The three competitors stare at each other momentarily. Hammerstein is the first to exit the ring and goes for one of the ladders. He folds it up and slides it into the ring but Anna and Roost both go for sliding drop kicks. Hammerstein lifts the ladder though and they both slide out harmlessly on either side of him. He slides the ladder into the ring and tries to clothesline them both, but they duck and he eats a combo bicycle and super kicks.
With him temporarily down, Roost and Anna turn their attention to the ladder in the ring. They both slide back in to the ring and both go for it. Picking it up on either end they begin playing tug-a-war with it. Roost changes his tatic and uses his strength and weight advantage to shove Anna into the corner with the ladder, knocking the breath out of her. She lets go of the ladder and Roost rams it into her gut again.
Out of the corner of his eye he sees Hammerstein getting up. Roost tosses the ladder out of the ring at him. Hammerstein manages to duck out of the way and slides into the ring. Roost tries to catch him with a clothesline but he blocks it and punches him in the face and slams him to the mat. Hammerstein picks up Anna and slams her on top of Roost before climbing to the second rope and leaps off with a huge elbow drop on them both. He picks Anna up and tosses her out of the far side of the ring. He picks Roost up next and tossed him right out on top of her.
With them out of the way, Hammerstein slides out and retrieves the ladder Roost threw at him. He slides it back in the ring and sets it up in the middle of the ring. He begins climbing it but Roost gets back in and pushes it over. Hammerstein lands on his feet and hits him with a running boot. He turns around to set the ladder back up but Anna comes flying off the top rope with a drop kick that catches him flush in the chest. He rolls out of the ring and to the arena floor.
Anna grabs the ladder and sets it back up but Jan van der Roost catches her with a clothesline before she can start climbing. He pulls her up and hits a swinging neckbreaker followed up with a standing elbow drop. Roost starts climbing the ladder but Hammerstein rushs into the ring and grabs him before he can. Hammerstein tries to throw him out of the ring but Roost lands on the ring apron. He grabs Hammerstein by the back of head and drops him throat first across the top rope while he drops to the floor. Hammerstein bounces back and turns around. Anna hits him with a round house kick that knocks him down. She sees Jan grabbing another ladder from ringside. As he picks it up, she comes flying out of the ring with a suicide dive that sends Roost and the ladder tumbling over the announce table, almost taking out That Masked Guy and Capt Fizz in the process.
TMG That was a little too close. We better be getting hazard pay for this.
CAPT FIZZ Wait a minute. We’re getting paid?
TMG That joke is getting old. Thank God we’re not doing this again.
Anna slides back into the ring and goes for the ladder. POUNCE! Hammerstin sends her crashing into the corner. With both his opponents down he starts climbing the ladder. He is half way up when Anna recovers enough to crawl over and grab his foot, preventing him from climbing any further. He tries to shake her off, but it’s no use. He drops down and grabs her by the chair. As he pulls her up she rakes his eyes. With him temporarily blinded, she takes a step back and hits a heart kick which stops him in his track. She follows up with a leg sweep which finally takes him off his feet. Anna goes for the ladder but Roost tackles her with a flying cross body block. He picks her up and quickly hits the Crow Double Arm DDT.
The crowd cheers as Roost goes for the ladder. He starts climbing, but Hammerstein gets to his feet and tips the ladder over. Roost puts his leg out and stops the ladder from tipping by placing his foot on the top rope. He pushes the ladder back up to a standing position and starts climbing again. This time Hammerstein kick it over. Roost is knocked from it as it falls over and Hammerstein catches him and uses the momentum to drive him into the mat with a spine buster.
Looking at the ladder gets a devilish idea. He folds up the ladder and places it aroundhis neck. He waits for Anna to get to her feet and swinging around catches her upside the head with it. As Jan gets up he too gets hit by the swinging ladder. Both his opponents are down but Hammerstein keeps spinning around until he’s really dizzy. He finally stops spinning and stumbles around for a minute. Meanwhile Anna and Roost both get up. Looking at each other they both drop kick the ladder into his face. Hammerstein falls over and lands head first on the ladder. He's out for now but still has the wherewithal to shove the ladder out of the ring so neither of his opponents can use it.
Anna and Roost slide out of the ring on opposite side and grab fresh ladders. Roost slides his in first and sets it up. As he starts climbing, Anna sets her's up right next to him and begins to ascend. Roost gets his fingers on the box but Anna catches up to him and kicks him across the back, making him drop down a few rungs. She tries to reach for the box but Roost climbs back up. He strikes her with a stiff European uppercut. Anna answers back with another kick. Roost with another uppercut and Anna knees him in the face. She decides to go for broke and jumps from her ladder on to Roost back and shits a Victory Star Drop!
The crowd starts chanting "Holy Shit!" as both competitors lay motionless on the mat. Hammerstein is on his feet and sees what's happened. He starts climbing one of the ladders and is halfway up when he sees Anna and Roost starting to stir. He looks around and shrugs before leaping off with a huge elbow drop. Anna manages to roll out of the way but Roost takes the full impact of the blow. Both Anna and Hammerstein slowly get to their feet. He tries charging in but Anna catches him with the Boomerfly Kick! He crumbles to the mat and Anna looks up at the box. Now is her chance.
She starts climbing up the ladder. No one is there to stop her. Her fingers are on the box. The ladder is suddenly knocked over bu one of the Sumo Chickens. Anna manages to get her hands on the box though and holds on, swinging fifteen feet above the ring. Her grip final gives out though and she drops... right into a Samoan Drop from one of the chickens. The Sumo Chickens turn their attention to Roost who slowly gets to his feet. They grab his arms and whip him face first into the corner. The first charges in and hits an avalanche splash on Roost before whipping him back out and the other Sumo Chicken hits tosses him in the air and hits another Samoan Drop.
Hammerstein gets to his feet and the Sumo Chickens turn their attention to him. He raises his fists, daring them to try and take him down but the Chickens hold up their hands. They remove their masks and the crowd starts to jeer loudly.
TMG Oh my God, it's Justin Seville and Alan Envy! The Midnight Horsemen!
CAPT FIZZ This whole thing has been a set-up! They were making sure Hammerstein was going to win!
Hammerstein starts laughing and fist bumps his compatriots. The three of them toss Anna and Roost out of the ring. Seville and Envy, who have peeled off the chicken suits by now, slide out after them and set up a couple of tables at ringside. Seville picks up Roost and Envy picks up Anna, as Hammerstein calls the shots from inside the ring. Anna and Roost are about to be put through the tables when suddenly AJ Knight and Ben Chrenshaw charge down to the ring with chairs and start swinging. Envy and Seville see them coming and make a run for it through the crowd with Knight and Chrenshaw in hot pursuit.
Hammerstein is stunned by what he's just seen but realises he has to capitalize on the opening his allies gave him. He rolls out of the ring and grabs the tallest ladder available and slides it into the ring. He sets it up right beneath the box and starts climbing. Anna and Roost both crawl into the ring as he approaches his goal way above them. He's got his hands on the clasp that holds the box above the arena when he looks down and lets out a cry of alarm. Roost and Anna tip the colossal over and Hammerstein tumbles out of the ring, going through the tables that his allies set up at ringside.
The crowd comes unglued and the chants of "Holy Shit!" start up again. Anna and Roost grab the ladder and set it back up. They both start climbing on opposite side, hoping to beat the other to the top. Anna reaches the top first but Roost grabs her wrist as she reaches for the box. Anna rakes his eyes with her free hand and Roost is forced to release his grip. Anna sits on top of the ladder and grabs Roosts arm. She wraps her arms around his head and locks on a Triangle Choke and leans back. Roost tries to fight it but starts to fade. He loses his grip and Anna lets go just in time for him to tumble to the mat below.
Anna manages to right herself and sits back on top of the ladder. She grabs the box and unhooks it from its clasp. One of the referees calls for the bell as she opens the box and pulls out the Medal. The crowd erupts as she holds it above her head in victory.
NICK CHRISTOULOS Here is your winner AND STILL POLLO ESTREL MEDAL CHAMPION, ANNA MATHEWS!
CAPT FIZZ Anna's done it
TMG She had to overcome six weeks of back to back title defences, not to mention interference from the Midnight Horsemen, but Anna Mathew has managed to do what no one thought she could do. She has successfully defended that medal for this whole series and proven herself to be a champion second to none.
The locker room empties and everyone comes out to celebrate. Anna goes to check on Roost, who's sore but appears to be ok. He hold her hand up in victory much to the joy of the Toronto crowd. She's picked up on the shoulders of AJ Knight and Ben Chrenshaw as all the wrestlers and the fans in the audience applaud.
TMG On behalf of Capt Fizz, this is That Maksed Guy signing off. This has been a blast, but I'm glad it's over. Say good night, Cap.
CAPT FIZZ Stay frosty my people!
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