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Post by ISM Office on Feb 20, 2016 4:48:38 GMT
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! BOYS AND GIRLS!
The darkness illuminates briefly before going dark again.
WELCOME TO THE MOST AMAZING SHOW ON EARTH!
The Pollovision lights up with clips of all the past events.
MONTREAL! FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS! IT'S ABOUT TO GET WEIRD!
Grezat rushes out to the ramp as pyro explodes on the stage! The crowd eats it up and is cheering loudly as Grezat holds his arms out wide before bringing the microphone back to his mouth, but is interrupted by some music we've never heard in Pollomania before.
The egg cracks open and a tall man dressed in a flannel shirt and beat up jeans walks out. He doesn't showboat or anything, opting to just walk up to Grezat the Great. He stands next to Pollomania's ringmaster and waits to be addressed.
GREZAT THE GREAT: Ahem. Well, ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce everyone t--
DUKE WOMACK: Y'all can call me Duke Womack. Naw, it ain't no stage name or any silly shit like that. Duke Womack. What y'all see is what y'all get.
GREZAT THE GREAT: Interesting! What brings you to Pollomania?DUKE WOMACK:Hell, I got a mortgage due and a kid on the way. So, I was recently online looking at the YouTubes and this damn ad for something called POY-YO-MANIA kept showing itself at the start of every goddamn video. So, I checked out this POY-YO-MANIA and what I saw... disgusted me.GREZAT THE GREAT: Disgusted... YOU?! Why is that?DUKE WOMACK: Boy, I... I... don't even know where to start. Y'all got clowns, y'all got chickens, y'all got some lard ass runnin' around in a cape. Y'all got a little midget who thinks he was born in an ice cream truck. Y'all got a tiger who thinks he spits fire. You got this big sumbitch who ain't said more than three words runnin' around with this lily skank who don't ever shut either one of her holes.The crowd boos Womack for insulting their home country heroes.DUKE WOMACK: Y'all are booing me for talkin' smack about the villains, y'all are ass backwards up here.GREZAT THE GREAT: They call it Bizarroland for a reason, Duke.DUKE WOMACK: Oh, I know, I was just in Halifax this past week wrestling on a local show. I called up the number for POY-YO-MANIA and this guy claimin' to be an alien - Mexico or intergalactic I ain't too sure - answered, said he was familiar with my work but wasn't sure how I'd fit in here. He offered me the chance to come on by and check things out for myself which was mighty kind'a him. I'll level with you, Greasy.GREZAT THE GREAT: That's GREZ-AT.DUKE WOMACK: Yeah, yeah, GREASY. Got it. I'll level with you, I think I can be on top in a month. Because I see in POY-YO-MANIA the same thing I been seein' in every other part of this country for the last few years 'cept these guys are all dressed up in funny outfits. I'm the last of a dying breed, Greasy. When I started rasslin' some twenty years ago I was just another in a long line of good ol' boys just tryin' to finda' way. Now we is few and far between, Greasy. I used to be an everyman, but nowadays I'm about the only man y'all can find aro-- Womack is interrupted by The Prodigy's "Serial Thrilla" and Stuntman Dan walks out, bouncing to the beat. Womack isn't too imprssed, watching Dan as he gets up to he and Grezat the Great. Dan stops, seemingly waiting for Womack to move aside for him. Womack stares him deep in the eyes, then backs up. Dan smirks and bops on.DUKE WOMACK: Whatever happened to respect, Greasy? Womack walks up and spins Dan around. Dan asks a very clear, "What!?" before Duke looks at Grezat with a "Is this guy serious?" look. Grezat decides to get out of there before something happens. Womack and Dan begin arguing on the ramp, but Dan decides enough is enough and turns his back on him and begins walking down the ramp again. Womack becomes incensed, rushing up to Dan, grabbing him and throwing him clear over the top rope into the ring from a good seven or eight feet out on the ramp. Dan somehow manages a somewhat graceful landing and gets back up. Womack climbs through the ropes and Stuntman Dan greets him with some clubbing blows to the back. Womack shoves him off and unleashes a hellacious lariat in response! Stuntman Dan almost does two full backflips from it! Womack yanks him to his feet and puts him on the top turnbuckle... then climbs up himself. He hooks him up for a suplex and then hoists him up... the Montreal fans gasp as Womack holds this 6'0" / 200lbs man up there for a good twenty seconds or so before dropping him back into the centre of the ring! Stage hands and security rush out to make sure Womack can't do anything else. MANDARIN: GAH-REETINGS! I am the esteemed elitist alien known as Mandarin and I am joined today by... my NEW tag team partner here in the commentation station... BASTIAN KRULL! Bastian! Welcome!BASTIAN KRULL: Ha! Well, thank you, Mandarin. It seems I've picked a hell of a night to start and I'm not even talking about the matches we have lined up. We just witnessed the arrival of Duke Womack and he may have just thrown a wrench into things here as we're scheduled to have Stuntman Dan battle Ursula Areano here in a moment.MANDARIN: Oh, but I do think a certain degree of disrespect was shown by Stuntman Dan in interrupting Duke Womack's interview time with the Great Grezat. Do you not think so?BASTIAN KRULL: Not the smartest move, no, I'll agree with you on that. I do think Duke Womack could have handled it better.MANDARIN: How do you figure that? He confronted Stuntman Dan about it on the ramp and Dan did not seem to care one bit!BASTIAN KRULL: Either way, Mandarin. We've got Smalltooth Jones out here talking or attempting to talk to Stuntman Dan, who is at least responding to him.Indeed, Dan is somewhat sat up and nodding repeatedly to whatever Jones is asking him. Jones can be heard telling Dan that "we can put it off" but Dan shakes his head and rolls to his knees, pulling himself up with the ropes. Jones says OK and points to Dr. Scream.DR. SCREAM: THIS OPENING CONTEST FOR POUTINES AND PLANCHAS IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL WITH A TEN MINUTE TIME LIMIT! ALREADY IN THE RING FROM HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA! HE WEIGHED IN THIS MORNING AT TWO HUNDRED POUNDS EVEN! HE IS STUNTMAN DAN!Evanescence's “Weight of the World” blares over the sound system and Ursula Areano comes out of the egg. She reaches the ramp, raises her arms basking in the shower pyro that rains down on her.DR. SCREAM: SECOND! FROM BUENOS AIRES, ARGENTINA! SHE WEIGHED IN THIS MORNING AT ONE HUNDRED TWENTY FIVE POUNDS! SHE IS URSULA AREANO!She walks down the length of the ramp, swinging both her hips and her arms. She enters the ring and walks over to the ropes, standing on the bottom rope and bending over to smile at the fans in the first few rows. She then gets off the ropes and walks to one side of the ring and waits for the officials to start the match. DR. SCREAM: YOUR REFEREE IS SMALLTOOTH JONES!Areano has no idea what just transpired out here moments ago and tells Stuntman Dan to get in the middle of the ring so they can get this match started as the bell sounds. Dan charges forth and gets arm dragged to the mat, Areano pops back up just as Stuntman Dan does and he gets arm dragged again! Dan gets up obviously frustrated and swings at Areano who ducks it and somersaults forward - leaping up and kicking Dan in the rear end! Dan protests to Smalltooth Jones while Areano more or less tells him to loosen up! Dan imitates a collar and elbow tie-up and quickly backs her into the ropes and does a double open handed chop to her chest before shooting her off into the opposite side. On the return, Areano comes back with a flying forearm that staggers Dan. She gets back to her feet and takes him to the mat with a headscissors takedown!MANDARIN:I bet she is really proud of beating up on a man who has already been thoroughly thumped on before the opening bell! BASTIAN KRULL:It doesn't appear she has an idea what happened, Mandarin.MANDARIN:There are monitors everywhere! Was she playing Candy Crush in the gorilla position!?She gets Dan back up to his feet and delivers several kicks to the midsection backing him into the ropes. She grabs a front facelock and tries to pull him into the centre of the ring, but Dan blocks it and pulls his head out, locking her up in a front facelock of his own, throws her arm over and hoists her up, turns and bounces her off the ropes for the slingshot suplex he calls the MoCap Suplex. He lands hard himself and can't even begin to try and make a cover because he's feeling the effects of the Womack beat down. Dan crawls over to her eventually and covers, but only gets a one count. He rolls back off and tries to get up, but isn't having the best go of it. Areano rolls up to their feet and watches as Dan pulls himself up with the ropes. She waits... waits... he's up in the corner and she comes in with the ARGENTINE TRAIN (running double knees in the corner) and drops out of the way so Dan can fall freely. She climbs the turnbuckle... DEATH FROM ABOVE! The Shooting Star legdrop connects and boy was it pretty! She covers!
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Post by ISM Office on Feb 20, 2016 4:49:25 GMT
CANADIAN EMBASSY MISFITS vs. MASKED JUSTICE!
DR. SCREAM: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL WITH A FIFTEEN MINUTE TIME LIMIT AND IS PART OF THE POLLOMANIA TAG GRAND PRIX!
Daylight for Deadeyes' version of "O'Canada" begins playing and the crowd ROARS in response, singing along in French.
DR. SCREAM: FIRST! FROM THE CANADIAN EMBASSY IN MEXICO! HOLLY GUACAMOLE! BRUTUS SMITH! THE CANADIAN EMBASSY MISFITS!
The entrance egg opens up and Holly Guacamole comes charging out, brandishing her hockey stick and wearing a Montreal Canadiens jersey which as you can imagine, gets a huge response from the Montreal crowd. Charlotte O'Neal is out next and then Brutus Smith, who is carrying a Canadian flag which he begins waving it as he and Holly make their way to the ring. Charlotte heads over to Grezat, who holds the microphone out for to speak into.
CHARLOTTE O'NEAL: DO YOU HEAR THAT!? That's how we should be welcomed everywhere!
Charlotte pecks Grezat on the cheek and he fakes a swoon. Our cameras switch back to ringside where Holly is running around slapping hands with the fans, seemingly enjoying her role as a hero for the evening. She even hugs a couple fans before skipping up the steps, blows a kiss on the ramp and then enters between the top and middle ropes, wiggling her butt for the camera. Brutus Smith reaches the ring and climbs over the ropes with ease. He walks to the centre of the ring and waves the flag some more as Holly leaps onto the second rope and leads chants of "MIS-FITS!"
DR. SCREAM: THE OPPONENTS...
HOLY CRAP! THE BOOS ARE DEAFENING! Even the Bouncing Soul's "Ole" doesn't change the Montreal crowds mind on these guys.
DR. SCREAM: AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF A LOT! EL VAINILLO! THE OWL MAN! THEY ARE MASKED JUSTICE!
Owl Man walks out and strikes his superhero pose, but gets pelted off the head with some trash. Vainillo shakes his head and tells his partner to proceed and the duo make the most nonchalant entrance they're ever made.
DR. SCREAM: YOUR REFEREE FOR THIS BOUT IS POPCORN POLLO!
Popcorn Pollo attempts to check over all four wrestlers, but Holly Guacamole is squawking away at both Owl Man and El Vainillo! So much so that Owl Man actually runs up and shoves her! Brutus Smith tries to advance, but Popcorn Pollo tries his best to restrain him (which is really a sight to behold) and somehow convinces him to wait for the bell. Popcorn rings it and gets out of the way as Owl Man looks to start things off with Holly, tying up. Owl Man has the obvious advantage and backs her up almost into the corner before she's able to slip out and delivers a couple of kicks to the stomach area to back him into the corner. She tries to follow up on the attack, but gets slapped! Guacamole smirks, choosing to keep her emotions in check for this one. They lock-up again and Owl Man applies a side headlock, but Holly escapes out of it and manages a single leg trip and gets Owlie down. She tries to turn him over for a single leg crab, but she is shot off by his other leg! She does a backwards kip up, turns around and slaps El Vainillo in the face! She cackles as Vainillo threatens to punch her from the apron! The Montreal crowd is loving this! CROWD: HOLLY! HOLLY! HOLLY!
BASTIAN KRULL: Two Pollomania Tag Grand Prix points are on the line here in this match with our second bout to come later this evening when Starship Insanity faces the Adult Entertainment Xpress. Those two and these two teams are in a four way tie for first place so at the very least tonight should dwindle that down to a basic tie.
Holly eggs Owl Man on, who responds in kind by grabbing her wrist and wrenches on a standing arm lock. Holly fights through it and does a forward roll, popping up and kicking Owl Man's arm causing him to release hers. She quickly applies a standing arm lock of her own, but Owl Man uses this opportunity to pull her back into his corner where El Vainillo tags himself in to likely the biggest negative response he's ever received in his career - the boos are deafening! El Vainillo climbs the turnbuckles and leaps off with a diving knee drop to Holly's outstretched arm causing her to stagger away in pain. Vainillo grabs her up before she can run away and tag in Brutus, applying another arm lock on her. He wrenches in tightly and forces her down to her knees while Smith begins banging on his turnbuckle and the fans begin responding by chanting...
CROWD: HOLLY! HOLLY! HOLLY!
Smith looks a little taken aback by the reaction, but encourages it anyway! Holly tries to forearm her way out of the hold, but Vainillo instead decides to whip her off the ropes. Upon the return, Holly is arm dragged to the mat! She gets up! A second deep arm drag! She gets up again... a third! This time though, El Vainillo applies the arm lock on the ground right in front of Brutus Smith who just stares a hole through the number one contender. Vainillo forces her back up to her feet and backs into the corner to tag in Owl Man. Holding onto the arm, Owl comes in and grabs it up, picking up right where Vainillo left off. However, Owlie's inexperience costs him as Holly is able to easily slip out and drop toe holds Owl Man to the mat. She leaps up and double stomps the back of his head! Owl Man gets up on all fours in response to that, holding the back of his head in pain. Holly lines him up and BIG KICK to the rib cage area sends Owl Man rolling out of the ring. Holly grabs Popcorn Pollo and begins dancing with him! Brutus Smith hops off the apron, grabbing Owl Man and slamming him into the ring apron! He looks like he's going to slam him into the ring post also, but El Vainillo comes running around the ringside area just as Popcorn Pollo is freed up. Pollo orders both men back to their corners OR THEY WILL BE BOTH DISQUALIFIED! They reluctantly oblige and Owl Man begins pulling himself up into the ring. Holly grabs Owl Man by the mask, pulls him up and into the ring before sending him off the ropes. A dropkick sends him down to the mat! She runs and tags in Brutus Smith, but runs back and grabs Owl Man before he can reach El Vainillo's extended arm.
MANDARIN: Oh my! That outside attack on Owl Man was almost for naught!
BASTIAN KRULL: Effective strategy on behalf of the Misfits here. They are isolating the lesser experienced member of the Masked Justice team, whereas two weeks ago you saw Starship Insanity take the beating to El Vainillo. Those are both good strategies in my opinion because in Starship's case, if Vainillo made the tag to his less experienced partner then he might be too worn down to help fix a mistake the Owl Man made once he got inside the ring. Luckily, that didn't happen. Here, the Misfits are attacking Owl Man and this certainly works because his inexperience - as you saw when he was applying the arm wringer to Holly - leaves him vulnerable to little mistakes. That being said, Holly Guacamole's own inexperience nearly ruined the whole plan as she tagged in Brutus and almost let Owl Man get to his corner!
Brutus Smith puts one foot on Owl Man's chest and then steps up! Owl Man kicks wildly as the big man pushes all his weight down on the smaller big man's body! Brutus reaches down and yanks Owl Man to his feet with a double handed choke! He throws Owl Man into the ropes and when the masked stumbles out - he gets a huge open hand chop to the chest for it! Owl Man falls back into the ropes but springs out with a wild palm strike to Smith's face that actually seems to rock him! Smith stumbles back a step, but Holly runs across the apron and grabs Owlie by the mask and slams him into the turnbuckle before he can capitalize on his attack! She scurries back to her corner while being admonished for doing that. Brutus headbutts Owl Man, sending him down to his knees before yanking him back up and dragging him over to Holly where he makes the tag. Smith quickly scoops Owl Man up and drops him with a vertical suplex while Holly climbs up top and waits for Smith to leave the ring. When he does, she leaps off the top looking for a body splash but Owl Man rolls out of the way! Holly lands hard and holds her stomach in pain while Owl Man makes the tag to El Vainillo!
BASTIAN KRULL: Here comes the fresh man! Although I would argue that Brutus Smith is pretty fresh considering he spent maybe forty seconds total inside the ring.
MANDARIN: Oh, but you forget that Owl Man seemed to have rocked him with his palm strike! We do not know how that may have affected him!
Vainillo comes in, grabs Holly's arm and rolls her up in La Magistral!
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Vainillo gets up, stomping his foot in anticipation... VANILLA KI--NO! Holly catches the kick and grabs the other leg, hoisting him up for a powerbomb! Vainillo punches away, trying to reverse it in a huracanrana and almost does... but Holly hangs on, pulls him back up, turns and bounces him off the top rope before spinning back into the middle of the ring and completing the powerbomb! She flips over into a jackknife bridging hold!
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3-NO! The crowd is shocked! They roar with more chants for Holly after busting out that great move for her home country fans. She gets up, excitedly dancing as she kicks Vainillo in the head each time she makes her rounds. She grabs him by the mask and tosses him into Brute's foot before making the tag. She holds him in place as Smith climbs over the top rope and grabs him by the mask... he hoists Vanilla high into the air... at least eight feet up and throws him up even higher! Vanilla flails as he falls to the mat with a thud. Owl Man attempts to intervene, but gets a big boot to the face for his troubles and falls out of the ring and to the floor. Smith hits the ropes, rushes in, leaps... NOBODY HOME ON THE SENTON! Vanilla rolls away and tries desperately to make the tag, but Owl Man is nowhere to be found from his point of view. Smith rolls out to the floor and Holly hops in and immediately grabs Vainillo's foot! El Vainillo begins hopping in place and tries to enzuigiri her, but she ducks it! Vainillo VICTORY ROLLS HER!
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The Montreal crowd lets out a collective sigh of relief as El Vainillo slams his hands on the mat in frustration and reaches out for Owl Man, but his partner still hasn't recovered and made it back to the ring apron. Vainillo turns back to Guacamole and offers up a knuckle lock. Holly complies and the two struggle for dominance with each side tasting a bit of success before El Vainillo takes a back bump, puts his feet on Holly's thighs and monkey flips her over but Holly hangs on! She rolls through into a standing position, kicks Vainillo in the stomach to free her hands and then...
THE MONTREAL CROWD EXPLODES
BASTIAN KRULL: Call it the Sasori-gatame, the Scorpion hold or even the Sharpshooter! It's got some big history here in Canada and Holly has El Vainillo trapped in the centre of the ring!
Holly has the sharpshooter expertly applied as any young Canadian who was a fan of Bret Hart knows how to apply this move properly. Vainillo grabs his head in pain, then reaches out for the ropes. He calls out for the Owl Man, who's arm grabs the bottom rope. Owl Man begins pulling himself up as Vainillo tries to pull himself toward his partner. Owl Man tries to push the rope towards him, but then opts instead to try and reach for his arm. Just... about... HOLLY MOVES HIM BACK INTO THE CENTRE OF THE RING!
MANDARIN: He might tap!
CROWD: TAP! TAP! TAP!
Vainillo shakes his head furiously as Owl Man pulls himself under the bottom rope. He gets to his feet and double axe handles Holly in the back causing the Montreal fans to boo the hell out of the poor guy. He still isn't comfortable with this you can tell, but he grabs Holly and chucks her into the corner before rushing in with a turnbuckle splash! Guacamole stumbles out all dazed and confused and almost Flair flops to the mat. Owl Man goes through the ropes out to the apron, climbs the turnbuckles... but Charlotte O'Neal grabs his foot! Popcorn Pollo sees this and ejects her! The Montreal crowd begins booing the hell out of a Pollo! O'Neal is cursing up and down as stage hands grab her and pull her away. Owl Man continues his ascent, but Brutus Smith has returned to the ring! Popcorn Pollo tries to intercept him and as hilarious as it looks, Smith obeys his orders so as to not get disqualified. Owl Man looks ready to leap, El Vainillo rolls to the outside to officially make Owlie the legal man just as a second El Vainillo runs onto the apron and pulls Owl Man's foot off the rope! The big guy crotches himself on the ropes and causes enough of a noise that Popcorn Pollo turns around. By this time, the fake El Vainillo is ducked out of sight and even sticks his arm under the ring apron as though he's going to proceed... a loud "FUCK THAT" follows and he just bolts down the aisle beside the entrance ramp. Popcorn Pollo looks confused, but spots the real El Vainillo on the outside and knows something happened but unfortunately can't call something he didn't see. Smith uses this chance to scoot Holly out to the apron and charge over to Owl Man. He grabs the super hero and hoists him high above his head in a military press! He lowers him and then raises him - repeating this process several times to show off his strength. On the way down a fifth or sixth time, Owl Man's gloved hand forms into a familiar shape... THE PECK! Owl Man repeatedly pecks him! Smith staggers back and the peckin' continues! Brutus trips up and falls backwards with the Owl Man! The two spill to the outside with Owl Man crashing through the announcer's table!
CROWD: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
BASTIAN KRULL: You can see Popcorn Pollo signalling inside the ring meaning that will not be a disqualification! Normally, dumping someone over the top rope would call for a DQ but it was inadvertent on both sides. Smith didn't throw him at all - he still had him hoisted above his head when he tripped!
El Vainillo pulls himself inside the ring and begins surveying the carnage that happened behind him while Dr. Scream is telling Popcorn Pollo to call for more stage hands through his earpiece. Vainillo turns around in time and ducks a swinging hockey stick! She tries to swing it again, but he grabs a hold of it and despite her best efforts to pull it back away from him, El Vainillo won't let go! HOLLY KICKS HIM LOW! POLLO DIDN'T SEE IT! El Vainillo's let go now and Holly cross checks him into the head, sending him down to the mat before ditching the stick. She contemplates the pinfall, but taps Popcorn on the shoulder to get him to turn around and then grabs Vainillo's legs to quite possibly one of the biggest pops you'll hear all season. She sticks one leg through, crosses both of his over and turns over with the Sharpshooter fully applied on a lifeless Vainillo, dead centre of the ring! Popcorn Pollo drops down into position and begins asking Vainillo if he'd like to submit but gets no response... and calls for the bell! Holly gets up, leaping into the air with her hands raised as the Montreal crowd screams in celebration!
CROWD: HOLLY! HOLLY! HOLLY!
Smith reaches his giant hand to the bottom rope and pulls himself up to see what's going on and looks on... shocked? pleased? overjoyed? all of the above? Guacamole sees Brute looking at her and falls to her knees crying in excitement. She rolls out to the floor and leaps into Brutus' arms as he's getting up - almost knocking him back down! He groans in pain but hoists Holly up into the air anyway and lets her bask in the cheers of the Montreal crowd! Stage hands are out helping Owl Man and Popcorn Pollo and Dr. Scream are looking over El Vainillo inside the ring.
MANDARIN: What carnage! Are championship titles worth this much to you humans?
BASTIAN KRULL: Greed can bring out the worst in us, Mandarin...
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Post by ISM Office on Feb 20, 2016 20:49:51 GMT
D.C. Wiland vs. Corinthian
DR. SCREAM: THIS NEXT CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL WITH A FIFTEEN MINUTE TIME LIMIT! FIRST! FROM LONDON, ENGLAND! WEIGHING TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY POUNDS... CORINTHIAN!
The lights flicker and thick smoke fills the stage as "A Small Victory" by Faith No More blares throughout the arena. When the vocals begin, the giant egg opens and Corinthian emerges to a mixed reaction from the audience. With a nonchalant shrug, he strolls down the entrance ramp, climbs into the ring and waits patiently in one corner as his music fades out.
DR. SCREAM: SECOND! FROM SANTA MONICA! HE WEIGHS IN AT TWO HUNDRED POUNDS EVEN! ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY VAUGHN RONIE, JR! D.C. WILAND!
As we hear the slow intro of "Almost Famous", the entrance egg cracks open and a cloud of steam comes out of it. The sign "DEEZY TAUGHT ME" appears on both entrance screens as the chorus drops.
# Young with too much cash, watch how I came up fast # # They say I'm next to get it, they bring your name up last # # And while I made it splash, rappers came and passed # # But still I ask myself: # # HOW LONG DOES FAMOUS LAST? #
The beats gets heavy with the final line of the chorus and D.C. Wiland storms through the steam onto the entrance ramp with VRJ behind him as the crowd boos in unison. Wiland smiles wide as he points at his tanktop saying "Entragar Sus Putas" before walking to the ring. Once reaching the apron, he slingshots himself into the ring and immediately climbs to the closest turnbuckle. He takes his tanktop off and signals he will be throwing it to the crowd, but instead he just drops it on the ground before dropping down from the buckles. He sits in the corner, waiting for the beginning of the match as his music dies out. VRJ takes his spot at ringside.
DR. SCREAM: YOUR REFEREE FOR THIS BOUT IS DARNELL CANE!
Both men circle about before locking up in your standard collar and elbow tie-up, D.C. Wiland backs Corinthian up into the ropes despite the forty pound advantage and breaks clean, then raises his arms as he backs away - calling attention to the fact that he did what you're supposed to! Wiland and Corinthian lock up once more with Wiland quickly applying a side headlock, but doesn't quite get all of it applied before Corinthian shoots him off into the ropes and wallops him on the return with a flying forearm smash! Wiland crashes to the mat and rolls out to the aid of Vaughn Ronie Jr. who pats him on the back a few times before offering some words of encouragement. Wiland nods and climbs back into the ring where he and Corinthian begin to engage in a knuckle lock, but Wiland kicks him in the gut! Corinthian hangs onto the lock and kicks him right back! Deezy! Corinthian! Deezy! Corinthian! Corinthian's final kick does the... trick (teehee) and breaks the knuckle lock. He tries to scoop Deezy up for the Northern Lights Bomb he calls his Magnum Opus, but Wiland has scouted it and wriggles free and scurries to the corner.
MANDARIN: Oh my! D.C. Wiland may be the smartest wrestler we have here in Pollomania! His ring presence is ridiculous!
Wiland takes him time getting back up off his knees then circles around before locking up once more. Wiland applies an arm wringer, but Corinthian chops him so hard he lets go! A European uppercut followed by a snapmare brings Wiland down to the mat - and a leaping knee drop will make sure he stays there for a few moments! Corinthian grabs the arm and applies a grounded wristlock! Wiland tries to turn on his side to get a better position, but Corinthian pushes him down flat and drops a knee on his arm! Wiland flops around like a fish causing Corinthian to yank to his feet with the hold still applied. Wiland gets the jump on him with a chop! Corinthian punches him right back! Chop! Punch! Chop! Punch! Cho--no! Corinthian ducks it and does a go behind... GERMAN SUPLEX! Wiland lands hard and wisely rolls out of the ring! VRJ rushes over to him, but Wiland takes off as Corinthian comes right out after him! He shoves VRJ aside and Wiland turns the corner and rolls into the ring (because the ramp is in his way). Corinthian slides in as Wiland is coming off the ropes... TAKEDOWN BY CORINTHIAN! He follows it up with several mounted punches! He unmounts and backs into the corner as Wiland is all kinds of discombobulated in his attempt to get back to his feet. When he does... YAKUZA KICK! Corinthian tries to yank him to his feet for the Magnum Opus, but Wiland holds onto the ropes for dear life!
BASTIAN KRULL: Smart move! Very smart move! Wiland forces a break by using the ropes.
Wiland gets up in the corner and tells Darnell Cane he wants to call for a time out so Cane turns around and tells Corinthian to back off during the time out. Corinthian looks at him like he's got seventeen and a half eyes as the crowds boo the fact that he's actually giving him a breather! Corinthian shoves Cane aside and the two lock up! Corinthian backs him into the corner and when forced to break... Wiland slaps him! Corinthian slams him into the corner and winds up for a punch but Cane grabs it! Warning him about closed fists! This allows Wiland to pop Corinthian with a closed fist of his own! Corinthian staggers out and Cane doesn't admonish Wiland in the slightest for doing it right in front him which garners more boos from the crowd! Wiland grabs Corinthian and drops to the mat with the Flatliner and yells "WHO'S BETTER THAN DEEZY?" as he gets up. A single fan yells back, "YOU AIN'T SHIT!" and Wiland points and threatens him! VRJ even gets in the guy's face! Wiland turns his attention back to Corinthian and covers!
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2-KICKOUT!
Wiland pulls him to his feet and throws him between the ropes to the floor where Corinthian hits hard, but Wiland doesn't immediately press the attack and instead waits for his opponent to begin stirring. When he does, Wiland leaps off the apron and somersaults in midair before dropping a leg across the back of Corinthian's neck! Wiland lands hard and Corinthian's head thumps off the ground! Wiland rolls back into the ring and seems content with winning the match by count out so he goes and props himself up in the corner. Around the fifteen count, Corinthian pulls himself up using the ropes only for Wiland to rush over and kick him in the chest! This sends him flying back into the guardrail and even though an interrupted sequence means the count gets restarted, Cane resumes counting from fifteen! At nineteen, Corinthian springs up and slides into the ring despite being in obvious pain! Wiland lets him get to his feet and then pops him with a right! Cockily bouncing around as he pops him with a few more lefts and rights... he winds up like he's Ali and pops Corinthian with another and this one sends him down to the mat! Wiland covers!
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PUTS HIS FEET ON THE SECOND ROPES FOR ADDED LEVERAGE!
2...
-KICKOUT!
Wiland rolls up to his feet and tries to pull Corinthian up, but gets a European uppercut for it! Deezy staggers back and Corinthian rushes right into a superkick!
BASTIAN KRULL: Hello dental plan!
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2...
FOOT ON THE ROPE BY CORINTHIAN!
Wiland grabs Corinthian by the hair and then grabs his wrist... he yanks him forward for the Black Elegy Lariat, but Corinthian ducks it and uses Wiland's wrist lock to his advantage! He grabs him in a front facelock and looks poised to hit the Magnum Opus... but Wiland pushes him away! VRJ leaps onto the apron, calling attention to Cane who comes over to see what's up. Sufficiently distracted, VRJ tosses a foreign object! Corinthian pushes Wiland into Cane and VRJ and catches... a pair of brass knuckles! He slips them on and the fans go nuts as they're about to see Deezy's big mouth get busted! Corinthian steps forward... ONE HIT WONDER INCOMING... BUT WILAND DUCKS AND DARNELL CANE EATS IT! THE BELL RINGS!
BASTIAN KRULL: I'm not all too familiar with the system just yet because this is my first day on the job, but basically an automatic DQ is called any time an official is taken out of action!
MANDARIN: Indeed! It was a system I implemented in the AIPollo program. The referee is in charge for the match, but any time the official is taken out either inadvertently or by purposeful force then an automatic disqualification will occur.
BASTIAN KRULL: Why not just have the program referee the entire match? It would mean that the villains can't cheat behind the referee's back!
MANDARIN: Oh, thank you! That thought never once crossed my mind! You try telling THAT to the referees... in fact, you tell anyone that you're thinking of replacing their job with a computer and tell me how that goes.
Corinthian takes a moment to process what he's hearing and then shakes his head. Wiland sees him coming and dives out of the ring, Corinthian right behind! Wiland runs around the ring, up the stairs to the ramp and briefly tries to revive VRJ but Corinthian is right behind! Wiland leaves his manager there and takes off up the ramp. Corinthian stops giving chase and watches as Ronie Jr slowly gets to his feet, Wiland turns around in time to see his manager get grabbed... Corinthian pushes him up against the ropes and winds up with his knux... Wiland grabs his arm! Corinthian turns around and clobbers Wiland with his other hand! Wiland falls on his ass and Corinthian raises his knux to a pop and yells for Wiland to get up! Wiland scoots backwards up the ramp and something about his eyes gives away the surprise as Corinthian turns around and pops VRJ with the brass knuckles as Wiland gets up and takes off to the back.
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Post by ISM Office on Feb 20, 2016 20:50:22 GMT
Adult Entertainment Xpress (Mr. Rottentreats & Douglas Divine) vs. Starship Insanity (Mr. Crazy & Zargnax)
DR. SCREAM: THIS NEXT CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL AND HAS A FIFTEEN MINUTE TIME LIMIT AND IS PART OF THE POLLOMANIA TAG GRAND PRIX!
A mash-up of “In Yo Face” by Insane Clown Posse and “Bump N’ Grind” by R. Kelly begins playing.
DR. SCREAM: FIRST! AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF FOUR HUNDRED TWENTY SIX POUNDS - DEE-LICIOUS DOUGLAS DIVINE AND MR. ROTTENTREATS... THE ADULT ENTERTAINMENT EXPRESS!
The egg opens up and the duo makes their way out and down to the ring. Conspicuous by his absence is Vaughn Ronie, Jr., who was injured earlier in the evening after being struck with brass knuckles. Mr. Rottentreats walking out rather normally in comparison to Douglas Divine, who begins hip thrusting in the general direction of any females present. The pair haven’t quite made it to the ring when the house lights dim as the synthed-voice intro of ‘Intergalactic’ by the Beastie Boys begins to play across the venue’s sound system.
DR. SCREAM: SECOND! THEY ARE A COMBINED WEIGHT OF FOUR HUNDRED FORTY NINE POUNDS! ZARGNAX! MR. CRAZY! STARSHIP INSANITY!
The audience are treated to the spectacle of Zargnax descending onto the ramp via rocket-thrusters attached to the boots of his Exo-Suit. Mr. Crazy can be seen holding on to the back of it, one arm wrapped around Zargnax, while the other flashing the horns gesture as Starship Insanity makes its descent. In a display of sheer athletic prowess, Mr. Crazy leaps off Zargnax’s back and lands a backflip on top of the ramp. The Intergalactic Conqueror lands himself on top of the ramp and wastes no time in walking down the ramp, taunting front-row fans with his raygun as he makes his way to the ring. Mr. Crazy walks abreast with his alien tag-team partner, flashing middle fingers and hurling verbal abuse at fans and hecklers alike. As the duo approach the ring, Mr. Crazy breaks into a run and leaps cleanly over the top rope, landing in a knee-slide across the canvass while playing mock air-guitar with his hands. Zargnax shortly joins him in the ring by stepping over the top rope. Both wrestlers raise their hands in the air, as the arena lights brighten and the entrance music fades
DR. SCREAM: YOUR REFEREE IS SMALLTOOTH JONES!
MANDARIN: It was supposed to be Darnell Cane, but... we all saw what happened there!
Zargnax begins with Mr. Rottentreats, who slaps the alien across the face. The two lock up in a collar-and-elbow and the clown backs Zargnax into the corner. The referee administers the count and Rottentreats backs away at 4. He tries to slap his opponent across the face but Zargnax ducks and pushes his opponent into the corner and slaps him instead. He kicks Rottentreats in the gut and drags him over to his corner and tags in Mr. Crazy. The pair bring their opponent out into the middle of the ring. Crazy takes him down with a snap-suplex and immediately rolls them up into a camel-clutch position. Zargnax bounces himself off the ropes for added momentum and goes low with the Delta Wave Nucleostabilization dropkick, catching Rottentreats square in the chest. Crazy goes for the pin but Smalltooth Jones is too busy trying to get Zargnax out of the ring.
BASTIAN KRULL: Quick tags are crucial, but you also gotta get out of the ring quickly too!
Divine takes advantage of the referee being distracted and sneaks in the ring and clubs Crazy across the back with a running axe handle blow. Before Jones notices, he quickly goes back to his corner and holds out his hand for a tag. Rottentreats grabs hold of Crazy’s leg, to stop him from tagging Zargnax back in and reaches out to slap his partner’s hand. Divine legally enters the ring for the first time and stomps on Crazy’s back. He pulls his opponent up to his feet while Treats exits and delivers a butterfly suplex. He quickly mounts Crazy’s chest and starts grinding himself on him before raining down with a series of punches. Divine drags Crazy into their corner and tags Treats back in. Divine picks Crazy up and delivers the Bump ‘N Grind Spinebuster and Rottentreats connects with a lariat at the same time. Divine tries to go for the pin but Referee Smalltooth Jones reminds him that he’s not the legal man. Divine quickly exits the ring so his partner can go for the pin.
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KICK OUT!
Treats wastes no time in pulling Crazy up to his feet. He quickly jabs him three time before going for what looks like a discuss punch but instead is an eye poke, which doesn’t work very well because of Mr. Crazy’s mask. Crazy tries to fire back with a punch of his own but gets a knee in the stomach for his effort. He picks Crazy up into a vertical suplex but drops him face first with a gourdbuster. He tags Divine back in and exits the ring while his partner works over Crazy with a series of kicks. He jumps in the air and delivers a knee drop to the back. Divine pulls Crazy to his feet, grabs him by the arm and pulls him into a stiff Rip-cord Lariat clothesline. He signals to his partner to go to the top rope. Divine grabs Crazy by the legs and lifts him up wheelbarrow style, meanwhile Treats leaps off the top rope with an attempted Bulldog but at the last moment Crazy manages to shift his weight forward causing Rottentreats to crash into the “Dee-Licious” one.
MANDARIN: Mr. Crazy needs to make a tag!
While the members of AEX try to clear their heads, Mr. Crazy manages to crawl to his corner and make the tag to Zargnax. The alien wastes no time in dumping Mr. Rottentreats out of the ring. As Devine gets to his feet, Zargnax comes off the rope with clothesline. He picks him put and Irish whips him into the rope, catching him with a side backbreaker on the rebound. Without hesitating he bounces off the ropes with a running senton and goes for the pin.
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KICK OUT!
Zargnax immediately applies the Traflorkian Neuroinhibitation Technique. Treats enters the ring and kicks Zargnax to get him to release the move and the referee quickly forces him out of the ring. Crazy charges in and knocks the clown off the apron. He turns around and hits Devine with a superkick before exiting the ring. Zarganx wastes no time applying Zero-Point Proto-Modular Quantalizer: Ultra and rolls his opponent up with a small package. Referee Smalltooth Jones drops down to make the count.
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2…
Mr. Rottentreats tries to make the save but Mr. Crazy grabs his leg and pulls him back out of the ring.
3!
BASTIAN KRULL: Starship Insanity picks up the win!
Mr. Crazy sighs in relief as he watches Zargnax get his arm raised. Suddenly, Crazy begins clawing at the ring apron and starts yelling!
MANDARIN: He is being dragged underneath!
Rottentreats, Divine and VRJ all look on in shock as Zargnax leaps out of the ring, trying to grab his partner's hand...
It's too late.
Mr. Crazy disappears under the ring and the lights flicker and smoke bellows out from under the ring. Jones grabs Zargnax and pulls him away from the apron as they try and process what just happened. AEX looks at Zargnax equally puzzled, Divine actually walks up to the apron and lifts the skirt up but nothing but darkness can be seen. He shrugs and turns back to his teammates as we go to an ad break.
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Post by ISM Office on Feb 20, 2016 20:50:43 GMT
Grezat the Great is backstage.
GREZAT THE GREAT: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m hear with Pollomania’s Supremo champion, Tiger Mask Red.
Tiger Mask Red enters the screen with Charlotte O’Neal.
TIGER MASK RED: Woo! Faites du bruit , Montréal !
The crowds pops.
TIGER MASK RED (throwing an arm around him and laughing): Hey Cackle-puss, what’s going on?
GREZAT THE GREAT (removes the arm from around him): Tonight you defend the championship against number one contender, El Vainillo, who’s already wrestled earlier tonight so I would like to get your thoughts.
TIGER MASK RED: Grezat, I flew into Montreal early this week with this lovely woman. We’ve been visiting with friends and family, walking around Old Montreal and earlier tonight ate at Les Deux Singes de Montarvie! Tonight, after I kick that vanilla cupcake’s ass we’re going down to Quartier des Spectacles, I don’t care if it’s open to the public or not. We’re going to open it up and party into the early hours with some great music.
GREZAT THE GREAT: It sounds like your not taking El Vainillo very serious which is a big mistake, if I do say so myself.
TIGER MASK RED: No, Grezat, I’m taking him very serious. This is the biggest match of my career and I’m aiming to silence all the critics. Tonight I prove that not only am I the corner stone of this company but that I am the greatest wrestler that Pollomania has ever seen!
GREZAT THE GREAT: What is your response to the critics who say that if you walk out of here champion tonight that you only did so because El Vainillo already competed earlier tonight?
TIGER MASK RED: Look, El Vainillo is the guy who decided to be so greedy that he wanted to challenge for two titles simultaneously. If he wants to be a champion, he'll have to take on a champion's schedule. I'm going to show him tonight that he's not cut out for it.
Brutus and Holly enter the scene a little battered and beaten.
TIGER MASK RED (grabbing Brute by the arm): Hey, there’s something different about you.
HOLLY GUACAMOLE (stepping in front of Brute): Never mind that. We came to wish you good luck against Vanilla Brain tonight. If you need us, we’ll be there for you.
TIGER MASK RED: Holly, Brute, this is Montreal! I don’t need your help tonight because you’ve already done your part. Let me go out there and show the world why I’m the Supremo Champion.
HOLLY GUACAMOLE: But Tiggie!
TIGER MASK RED: No buts, Holly. You two go back to the locker room, put the Vignoble Domaine Bresee on ice because we’re going to be celebrating tonight!
He and Charlotte walk off to make their way to the ring while Brute, Holly and Grazat stare after them.
BRUTUS SMITH: I am Brute.
HOLLY GUACAMOLE: Yeah, I think so too. Come on Brute, let's go.
The two head off in the opposite direction.
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Post by ISM Office on Feb 20, 2016 20:50:48 GMT
Supremo Championship Tiger Mask Red defends vs. El Vainillo
# OH MY GOD #
Big pop as Guns 'n' Roses' "Welcome to the Jungle" hits as the venue plunges into darkness. The house lights go red as the egg cracks open revealing Tiger Mask Red, clad in a Price #31 Montreal Canadiens jersey and holding hands with the sensational Charlotte O'Neal, who holds up the Supremo title with her free hand to a tremendous pop. Tiger walks up to a camera on the stage...
TIGER MASK RED: You hear that? I think they love me here!
He and Charlotte share a laugh as they walk down towards the ring hand-in-hand. They stop to embrace the same people that Holly greeted earlier in the night, before making their way up the stairs. Tiger Mask Red holds the ropes open for Charlotte. He then makes his traditional springboard entrance into the ring, rolling through and up on one knee and begins beckoning the fans to cheer which they are happy to do! His music slowly dies out...
MANDARIN: Oh my Darammu! Listen to these boos!
After several moments the Bouncing Souls' "Ole!" hits and the boos somehow grow louder! El Vainillo emerges out of the egg, not clapping or bouncing - but limping! Tiger Red licks his lips in the ring at his sister Holly Guacamole's handy work earlier in the night. Vainillo stands on the ramp and looks around at the booing Montreal crowd taking it all in before deciding to get moving before the garbage being thrown at him becomes something heavier than half-filled beer cups. Vainillo reaches the ring and gingerly goes through the ropes and takes his corner.
MANDARIN: Look at his body language, Bastian! THAT is a defeated man!
BASTIAN KRULL: He's barely able to walk thanks to Holly Guacamole's Sharpshooter and suffered one loss already because of that. He now has to take on a fresh Tiger Mask Red in a championship match! So, yes, I can understand how he's feeling right now. However...
MANDARIN: Hmm?
BASTIAN KRULL: El Vainillo is still standing there in that ring. He could have made excuses or found an out, but he's here and he's going to compete. He doesn't need a belt to have the heart of a champion!
DR. SCREAM: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS YOUR MAIN EVENT OF "POUTINES AND PLANCHAS" AND SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL WITH A TWENTY FIVE MINUTE TIME LIMIT! IT IS FOR THE POLLOMANIA SUPREMO CHAMPIONSHIP!
HUGE POP!
DR. SCREAM: FIRST! THE CHALLENGER!
HUGE BOOS!
DR. SCREAM: FROM THE CONFECTIONARY AISLE! HE WEIGHED IN THIS MORNING AT ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY TWO POUNDS... EL VAINILLO!
He doesn't even bother raising his arms - he's just staring a hole through Tiger Mask Red.
DR. SCREAM: SECOND! THE CHAMPION!
CROWD: TIGER! TIGER! TIGER!
DR. SCREAM: HAILING TONIGHT FROM MONTREAL, QUEBEC!
LOUD POP!
DR. SCREAM: HE WEIGHED IN THIS MORNING AT TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY FIVE POUNDS... THE CURRENT, REIGNING AND DEFENDING SUPREMO CHAMPION... TIGER MASK RED!
Smalltooth Jones walks over to Dr. Scream, pointing to O'Neal.
DR. SCREAM: YOUR REFEREE FOR THIS BOUT IS SMALLTOOTH JONES! AS CHARLOTTE O'NEAL WAS ALREADY EJECTED EARLIER THIS EVENING...
BOO!!!
DR. SCREAM: SHE MUST RETURN TO THE LOCKER ROOM FOR THIS MATCH ALSO!
CROWD: BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!
Tiger protests it, but stage hands come out and take O'Neal backstage by force leaving El Vainillo standing across from Tiger Mask Red with absolutely no seconds or managers or bodyguards or anything in sight. Tiger turns red in anger and lets out an evil "yes" when Jones asks him if he's ready to go, Vainillo nods in response to Jones' question and the bell sounds. Tiger charges Vainillo lighting him up with kicks that quickly send him down to the mat and kicks him right out under the bottom rope to the floor. Despite Jones' attempts at restraining him, Tiger tells him Darnell Cane would be a much better referee in this match than he is and exits the ring after his challenger. Red gets caught with a shot to the gut! He doubles over but shoves Vainillo away when he tries to capitalize on the attack, Vainillo comes roaring back with a flying forearm but Red hoists him into the air and back body d--NO! Vainillo somehow lands on the ramp - it isn't graceful or pretty, but he lands somewhat decently and gets to his feet and takes the champion down to the floor with a seated senton. Vainillo pounds away on Tiger for a few moments before getting up and rolling back into the ring.
BASTIAN KRULL: Vainillo having some words with Smalltooth Jones here. It seems he rolled back into the ring to stop the count, but I don't think Jones was counting at all.
MANDARIN: Of course not, Bastian Krull! He knows what is at stake between these two and he is not about to let this thing end in a count out!
El Vainillo spots Tiger getting up and tries to baseball slide him, but the champion yanks him out of the ring and the two begin trading blows! Tiger gains the upper hand and tries to hip toss Vainillo on the floor but the challenger counters it and hip tosses Tiger! Tiger lands hard, but gets up quickly only to get greeted by a kick to the solar plexus! A second! A third! Vainillo lets Tiger stagger back, but the champion regains his composure and rushes the challenger... BACK BODY DR--NO! VAINILLO SPINEBUSTERS TIGER INTO THE RING APRON! The Montreal crowd halts their hatred of El Vainillo to pop for the dangerous spot as Tiger falls to the ground holding his back and El Vainillo's adrenaline seems to wear off as he also falls down and crawls away. Jones checks on both men and goes back into the ring, but still refuses to make any counts. Tiger grabs the ring apron and pulls himself up, El Vainillo is on his knees and sees this... he leaps up and soars... RIGHT INTO THE RING POST! Tiger drops down and Vainillo misses him completely heading head first into the ring post.
BASTIAN KRULL: That is why it's a high risk move! El Vainillo could have scored big with his attempt, but Tiger Mask Red had the presence of mind to duck out of the way.
MANDARIN: OH MY DARAMMU! Vainillo is bleeding!
Indeed, despite wearing a mask that covers his entire head - the blood shows up nicely on a white mask! With Vainillo down on the floor, Tiger yanks him up and delivers an exploder suplex! Both men hit hard on the floor! Tiger takes a few moments to shake the cobwebs out but then gets up, kicks Vainillo in the head and pulls him by the mask and leads him over to the guardrail. Vainillo gets his foot up to the block Tiger's attempt at slamming his head, elbows him in the gut and slams the champ's head! He's not satisfied - he does it again! And again! Vainillo turns him, leaning him up against the guardrail and smacks him a few times before Irish whipping him into the ring apron! Vainillo grabs him and rolls him back inside!
BASTIAN KRULL: Despite all this brawling, the only place pinfalls or submissions can take place are inside the ring! Smalltooth Jones is letting an awful lot go considering the circumstances!
MANDARIN: We also have the longest Supremo title match in history here right now! Exceeding the old record of six minutes, twenty three seconds!
Vainillo follows him in and catches Tiger's kick attempt and tries to deliver an enzuigiri to the champion, but it's ducked! Tiger wallops the challenger with a lariat! He's not too quick to follow up though considering Vainillo's used what little adrenaline he had in the first few minutes of the match to dish what punishment he could out on him. Tiger climbs to his feet and stomps away at Vainillo until he too is on his feet. Tiger studies the mask for a minute, trying to find the cut and DIGS IN! HE RIPS THE MASK OPEN AND BEGINS GOUGING AT THE CUT as he backs him into the corner. Tiger shoots Vainillo across the ring and runs in with a European uppercut! Vainillo staggers out and Tiger swoops in, continuing the attack with an abdominal stretch! Vainillo suffers in pain for a bit before he is able to pull Tiger's leg out, freeing up some space and walloping him with his free arm! Tiger trips and Vainillo jumps on top, firing away with several right hands! Tiger manages a timely poke to the eye and then gets up and begins gouging them again!
MANDARIN: The best part is Smalltooth Jones is letting all of this go! This has been brewing and boiling up for months!
BASTIAN KRULL: He is the best official in Pollomania for good reason.
Tiger leaves Vainillo hung up against the ropes and backs up, Tiger runs up and eats a boot to the face! Tiger backs up and tries again, but it's the same result! Vainillo closes the distance between the two with the Vanilla Superkick! He covers!
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NO!
After a solid minute and a half of both men being down, Tiger and Vainillo both pull themselves up off the mat and trade simultaneous right hands! Vainillo goes down first and Tiger more or less tumbles on top of him.
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2-Vainillo wraps his legs around an arm and his arms around the other! Crucifix pin!
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2-KICKOUT!
Vainillo springs to his feet and backs up into the corner to wait for Tiger to get up. He rushes him, but Tiger catches him in a flapjack and drops him gut first across the top rope! Vainillo drops back into the ring and avoids the chance that Tiger might have been disqualified if he fell out of the ring. Tiger grabs him in a front facelock and hoists him up... BRAINBUSTER! Vainillo hits the mat hard and Tiger although extremely slow to get up - holding his back from being spinebustered into the ring apron - crawls to Vainillo's lower body and picks both legs up as he reaches a vertical base. He sticks one leg in between them and crosses them over, but Vainillo small packages him!
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3OHMYGODNO!
ONLY 2!
Tiger springs to his feet and backs Vainillo into the corner and lights him up with a knife edge chop! This somehow fires Vainillo up and he turns and throws Tiger into the corner before chopping him and then monkey flipping him into the middle of the ring. Tiger tries his damndest to land on his feet but it ends up looking like he just gave himself a drop toe hold on the middle turnbuckle. Vainillo charges and Tigre's head finds itself in a front facelock. Vainillo leaps... but Tiger throws him back and falls to his knees! Vainillo charges again! He pulls off a hasty and very dangerous looking International Destroyer piledriver! The Montreal fans once again delay their hatred to chant...
CROWD: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Tiger could be paralyzed while Vainillo looks like he could've taken the move himself. Neither man is moving and Jones requests Dr. Scream to check them both out, but Scream gives a thumbs up to Jones after briefly talking to both men and the match continues! Suddenly Holly Guacamole comes rushing out of the egg with her hockey stick and Brutus Smith is looking like a pretty reluctant tag along...
THE LIGHTS GO OUT!
The Montreal crowd BOOS!
BASTIAN KRULL: What is going on!?
THE LIGHTS ARE BACK ON!
Owl Man stands in front of Holly Guacamole and Brutus Smith, but Guacamole just laughs at him! Owl Man clearly doesn't enjoy that, but stands his ground! Holly winds up her hockey stick, but it gets grabbed by URSULA AREANO! Brutus tries to intervene but Areano goes to town thwacking Smith with the stick and Owlie drags off Guacamole. Tiger Red looks on from the ring... EL VAINILLO RUNS UP! REAR WAISTLOCK! O'CONNOR ROLL!
MANDARIN: That is what he beat him with the first time!
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3!
NO! LIGHTING DOESN'T STRIKE TWICE FOR EL VAINILLO!
Vainillo is sent forward by the kick out and catches himself on the ropes, he charges Tiger as he gets to his feet but the champion ducks and goes behind... DOUBLE CHICKENWING! He lifts Vainillo into the air looking for the Tiger suplex but Vainillo wriggles free and grabs Tiger's head and leaps backwards for the Vanilla Swirl... but Tiger slips out! Vanillo lands on his feet and grabs a rear waistlock again! He pushes Tiger into the ropes and rolls backwards! O'CONNOR ROLL!
BASTIAN KRULL: El Vainillo has that O'Connor roll down to a science!
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3!
Tiger kicks out a second too late and Vainillo goes flying out through the ropes onto the entrance ramp. Smalltooth Jones brings him the title, but Vainillo and Jones both know given the hostile environment that it's probably best to get the hell out of there and so they do! Owl Man greets Vainillo at the egg with a huge hug. The crowd is booing mercilessly as Tiger sits in the ring clearly dejected... but the fans turn their attention back to him as he gets to his feet.
CROWD: TIGER! TIGER! TIGER!
Tiger meekly raises an arm and falls back down to his knees.
MANDARIN: For my broadcast partner Bastian Krull, I am the esteemed elitist alien known as Mandarin. Lettuce get out of here before they riot! See you in Toronto!
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Post by ISM Office on Feb 23, 2016 21:45:06 GMT
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