Post by Pollo Estrel! on May 10, 2016 17:45:01 GMT
The scene opens with That Masked Guy standing in front of the Pollomania banner with a microphone.
TMG: Greetings ladies and gentlemen, I am El Hombre Loco Enmascarado, better known as That Masked Guy and my guests tonight are the number one contenders for the Twin Egg Championships, Things Uno and Dos, along with their manager, The Guru.
The Guru enters with the Things cackling behind him. The three of them surround That Masked Guy and he looks at them nervously as the Things start shoving him around.
TMG: Guru, call off your boys before I call animal control.
The Guru taps him lightly on the forehead with his crystal ball topped cane.
Guru: Mr. Announcer Man, shut your yap and hold that microphone still because I want to make sure that the whole world hears me say this. I’m glad that you introduced my men by their right names but you messed up again. You should have announced them as the next Twin Egg Tag Team Champions!
TMG: Well that remains to be seen. Starship Madness, the CURRENT Twin Egg Champions, mind you, have proven to be a formable team during their short time as a team. In fact they won those titles in a triple threat match featuring the current Supremo Champion, Jason Orion and a couple of your men’s old running mates, Holly Guacamole and Brutus Smith.
The Guru thrusts his cane beneath That Masked Guy’s throat.
Guru: What did I just say? Shut your yap! My men are twice the team that the Canadian Embassy or Constellation Owlsome ever were and they’ll prove that on May 19th at “Whole Lotta Roaches”. But you know what though, this interview is done. Come one boys (waving at his men), we’re outta here!
The Things shove That Masked Guy up against the wall and follow their manager off of camera, cackling all the way. That Masked Guy rubs his throat and looks angrily at the camera.
TMG: I’m getting tired of being abused by these guys. If they don’t win in Chicago and bring the Twin Eggs Championships to Estrel with them on June 1st, there will be hell to pay.
He pulls out his phone and browses through his phone number.
TMG: And I know exactly who I’m going to get to do it. People need to learn not to abuse the man in charge on Estrel.
He walks off in the opposite direction, smiling to himself.
Fade to black.
TMG: Greetings ladies and gentlemen, I am El Hombre Loco Enmascarado, better known as That Masked Guy and my guests tonight are the number one contenders for the Twin Egg Championships, Things Uno and Dos, along with their manager, The Guru.
The Guru enters with the Things cackling behind him. The three of them surround That Masked Guy and he looks at them nervously as the Things start shoving him around.
TMG: Guru, call off your boys before I call animal control.
The Guru taps him lightly on the forehead with his crystal ball topped cane.
Guru: Mr. Announcer Man, shut your yap and hold that microphone still because I want to make sure that the whole world hears me say this. I’m glad that you introduced my men by their right names but you messed up again. You should have announced them as the next Twin Egg Tag Team Champions!
TMG: Well that remains to be seen. Starship Madness, the CURRENT Twin Egg Champions, mind you, have proven to be a formable team during their short time as a team. In fact they won those titles in a triple threat match featuring the current Supremo Champion, Jason Orion and a couple of your men’s old running mates, Holly Guacamole and Brutus Smith.
The Guru thrusts his cane beneath That Masked Guy’s throat.
Guru: What did I just say? Shut your yap! My men are twice the team that the Canadian Embassy or Constellation Owlsome ever were and they’ll prove that on May 19th at “Whole Lotta Roaches”. But you know what though, this interview is done. Come one boys (waving at his men), we’re outta here!
The Things shove That Masked Guy up against the wall and follow their manager off of camera, cackling all the way. That Masked Guy rubs his throat and looks angrily at the camera.
TMG: I’m getting tired of being abused by these guys. If they don’t win in Chicago and bring the Twin Eggs Championships to Estrel with them on June 1st, there will be hell to pay.
He pulls out his phone and browses through his phone number.
TMG: And I know exactly who I’m going to get to do it. People need to learn not to abuse the man in charge on Estrel.
He walks off in the opposite direction, smiling to himself.
Fade to black.