The City and the Stars
Jan 23, 2016 19:20:26 GMT
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Post by Los Pollos™ on Jan 23, 2016 19:20:26 GMT
The Big Bang… Nothingness becoming somethingness… Particles forming, taking shape, crashing into each other… Creation of life… Single-cell organisms evolving into complex sentient beings… Civilizations rising… Inventions invented… A Flizgoopian dung-beetloid becoming galactic president… All of these are unlikely improbable events that helped shape the entire universe into what it currently is. And now you can add one more to that list; Starship Insanity!
The almighty Zargnax, Intergalactic Conqueror and Laser Ray Enthusiast, has joined forces with his cursed nemesis, Mr. Crazy! Improbable? Unlikely? An astronomical universe-altering event? You bet your low-intelligent monkey metasoma it is! And we will commence our conquest to capture the companion-based championships, and continue to conquer until we rule this entire galaxy! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Our first stop? New York, Earth…
Something about this city… the tall towering structures scraping the sky, the inter-mingling of all types of human life forms, the noise of mechanic hunks of metal moving slowly but strangely rhythmically along an infrastructural grid… it makes me want to blow it all up with a gigantic laser!
Unfortunately, I will have to settle with just dismantling two dirty primates instead.
Canadian Embassy! I’ve heard what you’ve been saying about the great Zargnax. Trying to threaten me. Frighten me with your words. I am afraid… I am afraid those tactics will not work on the mighty Zargnax! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Bring what ever you have got! It won’t matter! You will be annihilated by Starship Insanity! Just like I annihilated the face of your red friend! HAHAHAHA!!! That’s right! I exterminated one of you and I won’t hesitate to do it again!
Oh, and one more thing, before I forget…
I am Fzorpian enough to admit that my ability to decode human communication might not be the greatest in the universe, but Mr. Crazy has informed me that the human called Holly Guacamole has a ‘hard on’ for me, as he so eloquently put it. Now I would normally never breed with a filthy low-intelligent primate, but my new filthy primate tag team partner has made me realize that sometimes you need to not think too much and to let go and allow yourself to be a little ‘loco’. So maybe it wouldn’t hurt to get ‘freaky’ in an inter-species breeding sort of way. So what do you say, Miss Guacamole? Why don’t you bring your unfertilized eggs to New York, lay them in the ring, then maybe one thing leads to another and we both shed our respective gametes and then we’ll fight to the death to see which one of our corpses our offsprings will feed upon! If you know what I mean?
Now where were we? Oh, yes! Canadian Embassy! Let us go head to head and do battle with the new city of Yorks as our battlefield! And what a wonderful battlefield it will be! Buildings crumbling down, military vehicles burning and humans screaming in terror! But most importantly – the two of you…
CONQUERED! (if you know what I mean?)
The almighty Zargnax, Intergalactic Conqueror and Laser Ray Enthusiast, has joined forces with his cursed nemesis, Mr. Crazy! Improbable? Unlikely? An astronomical universe-altering event? You bet your low-intelligent monkey metasoma it is! And we will commence our conquest to capture the companion-based championships, and continue to conquer until we rule this entire galaxy! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Our first stop? New York, Earth…
Something about this city… the tall towering structures scraping the sky, the inter-mingling of all types of human life forms, the noise of mechanic hunks of metal moving slowly but strangely rhythmically along an infrastructural grid… it makes me want to blow it all up with a gigantic laser!
Unfortunately, I will have to settle with just dismantling two dirty primates instead.
Canadian Embassy! I’ve heard what you’ve been saying about the great Zargnax. Trying to threaten me. Frighten me with your words. I am afraid… I am afraid those tactics will not work on the mighty Zargnax! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Bring what ever you have got! It won’t matter! You will be annihilated by Starship Insanity! Just like I annihilated the face of your red friend! HAHAHAHA!!! That’s right! I exterminated one of you and I won’t hesitate to do it again!
Oh, and one more thing, before I forget…
I am Fzorpian enough to admit that my ability to decode human communication might not be the greatest in the universe, but Mr. Crazy has informed me that the human called Holly Guacamole has a ‘hard on’ for me, as he so eloquently put it. Now I would normally never breed with a filthy low-intelligent primate, but my new filthy primate tag team partner has made me realize that sometimes you need to not think too much and to let go and allow yourself to be a little ‘loco’. So maybe it wouldn’t hurt to get ‘freaky’ in an inter-species breeding sort of way. So what do you say, Miss Guacamole? Why don’t you bring your unfertilized eggs to New York, lay them in the ring, then maybe one thing leads to another and we both shed our respective gametes and then we’ll fight to the death to see which one of our corpses our offsprings will feed upon! If you know what I mean?
Now where were we? Oh, yes! Canadian Embassy! Let us go head to head and do battle with the new city of Yorks as our battlefield! And what a wonderful battlefield it will be! Buildings crumbling down, military vehicles burning and humans screaming in terror! But most importantly – the two of you…
CONQUERED! (if you know what I mean?)